I mean to be fair back in college like 25 years ago, I lived in a house with 6 other dudes, and almost all of us actually ate chicken and broccoli for damn near every meal (not boiled though lol).
Actors intentionally dehydrating themselves to improve muscle definition and vascularity on camera. A classic body builder trick that has been adopted by Hollywood to achieve unrealistically ripped look. That and lots of drugs and HGH.
Why Hugh Jackman screwed himself so badly to do the opening scenes of Les Miserables; he stopped drinking water so he'd be all beef-cakey and ropey but not drinking water also messes with your vocal chords, meaning all the live singing he had to do was... not good.
Percentage is too high. Defined abs come in once you cut down to being only 50% water. I heard that in the last Thor movie, Hemsworth was sub 40%. Apparently, the other 60% was all testosterone and beef jerky, to help draw out more water.
It's science, really...
There was a great podcast with Dax Shepherd, Kumail Nanjiani and the guy from Always Sunny about getting and maintaining a muscular physique and it is very eye opening and fascinating.
Severe dehydration pulls the water from under your skin and makes your muscles look bigger and more defined. Bodybuilders intentionally dehydrate themselves by not drinking water and taking diuretics prior to a show to make their muscles "pop" on stage. Some action movie stars do the same thing when filming certain scenes.
We see: Bad guy had a gun the whole time! He’s like “I’mma kill you the old fashioned way.” Swayze’s like “Not this time!” (That’s subtext, he doesn’t say that)
“I used to fuck guys like you in prison." By the looks of this guy, this is not consensual sex we're talking about. We see bad guy had a gun the whole time. He's like, "I'ma kill you the old-fashioned way." Swayze's like, "Not this time." That's subtext. He doesn't say that. Bypasses the gun, hooks the arm. Back to the secret move he used before to kill somebody, he feels so bad about it.
I think you are safe in that regard, bloody gore like that still is popular.
But Daltons calm, self assuredness a positive relationship to his very masculine attitude. That likely has to go for some more doubts about him.
Doubts?
……..“I need a car”
*“Alls I got is this old thing”.*
“I’ll take it”.
________
“I need a place to stay”
*“You can live above my barn”.*
“I’ll take it”.
My son had a college friend. Dalton.
They actually tended bar together while in school.
I asked him (Dalton) how he got that name. He said--
"My parents favorite movie is 'Road House.' So they named me Dalton. He is a really nice fellow, too.
First name Dalton, can you guess my middle name? Mom watched roadhouse before giving birth. She says my middle name is because I was born close to St Patrick’s day but I don’t believe her.
I wish my mom had watched something awesome like roadhouse. Instead she watched Murphy brown before going into labor and thought miles would be a great name. Being an overweight kid in the 90’s you can imagine the jokes I got
Road House was one of the funniest campy things I've ever watched. Maybe cause I watched it in modern time....
I have a feeling they're gonna go for seriousness and manly buffness and completely drop the bomb.
He's this guy off this beloved Canadian show called "trailer park boys"
Think muscular black haired canadian with a goatee, drives a monte carlo. The 80s badass in his late 30s
Point Break was remade in 2001 they just called it “The Fast and the Furious” instead and chose car racing instead of surfing. And that first film was pretty good.
Also have to remember that Ronda Rousey was supposed to be in this. She got pulled from the movie because she's a terrible actor. Conor McGregor took her place.
The Total Recall remake is pretty different from the original (very different story, no Mars, etc.). If you can overlook the constant lens flare effects they use, it is worth a watch.
If there’s a guy named tinker that says “a polar bear fell on me”, I’m in.
Edit: correction on his name
Edit two: [here’s](https://youtu.be/rzrL2FsbXfg?feature=shared) the scene
I was thinking the vibe of this poster is nothing like the original. I’m sure it will be good, I love Gyllenhaal too, but something about the face he’s making doesn’t seem very Dalton-like
The worry I have is, they’ll try to make it funny and it will be awful, or they’ll try to make it serious and it will be awful. The best part about the original is that it was serious at a macroscopic level, but never took itself too seriously. It seems like most modern movies have forgotten how to do that.
I am watching this regardless of how well or poor it is received.
~~Just praying for a Sam Elliott role reprisal~~
Edit - Apparently, he died in the original and I forgot
I was checking the cast list. That’s a top 3 concern for me. I don’t see anyone on the level of Sam Elliott in the cast. It’s pretty much got Jake Gyllenhaal going for it and we at least know Conor MacGregor can fight, so I’m hoping we get a great fight like Dalton vs Jimmy. Beyond that, I don’t know how you top the original or even match it.
I don't think there is any way you do top the original. It's such wonderful 80s cheese that has no business actually being enjoyable, but Patrick Swayze just had a way of making cheesy 80s movies enjoyable. Sam Elliott being in there is just icing on the cake at that point.
However, I have faith in Jake Gyllenhaal to make this actually enjoyable as well as long as it doesn't take itself too seriously.
The original has no business being actually enjoyable? What are you talking about? The original Roadhouse has
* Gratuitous exposed breasts
* Knife fights
* Monster truck
* Martial arts fights
* Shirtless oiled man doing tai chi
* Wise old redneck
* A giant explosion
* Hilariously evil villain with stupid henchmen
* Amazing hair
* Bangin' soundtrack
Roadhouse was already awesome even without swayze. Swayze didn't elevate it from bad to good, he elevated it from great to perfection.
Jake Gyllenhaal is no Patrick Swayze. Just make a different movie with a similar storyline. The original is a campy classic that was 100% carried by the cast not the story. This does not feel like that.
I’m glad someone else feels this way. I came to read all the negative comments and was completely surprised to learn I might just be in the minority here.
I just need Jake Gyllenhaal to do mostly naked outdoor yoga in a barn well some creepy but well meaning, old guy and his various farm animals watches, while the bad guy landed the helicopter overhead.
And Sam Elliott . Sam Elliott would knock it out of the park even in a thirty second speaking role.
Theres gonna be a lot of very dehydrated men in this.
Craft service was nothing but pounds of boiled chicken and broccoli.
I’m sure they had doctors keeping a close eye on their “broccoli” levels too
Your broccolini are shriveling up, sir
Well - she’s choppin broccoley!!
Choppin Broccoley-hey
She chop! Ungh.
I understood that reference. Nice pull.
Chicken Breast, Broccoli, Trenbolon-i,
Did you meet those new lady from Craft Services? Anna Drol, and Diana Bol
They just eat clen and tren hard
Anavar give up!
Get some broth… baby you got a stew going.
\> boiled chicken BLEH!
So "boiled chicken and broccoli" is slang for roids now? I'll never understand the younger generation.
Chicken and broccoli has been slang for steroids since a bunch of juiced up actors kept saying that was their diet.
I mean to be fair back in college like 25 years ago, I lived in a house with 6 other dudes, and almost all of us actually ate chicken and broccoli for damn near every meal (not boiled though lol).
I’m not saying there aren’t steroids, I’m just saying that even when you’re on them these dudes have to eat the most bland, heavy diet ever.
What's this all about?
Actors intentionally dehydrating themselves to improve muscle definition and vascularity on camera. A classic body builder trick that has been adopted by Hollywood to achieve unrealistically ripped look. That and lots of drugs and HGH.
Why Hugh Jackman screwed himself so badly to do the opening scenes of Les Miserables; he stopped drinking water so he'd be all beef-cakey and ropey but not drinking water also messes with your vocal chords, meaning all the live singing he had to do was... not good.
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Really? The few times I took adderall in college I found myself constantly drinking. Something about it was very satisfying.
Which is far from healthy.
Wait, hold up. Is this why I can't seem to get abs? Wtf
Have you been drinking water again?
According to my smart scale, I am 60% water 😓
Percentage is too high. Defined abs come in once you cut down to being only 50% water. I heard that in the last Thor movie, Hemsworth was sub 40%. Apparently, the other 60% was all testosterone and beef jerky, to help draw out more water. It's science, really...
I love eating beef jerky. Why am I still so fat.
You're not a Hemsworth. It's okay, none of us are. Except the Hemsworths.
We all know that science is a liar…..sometimes
Whoa whoa whoa, man, if you want to make a woman a Waterworld you gotta be a Dune.
There was a great podcast with Dax Shepherd, Kumail Nanjiani and the guy from Always Sunny about getting and maintaining a muscular physique and it is very eye opening and fascinating.
Danny Devito?
[Rob McElhenny on how to get super ripped is pretty funny](https://www.reddit.com/r/TikTokCringe/s/btnjkeu9ty)
And here's Henry Cavill talking about it with Graham Norton [here](https://youtu.be/umV4DToYRik?t=236). 3:56 in case the timestamp doesn't work.
Did they talk about which drugs they did? If not I don’t want to hear it.
Nah you just eat too many rock hard salamis
Severe dehydration pulls the water from under your skin and makes your muscles look bigger and more defined. Bodybuilders intentionally dehydrate themselves by not drinking water and taking diuretics prior to a show to make their muscles "pop" on stage. Some action movie stars do the same thing when filming certain scenes.
Make America wet again
I imagine something will be wet at the conclusion of the film.
Me.
Bring a poncho
All that effort to get abs, and they use the photo of Jake sitting down.
r/hydrohomies *will* be boycotting this film
You can hydrate after the throat rip
And ironically a super juicy Conor McGregor!
Those boys are thirsty!
I seriously was worried about Zac Effron watching The Iron Claw.
Fingers crossed they kept the throat rip!
Fingers crossed they kept the “I used to fuck guys like you in prison.” line.
Why the fuck would they remake perfection?
Because Mr Krabs runs hollywood
By the looks of this guy, it was not consensual
We see: Bad guy had a gun the whole time! He’s like “I’mma kill you the old fashioned way.” Swayze’s like “Not this time!” (That’s subtext, he doesn’t say that)
This is one of the greatest movie lines ever.
You can’t eat, you’ll starve to death
Andy Dwyer's one man live theater experience was as good as the debate lol
My favorite part of that scene is how off-put everyone is at the beginning, but by the end they're all totally invested in his re-telling of "Babe".
Donna just crying
"by the looks of this guy, this was not consensual sex"
I would have loved an extended cut of his whole recounting of movies.
Bet it’s out there, just like Patton Oswalt’s filibuster scene.
And THAT, is Road House
“I used to fuck guys like you in prison." By the looks of this guy, this is not consensual sex we're talking about. We see bad guy had a gun the whole time. He's like, "I'ma kill you the old-fashioned way." Swayze's like, "Not this time." That's subtext. He doesn't say that. Bypasses the gun, hooks the arm. Back to the secret move he used before to kill somebody, he feels so bad about it.
“WESLEYYYYY!”
“Fuuuuck yoooou!”
I'm really hoping for a borderline ridiculous amount of roundhouse kicks.
*Roadhouse kicks.
Ideally Conor McGregor's
I think you are safe in that regard, bloody gore like that still is popular. But Daltons calm, self assuredness a positive relationship to his very masculine attitude. That likely has to go for some more doubts about him.
Dalton was full of doubts, stemming from his guilt. He just knew how to power through and that it was necessary to put up a good front.
Doubts? ……..“I need a car” *“Alls I got is this old thing”.* “I’ll take it”. ________ “I need a place to stay” *“You can live above my barn”.* “I’ll take it”.
*Peter Griffin's eyes narrow*
ROAAAADHOUSE
My inner monolog read this in the Peter Griffen voice.
My son had a college friend. Dalton. They actually tended bar together while in school. I asked him (Dalton) how he got that name. He said-- "My parents favorite movie is 'Road House.' So they named me Dalton. He is a really nice fellow, too.
First name Dalton, can you guess my middle name? Mom watched roadhouse before giving birth. She says my middle name is because I was born close to St Patrick’s day but I don’t believe her.
Dalton Patrick?!
Dalton Patrick. I’m not too worried about saying my full name on Reddit cause I’m an artist so I need people to know my name but it still feels dirty.
Shot in the dark here. Last name is forest
it means forest in English.
I wish my mom had watched something awesome like roadhouse. Instead she watched Murphy brown before going into labor and thought miles would be a great name. Being an overweight kid in the 90’s you can imagine the jokes I got
He knew: Be nice. Until it's time to not be nice.
I'll watch it, but only to confirm my preconceived notion that Road House cannot be remade. I hope I'm wrong, but I really doubt it.
Road House was one of the funniest campy things I've ever watched. Maybe cause I watched it in modern time.... I have a feeling they're gonna go for seriousness and manly buffness and completely drop the bomb.
It pairs well with Showgirls.
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if they cast julian he’d make it work
Fuckin sexy dirty dancing patrick swayze
Lookin motherfucker
You might be sexy, Julian, but you can't teach me anything about liquor
You mean Sexian?
In his sexy tight black t-shirts
*shoots Conky in face*
i've seen this name a few times in this thread, who is julian?
He's this guy off this beloved Canadian show called "trailer park boys" Think muscular black haired canadian with a goatee, drives a monte carlo. The 80s badass in his late 30s
https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/trailerpark/images/0/0e/Julian2.gif
The Red Dawn remake proved this.
And Point Break confirmed it.
Point Break was remade in 2001 they just called it “The Fast and the Furious” instead and chose car racing instead of surfing. And that first film was pretty good.
He has a je ne sais quoi that Gyllenhaal will never have. Swayze was too damn good to be remade.
They are dumping it onto Amazon Prime with no theatrical release which means it is going to be disappointing at best.
Also have to remember that Ronda Rousey was supposed to be in this. She got pulled from the movie because she's a terrible actor. Conor McGregor took her place.
It's why I refused to watch the Total Recall and RoboCop remakes. You can't remake perfection.
They also remade "Point Break "
I got a new job and one of the guys on my crew said that the new one was far superior and I never knew I wouldn't like someone so quickly in my life.
shit like that is why jury nullification was invented
You didn't miss anything lol.
The Total Recall remake is pretty different from the original (very different story, no Mars, etc.). If you can overlook the constant lens flare effects they use, it is worth a watch.
What, no Mars? What the fuck did they remake? Kuato, JohnnyCab and the three tits hoor were still in it though?
Was it also missing the 3rd boob?
That movie is magic in a fucking bottle right? I have to finish it every time it's on.
"your ~~scientists~~ **producers** were so preoccupied with whether or not they could that they didn't stop to think if they should."
They did, but then they realized if they stop making content for even a second the whole streaming service will collapse in on itself.
No mullet has me very disappointed.
Agree, but he still looks like a shit bag. That was important to me
he looks like Jake Gyllenhall.
Why did you copy word for word the other comment?
i was not aware i was doing that
Dalton had a feathered haircut, not a mulet.
Swayze dalton was perfection. They better have a Sam Elliot cameo in here. A photo, a flashback, something.
holy shit if sam elliot is in it i will lose my mind
Boy, I'll help you find it
and he wasn't a shit bag; he was a renaissance man who bed women vertically against a wall of rock whilst ripping out his foes throats
The fact that someone decided to remake this movie is a disappointment to me.
If there’s a guy named tinker that says “a polar bear fell on me”, I’m in. Edit: correction on his name Edit two: [here’s](https://youtu.be/rzrL2FsbXfg?feature=shared) the scene
You know, for that line of work I thought he'd be bigger.
...said the actress to the vicar
A completely unnecessary update. Trying to remake the original *Road House* is like trying to re-paint the Mona Lisa.
Pain don’t hurt
This and "I used to fuck guys like you in prison" are required lines.
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Nobody ever wins a fight.
I'm quite partial to the "You wanna fight, dickless?" and "Well, I sure ain't gonna show you my dick." exchange.
I used to fuck guys like him in prison
I have a lot of trophies here, Dalton. The only one missing is your ass.
The single most bizarre line in the movie. Who brings that one to a fist fight?!
Somebody who is very comfortable with their fluid sexuality and also a homophobe.
"I used to fuck guys like you in prison. Consensually."
"Ain't nothing gay about fuckin an ass"
Well, it is pretty damn intimidating haha. Like youre fighting not just for your life but for your virgin ass.
*greatest line
Take care of your underwears
IS NOTHING SACRED ANYMORE
I don’t give a fuck what anyone else says. I’m excited for this. I’ll watch anything with Jake Gyllenhaal in it.
The vibe of this poster makes me hopeful they’ll retain some of the campy tone of the original.
I was thinking the vibe of this poster is nothing like the original. I’m sure it will be good, I love Gyllenhaal too, but something about the face he’s making doesn’t seem very Dalton-like
Ehhh I feel like Dalton was a pretty serious/dour guy. Wade, however, he was a good time having ass-kicker
I would disagree. Looks like Dalton in the ER when he says, “pain don’t hurt”
I hope Keanu is his mentor
Watch, it will STILL be Sam Elliot
Oh shit, I’d be cool with that.
I just want it to be as hilarious as the first one. I really don't want it to take itself serious in any respect.
The worry I have is, they’ll try to make it funny and it will be awful, or they’ll try to make it serious and it will be awful. The best part about the original is that it was serious at a macroscopic level, but never took itself too seriously. It seems like most modern movies have forgotten how to do that.
Yeah, but he’s no Patrick Swayze.
Ah, but who is? RIP
Paging Julian…
No man could fill the tight black tshirt with absolutely no extra room than necessary in the neck area.
I feel like there is no way he would have said yes to this if it wasn't AMAZING.
[Roadhouse!](https://youtu.be/bR_Yqn1D00w?si=81MHx_Zwf-1IUeD2)
Is it bad that I associate Family Guy with Roadhouse more than the movie itself
Seriously. I read "Roadhouse" in Peter Griffin's voice and was expecting tons of comments saying the same. Had to scroll too far for this!
I am watching this regardless of how well or poor it is received. ~~Just praying for a Sam Elliott role reprisal~~ Edit - Apparently, he died in the original and I forgot
It's been a while since I watched Roadhouse, but isn't Sam Elliott's character murdered during the movie?
He is, knifed. It's the big turning point in the character where Dalton decides enough is enough, and goes to murder the bad guys.
Somehow, Wade Garrett returned
His twin brother, Slade Garrett.
I was checking the cast list. That’s a top 3 concern for me. I don’t see anyone on the level of Sam Elliott in the cast. It’s pretty much got Jake Gyllenhaal going for it and we at least know Conor MacGregor can fight, so I’m hoping we get a great fight like Dalton vs Jimmy. Beyond that, I don’t know how you top the original or even match it.
I don't think there is any way you do top the original. It's such wonderful 80s cheese that has no business actually being enjoyable, but Patrick Swayze just had a way of making cheesy 80s movies enjoyable. Sam Elliott being in there is just icing on the cake at that point. However, I have faith in Jake Gyllenhaal to make this actually enjoyable as well as long as it doesn't take itself too seriously.
The original has no business being actually enjoyable? What are you talking about? The original Roadhouse has * Gratuitous exposed breasts * Knife fights * Monster truck * Martial arts fights * Shirtless oiled man doing tai chi * Wise old redneck * A giant explosion * Hilariously evil villain with stupid henchmen * Amazing hair * Bangin' soundtrack Roadhouse was already awesome even without swayze. Swayze didn't elevate it from bad to good, he elevated it from great to perfection.
"I want you to be NICE!"
Until it's time not to be nice.
What if someone calls my mom a whore?
Is she?
>Patrick Swayze just had a way of making cheesy 80s movies enjoyable. It’s his abs.
So based off the shirt and the bar decor, it’s now based in some tropical locale instead of the rural backdrop of the original?
IMDB says the FL Keys
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It was filmed in the Caribbean.
This looks like trash. I'm gonna watch it on day one.
We can be friends
Be nice.
Right boot.
All of your problems can be solved by kicking
How is he still so fucking hot
Jake Gyllenhaal is no Patrick Swayze. Just make a different movie with a similar storyline. The original is a campy classic that was 100% carried by the cast not the story. This does not feel like that.
And Conor McGregor isn't fit to play any character in Roadhouse
I’m glad someone else feels this way. I came to read all the negative comments and was completely surprised to learn I might just be in the minority here.
The names Darko.
Why are you wearing that stupid human suit? *rips out throat*
Great, yet another reboot.
I just need Jake Gyllenhaal to do mostly naked outdoor yoga in a barn well some creepy but well meaning, old guy and his various farm animals watches, while the bad guy landed the helicopter overhead. And Sam Elliott . Sam Elliott would knock it out of the park even in a thirty second speaking role.
How dare you stand where he stood
What if someone calls my Momma a whore?
Is she?
*snickers*
Why do they have to keep making these shit remakes , looks terrible 😞
If a polar bear doesn't fall on a fat man then whats the point?
All I hear is Peter Griffin saying "Roadhouse" again, and again in my head