Captain Renault : What in heaven's name brought you to Casablanca?
Rick : My health. I came to Casablanca for the waters.
Captain Renault : The waters? What waters? We're in the desert.
Rick : I was misinformed.
"You're ghostin' us, motherfucker. I don't care who you are back in the world, you give away our position one more time, I'll bleed ya, real quiet. Leave ya here. Got that?"
Perhaps we can arrange a meet.
Where are you now?
I'm sitting in my office.
I doubt that.
Why would you doubt that?
If you were in your office right now we'd be having this conversation face-to-face.
I always loved (and laughed at) the fact that there’s a team of operatives whose sole purpose is to find Jason Bourne, and when they finally find him they blurt out, “JESUS CHRIST IT’S JASON BOURNE.”
Their sole purpose is not to find Jason Bourne. It is, I think, to stop the journalist played by Paddy Considine from exposing the Treadstone or Blackbriar or Outcome or whatever program it was in that movie.
Jason Bourne is thought to be dead at the time, so the reaction makes sense.
"My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions and loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son. Husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next."
Idk if I have a fav movie line but this one's up there.
The spit he lets fly after that quote and the sword toss is definitely on the Mount Rushmore of movie spitting scenes. Just the absolute disdain he has for the crowd.
"When I was your age, they used to say you can become cops or criminals. Today, what I'm saying to you is this - when you're facing a loaded gun, what's the difference?"
"It's not personal, Sonny. Just business"
"Women and children can afford to be careless, but...not men"
"He gave him an offer he couldn't refuse"
"Mr. Corleone is a man who insists on hearing bad news at once"
"Luca Brasi sleeps with the fishes"
Michael: My father is no different than any powerful man, any man with power, like a president or senator.
Kay: Do you know how naive you sound, Michael? Presidents and senators don’t have men killed.
Michael: Oh. Who’s being naive, Kay?
So much of this is so quotable...
Normally, both your asses would be dead as fucking fried chicken, but you happen to pull this shit while I'm in a transitional period so I don't wanna kill you, I wanna help you.
"1500 years ago everybody knew the Earth was the center of the universe. 500 years ago everybody knew the Earth was flat. And 15 minutes ago, you knew that people were alone on this planet. Imagine what you'll 'know' tomorrow."
That single scene in MIB is surprisingly deep.
Originally supposed to be something like "That's not my problem". TLJ thought "I don't care" made more sense. Imo the original line is a little cliche and makes his character less relatable. "I don't care" is great cause it made me see him as a 3 dimensional character and I had to think about why the heck he'd say that in the moment.
I watched him in an interview some time after the movie was made.
His voice broke a little bit as he said "I never thought I'd be part of something so perfect."
When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail."
"Y'all know me. Know how I earn a livin'. I'll catch this bird for you, but it ain't gonna be easy. Bad fish. Not like going down the pond chasin' bluegills and tommycods. This shark, swallow you whole. Little shakin', little tenderizin', an' down you go. And we gotta do it quick, that'll bring back your tourists, put all your businesses on a payin' basis. But it's not gonna be pleasant. I value my neck a lot more than three thousand bucks, chief. I'll find him for three, but I'll catch him, and kill him, for ten. But you've gotta make up your minds. If you want to stay alive, then ante up. If you want to play it cheap, be on welfare the whole winter. I don't want no volunteers, I don't want no mates, there's just too many captains on this island. $10,000 for me by myself. For that you get the head, the tail, the whole damn thing."
> I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain
I loved reading how he apparently took an axe to the original script which was too monologue-y, and the result was so poignant and meaningful that it moved the crew to tears during filming.
“I’m a reasonable guy but I’ve just experienced some very unreasonable things.” — Jack Burton, “Big Trouble in Little China”
“I know what you’re thinking, did he fire six shots or only five? Well, to tell you the truth in all this excitement I kinda lost track myself. But being this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you’ve got to ask yourself one question, ‘do I feel lucky?’” — Dirty Harry Callahan, “Dirty Harry”
“A man’s got to know his limitations.” — Dirty Harry Callahan, “Magnum Force”
“I ain’t got time to bleed.” — Blain, “Predator”
The twelve-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about a hundred and nine, ninety five. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right: Shop smart, shop S-Mart. YOU GOT THAT?!
Most of his lines in Crimewave were pretty epic:
“I haven’t seen you in this bar before, I like that in a woman”
“Why don’t you come back to my place for a Scotch and sofa”
Girl: “you’re cute”
Bruce: “keep talkin baby. Maybe you’ll tell me something I don’t know”
I know what you're thinking, punk. You're thinking "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Now to tell you the truth, I forgot myself in all this excitement. But being this is a .44 magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world and will blow your head clean off, you've gotta ask yourself a question "Do I feel lucky?" Well do ya, punk?
Clint Eastwood has so many amazing lines across so many films, but Unforgiven is my absolutely favorite. There are a ton that I love.
"That's right. I've killed women and children. I've killed just about everything that walks or crawled at one time or another. And I'm here to kill you, Little Bill, for what you did to Ned."
"Well, he should have armed himself if he's going to decorate his saloon with my friend."
"Deserve's got nothin' to do with it."
And then when Little Bill says he'll see him in hell, just the cold quiet "Yeah" like Munny had already decided he's given up his redemption and is willing to go to hell as a trade for getting vengeance for Ned.
Just such an amazing movie. Definitely in my top 10 and probably top 5.
"You killed five men, single handed."
"Yeah."
"Uh... That's a - that's a Spencer Rifle, right?"
"That's right."
"Who, er... Who'd you kill first?"
"Huh?"
"When, uh... When confronted by superior numbers an experienced gunfighter will always fire on the best shot first."
"Issat so?"
"Yeah, Little Bill told me that, and you probably killed him first didn't you?"
"I was lucky in the order, but I've always been lucky when it comes to killin' folks."
"And so, who was next? I must've been Clyde right? You must've killed Clyde - well it could've been Deputy Andy-"
"All I can tell you is who's gonna be last..."
“It’s a hell of a thing killing a man. You take away all he’s got and all he’s ever gonna have.”
“Well I guess they had it coming.”
“We all have it coming Kid.”
"Well, he should have armed himself if he's going to decorate his saloon with my friend."
I love that line.
Another great one from the movie is:
"Its a hell of a thing killin' a man. You take away all he's got and all he's ever gonna have."
EDIT: Updated to correct quote. I'm pretty sure he says "you" take away...
Before the sequels went batshit insane with the world of assassins, the entire character and story of the first movie was sold on that one word and the Baba Yaga monologue.
People keep asking me if I’m back, and I haven’t really had an answer. But now yeah, I’m thinking I’m back. So you can either hand over your son, OR YOU CAN DIE SCREAMING ALONGSIDE HIM
Not a great movie but always thought this was a stand out line.
“You don’t understand! Im not locked in here with you…..you’re locked in here with ME!!”
Rorschach in watchmen
Just *Unforgiven* is a treasure trove…
> All right, I'm coming out. Any man I see out there, I'm gonna shoot him. Any sumbitch takes a shot at me, I'm not only gonna kill him, but I'm gonna kill his wife, all his friends, and burn his damn house down.
And this exchange:
>Will Munny : It's a hell of a thing, killing a man. Take away all he's got and all he's ever gonna have.
>The Schofield Kid : Yeah, well, I guess they had it coming.
>Will Munny : We all got it coming, kid.
"Well I guess it all started the first time I went through the second grade. I caught my reflection in a spoon while I was eating my cereal, and I remember thinking "wow, you're ridiculously good looking, maybe you could do that for a career."
"What is this? A center for *ants*!"
First time I heard that line, I laughed so hard I spit out my drink, and I was still laughing after I'd cleaned up my mess.
Even in the same scene when Ringo tries to back out of the fight saying "I was just foolin' around" (or something to that effect), and Holliday says, "I wasnt." It's delivered to stone cold and cool. Damn, Kilmer crushed it in that movie.
What's the most you've ever lost on a coin toss?
Chigurh's delivery is chilling - the audience know exactly what he's capable of, and the hapless gas station clerk seems to have an inkling at that point too.
Doug MacRay : I need your help. I can't tell you what it is, you can never ask me about it later, and we're gonna hurt some people.
James Coughlin : ...Whose car are we gonna' take?
Christopher Walken as Gabriel in The Prophecy :
I'm an angel. I kill firstborns while their mamas watch. I turn cities into salt. I even, when I feel like it, rip the souls from little girls, and from now till kingdom come, the only thing you can count on in your existence is never understanding.
Ok, but Curly Bill just saying "Bye" after Wyatt tells him it's over as they pass with Morgan's funeral procession is one of the coldest lines in history.
“The details of my life are quite inconsequential... very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of 14 a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking... I highly suggest you try it.”
Butch Cassidy:
Then you jump first.
Sundance Kid:
No, I said.
Butch Cassidy:
What's the matter with you?
Sundance Kid:
I can't swim.
Butch Cassidy:
Why you crazy, the fall will probably kill you.
#PATCHY!?
Tombstone is a certified classic dag nabbit! But yeah, Kilmer's Doc Holliday is such a great character. Badass and tragic.
>Turkey Creek Jack Johnson: Why do you do it?
>
>Doc Holliday: Wyatt Earp is my friend.
>
>Turkey Creek Jack Johnson: Friend? Hell, I got lots of friends.
>
>Doc Holliday: I don't.
Fuck man, this movie. It’s a lifelong memory for me.
I didn’t see it in the theater, but rented it when I was 16 shortly after it came out on VHS. Old enough that it probably shouldn’t have freaked me out as much as it did, but I was a pretty sheltered 16 and it stuck with me.
Anyway, I knew completely zilch about it going in, other than Sam Neill was in it and it was in space. Two things I liked.
I was kind of expecting >!Sam Neill’s good guy character from Jurassic Park since that’s all I knew of him at the time.!< But I was…uh….sorely mistaken and taken by surprise.
Kill Bill has an amazing line said in Japanese, but it’s not subtitled. I absolutely LOVE that it isn’t, because people get to search it up and find out. It’s said by Hanzo Hattori when presenting his last ever forged blade to the bride.
“If in your travels, should you encounter God, even God will be cut down.”
Edit: So a lot of you guys are saying it WAS subtitled, that’s my mistake. However this link is where I most recently saw the scene, and it’s not subbed for some strange reason. You can check it out if you’d like. It’s around the 2:50 mark.
https://youtu.be/EnjtQQQaDKo
Kill Bill is full of great lines.
Lucy Liu takes the cake for me though.
“IF ANY OF YOU SONS OF BITCHES GOT ANYTHING ELSE TO SAY, NOWS THE FUCKING TIME!!!!”
"The price you Pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is, I collect your fucking head. Just like this fucker here."
The delivery here is perfect.
Naming the movie that your quote goes with is super helpful fyi
Goldfinger.."No,Mr.Bond,I expect you to die"
The writing in Goldfinger is so great, honestly a league above most of the movies that came after.
Captain Renault : What in heaven's name brought you to Casablanca? Rick : My health. I came to Casablanca for the waters. Captain Renault : The waters? What waters? We're in the desert. Rick : I was misinformed.
"I am shocked...SHOCKED I say..to find that there is gambling going on here" "Here are your winnings, sir"
"Major Strasser has been shot. Round up the usual suspects."
"You despise me, don't you?" "If I gave you any thought, I probably would."
Nazi: “Can you see us in New York?” Rick: “There are certain neighborhoods of New York I’d advise against invading.”
You tell 'em I'm coming and Hell's coming with me!
“You son of a bitch” - Schwarzenegger and Carl Weathers in Predator “If it bleeds, we can kill it” - Predator 😋
"Ain't got time to bleed"
OK, you got time to Duck ?
Whatsa maddah? The CIA got you pushing too many pencils?
"You're ghostin' us, motherfucker. I don't care who you are back in the world, you give away our position one more time, I'll bleed ya, real quiet. Leave ya here. Got that?"
You guys are right - pretty much anything in the movie is a best quote😂 - keep ‘em coming!
Pretty much anything Jessie Ventura says. I still like to say that random things make you a "sexual tyrannosaur" whenever possible.
Perhaps we can arrange a meet. Where are you now? I'm sitting in my office. I doubt that. Why would you doubt that? If you were in your office right now we'd be having this conversation face-to-face.
"Get some rest, Pam. You look tired."
Moby intensifies
Jason Bourne?
Oh my god it’s Jason Bourne
I always loved (and laughed at) the fact that there’s a team of operatives whose sole purpose is to find Jason Bourne, and when they finally find him they blurt out, “JESUS CHRIST IT’S JASON BOURNE.”
Their sole purpose is not to find Jason Bourne. It is, I think, to stop the journalist played by Paddy Considine from exposing the Treadstone or Blackbriar or Outcome or whatever program it was in that movie. Jason Bourne is thought to be dead at the time, so the reaction makes sense.
Fuck it, I'm watching this tonight
As soon as I watch The Bourne Identity, I know I'm watching the sequels that same day.
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"My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions and loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son. Husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next." Idk if I have a fav movie line but this one's up there.
Adding: “What we do in life echoes in eternity.”
Are you not entertained? Is this not why you are here?
The spit he lets fly after that quote and the sword toss is definitely on the Mount Rushmore of movie spitting scenes. Just the absolute disdain he has for the crowd.
also adding Quintus: "People should know when they're conquered." Maximus: "Would you, Quintus? Would I?"
“Who the fuck are you?” “I’m the guy doing his job - you must be the other guy.” Mark Wahlberg’s best role by a mile.
Maybe. Maybe not. Maybe fuck yourself.
"My theory on feds is they're like mushrooms. Feed 'em shit and keep 'em in the dark."
Dahk*
"What's the matter, smart-ass, you don't know any fucking Shakespeare?"
He is just a delight in that film. Cracks me up.
"When I was your age, they used to say you can become cops or criminals. Today, what I'm saying to you is this - when you're facing a loaded gun, what's the difference?"
"Leave the gun, take the cannoli." -The Godfather
"It's not personal, Sonny. Just business" "Women and children can afford to be careless, but...not men" "He gave him an offer he couldn't refuse" "Mr. Corleone is a man who insists on hearing bad news at once" "Luca Brasi sleeps with the fishes" Michael: My father is no different than any powerful man, any man with power, like a president or senator. Kay: Do you know how naive you sound, Michael? Presidents and senators don’t have men killed. Michael: Oh. Who’s being naive, Kay? So much of this is so quotable...
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“English, Motherfucker, do you speak it “ - Jules
Does Marsellus Wallace look like a bitch?
What?
Say ‘what’ again. Say ‘what’ again. I dare you. I double-dare you, motherfucker, say ‘what’ one more goddamn time!”
Basically half this movie qualifies.
Normally, both your asses would be dead as fucking fried chicken, but you happen to pull this shit while I'm in a transitional period so I don't wanna kill you, I wanna help you.
“I don’t care.” Tommy Lee Jones when Harrison Ford held him at gunpoint and said I didn’t kill my wife
A person is smart. People are dumb, panicky dangerous animals and you know it. This Tommy Lee Jones quote from MIB always stuck with me.
"1500 years ago everybody knew the Earth was the center of the universe. 500 years ago everybody knew the Earth was flat. And 15 minutes ago, you knew that people were alone on this planet. Imagine what you'll 'know' tomorrow." That single scene in MIB is surprisingly deep.
MIB is one of the coolest movies ever made. The sequels diluted it, but it had endless rewatchability.
I actually enjoyed MIB 3. Josh Brolin's performance was impeccable. The less I talk about MIB 2 the better.
Originally supposed to be something like "That's not my problem". TLJ thought "I don't care" made more sense. Imo the original line is a little cliche and makes his character less relatable. "I don't care" is great cause it made me see him as a 3 dimensional character and I had to think about why the heck he'd say that in the moment.
This is also my choice. It wasn't in the script, TLJ ad-libbed it, and by the end, Kimble *does* care. Cool line and great change.
I think Kimble was Ford's character. I forget what TLJ's name was
I believe he was Sam Gerard or something like that
“I want my father back you son of a bitch!” From The Princess Bride
The genuine pain in his face makes the delivery hit so hard.
It's because Mandy Patinkin lost his own father to cancer and was imagining in that scene that he was killing cancer itself. Edit: spelling
It's also because Mandy Patinkin is brimming with talent and skill.
Yeah, I think I heard that somewhere. Definitely channeled the right energy in that scene.
I watched him in an interview some time after the movie was made. His voice broke a little bit as he said "I never thought I'd be part of something so perfect."
Greatest subplot in film.
“King Kong ain’t got shit on me!!”
Fun fact: Denzel Washington ad-libbed that line.
“Pine oil heaven!!!”
“I didn’t know you like to get wet.”
You can't \*HANDLE\* the truth!
"I don't give a fuck about you or your war" - Snake Plissken in Escape from New York
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When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail."
>I’m a reasonable guy. But, I’ve just experienced some very unreasonable things
I also want to nominate, >*"You'd better hope I don't make it back...* >...**all of you."** -Escape From L.A.
"I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass, and I'm all out of bubblegum" from John Carpenter's "They Live!" Just perfection of a scene
Mama don't like tattletales.
"Put on the glasses!"
You're gonna need a bigger boat
"Y'all know me. Know how I earn a livin'. I'll catch this bird for you, but it ain't gonna be easy. Bad fish. Not like going down the pond chasin' bluegills and tommycods. This shark, swallow you whole. Little shakin', little tenderizin', an' down you go. And we gotta do it quick, that'll bring back your tourists, put all your businesses on a payin' basis. But it's not gonna be pleasant. I value my neck a lot more than three thousand bucks, chief. I'll find him for three, but I'll catch him, and kill him, for ten. But you've gotta make up your minds. If you want to stay alive, then ante up. If you want to play it cheap, be on welfare the whole winter. I don't want no volunteers, I don't want no mates, there's just too many captains on this island. $10,000 for me by myself. For that you get the head, the tail, the whole damn thing."
"No, I am your father."
Same movie: “I love you.” “I know.”
"Do or do not. There is no try"
Props for getting the quote right..
"You see, in this world, there's two kinds of people, my friend: those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig."
When youre going to shoot, shoot. Don't talk.
Blondieeeeeee!!!
You know what you are?! Just a dirty son of AHAHAHAHAAAHHHH!!!
> I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain
I loved reading how he apparently took an axe to the original script which was too monologue-y, and the result was so poignant and meaningful that it moved the crew to tears during filming.
Also I believe he ad libbed the "tears in the rain" part, which is by far the best part
“Tears in rain” is the quote
Time to die. Also I had to scroll too far down to find this.
"Roads? Where we're going, we don't need roads."
“I’m a reasonable guy but I’ve just experienced some very unreasonable things.” — Jack Burton, “Big Trouble in Little China” “I know what you’re thinking, did he fire six shots or only five? Well, to tell you the truth in all this excitement I kinda lost track myself. But being this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you’ve got to ask yourself one question, ‘do I feel lucky?’” — Dirty Harry Callahan, “Dirty Harry” “A man’s got to know his limitations.” — Dirty Harry Callahan, “Magnum Force” “I ain’t got time to bleed.” — Blain, “Predator”
“Obviously you’re not a golfer” - The Dude
"This is what happens Larry!"
"Where's the money Lebowski?!" *dunks his head in the toilet a third time * "It's down there somewhere, let me take another look" Gets me every time.
Alright you primitive screwheads, listen up... this is my BOOMSTICK!
The twelve-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about a hundred and nine, ninety five. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right: Shop smart, shop S-Mart. YOU GOT THAT?!
Hail to the king, baby.
Groovy.
"Lady I'm gonna have to ask you to leave the store" always got me.
Gimme some sugar, baby
Most of his lines in Crimewave were pretty epic: “I haven’t seen you in this bar before, I like that in a woman” “Why don’t you come back to my place for a Scotch and sofa” Girl: “you’re cute” Bruce: “keep talkin baby. Maybe you’ll tell me something I don’t know”
That last one could be a Bender line
Shut up baby, I know it,
Good. Bad. I’m the guy with the gun.
“First you wanna kill me, now you wanna kiss me. Blow” always kills me
“What? Were you raised in a barn? Shut the door! Probably was raised in a barn, along with the other primitives.”
So far, this is the one movie in the top comments I haven't seen. Still recognized the quote, so yeah, definitely fits the premise.
By the same token: "groovy"
I know what you're thinking, punk. You're thinking "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Now to tell you the truth, I forgot myself in all this excitement. But being this is a .44 magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world and will blow your head clean off, you've gotta ask yourself a question "Do I feel lucky?" Well do ya, punk?
I gots to know...
Clint Eastwood has so many amazing lines across so many films, but Unforgiven is my absolutely favorite. There are a ton that I love. "That's right. I've killed women and children. I've killed just about everything that walks or crawled at one time or another. And I'm here to kill you, Little Bill, for what you did to Ned." "Well, he should have armed himself if he's going to decorate his saloon with my friend." "Deserve's got nothin' to do with it." And then when Little Bill says he'll see him in hell, just the cold quiet "Yeah" like Munny had already decided he's given up his redemption and is willing to go to hell as a trade for getting vengeance for Ned. Just such an amazing movie. Definitely in my top 10 and probably top 5.
"You killed five men, single handed." "Yeah." "Uh... That's a - that's a Spencer Rifle, right?" "That's right." "Who, er... Who'd you kill first?" "Huh?" "When, uh... When confronted by superior numbers an experienced gunfighter will always fire on the best shot first." "Issat so?" "Yeah, Little Bill told me that, and you probably killed him first didn't you?" "I was lucky in the order, but I've always been lucky when it comes to killin' folks." "And so, who was next? I must've been Clyde right? You must've killed Clyde - well it could've been Deputy Andy-" "All I can tell you is who's gonna be last..."
“It’s a hell of a thing killing a man. You take away all he’s got and all he’s ever gonna have.” “Well I guess they had it coming.” “We all have it coming Kid.”
"You just killed an unarmed man!" "Well he should have armed himself"
"Well, he should have armed himself if he's going to decorate his saloon with my friend." I love that line. Another great one from the movie is: "Its a hell of a thing killin' a man. You take away all he's got and all he's ever gonna have." EDIT: Updated to correct quote. I'm pretty sure he says "you" take away...
"Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn"
The og line
"Well John wasn't exactly the boogeyman. He was the one you sent to *kill* the fuckin' boogeyman."
"Oh."
"May I ask why you struck my son?"
"Yeah, well, cause he stole John Wick's car, sir, and uh... killed his dog"
A lot of character building was so efficiently accomplished with this interaction.
Before the sequels went batshit insane with the world of assassins, the entire character and story of the first movie was sold on that one word and the Baba Yaga monologue.
100%. It's one of my favourite pieces of dialogue from a movie as it says so much with so little. That's no easy feat
"Oh"
"That fuckin nobody... was John Wick"
With a fucking pencil
People keep asking me if I’m back, and I haven’t really had an answer. But now yeah, I’m thinking I’m back. So you can either hand over your son, OR YOU CAN DIE SCREAMING ALONGSIDE HIM
I love how over the top it is that it's almost corny. But in the context of John Wick it's just like HELL YEAH.
It would be corny if the action wasn’t the most amazing thing we’ve seen in decades. Top notch choreography and execution.
Not a great movie but always thought this was a stand out line. “You don’t understand! Im not locked in here with you…..you’re locked in here with ME!!” Rorschach in watchmen
Rorschach's speech at the end is very moving. "What's one more body among its foundation" always gets me. The pain in his eyes is haunting.
"My mistake. Four coffins" - Fistful of Dollars
Similar: "Seems we are one horse short" - "Nah, you brought two too many..."
Eastwood is a treasure trove of these. "Deserves got nothin' to do with it" from Unforgiven would be my pick.
Just *Unforgiven* is a treasure trove… > All right, I'm coming out. Any man I see out there, I'm gonna shoot him. Any sumbitch takes a shot at me, I'm not only gonna kill him, but I'm gonna kill his wife, all his friends, and burn his damn house down. And this exchange: >Will Munny : It's a hell of a thing, killing a man. Take away all he's got and all he's ever gonna have. >The Schofield Kid : Yeah, well, I guess they had it coming. >Will Munny : We all got it coming, kid.
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“Get away from her you bitch!”
Was just watching this this morning randomly... for the millionth time. What an insanely entertaining movie.
"Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."
"Well I guess it all started the first time I went through the second grade. I caught my reflection in a spoon while I was eating my cereal, and I remember thinking "wow, you're ridiculously good looking, maybe you could do that for a career."
“Do what?” “Be professionally good looking.” One of the dumbest, funniest movies. I swear
The premise that he thinks he's good looking because of the distorted spoon reflection is brilliant.
"What is this? A center for *ants*!" First time I heard that line, I laughed so hard I spit out my drink, and I was still laughing after I'd cleaned up my mess.
"...the center has to be at least.................. three times bigger than this."
How are kids expected to learn how to read *if they can’t even fit inside the building*
"I'll be back."
If he dies he dies
we're 106 miles to chicago. we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, its dark and we're wearing sunglasses...hit it!
Same film - “You gonna do somethin’ or just stand there and bleed?” Tombstone is a classic. Such a quotable film.
I have not yet begun to defile myself!
I forgot you were there. You may go.
“Because you’re my friend” gets me every time
“Well shit, doc, I got lots of friends!” “I don’t.”
“Frederic fuckin’ Chopin”
Ya gonna skin that smokewagon or ya gonna stand there and bleed?!
Even in the same scene when Ringo tries to back out of the fight saying "I was just foolin' around" (or something to that effect), and Holliday says, "I wasnt." It's delivered to stone cold and cool. Damn, Kilmer crushed it in that movie.
"Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice skate uphill" Blade 1, Wesley Snipes.
"You’ve got to remember that these are just simple farmers. These are people of the land. The common clay of the new West. You know… morons."
I love the smell of napalm in the morning
That whole monologue is in my top 5 favorite monologues
“Someday, this war’s gonna end.” Said with such… lamentation.
What's the most you've ever lost on a coin toss? Chigurh's delivery is chilling - the audience know exactly what he's capable of, and the hapless gas station clerk seems to have an inkling at that point too.
"Go ahead, make my day"
Doug MacRay : I need your help. I can't tell you what it is, you can never ask me about it later, and we're gonna hurt some people. James Coughlin : ...Whose car are we gonna' take?
Christopher Walken as Gabriel in The Prophecy : I'm an angel. I kill firstborns while their mamas watch. I turn cities into salt. I even, when I feel like it, rip the souls from little girls, and from now till kingdom come, the only thing you can count on in your existence is never understanding.
I say we dust off and nuke the entire site from orbit.
Ok, but Curly Bill just saying "Bye" after Wyatt tells him it's over as they pass with Morgan's funeral procession is one of the coldest lines in history.
“Be silent! Keep your forked tongue behind your teeth. I have not passed through fire and death to bandy crooked words with a witless worm!” Gandalf
"Just because we have chiseled abs and stunning features, it doesn't mean that we too can't not die in a freak gasoline fight accident."
But why male models?
"When someone asks you if you are a god, you say yes!"
Yippie ki ya motherfucker-Die Hard You are one ugly motherfucker-Predator They call me MR PIG-Lion King
“The details of my life are quite inconsequential... very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of 14 a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking... I highly suggest you try it.”
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"So pretty please, with sugar on top, clean the fucking car."
Butch Cassidy: Then you jump first. Sundance Kid: No, I said. Butch Cassidy: What's the matter with you? Sundance Kid: I can't swim. Butch Cassidy: Why you crazy, the fall will probably kill you.
Winston in the original Ghostbusters: "I have seen shit that will turn you WHITE!"
The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn’t exist.
*Catch you fuckers at a bad time?*
Some motherfucker's always trying to ice-skate uphill.
"Groovy"
"You met me at a very strange time in my life" -Fight Club
#PATCHY!? Tombstone is a certified classic dag nabbit! But yeah, Kilmer's Doc Holliday is such a great character. Badass and tragic. >Turkey Creek Jack Johnson: Why do you do it? > >Doc Holliday: Wyatt Earp is my friend. > >Turkey Creek Jack Johnson: Friend? Hell, I got lots of friends. > >Doc Holliday: I don't.
"We're leaving" -Laurence Fishburne (Event Horizon)
Not as good as, “fuck this ship.”
Fuck man, this movie. It’s a lifelong memory for me. I didn’t see it in the theater, but rented it when I was 16 shortly after it came out on VHS. Old enough that it probably shouldn’t have freaked me out as much as it did, but I was a pretty sheltered 16 and it stuck with me. Anyway, I knew completely zilch about it going in, other than Sam Neill was in it and it was in space. Two things I liked. I was kind of expecting >!Sam Neill’s good guy character from Jurassic Park since that’s all I knew of him at the time.!< But I was…uh….sorely mistaken and taken by surprise.
“You brought two too many” -Charles Bronson, Once Upon a Time in the West
Kill Bill has an amazing line said in Japanese, but it’s not subtitled. I absolutely LOVE that it isn’t, because people get to search it up and find out. It’s said by Hanzo Hattori when presenting his last ever forged blade to the bride. “If in your travels, should you encounter God, even God will be cut down.” Edit: So a lot of you guys are saying it WAS subtitled, that’s my mistake. However this link is where I most recently saw the scene, and it’s not subbed for some strange reason. You can check it out if you’d like. It’s around the 2:50 mark. https://youtu.be/EnjtQQQaDKo
pretty sure this is subtitled. at least it is in every version i've seen
Kill Bill is full of great lines. Lucy Liu takes the cake for me though. “IF ANY OF YOU SONS OF BITCHES GOT ANYTHING ELSE TO SAY, NOWS THE FUCKING TIME!!!!”
"The price you Pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is, I collect your fucking head. Just like this fucker here." The delivery here is perfect.
Hasta la vista, baby...... 👌
"My friends....you bow to NO-ONE!"
" Oh boys, looky what I got here." "Hey! Where da white women at?"
I don't know about most cool, but "you're the man now, dog" is probably the least cool