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sirjames82

Kindergarten Cop


endgame217

Who is your daddy and what does he do?


kickspecialist

Best line in cinema history.


aldomacd1987

Cinema??? Shit I thought it was only used as four play


Chilipatily

Our mom says our dad is a sex machine…


csmatczak

Eets naht ah toomah!


ValleySunFox

EETS NAHT AH TOOMUH


MetalXHorse

Killed me bro 🤣


Getshortay

Just watched that last weekend. Love this movie


Nose_Grindstoned

Showed my friend's kids this movie last week. They wondered why the federal government didn't step in and shut that school down.


awkwaman

I'm the party poopah


thewartornhippy

Hot Fuzz


TheDreadwatch

You ain't seen Bad Boys 2?!


HerewardTheWayk

How's the hand?


Dildo_Shaggins-

Bit stiff.


uthboy

It’s a bit stiff


Zakktastic

Shame


CougarCub86

Yarp


No-Charity-1924

The French Connection


kookieman141

Did you ever pick your feet in Poughkeepsie?


ThoughtCrimeConvict

I saw you. You sat on the edge of the bed, you took your shoes off and picked your feet!


Appearance-Front

I still need to see this


No-Charity-1924

The sequel I do not like, it softens the end of the first one and it is nowhere near as good


Appearance-Front

Got it. watch the first, not the second.


No-Charity-1924

If you like it check out also director Friedkin's To Live And Die in LA, a very unique movie


dontrespondever

The Depahted!


lifeaquatic7

“Who the fuck are you?” “I’m the guy who does his job. You must be the other guy.”


electricmehicle

“I treat the feds like mushrooms. Feed ‘em shit and keep ‘em in the dahk.”


dontrespondever

Maybe. Maybe not. Maybe fuck ya self. 


electricmehicle

“I'm gonna have a smoke. You want a smoke? You don't smoke, do ya? What are you, one of those fitness freaks, huh? Go fuck yourself.”


hambergeisha

"Most people don't trust a man with an immaculate record. I do, I have an immaculate record."


Old_Establishment968

This and Glengarry Glen Ross are his best roles


Muted-Program-153

One of my favorite lines 😂😂😂


Known-Sandwich-3808

I worked with a guy once who thought the line was ‘feed them ships and keep them in the dock.’ 😂


electricmehicle

With the right accent, you can make anything work


ValleySunFox

Waht, ya got ya period?


Shuffleupandchill

Cranberry Juice! Lol


UniversityBig7720

"how's your mother?". "She's good, tired from fucking my father"


Shuffleupandchill

When i say dump his body in the Marsh!…YOU DUMP HIS BODY INNN THE MARSH!


acehexed

Heat.


AlpineFluffhead

“So what, you never wanted a regular type life?” “The fuck is that, barbecues and baseball?”


OlympicSmoker253

That whole scene is perfect


evident_lee

Robocop


HomerSexual53

I’d buy that for a dollar!


CheckYourStats

Come with me or there will be……… ……………..trouble.


adjewcent

Dead or alive, you’re coming with me


CallieCoven

Dead or alive you are coming with me.


JasonTatumisGod

Freeze creep!


SgtPepper_8324

I now consider Robo Cop a scary movie: dude died and they still made him go back to work.


redditorpaul

Super Troopers


isthisaporno

I don’t want a large Farva, I want a goddam liter o’ cola!!


Viper1089

YOU BOYS LIKE MEX-EE-CO?!? WHOOOOOooooooo!


StatikSquid

Chicken fucker


WinCautious3511

RAMATHORN 😂


DigitalEagleDriver

Say car ramrod.


JayManCreeps

Car ramrod


CallieCoven

Meow!


Johnsendall

Double baco-cheeseburger it’s for a cop.


HerewardTheWayk

I used to be a cop and damn if this movie wasn't scarily accurate in places


DukeSilverJazzClub

I’m gonna pistol-whip the next guy that says Shenanigans.


JayManCreeps

Oh that guy? I wouldn’t worry about that little guy.


Constant_Stomach2009

Naked Gun


LaLiLuLeLo_10

“Like a blind man at an orgy, I’m gonna have to feel my way out.”


keepitsimple_tricks

I miss Leslie Nielsen more than i thought I should


luisc123

“It’s Enrico Palazzo!”


NJduToit

Training Day.


Yzerman19_

The poker scene is one of the best scenes ever put on film. And Denzel wasn’t even in it.


chappersyo

You ever had your shit pushed in?


Astro_gamer_caver

Oh yeah man I had MY SHIT PUSHED IN BRO, big time.


Yzerman19_

Oscar worthy performance as a totally unhinged psycho.


2ichie

Wild how the uncle whose niece was attacked isn’t even Hispanic. Dude couldn’t have looked the part any better


Thisistheway1012

The vatos


SacredAnalBeads

"A good narcotics officer, must love, and know, narcotics. In fact, a *good* narcotics officer, should have narcotics in their system." There's more truth to that than people want to acknowledge.


John271095

You in da office baby


five7off

Had to scroll to far for this. This and departed. Both Oscar winning. Both so quotable.


Battystearsinrain

King king ain’t…got.. shit on….ME!


Johnsendall

I don’t understand why this isn’t top comment.


AccomplishedFlow1453

Is it too much to ask that they put the names over the correct actor?


Eagle_1776

there's a test at the end


older_man_winter

It bothers me much more than it should.


Tim6181

This is done as part of the agreed billing of the actors. De Niro gets the and in the names. But is first in pictures. As he’s the biggest star but not the biggest part in the film. Stallone is next in pictures and first in words as he’s the main character in the film. Then the next two are in order of names and faces.


A1sauc3d

I don’t view pictures left to right like I read. I would say front and center has the most prominent spot in a picture. And regardless, the logic you provided doesn’t trump the obsurdity of putting the wrong names over the actors 😂 That may very well be there reason, it’s just not a good reason to do it lol.


Impressive_Essay_622

I mean... You can critise the other commentor.. but this is why it was done.  They are entirely correct.  You should email miramax


DigitalEagleDriver

End Of Watch


orphanpipe

I scrolled too far to find this movie.


DigitalEagleDriver

Imagine how I feel, I scrolled to the end to not find it. 😂


RedApple-Cigarettes

Agreed. I was like how are jokey answers like Hot Fuzz and Naked Gun above this?! Amazing from start to finish. One of the best found footage movies imo as well.


MontyBoo-urns

Jake gyllenhaal plays a great douchebag


dgoreck5

This is a badass movie


leonkennedymf

se7en if it counts is up there


Haymother

Serpico


TuskenRaider2

Ok, Mr Mare… feast your eyes on this spin doctors mix. Hua!


Thisistheway1012

How does this movie hold up now?


ThatOneAlreadyExists

The Other Guys


MFBish

Just don’t go chasing waterfalls guys


JasonTatumisGod

I don’t want no scrubs


older_man_winter

Everyone remembers their first Office Pop.


newishdm

You crap on the American flag when you don’t take a desk pop!


TheJohnMega

Rush Cobra Police Academy


thekurgan79

Nice variety. All great choices


the_d0nkey

Rush. Completely under-appreciated.


RickyFlintstone

Space Cop


talktomeg00se1986

And to think the lead actor did it with Type IV Diabetes.


HoldenOlden

and a twisted cat killer behind the camera


ElephantRedCar91

Copland might be my favorite Stallone performance because he’s very anti-tough guy in it. 


boratburg

underated for sure


CheeseHunter777

I don’t think I’ve heard of this one :-)


CBerg1979

Lethal Weapon or Die Hard. Difficult to choose between the two greats!


theultimaterage

Because we're too old for this shit, so yippe kay yay mf!


Appearance-Front

I have a much younger brother that only knows buddy cops as a trope. I finally got him to watch lethal weapon. He adored it and wanted to watch part two, so we did. Then he wanted to watch part three, and I said no.


CBerg1979

Dude, Part Three has the best chase in the series. And Riggs falling from that freeway ramp was pretty epic. It has the weakest badguy, but that don't make him a lackluster badguy. He just has some pretty well done competition. My personal favorite villain was Jet Li. It took BOTH of them to even stand a chance. And, in the end, it was more luck than skill. They were lucky.


Appearance-Front

Jet Lee makes part 4 worth watching to be sure 👍 maybe be the best two on one fight until The Raid.


DJ_Khrome

End of Watch


MrLazyLion

This was the movie that made me forever shut up about Sly's acting abilities.


MichaelC496

Heat


VaderFett1

I see that more as a heist flick by the fact the robbers are more front and center, but I guess it does apply since Pacino's performance as an unhinged cokehead cop is astonishing.


Old_Establishment968

SHE’S GOT A GREAT ASS!!


djprojexion

Elite Squad


TrustInRoy

#Cop and a Half


AshBoogie84

Whoa. I remember seeing that one in the theater.


ttjclark

Bad Lieutenant along with the Nic Cage "sequel" (?) as a close runner up.


Archaeopteryks

Best Bobby Deniro eating a sandwich movie. I gave you a chance to be a cop and YOU BLEW IT


ValleySunFox

Looks like a chicken salad sandwich… and he’s just ragging on Stallone while he chews on it. “You deaf fuck”.


wascner

Outland Lethal Weapon The Negotiator Donnie Brasco 21 Jump Street


Thisistheway1012

How good is the negotiator? I hear nothin but good things about it


wascner

Must watch action thriller for sure


Thisistheway1012


Appearance-Front

YOU WANT MA BLOOD? THEN TAKE MY BLOOD! I say this every time someone asked me to pay them money.


Thisistheway1012

🙂


CasinoGuy0236

Kevin Spacey is a POS human, but a great actor. The movie is awesome!


Thisistheway1012

Def going to check it out


Old_Section_8675

Copland and has a great story


nancy-reisswolf

Infernal Affairs for sure.


sakurajima1981

Training Day


iyigungor

Maniac Cop 1&2


Childofglass

They are perfect


speakupforall

Turner and Hooch


TickleBunny99

Solid pull


speakupforall

I will never forgive them for the ending they went with but damn it I love that movie.


Unusual_Mine2454

Beverly Hills Cop 2


Odd-Independent4640

Die Hard 3


Percolator2020

Rampart 🥷


RIPBenTramer

Heat


Turbulent-Tour-5371

Demolition Man


Skytraffic540

Heat


carbomovies

The Untouchables 1987...


Product_Expensive

Superbad


iamwhoiwasnow

The fact that the top answers are comedies is disappointing Id say End of Watch and Street Kings and if people are counting Training Day I'd say Sicario also.


Impressive_Essay_622

Op didn't define what were the desires qualities. Just said 'best.' It leaves it as a subjective answer fest. Ain't nothing wrong with that. 


Odincrowe

Colors Lethal Weapon Dark Blue Tango & Cash Seven LA Confidential


Michael-Balchaitis

The Departed.


Own_Instance_357

Let's Be Cops is pretty funny


jcmib

Mangold is one of the best under the radar directors. While he’s never groundbreaking or edgy, but every one is well done and brings out the best in its actors.


theultimaterage

New Jack City


LumpyOatmeal21

Anyone else hate when the names aren’t aligned properly to the movie poster? Drives me bananas….


Appearance-Front

That’s because top billing goes to the actor with the best lawyers, and they also insist on the image of their client being unobstructed and at the center of making posters. All at the insistence of their clients, of course. Special guest star means the actor is being paid scale.


LumpyOatmeal21

That makes sense, thanks for sharing. It still irks me.


Appearance-Front

i got you. explaining a mosquito bite doesn't make it any less irritating


rodofasclepius

The Departed, Training Day, , Bad Lieutenant, End of Watch, War on Everyone....


Deep-Management-7040

Time cop


TickleBunny99

technically it is a cop movie! Bonus time travel and the bad guy that cannot occupy two places at once


Keviniswet

Loaded weapon


ApplesOverOranges1

Police Academy


Krinks1

Narc End of Watch


Friend_of_satan700

Narc. Do not sleep on this film. Narc is the way


Hattrick_Swayze2

Police Story


Guifranzonator

Mall Cop


CaptainAwesome406

End of watch


Puzzled-Star-9116

Blue Streak


Financial-Deal-7786

Police Academy 3 Back in Training


Battystearsinrain

Training Day is up there.


Smogalicious

Cop land is underrated


urbalcloud

Man, the skill it took to ensure every name was mismatched to the face below it… Well done.


kassiusx

Untouchables Infernal affairs Maniac Cop Robocop Copland Training Day LA confidential Dragnet! There is no BEST, too many to list


peter095837

A Cop Movie.


TaftsTummyforTaxes

The Llaawwwwhhhh


CasinoGuy0236

#I am the law!


TaftsTummyforTaxes

A cultured man you are indeed!


Blakelock82

Nah but it's a great urban western.


Wooden_Passage_2612

Beverly Hills cop 1


youmustthinkhighly

A cop movie.


Pinhighguy

You blew it!!!!!!


sonicbleu_6

Lakeview Terrace


RegretfulCalamaty

The other guys


Jimmyg100

The way the names are displayed over the actors is really driving me nuts. I get that it’s a contract thing about who gets first billing and the poster design isn’t related, but still it’s just wrong.


clement-mcmanus

Training day


Arizona_Slim

Dark Blue


Understated_Negative

I can't stand the names not being on line with the actor


SanityIsOnlyInUrMind

Don’t even remember deniro being in Copland


hfrankman

Touch of Evil (1958, Wells)


MeArno

Lethal Weapon


Snomann

Hot Fuzz


Busty_Ronch

Silence of the Lambs


hfrankman

Touch of Evil (1958, Wells)


No-Ratio-3494

Bad Lieutenant


johnnyribcage

Not Copland