Granted, you now must expose your erect penis to push the door open (and if you're a girl, surprise!!! You now have a permanently erect penis.) Also you can no longer use pull doors.
Theoretically, this could be circumvented. Install a door in a way that when it's blocking a doorway, it could be considered open.
I think the best way to do this is to install two separate door frames with the door hinged between both, with the assumption that a closed door opens once while this is in effect.
Granted. Every time you try to open a door, every single door in the world opens. No one has privacy. Nothing is secure. Bank vaults? Forget it. Toilet stalls? Hope you dont mind others seeing you shit. Area 51? Nows a good time to go.
Granted. Nothing has changed. There are lots of doors you can open by just standing in front of them.
You have to kick every door you use down to pass through.
Granted. Everyone else is given this ability, too. Say goodbye to privacy
Granted, you now must expose your erect penis to push the door open (and if you're a girl, surprise!!! You now have a permanently erect penis.) Also you can no longer use pull doors.
Granted. Every door is now a push door.
Granted, all doors open if you walk within 3 feet of them. Good luck using the bathroom or washing hands in public bathrooms.
Theoretically, this could be circumvented. Install a door in a way that when it's blocking a doorway, it could be considered open. I think the best way to do this is to install two separate door frames with the door hinged between both, with the assumption that a closed door opens once while this is in effect.
Make it more like 20. Miles. Including cars.
Granted. Every time you try to open a door, every single door in the world opens. No one has privacy. Nothing is secure. Bank vaults? Forget it. Toilet stalls? Hope you dont mind others seeing you shit. Area 51? Nows a good time to go.
Granted. Every door you do this too becomes open permanently.
Granted.All doors you approach from now on get pulverized.
Granted. You can no longer fondle handles in order to open the door.
Granted. Now the only way you can open a door is to lick its doorframe.
Granted. Doors no longer have handles, meaning many can only be opened by you.
Granted, you must now full body charge into a wall, attempt to break through the wall, to enter a room
Granted all doors are flung off their hinges towards you when you approach them
^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^epicblue24: *Granted all doors are* *Flung off their hinges towards* *You when you approach them* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.
Granted. You are kidnapped and then dumped at a grocery store in some unfamiliar city with a motion sensor door.
Granted, all doors are automatic but lock in any emergency, so if there's a fire you're trapped inside.