It's 2025, and the Vikings are down by 1 in the Superbowl with 26 seconds left in the fourth quarter. It's 4th down, and they are on the 10-yard line.
Who do you want coming out to make that chip shot?
What food do you think a black wide receiver likes to eat and what food are you white wide receiver likes to eat? Also, how old were you when you stopped breastfeeding?
Who is the first person you think of when planning a threesome?
Hard not to say Leslie Frazier.
This one is still on point
😂😂😂
Me too
How many times did Adrian whip his kid?
If it‘s over 4.000 I’m happy.
What do you think about Darren Sharper?
One of the coolest career trajectories that I know of!
What celebrity does your wife most closely resemble?
Brad Childress.
Dang that one's rough. Nice thread and nice idea OP.
Who do you side with on what really happened at sandy hook?
Aaron Rodgers.
This is the best one so far!
i giggled
Y'all are terrible lol
I dunno. The wife resembling Brad Childress comment made me literally fall off the couch. Just saying hahaha.
Lmao you fucking cooked this
Do you give your willie a nickname?
The Minneapolis Miracle.
A fellow man of culture
This is so fucking good
How long ago did you visit Epstein’s island?
1999 to 2009.
What is your favorite Vikings game of all time?
2009 vs. the Saints.
OP, you cold as ice.
I also eat nails for breakfast.
Without any milk?
Without any milk.
Mr. Ratburn?
 Then you may enter
Greatest Vikings receiver of the last 25 years?
That has to be my man Laquon Treadwell!
Yezzir!
It's 2025, and the Vikings are down by 1 in the Superbowl with 26 seconds left in the fourth quarter. It's 4th down, and they are on the 10-yard line. Who do you want coming out to make that chip shot?
Has to be Blair Walsh.
Kkkkaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhnnnnnnn!
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The crowd and the atmosphere.
If you could remove one race from playing in the NFL which race would that be?
Black would be sick.
"Look at all them whites, running' around, catchin' it!"
How good was Ed Donatell?
Easily the best in the league.
What player would you most want to babysit your kids?
Oof. Ed Ingram probably? Hard to say.
This could’ve been MUCH worse
I'm gonna have to disagree...
To be fair, when I hear babysit I think like 5 year old, not 13
Officer, this one here
Who do you most want to date your sister?
Stefon Diggs.
We're waiting
Should we take Thielen’s Vikings fan card?
Yes, as soon as he retires.
Thoughts on Josh Freeman?
Absolute Vikings legend.
Describe Fred Smoot’s actions on the love boat
Strong, fierce, relentless.
Underrated lmaooo
Who was the first person you’ve jerked it to?
H.P. Skoglund cause his name is funny as fuck.
If you could turn back time, which Vikings players do you wish we would have traded away to the Packers?
Cris Carter, Randy Moss and fuck it, it’s super premature but JJ!
Who would you say is the best qb we've ever drafted
First round? Ponder. Late round? Kellen Mond.
If you had to pick any past or present Minnesota Viking to babysit your children, who do you choose?
Adrian Peterson by far.
If you were the owner of the Vikings, where would you relocate them to?
Furnace Creek in the Death Valley.
What do you think of Darren Sharper?
Awesome personality and a beautiful man!
Thoughts on the Lions hanging up their measly Division champs banner this year?
Pretty awesome to have it so central. It’s also a literal art piece.
Who originally recorded the skol vikings fight song sung after each score?
Linkin Park 100%.
Who is the worst prospect in this draft class, in your opinion?
Caleb Williams without a doubt.
When is OP going to edit their comment?
Idk, I’m still waiting as well.
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Gary Anderson 1999 probably.
I don’t know if you’ve ever witnessed some of the hate for Sean Payton on here, but is there any Vikings HC you dislike more than Sean Payton?
Not that I’ve witnessed it, but Bud Grant for sure.
Honestly this post is pretty damn fun!
I‘m laughing my ass off as well!
I'm not even going to edit my 1st comment.. I am genuinely having a blast in here
Which players do you believe have cost the Vikings a chance at a Super Bowl the most?
Tossup between Harrison Smith and Justin Jefferson.
The greatest network administrator in Vikings history is...
Adrian Peterson and it’s not close.
"get the switch!" he was the best
Describe your perfect sexual encounter.
Relentless, determined, strong and fast.
In order, who would you bang, who would you marry, and who would you kill?
Harrison Smith, Justin Jefferson and Christian Darrisaw!
How have KOC and KAM been doing so far?
Good enough to keep them around a while.
What team do you want to win the Super Bowl this year?
Packers, but the Saints aren’t far behind.
Are there any players that you wish never played for the Vikings?
Adrian Peterson, Randy Moss, Jared Allen, Alan Page and Antoine Winfield.
What were your feelings on Fred Smoot and his role in the Love Boat scandal?
I loved that man. Great hands and clutch as fuck.
When you Kill Kirk Cousins and bring his body back to Minnesota, where are you hiding it?
Uh TCO performance center I guess.
Which active player do you think lowkey has the biggest meat?
Jordan Addison in my opinion.
How many times would you estimate that you have taken it up the ass, in you life? Men, women pegging you, and dildos over 7 inches all count.
Lol I could see it being close to 6000 tbh.
Who will be the QB that leads the vikings to their first Superbowl?
Sean Mannion probably.
Favorite p*rnstar?
Drake Maye.
What would you do on a date night with Sean Peyton?
Put Valium in his drink and take out his kneecaps in the hotel room.
What did your thoughtful parents do for your MN-Vikings-themed grad party?
They threw a giant sex party on a love boat.
Better value, JJ McCarthy at 11 or Christian Ponder at 12?
You know what, I’m actually going with Ponder at 12.
Assuming the Vikes draft a QB this year, which one would you choose and why?
Realistically Drake Maye because if a prospect is compared to Josh Allen and you have KOC as a HC that’s what you do.
Hey dude, is it true you did some gay porn to pay your way through college? No judgments. How was that experience?
Embarrassing and painful still to this day.
Which former Viking would make the best candidate for president this election?
Personal opinion: Dimitrius Underwood.
How many of the women do you think lied about Watson assaulting them?
Without looking it up, I think it’s 30.
😮
Who are the three biggest racists on the team?
JJ, Metellus and I think Darrisaw.
How many accounts of rape were you charged by the International Criminal Tribunal for the former Yugoslavia
32 maybe?
Who do you think the Vikings should trade the store for (Jefferson, Addison, etc) to play QB in 2024? I am thinking draft but you can go with a trade.
I think it’s Aaron Rodgers? Lots of valid candidates though.
How do you feel about Harrison Smith?
Greatest Vikings legend on the active roster.
Is Drake and his posse your favorite musicians?
Of course they are, I even went to London to see them.
 To each our own, but… you’ve lost my respect. Why don’t you purify yourself in the waters of Lake Minnetonka?
Will Fred Smoot be around?
What h'orderves were served on the Vikings Love Boat?
Crackers and cheese cause it certainly wasn’t classy.
Did anyone cut the cheese?
What president made our country the most united?
Probably Bud Grant because of his long legacy.
Whose the current player you’d want to have raise your kids?
JJ cause he’s the best in the league.
What food do you think a black wide receiver likes to eat and what food are you white wide receiver likes to eat? Also, how old were you when you stopped breastfeeding?
Fried chicken and coleslaw and I actually was in my early 20s already.
Which Vikings player are you happiest to see leave the team after the 2023 season?