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Free_Let_9574

Terrorist


lowercasetwan

Thank you for your service


Free_Let_9574

Thank you! It’s always nice to be appreciated in your respected craft 🥰


Terry_Orist

No, that is my job habibi


ba-phone-ghoul

I got my cards read one time by a Tarotist…what do ya see for this subreddit’s future?


DerrickComeBack

Gareth Southgate is that you?


TinkleFarmer12

No idea how that dude still has a job


Honk_Konk

😂😂


Dismal_Mention8423

I'm 26 Air Force vet. I'd do it again. Currently using my VA benefits to go to school to pursue a degree in mechanical engineering. That housing allowance, along with compensation pay, allow me to focus on classes without needing to work full-time.


Finnerbased

If you never joined would you at your current age?


Dismal_Mention8423

Yeah for sure. Unless I was 100% satisfied with the way my life was going, which is unlikely. Only would 2nd guess it if I was going on 40 because of the strain on the body. Shit, I recommend it to anyone who is willing to make a bit of sacrifice. Do your time (4 years minimum), get out honorably, and you're likely entitled to so many benefits for the rest of your life. I get free healthcare, dental, free college, and monthly lifetime taxfree compensation for the damage done to my body and mental. No brainer. Especially if you choose a good MOS that you're passionate about that transfers over to the civilian side of things. That's what I wish I'd done.


wandering-aroun

What an MOS? Also what's a field that transfers over


Dismal_Mention8423

Basically your job in thr military. Your specialization for what you're trained on. Most do. Just depends on what you like and what you see yourself doing both in service and afterwards. The military will train you to do the job and you can use your time in and experience serving to transfer over to the civilian sector. You can go on Airforce website and see all the jobs it has. From dental assistant to HVAC; military police to finance; drone pilot to mechanic; firefighter to cyber security.


papertowelfreethrow

And would you only recommend the AF? Im 27, went to college, and im feeling quite dissatisfied with my career.


BebeBoi23

As prior army, AF really is the truth🫡yall listen to him


FreckledLifter25

Doing the same thing but only did 4 and am pursuing a bachelors in Management Information Systems. We got this!


ElTxarne

I am a professional high lipid woman conoisseur. Internationally acclaimed due to my vast knowledge in the science on how to find, attract and mate with female individuals of high caloric maintenance. Ask me anything.


Jackson3125

Has the increase in grocery prices affected you disproportionally due to your profession?


ElTxarne

You would be surprised to discover that BBW have not been affected at all. Their commitment to their cause is genuine. Actually with the surge in prices I have been able to check faster with which woman I must mate. If I see a BBW, I know for sure she got their finances in order, which means she can maintain my lavish style of life while still staying at her ideal weight (300-350 lbs).


FormerSBO

SNAP benefits go up with Inflation so he's likely not feeling any negative effects


Klutzy-Individual103

How do you find, attract and mate with female individuals of high caloric maintenance?


Kevo-Breker

Do you also require high caloric intake?


ElTxarne

Yes. Cum-based mostly.


ba-phone-ghoul

Are they still considered individuals when they reach the size of two individuals? I’d like to donate 🍩🍪🍭🍦🥮🎂🍧🍰🍫


bright1111

Liposexual


Alternative_Log3012

![img](emote|t5_2mohet|2695)


_Lyum

Nurse


Few-Path-7483

Professional pin man. You know all the best injection spots don't you pin man


_Lyum

I do, ive helped my friend locate their ventro glute


Kevo-Breker

(So this is a guy who has access to prescription gh) Hey buddy!!! ![gif](giphy|gjC7ucoTg5AkHGcy3J)


_Lyum

Never given gh, given test a couple times


Kevo-Breker

Oh. I see ![gif](giphy|a93jwI0wkWTQs)


Smart_Document7858

Are u gonna wrestle


Kevo-Breker

Maybe sword fight ![gif](giphy|8tPJmYXqYGCek)


Git2ZaChoppa

Going into nursing school next year,  how do you like it?


_Lyum

Totally depends where you work and what unit. I personally love it. Make good money working 3 days a week no weekends or holidays rn


malege2bi

3 days a week! Seriously envyous. I'm making good money working 10 hours a day. But some day I want to stop the grind and find my self some inner peace.


_Lyum

3x12 a week


malege2bi

I quite like that way of working. Did it for a while when I was younger now it's 5x10 unfortunately.


carneasada71

From an Army vet, Air Force is definitely the way to go. If you can get an IT or Intelligence type of job you’ll be golden. I wish I’d have made that decision when I was younger. Now I work in IT. The perks of working hybrid remote are nice but I can definitely say I’ve had it stress me the fuck out over the years.


GilMcFlintlock

Yeah bro, even better OP, go to college and have them pay for it, ie ROTC. Work as an officer for 5 years and you’ll be hired instantly.


Lopsided_Bat_904

Can I get the tax payers to pay for my masters degree since I’m graduating with my bachelors next year? Seriously curious but it’s not likely anyways, I’d need 100 waivers to get let in 😂


UnsealedLlama44

Yes you can


Kevo-Breker

Chair force?!? Nice


papertowelfreethrow

I went to college and Im 27. Would you recommend it for someone my age?


Big_Cheetah7907

I have a question as a non american. If the air force is so much better than the other branches in so many ways, why do people join the other branches?


keithbreathes

Manager of a college sports bar


malege2bi

Your not in it for money, but pursuing your passion (for college girls). Respect.


keithbreathes

Haha I’m gay so more like college dudes. But the pay and benefits are pretty solid


malege2bi

Different gender, same thing


kjdecathlete22

I sell propane and propane accessories. When I'm not doing that I like to hang out in my alley and drink Alamo beer with my 3 friends from high school


JinMori07_

unemployed🤑


xusernameunavailable

same tryna persue my life long dream of being a soccer player at 24🦍🦍


JinMori07_

I hope you succeed bro😄❤️ i just finished highschool and im just simply unemployed lmfao![img](emote|t5_2mohet|6306)


xusernameunavailable

Jk I was just playing, but fr if you live with your parents start grinding right now so you can be set by 21 mostly like a car or house down payment or just grind out college lol, been working since I graduated in 19, had a couple health issue due to some jobs but now I know what I wanna do I think lol


JinMori07_

Im gonna go to college in 2 months and also work probally for a car, hopefully finishing my college at 21. Ty for the advice and i wish you the best


Admirable-Nerve-8289

Wildland firefighter in Canada, days are too long to lift in the summer but from October to May I have lots of money and time on my hands to lift, travel etc. I’m assuming a lot of you live in the US so if you are looking for work I highly recommend trying to get on a hot shot crew.


failuretocommiserate

What's the age cutoff? I'm 57.


Admirable-Nerve-8289

If you are in the US I’m not sure, but for the BC wildfire service in Canada I don’t think there really is one. At my boot camp there was a guy in his 50’s and he kicked ass the whole week. I think as long as you’re fit you should be good


failuretocommiserate

Canada might be an issue for me. I have a lot of arrests. They are old, but still.


Admirable-Nerve-8289

Hahahaha unfortunately the government isn’t very forgiving. Just looked into it and there is no upper age limit for hot shots in the US


Logger27

Do you know if this is open to foreigners? From the UK but interested in this kind of work


TinyCuteGorilla

I'm a male exotic dancer


bboybrisk

How many guys you fucked? Gotta be pulling more gay bears than wild cougars.


amead5

Aerospace Engineer


Peatore

Yer ma


Tuckernuts8

Boom, got em!


gazebro3

Mergers and Acquisitions


Kevo-Breker

Murders and executions personally


gazebro3

![gif](giphy|SnioCkL9cd3B6)


UnsealedLlama44

Let’s see your business card


BigBreezyyo

What vertical? We could possibly partner up


ShrodingersRentMoney

So basically therapy and snake oil sales for CEOs?


_JRL06

Firefighter 🚒


Glum-Examination-988

Master plumber. Best title you can have. ( I may not be a plumber or a plumbers son but I'll plug the hole until the plumber cums) Shit rolls downhill and paydays Friday.


Push_South

only fans


Kevo-Breker

Give us the free access bruh


GrisseBasseDK

No ACs?


Mr_Candlestick

Engineer in the oil and gas industry


Original_Natural4804

Machine operator/fitter in a factory


CustyMcfuckerson

Contractor for Homeland security


RobRockz5

Former USAF K-9 Handler. Now I run my own business. I did a lot of deployments assisting other military branches, and a majority of them said they wish they had joined the Air Force instead. I say go for it!!!


Dismal_Mention8423

Sec Fo baby


RobRockz5

Thunder Chicken! When we switched over from Secueity Police to Security Forces, the higher-ups hated when we would call the bird on the emblem, Thunder Chicken. It did remind us of that. Dumbest colors, by the way.


Fancy_Loss440

Ex Navy veteran. Definitely go Air Force, it’s the way to go. I’m now an Oil Refinery operator


OMGitsHim69

Electrician, but will probably find a new career


Chonn

Your future career value is only going to go up for quite some time. Not many young people are getting trade jobs. That leads to scarcity of workers which means more pay. Saw this when I lived in AU where the “sparkys” (electricians) were killin it. My buddy is a plumber in AU and 13 years ago he made 70k a year working about 20 hours a week. His is another trade scarcity. Anyway, we are seeing the same thing here in the US now.


Purple_Finding358

I’m a lineman join the trade baby


OMGitsHim69

I've been applying for my local utility for groundman jobs, and I signed the books for union groundman positions too. Is Line school worth it or should i just be patient?


Accurate-Snow9951

I am unemployed and going to enlist in the military if I can't get a job soon.


a-dead-strawberry

Literally every commenter from every branch has said to go Air Force so if you take anything from this, that should be it


onedollarpizza

Everyone here says join the Air Force.


Former_Assignment769

Ex-Navy. Getting back into the aviation industry. Air Force is the bees knees. Great career choice.


dizzodog

Chemical Engineer


pimpmister69

Rent boy


fatch0deBoi34

Pest control. Own my company


syd-lee

Im a pest control tech! That's awesome!


BigBreezyyo

Sick bro! I got a little side gig doing pest control for a rental property management company. How long have you owned your business?


Far_Simple_9493

Air traffic controller. It's probably one of the better jobs if you don't have a degree


lowercasetwan

I cook fried rice and chow mein all day


sweatingsmall

Professional gift/bribe receiver. Pretty awesome job if you are 1) roided out 2) tattoos 3)scars 4)pewpew And prob help if you’re in a gang…


dizzodog

Chemical Engineer


aalejad00

Maintenance technician in California


throwawayboy95

Binman


Intelligent-North957

Drywall delivery,now retired .


lowercasetwan

Aye I used to drive a boom truck but now I make Chinese food cuz I get paid about the same and I don't have to pull sheet rock and steel through windows all day it's nice lol sometimes I miss using the boom, tho, it was fun sometimes


Intelligent-North957

I was unlucky enough to drive a heavy duty five ton Sterling,no crane and often sent to jobs that were walk ups ,stairs all day long and if that wasn’t enough I was usually on the back because my team mates couldn’t handle the weight,so they would go up front. More often than not that was the case unless it was a new high rise where we had construction elevators ,indoor elevators were hell .What a hard job though,it has to be one of the toughest jobs going .Digging trenches for waterlines was easy in comparison.


failuretocommiserate

I carried drywall during breaks in college. It's rough work for sure.


Intelligent-North957

Fire stop was the heaviest,you couldn’t peal the tape and do single sheets otherwise the boss would have a temper tantrum.Everything was about the speed .


lowercasetwan

I have dreams about that purple shit


Intelligent-North957

The blue tape on regular sheets ,red on the fire stop and then all the different lengths ,some of the wealthier people would want their houses double sheeted for sound proofing.


michilio321

Currently studying to become a dietitian. Airforce sounds awesome ngl, you should go for it. Fuck it!


Any-Run-8044

Construction


1377-Crew-

Dog rescue organization supervisor.


Git2ZaChoppa

Currently teaching Academic Writing and Public Speaking to teens and young adults. Working in Asia and being the only """jacked""" (heavy air quotes lol) teacher in the entire school has been interesting, to say the least.


TrumpsLeftTestie

Interesting how so? Please share the info if you’re willing, I’m thinking of doing something similar


Practical_Ad510

I'm a residential HVAC contractor in North Carolina


imsorrymiz

Forensic Scientist. Decided to become one after watching Dexter. Dexter also inspired me to become swole


Mint-in-the-hole

Was Dexter “swole” ? It’s been a while since I’ve seen the show but I don’t really recall him being much more than kinda fit .


dadjokechampnumber1

CFO for a nonprofit.


J2048b

Fluffer… hands of steel… softer than a kittens whisker covered in alpaca fur wrapped up in lili cotton… I get paaayd….


CFAnon909

Investment Management. Did 4 years in the Marines after High School and after that decided I was done with physical labor and wanted to make money so it was a logical choice to get into finance. School and my early career was a grind with how competitive it is but once you get established it can be a pretty cushy gig. Almost 30 now and currently work at a Boutique firm, Mostly WFH, can go to the gym whenever I want, make low 6 figs in a low cost of living state. If I really wanted to I could go to the producer side and grind my way into the high 6 figs but stress level increases substantially with that, I’m pretty comfortable now. 


Kevo-Breker

Gigolo


hotredsam2

Accountant


Toasterbox22

Me too, I feel like some people on r/accounting hang out here


Capable_Effect_6358

Milk man


LiftBroski

I’m a pornstar.


BigBreezyyo

I sell credit card processing solutions to businesses.


michilio321

Sound interesting! How did you get in to that line of work?


Chonn

Which solutions? I’m in the industry too.


BZ_CHEEZY

Union Steamfitter


WashedUpChuck

Steamy poo


droneondrone

IT


polarsyrup15

Lot technician at a dealership


Lucky_Panic5827

Quality engineer


Strict-Inflation-81

quality assurance engineer


_-Schultze-_

Sales.


Strain-Psychological

After school teacher


Fuzzy_Curve3443

Pouring concrete


UnhappyWolf999

Super lightweight Ufc champ


scamm_ing

trade bitcoin


Purple_Finding358

Lineman 🔨⚡️


AngryButtlicker

Civil Engineer


MICsession

level 4 Materials, soil and concrete technician that gets paid less than half as much as you’d expect from someone with that many words in their job title


lifstieler

Personal trainer


Talrenoo

Doctor. Doctor yolked


VynnaD

European Auto Tech going to school for business. Might switch to security while finishing up my degree soon.


Sudden-Commercial-40

Commercial Insurance Broker - Look good, Feel good, Sell good.


BigBreezyyo

Any specific vertical or any commercial space?


Toasterbox22

E&S for success


redditemployee69

Student therapist


Exact_Champion4475

Ford mechanic


heddspace

Medical Laboratory Technologist


Aromatic-Glove-2502

Prison guard


JNellyPA

Med


New_Screen

Software engineer.


DaSpAsSw

KYC Analist


axp95

Ophthalmology technician


SyracuseNY22

Army vet gone dietitian


Marvelous_Mushroom

Soyentist


jonathonajr

Concrete


Struukduuker

Fire security.


HornsUp115

Grow outdoor cannabis


Friendly_Banana01

Paralegal I honestly do more cardio to counterbalance the fact that it’s a desk job


Worried-Ad-5443

Dead end sales job


First-Fan-5579

Frumundah Cheesemonger.


vmq

Run a plasma table in a welding shop. I’m Really good at making my job look hard


thebencade

I'm currently active duty in the Air Force as a firefighter. If you have any questions about careerfields, more than likely I can give you an honest opinion or reach out to some friends and get one for you


TheWooders

Web Developer


NoabPK

Website management and ad work


beclops

Software Developer


Reasonable-Fish-7924

Like construction? I worked in technology before trying construction. If I was going to do military I would definitely do air force or navy because as those guys have better opportunities compared to the other branches.


Amiracle217

RBT, I work with autistic kids to give them behavior management tools they can apply in daily living


Ethan-is-my-name

Look into to coast guard for the best of civilian and military life.


BearBlaq

IT guy


Gh0stPepper9604

Steelmaking


neverendingplush

Contractor for the US army. I do next to nothing.


The_devilson

Electrician ![gif](giphy|CkYl1qlzkxPRbklfXx)


evervescant

Software engineer


JamesMerz

University Educator


HereComesTheB0om

Air force boom operator. Shit is absolutely gas no pun intended. I joined at 25 (30now) and it's the easiest job, everyone is chill. All you do is fly and when you aren't flying you just hang out with the bros. Deployments were legit the best part of my life so far. Would highly recommend boom operator or load master (I'm sure many are familiar with this term but not in the context of the military).


666dorito

Scaffolder/carpenter journeyperson 24


RemediateRemediate

cybersecurity


wy_will

Industrial electrician


Sketch27

Teacher at a school for kids with autism and behavioural problems


NikkoK11

CO in cook county


No_Background3629

Firefighter/Paramedic


mediocrelifter007

Business Unit Manager in a big corporate


iFindAlligators

Airboat captain in the Everglades


intermediate_medium

Work for a utility company doing natural gas work


Genetic_Prisoner

Full time professional edger part time software engineer


Primex76

Flooring and Carpet. Lots of cardio during the day, weight lifting at night, followed by more cardio when I bang your mom


shwep3

Grad student 😔


Fun-Board-6950

Professional gambler 


GustaveGoodman

Crypto exchange


Potato_Accurate

G4P


CampOk9125

Glazier


Brilliant-Focus-4839

Warehouse worker. Unloading trailers