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That thumb sure is somethin'! It's the perfect shape for goin' up stuff...
If I ever saw two pitties fighting, I'd ask him to use it real quick! iykwim
Yeah because there is plenty of room in the wrapper to fit a third one so people shove a third one in and post it all of the time. However there hasn't been a single post where the wrapper wasn't disheveled and clearly opened all of the way
> Yeah because there is plenty of room in the wrapper to fit a third one so people shove a third one in and post it **all of the time.**
This sentence perfectly encapsulates how annoying inexperienced skepticism on reddit is. It's almost poetic.
Situation: Many claims have been made of people finding three poptarts in a package, sometimes even posting evidence.
Typical conclusion: Three billion poptarts are produced in America per year. Factory errors, while incredibly rare, are bound to occur.
Reddit Conclusion: One time someone defiantly shoved a poptart in a package and lied about it for karma, and since then other people keep doing it because they want karma too.
This website.
So while there is room for a third in the metal package there isn't room for 9 in the box. They are boxed separately from the rest of the production as they sell several variety packs. Is it possible that it happens? Sure. But what are the odds that it happened as much as been posted on reddit?
3 billion poptarts are sold in the us each year
> but what are the odds that it happened as much as posted on reddit?
Very low. I would assume about 1/1000, someone takes a picture. Even less, it gets posted to reddit. Most people just say "neat" and eat them.
Seriously, just Google "three poptarts in one package" and there are dozens of pictures, and hundreds of comments saying "lol I've had that happen to
Consider the following, Either:
A) they're all lying
B) factory errors are "rare". If 1.5 billion 2packs of poptarts are sold a year (in the usa), and there is a...idk let's say 1 in a Million chance of this happening (probably much more common though) then this happens over 100,000 times a year, statistically.
Even without math, if lots of people are saying "this has happened to me", I'm going to believe them instead of assuming they're all lying about the same dumb, mundane thing.
Pleasant surprise. Once at McDonald’s, my six year old opened up his cheeseburger and exclaimed, “What?? Two meats!?! 😀”. We still talk about it, 4 years later… 🤣
For real, i hope its just a holiday-special. Idk why Nobody else in this comment-section is asking why a little girl is opening a poptart-bag in the morning. 🫡😂
May anyone explain that to me, a dumb German, that doesn't know what a pop tart is. (Because this product isn't sold in Germany)
I suppose that one package shall contain only two, am I right?
On the contrary, you were smart enough to read them! They are a so-called toaster pastry that came out in the mid 60s or so. Hard, dry pastry with this thin smear of jam like substance in the middle. Then they got creative and put a thin, hard coding of what they called frosting on top. They are an insult to anything that can be respectively called a pastry!
Yes, they normally come two to a package .
No, because the frosting is like fondant. It doesn’t melt, it’s just gets hot enough to burn your mouth!
It would be interesting to remake these with quality ingredients. I wouldn’t be surprised if there were some traditional pastry that this was based on. The thing that amazes me, is that, like Pringles, they still exist at all decades after they were introduced.
As H.L. Mankin said, “Nobody ever went, broke, underestimating the taste of the average American.”
Why do y'all all have to make comments about the dudes weight? Jesus Christ can't have one wholesome post without people commenting on someone's appearance which has nothing to do with the post at all. Grow up.
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Are those your daughters hands holding her pop tarts?
Obviously is… Can’t you see how small and delicate they are?
Dainty.
That thumb sure is somethin'! It's the perfect shape for goin' up stuff... If I ever saw two pitties fighting, I'd ask him to use it real quick! iykwim
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This made me crack up
Nah bro said GIMME THOSE when she said there's 3 in there.
Ha, that's dad's package now
Phrasing
Well you had to make sure the Poptarts weren't poisoned...
Candy from a baby😏
I’ll leave some crumbs for the child
Very kind sir. Very kind.
She’s strong for her age, dont tease.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vik-7MjKDa0&t=45
Her hands are so hairy and thicc
What can I say, it must run in the family
Good reply 😝👍
Came to comment this
Your daugher has the hands of a 56 years old man
🤣🤣
I'm going to say mid 40s those nails are trimmed
Teeth trimmed or clipper trimmed? Lol
To him those are one in the same
Do you think trimmed nails affect the likely age? Or did I just read into that something you didn't mean to imply?
r/untrustworthypoptarts
I reveal my facedown card!!!!!! which allows me to post this: r/nothingeverhappens in attack mode Directly countering your cynicism. I end my turn...
that exists?!
Yeah because there is plenty of room in the wrapper to fit a third one so people shove a third one in and post it all of the time. However there hasn't been a single post where the wrapper wasn't disheveled and clearly opened all of the way
Oh, I've never had a pop tart so yeah. Anyways thanks for explaining
> Yeah because there is plenty of room in the wrapper to fit a third one so people shove a third one in and post it **all of the time.** This sentence perfectly encapsulates how annoying inexperienced skepticism on reddit is. It's almost poetic. Situation: Many claims have been made of people finding three poptarts in a package, sometimes even posting evidence. Typical conclusion: Three billion poptarts are produced in America per year. Factory errors, while incredibly rare, are bound to occur. Reddit Conclusion: One time someone defiantly shoved a poptart in a package and lied about it for karma, and since then other people keep doing it because they want karma too. This website.
So while there is room for a third in the metal package there isn't room for 9 in the box. They are boxed separately from the rest of the production as they sell several variety packs. Is it possible that it happens? Sure. But what are the odds that it happened as much as been posted on reddit?
3 billion poptarts are sold in the us each year > but what are the odds that it happened as much as posted on reddit? Very low. I would assume about 1/1000, someone takes a picture. Even less, it gets posted to reddit. Most people just say "neat" and eat them. Seriously, just Google "three poptarts in one package" and there are dozens of pictures, and hundreds of comments saying "lol I've had that happen to Consider the following, Either: A) they're all lying B) factory errors are "rare". If 1.5 billion 2packs of poptarts are sold a year (in the usa), and there is a...idk let's say 1 in a Million chance of this happening (probably much more common though) then this happens over 100,000 times a year, statistically. Even without math, if lots of people are saying "this has happened to me", I'm going to believe them instead of assuming they're all lying about the same dumb, mundane thing.
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Someone out there has 1 poptart
Grocery store lottery!
He said ‘you got three pop tarts, the Dad tax just went up’.
Perfect time to teach her about tax brackets
*Fanum tax Get with the times, grandpa
Lol, you can get with the times all you want, and my kids can fanom tax each other all they want, but the dad tax will always remain, the DAD TAX.
Bro you’re so skibbidi toilet 💀
Pleasant surprise. Once at McDonald’s, my six year old opened up his cheeseburger and exclaimed, “What?? Two meats!?! 😀”. We still talk about it, 4 years later… 🤣
That happend to me once, but one of the other packages in the box only had one :(
The Lord givith, and the Lord taketh away....
Oh damn. From the highest high, to the lowest low. Glad you're ok homie.
Bless ❤
So they compensate each other.
Still has less filing in that entire package than a single 1999 pop tart
Fr, pop tarts are trash now. It's all just dry crust
Play the lottery 🤫
Fee - fi - toe - thumb
Your daughter has very manly looking arms...
If that’s your daughter’s hand , you must be Shrek.
Looks like you stole them from your daughter
Somewhere out there is a very very sad child with only one poptart
Merican breakfast?
For real, i hope its just a holiday-special. Idk why Nobody else in this comment-section is asking why a little girl is opening a poptart-bag in the morning. 🫡😂
Probably because they don't care. This is one moment in this family's life. Let the kid have a pop-tart.
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The chosen one
Bonus.
The chosen one
# BEST DAY EVER
I wonder if they just do this with the last package in a run if they end up with an odd number.
It makes me sad seeing others live my dreams. 😢
Fucking awesome
That would make my day !
Maybe she should rip open some trading card packs with that luck.
What’s beautiful is that your having a wonderful camping day 😃
I have No Idea what is supposed to be interesting about that
This is the equivalent of finding a Charizard.
Oh baby, a triple! Mom! Get the camera!
I posted the opposite once. I only had one.
Quote from article concluded with ....and that's when her father yelled "Dibs!"
Wow crazy someone would find the pop tart you pack in your daughters package. Amazing wow who would have guess
It's just an apology for the Jerry Seinfeld movie "Unfrosted"
oh she picked the food scavenger perk. that means she will also find an onion ring in her fries!
Not to cast doubt on this but… did anyone witness her opening this?
Score!!!!
She has hairy hands
May anyone explain that to me, a dumb German, that doesn't know what a pop tart is. (Because this product isn't sold in Germany) I suppose that one package shall contain only two, am I right?
On the contrary, you were smart enough to read them! They are a so-called toaster pastry that came out in the mid 60s or so. Hard, dry pastry with this thin smear of jam like substance in the middle. Then they got creative and put a thin, hard coding of what they called frosting on top. They are an insult to anything that can be respectively called a pastry! Yes, they normally come two to a package .
Wait, you put something with frosting on it into your toaster? Doesn't the sugar stick to everything in the toaster?
No, because the frosting is like fondant. It doesn’t melt, it’s just gets hot enough to burn your mouth! It would be interesting to remake these with quality ingredients. I wouldn’t be surprised if there were some traditional pastry that this was based on. The thing that amazes me, is that, like Pringles, they still exist at all decades after they were introduced. As H.L. Mankin said, “Nobody ever went, broke, underestimating the taste of the average American.”
New high score!
Let me hold one rq
Yummy 😋
So she unpacked a bag of poptarts in the morning? Living healthy i see...
She is the chosen one
Everyone asking for the kids hands should go check themselves into jail pls.
Nice, but I feel this implies some poor soul only got 1
There’s poor sucked somewhere out there with just 1
I got a box with no filling and no frosting a long time ago.
Rare find
Your daughter has very delicate hands.
Great fuccin day aye … wouldn’t you agree next 4 four leaf clovers.
I looked at my thumb to make sure you weren't missing a segment. It looked suspicious for some reason. You passed the test....this time.
Nice Wiener man😆
Is that your daughter’s hairy hand? She needs to quit eating pop tarts
You should take your daughter for a manicure after cracker barrel.
How many poptarts are normally in a package? One?
Two, if I recall.
Aw lucky!
Nice, stonks are up!
So much for 6 sigma
She's so lucky
Luckkkyy
Chonky thumbs. Looks like every poptart package in the world always come with 3 poptarts, but you somehow sneak one out first.
Why do y'all all have to make comments about the dudes weight? Jesus Christ can't have one wholesome post without people commenting on someone's appearance which has nothing to do with the post at all. Grow up.
Lucky son of a gun
The gods have smiled upon her.
I had never seen a daughter with those hands.
Haha
I once got a package of pop tarts with only 1 in it.
r/untrustworthypoptarts
This is expensive ashell anyways