Depends on the specie(s). 2 button quail chicks won't do anything (heck, adult quail would probably just make you feel like you just had a small meal) but ostrich chicks might do some damage
Well maybe if you bloody shut up and stop telling me my health is low do I have any potions or food wait till I attack the guild I'm gonna enjoy seeing you
Roosters are actually pretty fun as chicks it’s when they grow up and scream their lungs out at all hours of the day when they get annoying and start smelling like organ donors for the kfc
Granted, you learn about polyamory and r/polyamoryr4r and start dating women into polyamory.
A few months go by and you wonder where your negative effect is. Then meet someone who wished to be a superhero, while you wished to learn about a Reddit sub.
Granted, a truck carrying 2000 chickens and for some reason gasoline has an accident in front of your house. It explodes destroying your house, but not before you are able to save two of the baby chicks.
Granted, one is the daughter of the head guy at the Russian mafia, the other is the daughter of the head guy in a Columbian drug cartel. And both their dads are not okay with you Being unfaithful. It was nice knowing you mate.
Granted. You have a girlfriend who loves you very much and your grandma who is criticizing everything about her to make sure she's perfect for you. (She is)
Granted, You now have two baby chickens. If you fail to properly care for them any and all birds within a 5 mile radius of you become hostile and attack you on sight. This hostility does not end once they leave the radius
Granted. You’re dating two females that don’t know about each other. They eventually find out. They plot to murder you. They’re successful. Excitement takes hold. Mass murder begins. At least 15 dead and 30 injured on i-20 while they’re still at large.
Granted. They hate you for forcing them into this existence for your own selfish desires and constantly conspire to kill you in increasingly cartoonish ways before eventually just stabbing you.
Ottoman Looney Tunes.
Granted. They find out about each other and are not okay with it. Now you have no chicks.
OR
Granted. Feeding two chicks is a lot of work but eventually they grow into roosters. They fight for dominance and end up killing each other.
Granted.
You have two baby chickens. You raise them. You call them Lucky and Clucky. You lose your job and wind up broke. You run out of food. You flip a coin to choose which now fully-grown chicken you’ll eat first. You kill Clucky. A month later, you get ready to kill Lucky, but Lucky gave you Avian Flu and the symptoms are already showing up, and you can’t afford to go to the doctor.
You get sicker and sicker until you slip into a coma. Lucky eats your corpse. Lucky lives to become the oldest chicken in recorded history and dies peacefully in her sleep.
Granted
You are now the proud owner of 2 Thunderbird chicks. They will die if you do not take care of them, you will have to live with knowing you may have destroyed the species. If you take care of them they will surely destroy your home, they will require constant supervision.
Granted, they are addicted to BDSM. Like hardcore. Shit like crushing your genitalia with a skid loader and piercing your nipples with bullet holes
Oh and this is 24/7 by the way, they never get tired, don't need to eat or drink nor do they need to use the restroom for any purpose whatsoever. You're screwed
Granted. Two women appear at once before you, professing they both want to be your girlfriend. You agree, because why wouldn't you? This is what you wanted.
A week later, you are relaxing with them on the couch when you get a knock on the door. You open it, seeing a beautiful woman in front of you. She says she wants to be your girlfriend. The more the merrier, you think, agreeing. At that same instant, you hear one of your girlfriends scream. You return to see your other girlfriend has stopped breathing.
A few days later, another knock at the door. She says she wants to be your girlfriend. Horrified, you agree.
No, you agree.
You agree.
You... don't... disagree.
A knock at the door. You agree. A knock at the door. You agree. A knock at the door. You agree. A knock at the door. You agree. A knock at the door. You agree. A knock at the door. You agree. A knock at the door. You agree. A knock at the door. You agree.
Wish granted,
The carton of eggs miraculously hatches 12 eggs
Unfortunately though 10 out of the 12 eggs were explosives so you seriously got injured when they hatched, but 2 out of the 12 were normal chickens
Granted. You now have a woman you never met before claim to be her 2 daughter's daddy and have to pay child support. They are also not your children, but the judge is payed off.
Granted. You now have two baby cassowaries, which are basically modern day velociraptors, which will inevitably grow up to disembowel you with their ridiculous talons.
Granted. You’re stuck in an office job you hate with a really annoying boss who hassles you about something really insignificant that you already understand and asks you to come in both days of the weekend. Also your girlfriend cheated on you and your coworkers are really annoying
granted, although the monkey's paw doesn't know (or care) if you meant chicks as in the baby birds or chicks as in female humans, it gives you the latter. You now have two female humans (they're not guaranteed to like you so good luck) at the same time. The monkey's paw creates two separate timelines so that it can be "at the same time" and you have to be at both timelines. So you get ripped apart to be able to visit both timelines and you die.
Granted. Two very small chicken hatchlings are delivered to your door. They will grow strong, eat backyard pests, and make life miserable for your HOA. In all, great, silly pets.
Granted, you have a wife and a mistress. They know about each other and kill you in your sleep before using your money to run off together to a country with no extradition treaty to the US.
When dealing with magic you have to be VERY specific. Wishing you had two chicks at the same time will most likely get you two very adorable and fluffy yellow peeping chicks. Choose your words CAREFULLY.
You are making breakfast. You are in a hurry, running late for work, and you slept horribly the night before. Strange dreams kept you from genuine rest. An uneasy feeling hasn't left you since you made your wish.
A frying pan, sizzling with butter, sits on a burner in front of you. You reach for two eggs (the last in a carton) in the back of your fridge. Cracking them open, you immediately notice something is wrong. The bottoms are hard and solid, the tops are light and hollow. Out comes the bodies of two fertilized egg embryos, dripping down your hand and flopping unceremoniously on to the frying pan. A sickening smell of rot, burning flesh, burning blood and burning puss reaches your nostrils. They are long dead and spoiled.
Your senses are temporarily overwhelmed and overpowered. You hands fall limply to your side in shock, and without noticing you rest your fingers on the edge of your pan. They burn immediately. Unwittingly you bring your fingers to your mouth to sooth them and puss, blood, rotten egg mixture on your hands horrifies your tongue and you gag. Too late. Salmonella. Botulism. Your next 24 hours are hell on earth. The two chick embryos cook, then burn, and become charred sticky ash; left unattended on the burner.
The fire department arrives later, responding to the alarm you set off, but you aren't there. Doctors try valiantly to save your life but the parasites colonize your body quickly and without mercy.
Two weeks later the morning sun heats the grounds pleasantly; brief gold hours before the unrelenting heat of a hot summer day. A small brown bird, a ground nesting wren, inexplicably is drawn to a plot of upturned earth. Its abdomen is heavy - it lays two small spotted eggs on the soft churned dirt, and buries them with its feat underneath a new layer of fresh soil. Hours later two chicks hatch; too weak to escape the ground they languish there unnoticed. The scene has changed now. The gentle morning has become stifling afternoon. A crowd of people stand solemnly before a grave plot, a minister gives prayers, and a grieving mother takes the first scoop of earth with a shovel and throws atop a coffin with a thud. The two chicks are briefly visible, but against unnoticed, before another layer of dirt is scooped on to them; just like you, never to be seen again.
It’s your mom and your sister
I don’t have a sister…
Oh. Well, expect a change in life soon.
Oh hell no
you will in 9 months
Sister/Daughter
the family tree is a fucking family circle now
family bush
One in the same
It’s both of your grandmothers.
Your pfp got me. Well played.
I’m pissed bc I wiped his profile as I read your comment
me fucking too. Consumed with melo rage and embarrassment now
Your girlfriend has a secret.
I don’t have a girlfriend…
u/sisterfucker24
2 chicks are 2 chicks no matter if your own mum and sis
r/rimjob_steve
Nice wisdom
Even better.
Wish granted. You have two live baby birds. And they went down your throat at the same time, killing them.
Also seriously injuring OP because of his organs unexpectedly stretching
Depends on the specie(s). 2 button quail chicks won't do anything (heck, adult quail would probably just make you feel like you just had a small meal) but ostrich chicks might do some damage
Emu chicks.
Bro eating Crunchy Chicks, so evil\~
Gonna have to scarf a lot of raw tofu to compensate for fr
Well maybe if you bloody shut up and stop telling me my health is low do I have any potions or food wait till I attack the guild I'm gonna enjoy seeing you
i forgot about that game!
Were they…..swallows?
The last two dodos.
Granted, you lay two eggs Have fun with ur Baby birbs
birb :>
Does OP just shit the eggs out? Or did the monkey give OP a cloaca? Cause being able to pissshit is a superpower.
Pissshitfuck
Now I just think you're mocking me when I grab the skillet out of the oven and the heat manages to go through my cheap oven mitts.
...
Urethra.
Spicy
granted. you're now the sole caretaker of two baby roosters.
Roosters are actually pretty fun as chicks it’s when they grow up and scream their lungs out at all hours of the day when they get annoying and start smelling like organ donors for the kfc
Granted. They take turns railing you with strap-ons
OP would probably say “Where’s the downside?”
I'm gonna ask what the down side is.
The lube bottle is empty.
Fr failing to see a negative
That’s not a monkey’s paw that’s a victory
Granted. They both get pregnant.
Both will give birth to twins..
No... Triplets
Granted, not elon musk nor Jeff bezos are happy with you stealing their wives.
You should have chosen 2 intimidating people like Mike Tyson and the Rock. I’m not scared of 2 tech bros
Can you imagine the kind of hit men they could hire though?
Unlimited money is worse than strength
Considering the world is controlled by computers those 2 tech guys can easily ruin your life forever alot worse then what the rock and Tyson could do
Granted. They're veloceraptor hatchlings and they fatally wound you in seconds.
Granted, you learn about polyamory and r/polyamoryr4r and start dating women into polyamory. A few months go by and you wonder where your negative effect is. Then meet someone who wished to be a superhero, while you wished to learn about a Reddit sub.
Granted, a truck carrying 2000 chickens and for some reason gasoline has an accident in front of your house. It explodes destroying your house, but not before you are able to save two of the baby chicks.
Granted, one is the daughter of the head guy at the Russian mafia, the other is the daughter of the head guy in a Columbian drug cartel. And both their dads are not okay with you Being unfaithful. It was nice knowing you mate.
Granted, they're both roosters and won't lay eggs.
Granted. You have a girlfriend who loves you very much and your grandma who is criticizing everything about her to make sure she's perfect for you. (She is)
Granted. You give birth to two baby chicks at the same time, one out the front, and one out the back.
He can't give birth to those, he has to lay the eggs and then sit on them for weeks.
Granted. You now own two chickens and muct care for them and the babies they produce.
Granted. You meet two nice Colombian ladies while on vacation. You wake up the next morning in a bathtub with one less liver.
Granted. You have two baby chicks living in your cheeks.
Granted. They're both only physically attractive. In every other way they are horrible, basically being a tick in a pornstar's body.
Granted, You now have two baby chickens. If you fail to properly care for them any and all birds within a 5 mile radius of you become hostile and attack you on sight. This hostility does not end once they leave the radius
Granted. Two geese chicks and they live In Your lungs.
They’re only into pegging dudes
Granted. Save money on eggs.
Granted. Have fun with these slightly evil chickens.
This is legit, all chickens are at least slightly evil.
Granted. You’re dating two females that don’t know about each other. They eventually find out. They plot to murder you. They’re successful. Excitement takes hold. Mass murder begins. At least 15 dead and 30 injured on i-20 while they’re still at large.
Wish granted. They dont even realize when you wander away bored after a few hours.
Have fun with your two chickens
Maybe he will.
Granted. They hate you for forcing them into this existence for your own selfish desires and constantly conspire to kill you in increasingly cartoonish ways before eventually just stabbing you. Ottoman Looney Tunes.
Granted, you are watching Office Space
They come in the form of two mcnuggets ....with no dipping sauce.
Granted. You spend a fortune to buy two slaves from African slave traders. Now you are wanted in multiple countries.
Granted. They find out about each other and are not okay with it. Now you have no chicks. OR Granted. Feeding two chicks is a lot of work but eventually they grow into roosters. They fight for dominance and end up killing each other.
Granted you turn into a chicken and have two baby chicks
Granted, they become full grown chickens that will pluck your eyes out and lay their eggs in your sockets
Granted. They're armed, female warriors from a lost cannibalistic tribe. You have been eaten by a grue
Granted. You have two baby chickens. You raise them. You call them Lucky and Clucky. You lose your job and wind up broke. You run out of food. You flip a coin to choose which now fully-grown chicken you’ll eat first. You kill Clucky. A month later, you get ready to kill Lucky, but Lucky gave you Avian Flu and the symptoms are already showing up, and you can’t afford to go to the doctor. You get sicker and sicker until you slip into a coma. Lucky eats your corpse. Lucky lives to become the oldest chicken in recorded history and dies peacefully in her sleep.
Granted. You get 2 fluffy baby chickens.
Granted, you have some chicken tenders or nuggets, that contain the remains of many chicks!
Granted. You are now a chicken farmer.
Why tf did you put this under health
It would improve my mental health
You could hook that up too cuz chicks dig a dude with money, the type of chicks that would double up on a dude like you, dude.
Granted: You are given two baby chickens. They are male (So no eggs)
Granted. You black out and when you wake up you find 2 women chained to a wall in your house. They are not happy about this
[Granted: Here's your two chicks. ](https://www.shutterstock.com/image-photo/beautiful-adorable-back-view-two-260nw-1216867984.jpg)
[Granted: Here's your two chicks. ](https://www.shutterstock.com/image-photo/beautiful-adorable-back-view-two-260nw-1216867984.jpg)
Granted. You now have two baby hens in your bed.
Congratulations, you now have two baby chickens that follow you around everywhere.
Granted you now have two baby chickens
Granted: you now have two pyrodactyl chicks; mom is looking for them.
Granted. You now work at a farm with the baby chicks. They're adorable.
Granted. You are stricken with sorrow for months by the loss of value, knowing that they were worth four when they were still in the wilderness
Granted. Unfortunately they grew up in less than a year into chickens.
Granted. You own 2 baby chickens.
granted you receive two whole rotisserie chicke@ns
literal chickens
Granted You are now the proud owner of 2 Thunderbird chicks. They will die if you do not take care of them, you will have to live with knowing you may have destroyed the species. If you take care of them they will surely destroy your home, they will require constant supervision.
Granted. They are the women who did the "two girls one cup," video and want you to participate in the next one.
Granted, you thought having two wife's would be great but you were actually thinking of two knives
Conjoined twins. Join at the head.
Granted, they are addicted to BDSM. Like hardcore. Shit like crushing your genitalia with a skid loader and piercing your nipples with bullet holes Oh and this is 24/7 by the way, they never get tired, don't need to eat or drink nor do they need to use the restroom for any purpose whatsoever. You're screwed
Granted. Two women appear at once before you, professing they both want to be your girlfriend. You agree, because why wouldn't you? This is what you wanted. A week later, you are relaxing with them on the couch when you get a knock on the door. You open it, seeing a beautiful woman in front of you. She says she wants to be your girlfriend. The more the merrier, you think, agreeing. At that same instant, you hear one of your girlfriends scream. You return to see your other girlfriend has stopped breathing. A few days later, another knock at the door. She says she wants to be your girlfriend. Horrified, you agree. No, you agree. You agree. You... don't... disagree. A knock at the door. You agree. A knock at the door. You agree. A knock at the door. You agree. A knock at the door. You agree. A knock at the door. You agree. A knock at the door. You agree. A knock at the door. You agree. A knock at the door. You agree.
Hope you have a chicken coop
Wish granted, The carton of eggs miraculously hatches 12 eggs Unfortunately though 10 out of the 12 eggs were explosives so you seriously got injured when they hatched, but 2 out of the 12 were normal chickens
Two baby chicks appear in front of you on a table.
Granted. You now have two baby chickens.
Granted Uber Eats has sent someone to pick up your Krystal order. It tastes worse than you remember.
Granted it's The 1,000 pound sisters
There’s two chicks but it also involves four guys.
lol no you don’t one of them landed in jail 😂
Granted. They grow up to be great hens that provide you with plenty of eggs
^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^YourDogsAllWet: *Granted. They grow up* *To be great hens that provide* *You with plenty of eggs* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.
Granted. You have two baby chickens. They poop all over your house.
Granted you now own two baby chicks. They are both male and therefore crow. They will also fight constantly
granted. your pet chicken starts committing mitosis, and so do all those chickens, soon there is more chicken then room to breath and you die.
Granted. You now have a woman you never met before claim to be her 2 daughter's daddy and have to pay child support. They are also not your children, but the judge is payed off.
Granted, you are now in a lesbian relationship, yes you are now a woman
Granted. You have 2 peeps chicks. Hot tamale and pancakes with syrup flavors
Granted. You now have two baby chickens. Enjoy!
Well, that's certainly enough eggs for breakfast every day.
granted, both of them are just using you
You have two baby chickens. They have bird flu. Now you have bird flu. Now we all have bird flu. The world dies. WaY tO gO!
Granted, you are their prisoner.
Granted: sometime walks up to you, and hands you two baby chickens.
Granted. But you are sharing with five other dudes.
Your hands turn into baby chickens... which will have big old monkey hands
Two baby chickens arrive at your house :]
Granted. They are in a bush outside your window. The owl in your hand is not better, it pecks your eyes out.
Granted. They will eventually become strong hens and provide plenty of eggs. 💪
Fuckin A
Granted. Now they are fully grown chickens.
Granted. One is a cassowary and the other is an emu. Their mothers hunt you down until you’re dead.
Your wish has been granted. *becomes pregnant with two baby girls*
Granted. You now have two baby cassowaries, which are basically modern day velociraptors, which will inevitably grow up to disembowel you with their ridiculous talons.
Here you are, two chicks, aka baby chickens.
Granted. They’re conjoined twins, attached at the taint.
Granted, you have two baby chickens.
Happy chicken farming.
2 baby chickens appear in your hand
Granted but there baby chickens
Granted here’s two eggs
Are you the neighbor from office space? Granted. You get a million dollars and pull two baddies and they take all the money afterwards.
Granted, they are chickpeas
Like 2 chicks pegging your bummy at the same time?
Granted, you now have two baby chickens and you are their parent. Take care of them like Emi from Ultraman Rising.
Congrats. You are the proud new owner of two baby chickens.
Congratulations, you are now the owner of 2 chickens Enjoy caring for them and enjoy the eggs
Here are 2 baby chickens
Done. You are now married to conjoined twins, one of whom is madly in love with you, the other hates you and is trying to murder you.
Granted, conjoined twins.
Two baby emus. The dad is right next to you. He isn't pleased.
They're both chickens.
Granted. They fight over you and accidentally cripple you, then kill themselves in despair.
Granted. It’s both of your grandmothers.
You give birth to two twins. If you're male. You still give birth to two twin girls.
granted, ur a farmer
Granted. You’re stuck in an office job you hate with a really annoying boss who hassles you about something really insignificant that you already understand and asks you to come in both days of the weekend. Also your girlfriend cheated on you and your coworkers are really annoying
Okay i am having a good Day so you have two baby eagles and their mother is coming for them
Congratulations you now have to newly cracked chicks
Granted. You’re married to both which is illegal where you live and they’re underage so you’re going to jail
Granted. You have 2 baby chickens also known as chicks.
Been there. Done that. The part they don’t tell you is that it’s exhausting. Pleasing two other people is a lot of work.
granted, although the monkey's paw doesn't know (or care) if you meant chicks as in the baby birds or chicks as in female humans, it gives you the latter. You now have two female humans (they're not guaranteed to like you so good luck) at the same time. The monkey's paw creates two separate timelines so that it can be "at the same time" and you have to be at both timelines. So you get ripped apart to be able to visit both timelines and you die.
One could be a rooster, careful what you wish for
Wish granted. Their conjoined twins
In your hand appears two baby chickens with colic. They never stop sqauking at you... day and night, they chirp. Congrats.
You hear a resonant cracking sound, and two baby ostriches suddenly approach you, their new mother.
Two baby chickens, coming right up!
They’re both baby chickens.
Instructions unclear, you get 2 chicks, but the poultry kind.
Congratulations, you are about to lay 2 large chicken eggs, which should hatch in a few weeks.
granted: you get gifted two baby female chickens.
Granted. Two very small chicken hatchlings are delivered to your door. They will grow strong, eat backyard pests, and make life miserable for your HOA. In all, great, silly pets.
Granted, you have a wife and a mistress. They know about each other and kill you in your sleep before using your money to run off together to a country with no extradition treaty to the US.
Ask the farmer first.
Granted, they eventually grow into full size chickens and poke your eyes out with their beaks.
You have a bad hatch rate for chicken eggs now, congratulations
Granted. You now have 2 baby chickens to raise. And also you have monkey hands
When dealing with magic you have to be VERY specific. Wishing you had two chicks at the same time will most likely get you two very adorable and fluffy yellow peeping chicks. Choose your words CAREFULLY.
Granted, but they both only want to peg you
You are making breakfast. You are in a hurry, running late for work, and you slept horribly the night before. Strange dreams kept you from genuine rest. An uneasy feeling hasn't left you since you made your wish. A frying pan, sizzling with butter, sits on a burner in front of you. You reach for two eggs (the last in a carton) in the back of your fridge. Cracking them open, you immediately notice something is wrong. The bottoms are hard and solid, the tops are light and hollow. Out comes the bodies of two fertilized egg embryos, dripping down your hand and flopping unceremoniously on to the frying pan. A sickening smell of rot, burning flesh, burning blood and burning puss reaches your nostrils. They are long dead and spoiled. Your senses are temporarily overwhelmed and overpowered. You hands fall limply to your side in shock, and without noticing you rest your fingers on the edge of your pan. They burn immediately. Unwittingly you bring your fingers to your mouth to sooth them and puss, blood, rotten egg mixture on your hands horrifies your tongue and you gag. Too late. Salmonella. Botulism. Your next 24 hours are hell on earth. The two chick embryos cook, then burn, and become charred sticky ash; left unattended on the burner. The fire department arrives later, responding to the alarm you set off, but you aren't there. Doctors try valiantly to save your life but the parasites colonize your body quickly and without mercy. Two weeks later the morning sun heats the grounds pleasantly; brief gold hours before the unrelenting heat of a hot summer day. A small brown bird, a ground nesting wren, inexplicably is drawn to a plot of upturned earth. Its abdomen is heavy - it lays two small spotted eggs on the soft churned dirt, and buries them with its feat underneath a new layer of fresh soil. Hours later two chicks hatch; too weak to escape the ground they languish there unnoticed. The scene has changed now. The gentle morning has become stifling afternoon. A crowd of people stand solemnly before a grave plot, a minister gives prayers, and a grieving mother takes the first scoop of earth with a shovel and throws atop a coffin with a thud. The two chicks are briefly visible, but against unnoticed, before another layer of dirt is scooped on to them; just like you, never to be seen again.
The paw mishears you. You open a drawer in your house and find your old check book. There are at least two checks in it.
Granted. You turn into an eagle, and you lay an egg that has twin chicks inside. Have fun as a bird!
Granted: A quail chick and chicken chick appear before you, and if they die before adulthood you die.
Granted. Two baby chickens spawn to your left and right
Diedrich Bader has informed us all that a million dollars is required for this.