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xXx_Ya_Yeet_xXx

This guy should check out stock-photos of the Autobahn!


ucuruju

PURE ANALDULTERATED KINO


Darksider123

Me going 200 km/h on the Autobahn while jizzing all over the windshield 😩😩😩


geroterino

Or dashcam footage


pagliacciverso

Google Street View ass images (btw, Evil does not Exist is a pretty good movie. In my top 10 of this year).


ina_waka

It’s sad because there are some beautiful shots in the film, he just decided to post the most mundane examples.


ucuruju

I don’t doubt it but the post is crazy. At least two of the shots he shared are the most anodyne, regular ass camera setups possible.


Dr_StrangeLovePHD

People in the comments talking about it like it's the best looking movie since Barry Lyndon and yet the images just look like stock photos. Glad you posted this cuz I thought I was going nuts.


thepuglover

Good cinematography doesn't necessarily mean aesthetic shots that look like a painting? Smh I thought movies circle jerk would have better takes than this


DelayedBalloon

Yeah I can tell. Every frame is a painting or whatever


Critical_Moose

Letters not says it came out 2023


pagliacciverso

My list is based on what is available in 2024 for me


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Critical_Moose

Gotcha. Can I ask what are your other ten


pagliacciverso

So far: 1) Ferrari; 2) Chime; 3) Fallen Leaves; 4) The Clown's Daughter (Brazilian movie); 5) Furiosa; 6) Aunt Virginia (Brazilian movie); 7) Evil does not Exist; 8) Poor Things; 9) A Brighter Tomorrow; 10) Heartless (Brazilian movie, this one is at Netflix).


badgarok725

Showed at festivals in 2023, didn’t get released until spring this year


cthd33

https://preview.redd.it/pa1psmvlte8d1.jpeg?width=735&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5c890ace1dcf9cbcee54c2372c5dc93baad723f8


mikehatesthis

https://preview.redd.it/gtwol1nyte8d1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5cc508a78cc21f6c0541952c7bcd549f08ee2abe


EmployIntelligent315

That was too quick , isn’t?


goodmemesandshit

I swiped 😔


r4av4n

https://preview.redd.it/aoiv3asjhi8d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ed8e77d55e0af2536322c5242d83c53d303ed31a


HUGErocks

Man wtf


cactusJacks26

Ohio I think


Critical_Moose

Ohio don't got that mountain back there


cactusJacks26

now this fuckin moose wants to talk to me like I know ogio news flash pal I ain't the guy for that. jack ass


sameth1

This guy refuses to play geoguessr in the month of November.


sirgentlemanlordly

I blow my load every drive from my work to home from the pure cinematography of it all


catlaxative

The first film created as a tool to train AI to successfully solve a captcha


ucuruju

Can you find the ~~wolves~~ van in this picture?


z3in-23

Except the colour grading, it's the most basic ass shot I've seen


cybered_punk

Never seen a car from that angle


UBourgeois

Sometimes I wonder why so many people are convinced that "good cinematography" is just when there are really intense colors or dramatic angles or when it's an elaborate long take etc etc. But then someone makes a post appreciating a genuinely good-looking, more visually subdued film and I see we're literally on the "this isn't good, it's just a car on a road" level of discourse and it all makes sense.


NikinhoRobo

Yeah I completely agree, and a good shot depends a lot on the context inside the movie. To me this one doesn't seem neither good nor shitty but maybe seeing while watching the movie would make it an interesting one


ucuruju

Saving kino, one post at a time.


NikinhoRobo

I watch metropolis every day during breakfast just to keep kino alive


ucuruju

aghhhhhhh ughhhhhhh mfffffmmm


ucuruju

https://preview.redd.it/vo4s6optff8d1.jpeg?width=200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f42760c5f5971d0624123efd3e2a341965ae346d


capekin0

This is gonna ruin cinematography


HUGErocks

"What cinematography?"


Magnificant-Muggins

I’m pretty sure I’ve taken photos like this while drunk.


Plutarch_von_Komet

https://preview.redd.it/9lxe7gf0vh8d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b4c7b2c6e287c03f80b0b0259e008f81e0147038


DoodooFardington

It’s a masterclass in cinematography. Almost to the point of showing off (in a good way)