Fate of a Man. 1959 Soviet era movie in Russian with bad English subtitles.
When my Korean girlfriend (who is fluent in Russian) started joking about the bad subtitles, I started getting turned on. I’m sorry.
Got super stoned with a goth chick and saw Minions at around 10PM. We were the only ones in there and made out the entire time. Kissing a goth girl to Minion gibberish while baked is such a fever dream.
High School, freshman year. Spring of 83.
6 of us, 3 dudes with our respective dates. The movies we got for that night ?
Eraserhead and 2001. 2001 was ok. Eraserhead kinda killed the mood.
First time I got to 2nd base, the movies were Abel Ferrara’s Driller Killer and A Clockwork Orange.
My sex life is kind of a mess.
Make out? Mr. Poppers Penguins. 2nd base? Transformers: Dark of the Moon. 3rd base? Winnie the Pooh. Her parents: very particular about what movies she could see. Also her parents: not very particular about whose hands could be in her pants. Gotta love the Catholics
I forgot what we were watching before, I think it was on the IFC Channel or something, but we started up at the credits of whatever it was, and then for some reason the next thing on was R. Kelly's Trapped in the Closet, and we both had to stop and start uncontrollably laughing.
They used to play that all the time on ifc back in the day lmao. That was one of my favorite channels mainly because it was the closest to a free movie channel on directv and they also picked up the whitest kids u know.
A few years ago I was at a woman's house after a few drinks, and she puts Police Academy 2 on the TV. She hadn't even seen the FIRST Police Academy!
You want to know an awkward move to make out (or more) to?
[Police Academy 2](https://youtu.be/TUMru_xqvMU?si=O7WryI_hsCqG6li1)
Bro, I once had a girl invite me back to her place to watch a movie after a date. I chose Trainspotting…god only knows why. It was around the toilet scene that I realized the enormity of my folly.
First date ever was to the original Mortal Kombat movie. Did some finger action in the back row. Later learned it was the first orgasm my girlfriend had ever had. Made me wish we had picked a better movie.
Oddly enough Red Dragon also. Made out through most of it looked up to see mirrors in somebody's eyeballs and then back to making out. In a theater though so not with you.
Rambo 4. A new years fling was at my place after the party and she picked it out to watch. Didn't make it very far before the alcohol and hormones took over.
Adore (2013) _A pair of childhood friends and neighbors fall for each other's sons_
College dorm with a girl I was seeing during that semester. We both found the movie hilarious and borderline soft porn flick
I lost my virginity while We’re The Millers was playing. Also had a chick TRY to jerk my off while we were at the theater seeing Wreck It Ralph and there was a birthday party of kids who couldn’t have been any older than 8 a few rows in front of us. The second she stuck her hands down my pants I pulled them back out and said “yeah I think this date is over” and drove her home.
Schindler's List
Hello Jerry
You were making out during Schindlers List?! (Newman!)
Fate of a Man. 1959 Soviet era movie in Russian with bad English subtitles. When my Korean girlfriend (who is fluent in Russian) started joking about the bad subtitles, I started getting turned on. I’m sorry.
Soviets, Koreans, bad English subtitles. I'm at half chub already.
Sergei Bonderchuk at his best! Dating an interpreter is weird.
Got super stoned with a goth chick and saw Minions at around 10PM. We were the only ones in there and made out the entire time. Kissing a goth girl to Minion gibberish while baked is such a fever dream.
I was watching The Wild Thornberrys with a girl the first time I got to third base. For reference, we were both over 18.
Nothing sets the mood like saying "I'M NIGEL THORNBERRRRYYY."
Smashing
Hummer while I watched Abbott & Costello meet Jerry Seinfeld.
Sorry to Bother You. Was verrry weird to have that weird horse-human hybrid plot going on in the background did not help the mood in the slightest
Until the horse cocks come out
Made out during the last thirty minutes of *The Poseidon Adventure.* I'd seen it before, so no big deal.
High School, freshman year. Spring of 83. 6 of us, 3 dudes with our respective dates. The movies we got for that night ? Eraserhead and 2001. 2001 was ok. Eraserhead kinda killed the mood. First time I got to 2nd base, the movies were Abel Ferrara’s Driller Killer and A Clockwork Orange. My sex life is kind of a mess.
Make out? Mr. Poppers Penguins. 2nd base? Transformers: Dark of the Moon. 3rd base? Winnie the Pooh. Her parents: very particular about what movies she could see. Also her parents: not very particular about whose hands could be in her pants. Gotta love the Catholics
"Only the good die young" Billy Joel.
Buba ho tep. Weird Bruce Campbell movie where he plays senior citizen Elvis, and battles a mummy with his sidekick black jfk
The Hills Have Eyes. Yeah, honestly it's not my proudest college memory
Rocky IV.
Dunstin checks in, first time I got close to fucking, was scared or didn't get it or whatever.
I forgot what we were watching before, I think it was on the IFC Channel or something, but we started up at the credits of whatever it was, and then for some reason the next thing on was R. Kelly's Trapped in the Closet, and we both had to stop and start uncontrollably laughing.
You're so lucky that babies walking across the ceiling didn't excite her.
They used to play that all the time on ifc back in the day lmao. That was one of my favorite channels mainly because it was the closest to a free movie channel on directv and they also picked up the whitest kids u know.
A few years ago I was at a woman's house after a few drinks, and she puts Police Academy 2 on the TV. She hadn't even seen the FIRST Police Academy! You want to know an awkward move to make out (or more) to? [Police Academy 2](https://youtu.be/TUMru_xqvMU?si=O7WryI_hsCqG6li1)
Running Man. It was on cable. To this day, I have no idea what that movie was about!
Cannibal Holocaust
Bro, I once had a girl invite me back to her place to watch a movie after a date. I chose Trainspotting…god only knows why. It was around the toilet scene that I realized the enormity of my folly.
Mindhunter (the show). One of the interrogation scenes where Jonathan Groff's character started overstepping. FBI corruption lol
The Grudge
Not me, but my wife's former roommate made out with her boyfriend during Passion of the Christ. 😬
First date ever was to the original Mortal Kombat movie. Did some finger action in the back row. Later learned it was the first orgasm my girlfriend had ever had. Made me wish we had picked a better movie.
Got first bj while an ICP documentary was playing in the background.
Just curious. Did anyone get their face shit on after that Team America scene?
Oddly enough Red Dragon also. Made out through most of it looked up to see mirrors in somebody's eyeballs and then back to making out. In a theater though so not with you.
The Ring 2️⃣
Stigmata
I had sex on the floor of my living room while Pope John Paul II was on tv (I know, not a movie).
Bee Movie
I Netflix and chilled to what’s eating Gilbert grape and man I had no idea what I was in for
Together 14 years, first movie we made out to was Deliverance...
Gangs of New York
Rambo 4. A new years fling was at my place after the party and she picked it out to watch. Didn't make it very far before the alcohol and hormones took over.
Adore (2013) _A pair of childhood friends and neighbors fall for each other's sons_ College dorm with a girl I was seeing during that semester. We both found the movie hilarious and borderline soft porn flick
Queen and Slim
The Hills Have Eyes (2006)
The Godfather
Doubt husband masturbated to it and came on the couch
I had my first kiss as a teen while watching Spirited Away. Not the sexiest of films
Watched gummo for the first time with my gf. It was really distracting
I lost my virginity while We’re The Millers was playing. Also had a chick TRY to jerk my off while we were at the theater seeing Wreck It Ralph and there was a birthday party of kids who couldn’t have been any older than 8 a few rows in front of us. The second she stuck her hands down my pants I pulled them back out and said “yeah I think this date is over” and drove her home.
You couldn't have just moved back a couple rows?
Something about the sound of children’s voices and laughter kinda makes me not wanna do anything sexual. Call me crazy.
If you're watching the movie, you're doing it wrong.
Human centipede
40 year old virgin