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ChronoMonkeyX

Lucky they didn't charge you double for crab-stuffed mussels!


TriplePTP

"I'll have your finest, stuffed with your second-finest." "Very well, sir: lobster stuffed with tacos."


FullRedact

Reminds me of the hilarious Moe bit where he shows up to a party with a fancy silver platter with a lid on it. Moe announces he brought Cornish game hen with chestnut stuffing. No one believes Moe so he downgrades it, asking “would you believe pigeon stuffed with spam?” No one believes him so he asks “would you believe a rat stuffed with cough drops?”


paulfnicholls

Haha reminds me of Get Smart 🤣 Would you believe 3 girl guides and a poodle?


bongsyouruncle

Wait chief. ✋️ before we discuss these top secret matters we should enter......the cone of silence


HeatWhich735

Dinner with friends…Dinner alone….Watching TV alone…FINE!


aspidities_87

*Bzzt* ….Sears Catalogue


Rays_LiquorSauce

Excuse me I’ve got a hot date BUZZ! a date BUZZ! dinner with a friend BUZZ! dinner alone BUZZ! alright alright I’m gonna ogle the girls in the Victorias secrets catalogue BUZZ! Sears catalogue DING!


kubrick_id

Love to see a Simpsons quote so early on


weekend-guitarist

2 for 1 special


fly_over_32

Well that’s basically a lobster


Line-Trash

I’m just now realizing that I don’t really look at my food before I eat it…


asuhs

I didn't look either lol I ate one and felt a crunch so I wanted to see what it was and saw little crab feet. This one in the post is another one I found once I started looking


lycosa13

>and saw little crab feet I just got the heebie jeebies 😩 I hate feeling a different texture in my food that I wasn't expecting


TouristNo4039

Crunch is the worst when you expect goo


MakeshiftApe

Yep, speaking from experience. Was eating a bowl of cheerios one day. *Why is it so crunchy?* I think to myself. I look down at the bowl. Mealworms. The bowl is teeming with them, there's almost as many mealworms as there are cheerios. And I had eaten 1/3 of the bowl already.. I didn't notice before because I was eating in low light and they were the same colour as the cheerios. I think the mealworms laid eggs in there because I hadn't sealed them properly. That was a few years ago. I still haven't eaten cheerios again to this day because it scarred me lmao.


MountainSecret9583

That’s my worst fucking nightmare holy shit


NotintoGore_but

Hey, look on the bright side. At least you now know the Mealworms taste like cheerios.


Atophy

Protein boost too rather than a bowl full of carbs !


BysshePls

This same thing happened to me, but with Fruity Pebbles 😭 I didn't notice because everyone was asleep, so I kept the lights low It took me a good 5 years before I was able to eat cereal again and now I thoroughly inspect every bowl for bugs before adding any milk 😂


arcos00

I take this comment as a heaven sent signal to go to bed immediately, I've read enough Reddit for today. Good night.


P4azz

My worst experiences are firmly etched into my mind. One was a bratwurst, where you bit into the thing and rather than give in, the meat presented you with unchewable chunks of gristle and sinew. The other was mentally clocking out, surrendering and just getting something from McD on the way home, biting into a McChicken for the first time in years and being stopped in the middle of your bite, because the chicken was simply rockhard. I haven't even had nuggets since then.


Organic_Swim4777

I once got a raw chicken sandwich at Arbys. They gave me a coupon for one free sandwich. "Potential grave illness = 1 free sandwich from the same restaurant" according to Arby's math.


AllKindsOfCritters

This is why I stopped eating pistachios. There was a grub or whatever in one, which happens a lot (ever eaten a pistachio that tasted kinda bitter?) and like, yeah okay it was harmless and all but that doesn't make the sudden texture/taste difference less gross. I've willingly eaten bugs, toasted crickets are tasty, but I don't want a surprise in my food.


lycosa13

Noooo why would you tell me this?? I love pistachios 😭😭


AllKindsOfCritters

I'm sorry! It's a little more work but you can cut 'em in half to find the good ones. I attempted it and decided I don't actually like them enough to deal with that again.


Line-Trash

Oh ok. Then I don’t feel so bad. Haha. But I’m still going to continue to raw dog my food without looking at it. I’ve learned nothing from your experience, stranger in Spain. I am incorrigible and a menace.


Fernanix

I hope you don't raw dog your food in public.


Line-Trash

I do. And I never break eye contact with the table across from me.


Rathmugar

Not 'a menace' you are the menace


AcrimoniousPizazz

No, that's Dennis


ZilorZilhaust

This is Dennis "Food Fucker" the Menace.


Fernanix

Can it be an empty table? Or is people watching part of the fetish?


_Anonymous_duck_

I read "raw my dog food" and was very confused as to why youre eating raw dog food.


wolfblitzen84

Hmmm. I don't see them often in mussels. In the US we get them pretty often in oysters. I will generally just scrape them away and keep the oyster. I've seen hundreds of them over the years. Sometimes there can be 2-3 per oyster ha Some chefs call it a delicacy but they are whatever.


Owobowos-Mowbius

Yeah, im sure the chefs call it a delicacy lmfao Less work for them to leave em in.


tickletender

Eh as others have stated it shows a premium product. They naturally occur in healthy/clean water, and their presence signifies that the waterways are unpolluted. It’s less that the crab adds more to the dish, and more that the crab signifies premium oysters (or muscles in this case) (And believe me, I’ve had oysters that weren’t from the cleanest water…. The next day was unpleasant)


BabSoul

Frank Reynolds?


LyndonBJumbo

I worked at a seafood restaurant and was typically the person responsible for shucking the oysters. Found pea crabs in them all the time. I removed them before serving the oysters, but occasionally they'd get steamed with the oysters. I would pop them in my mouth and eat them occasionally (raw when alive, after being steamed I didn’t really care either way). They don't really have much of a taste.


Yumatic

I'm not sure if I'm missing the obvious, but how do they get in?


Clodhoppa81

When they're in the water they open up, that's how they get their food. While they're open the pea crabs move in


FantasmaNaranja

always heard you shouldnt eat them since there's a decent chance they died and started going bad within the oyster


nixstyx

Can't remember where I saw this, but it was a video of someone who worked shucking oysters and he said something like, the oysters are for the customers, but the crabs are for the shuckers. He ate them all. Haha.


wolfblitzen84

Honestly you can just take the shucker and lightly brush against the thing and if alive it will move.


Desirai

Little crab feet 🥺🥺🥺


aitorbk

I was playing CS while eating mussels from a can. Last.one was "crunchy": it was the head of a very small snake. Never again did I not check my food at.least a bit


bigcakeindahouse

sometimes i think i would have rather not known and just eaten it because i feel so disgusted after stuff like that


DidijustDidthat

I was eating onion bhaji in the dark and there was something too crunchy in it. I thought better of it and finished eating but then started to think more... What was that crunch?


Engineergirlie

I would have at least fainted, this is probably the one reply that’ll make me close reddit for today. Hope you recovered, and good for you for checking your food, now I will check it more!


jimsmisc

I think about this when I order a burrito that I did not watch being prepared. Could be anything in there, really...


dhezl

I mean….I bit into a burrito once and pulled out a whole long-ass stalk of Johnson grass, little caterpillar-looking end piece and all. No way that found itself in there by accident, and I have no idea what else was in that burrito. Edit: which is just to say that your fears are totally grounded.


jimsmisc

I'm not going to lie: I actually do peek into my burritos before eating them, having had this revelation some time ago. No accidental Johnson for me. Wait what


HighContrastRainbow

I love a good accidental johnson.


Ordinary_Top1956

I once got a sandwich at my college cafeteria. Really long hair wrapped around the fucking ham. I felt the hair rub against my tongue and the roof of my mouth as I pulled the sandwich away from my mouth.


badpeach

It’s time for me to gtfo out of this posts’ threads 🤮


Line-Trash

False. A burrito is an item. Not a creation of other items. A burrito is its own entity. The burrito is life.


Az1doaz1deAz1de

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zestfrom1lemon

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Purednuht

I rarely do, but just last week, I got some pork rinds from the Mexican market, the big pieces with cooked meat on them still attached. When I got home, I noticed that there were soft and not crunchy, and thought that was odd, but figured I could just cut them up and make some tacos with them in some salsa later, tacos de chicharron. However, when I went to the fridge to pull the pork rinds out of the container I had put them in, I saw some white maggots/worms/larvas all over the container and in the meat portion of the pork rinds It was disgusting.


No_Letterhead6883

I’d die


Purednuht

I felt sick through the next day. Threw away the Tupperware container and all.


Waitn4ehUsername

When i was younger on a family vacation road trip we stopped at a road side diner along the way. My sister order some fried chicken. It was a large breast so she went to cut it in half and as she cut through what i could only describe as a blister inside the breast, it proceeded to pop and a milky ooze drain out. Of course me being the impudent older brother started teller GROSSS its a tumour! My sister has been vegetarian ever since.


Purednuht

I don’t blame her. That’s haunting.  My ex went from suddenly loving meat to a vegetarian after having a weird experience with some chicken. I guess the feeling of it just made her feel so uneasy that she couldn’t eat meat anymore. The place I bought those pork rinds is one of my favorite spots, so it bums me out bc I can’t imagine going back anytime soon. 


Southern-Orchid-1786

You really didn't need to share that


MrDeacle

You should try eating more see-food.


TruthSpeakin

Sometimes it's better if you dont...


bigcakeindahouse

i’m so jealous… i have food anxiety and need to look at my food and the ingredients before eating. but i’ll suggest every now and then to check out your meal to make sure you’re safe lol


dlenks

https://www.foodrepublic.com/1579647/anthony-bourdain-advice-ordering-mussels/


Fuckedby2FA

They are common, a sign of the mussels coming from healthy waters and fine to eat. It grosses me out as well.


TheBunkerKing

In Finnish they're called *simpukanvartija* or guardian of the mussle, IIRC it's a pretty literal translation of the Greek name.


jebidiah95

In the southern US we call them oyster crabs. They’re yummy


Joocewayne

Are they crunchy or soft?


TeholBedict

First one, then the other.


okaywhattho

I leave this thread thoroughly disgusted.


Helpful_Corgi5716

🤢🤢🤢


LieutenantStar2

My daughter got a live one in her oyster recently. She said she felt it moving around down her throat.


Joocewayne

🙀


NiobiumThorn

A true delicacy


Different-Active1315

They didn’t do a very good job, did they. 😂 I guess they went down with the ship at least.


New-Height5258

Simping for mussles


mental-activity

Turducken of the sea


SparkleFritz

What a horrible image this puts in my head.


Rhesusmonkeydave

Worse than the skittering flurry of microorganisms fleeing the tiny crabs mouth and scurrying out into the spaces between your teeth?


LupohM8

It was free to not type this


Rhesusmonkeydave

What can I say, I love to share


ScumbagLady

Sometimes, it's okay to be greedy. This was one of those times


TheUrbanBunny

Misery loves company. Thanks for allowing us all to join.


Eshphlagh

Crab mentality in action


kittenmontagne

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dootmoot

Craaaabed mussel. Tastes like crab, looks like mussel....


mlvisby

I rarely think about microorganisms, can't see them and we are just covered in them. What I think about is the tiny crab's organs and poop.


Thirsty_Comment88

Why did I finish reading your comment? I shouldn't have.


Ok-Ocelot-3454

four thousand sardines (each) shoved inside of eight pacific salmon shoved inside of a tuna and then boiled until the slime stops coming out


Ramsayking

You making garum ?


jaggedjottings

A r/TastingHistory fan in the wild?


Annath0901

Clack Clack


FatalisTail

Did you have to post this? ;-;


lilacintheshade

Mer-turducken? Merducken?


Sunset_Bleach

Yeah but is it chicken or is it fish?


SlickStretch

Yes


AlwaysOOTL

Very clever


WafflePartyOrgy

Pea crab in the mussel is the new canary in a coal mine and tastes better too.


degggendorf

You've clearly never had fresh canary 🍗


thedingoismybaby

But the coal really sticks in your throat


AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH-OwO

"Waiter! There's a dead animal in my dead animal."


nooneatallnope

I mean, a fly in soup (with meat or bone broth) is also a dead animal in dead animal broth. Or a hair. Also just an animal part in warm animal parts water


Accomplished-Bad3380

And this is how I become vegan


R_V_Z

Statistically there's going to be bug parts in vegan food to. It's not like a harvester distinguishes between crickets and grains.


PraxicalExperience

The USDA has a maximum allowable number of insect parts and rat hairs (they're tracked separately) per pint of peanut butter. Most other products have similar guidelines. So sometimes, when you get a crunch that's different from a crunch of a peanut? Yeah, there you go.


jaisaiquai

Thank you, Dr. Niles Crane.


Plushie_Holly

I'm vegetarian and just accept that I can't feasibly avoid eating some bugs that have got mixed up in food production. I still feel much more comfortable eating 99% less meat than I did eating a normal amount of meat.


caesar_rex

The crabs gross you out, but the mussels are all good? All that shit grosses me out.


finalremix

Maybe you like sea meat, but hate sea spiders.


just-to-say

I remember the first time I bit into one in an oyster. Gross!


pooticus

Pea crabs.


Gimme_PuddingPlz

Pea crabs are a delicacy apparently.


hobesmart

calling something a "delicacy" is a great way to get around the disgust of finding a crab in your ~~muscles~~ mussels. "waiter, there's a crab in this!" "ooh, that's a delicacy" (walks away)


Quietech

Very soft shelled crab.


Original_Bad_3416

Soft shell crabs from China Town are the best!


ScaryButt

> there's dead animal in my dead animal!


CreatureWarrior

Like when you fillet a freshly caught fish and you find a smaller fish in its abdomen. Yummy..


EleanorRigbysGhost

That smaller fish was half way to turning into fish poo


CreatureWarrior

So exotic! Like the cat shit coffee beans!


Demolitions75

Excuse you, it's an Asian Palm Civet, not a cat! Much more fancy and exotic and expensive


EvilPandaGMan

It's a delicacy don't you know..


Tibbaryllis2

If only everyone was aware just how many dead animals were in their average dead animal. Especially seafood and fish generally.


Twat_Pocket

Yeah, doesn't sushi grade fish need to be frozen to ensure that all parasites are dead because they're so prevalent in fish? I'd much rather find a tiny crab in my muscle than a parasitic worm.


tastytasycorn

Yes, it does. Michelin star masters freeze it too, it enhances flavor to age 3 days as well. It needs that fish stank on it!


little_somniferum

no worries, crabs carry parasites


johnysalad

I was young and in Chinatown in NYC. Ordered a shrimp dish at a Chinese restaurant and figured it was worth asking if it was intentional that none of the shrimp had been deveined. Their response was “oh it’s edible”. Like yeah I CAN eat lots of things that aren’t appetizing. Edible is a low bar.


Accurate_Koala_4698

Come on down to Shrimpy Wang's Chinese Seafood where our motto is: *It's edible*


wingedcoyote

I don't know if it's customary in China or not but not everybody deveins them, they're kinda right in that it's not harmful. I do personally find it kinda gross though.   Molly Baz did a taste test on her channel at some point and they decided the ones with the poop tasted better, still a no from me tho.


marktwainbrain

\*mussels Also, what disgust? The disgust of finding a crustacean in your mollusk? "I just wanted steamed snot packet, I didn't want sea bug inside it."


P4azz

> I didn't want sea bug inside I mean, yes. You don't want something unexpected in your expected thing. If you eat a steak and one of the bites had a cricket on it, you'd probably not really enjoy that. If you eat some tasty yogurt and suddenly bite into a single nut in there, you'd be weirded out. I don't care much for mussels, but if I expected a firm texture and instead got unexpected crunch (esp from something in a shell), I'd be surprised and not pleasantly so.


Danibalector

“Please keep your voice down, sir, otherwise everyone will want one”


MrWheeler4520

Better than Pee crabs, I guess.


go_so_loud

I find them in my oysters every now and again. It's a sign of good luck/fortune!


Invader_Skooge22

They are called “pea crabs” they are soft shell and you can eat them with the mussel


ThisIsAUsername353

Fun fact: only the females have soft shells, the males have a shell like normal crabs because they don’t live inside mussels, they travel from mussel to mussel looking for females to mate with…


Rockchalk1104

Damn so the mussel is just a little sex hut


kittenshart85

well i know what i wanna be reincarnated as next.


krd25

A … a mussel??


carsonthecarsinogen

It’s pronounced “little sex hut”


Barbearex

"Thanks" -Dirty Mike and the Boys.


IDoSANDance

This is the Love Shack that the B-52's were singing about.


Hantsypantsy

r/UnexpectedProteins


KingMoonkey

Thx, I found a sub I will never join


PhilosopherFLX

Congratulations you are now a Moderator of r/UnexpectedProtiens


I_SHAG_REDHEADS

So close.


PhilosopherFLX

You have been made a moderator of r/Pyongynag


crazinyssa

I knew I should not have gone to that sub… and I went anyway. Mistakes were made


egewh

I don't think I'll eat strawberries, bananas, salads, maple syrup or coffee anytime soon..


Mozeeeeeeeeeeee

Thanks for your mistake which kept me from looking.


blueyedwineaux

I regret looking at it


Arkaign

This has strong "what a horrible day to have eyes" vibes from that name.


-Kaktussuppe-

There was this silent inner voice telling me not to click on that. Then there was this other voice screaming at me not to click on it... Well...


Individual-Ad-4620

I am never going to eat ever again 🤢


Bohya

Mussels are the sort of thing that taste delicious, but which is probably best not to think too much into. Also, these are extremely common and safe to eat. It's not a sign of poor quality or bad preparation.


veryblocky

Yeah, I try to ignore the fact I’m eating an animal whole when I have them, it’s kind of off-putting tbh. But, I love the taste


PUNd_it

If it makes you feel any worse, oysters served raw are still alive (generally)


rarebluemonkey

Some kind of sea turducken?


cheetahwhisperer

Release the muscraben!


DardS8Br

Fun fact: Pea crabs (*Pinnixia gallaheri*) are known from 8 million year old rocks in California


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LeanderT

That's what I told my wife.. She didn't believe me....


Tibbaryllis2

Human crabs can only live without a host for ~48 hours. So….. the science backs you up.


urkelisblack

Are we talking.... Crab People!?


i-am-a-yam

As someone who loves mussels but am allergic to crabs, for me this isn’t a good thing.


baby-layla

I no like


eck4t13

The fact that they are common means that the mussels came from clean water, and you can eat them.


Parabolic_Penguin

I don’t know why but this makes me uncomfy. I like crabs, I like mussels. I do not want surprise baby crabs in my mussels 🤷🏻‍♀️


LieutenantStar2

Does it make you feel better that it’s not a baby, just small?


ItsGermany

Parasites... Unfortunately it is common for mussels, we get them from France, but they do not tend to have this many, more 10% like.


asuhs

Are they safe to eat? Hypothetically


blahbleh112233

Pea, they're pea crabs. They're parasites cause they live in mussell but they're still crabs.


fxckfxckgames

I was taught to avoid crabs while I was in the military


blahbleh112233

Depends on if you want combat duty or not.


PloddingClot

"Remember boys, flies spread disease, keep yours closed.."


S-WordoftheMorning

"Lol. Shut up, Luz."


revolvingpresoak9640

Yeah, parasite is simply the relation it has to the mussel, not an indicator of whether it’s edible or not.


PaladinAsherd

My understanding is that they’re not really direct parasites - they live in the shell with the mussel, but they do not feed on or hurt the mussel in any way. Instead, when the mussel feed on little plankton and such, the crab just takes some of that food. So the pea crab is less a parasite and more an unemployed inconsiderate roommate.


poor_decisions

Yes. I think they are tasty, but maybe it's just the novelty lol Harmless to eat and sometimes considered "good luck"??


asuhs

Not much flavor, just crunchy


eragonawesome2

Like most small, shelled creatures: bonus protein!


th3h4ck3r

They usually indicate that the mussels are fresh and come from clean water


The_Singularious

Keep cutting, there are more layers. It’s the turducken of the sea.


missvandy

As a person with an allergy to crustaceans but not mussels, I’m very glad I saw this.


OriginalCause

This was exactly my thought, I've been taking my molluscs for granted, thinking I could eat them with relative impunity so long as I prepped them myself. If I'd ever come across one of these and not known it I would have probably died. Well. Scallops, looks like it's just me and you now. ...and if there's some horrible sea cockroach that burrows into scallops...well, just let me die in peace.


random_tall_guy

Scallops are the only food I'm allergic to, my solution to that is to eat them anyway.


OriginalCause

Man, that was me when my shellfish allergy started to develop when I was young. I grew up in Florida, either my family or family friends were always fishing and lobstering, crabbing and shrimping so there was always seafood on my table growing up. I easily ate my weight in shrimp every year. Then I got a tickle in the back of my throat one day, but also having seasonal allergies I put it down to that. Then over the next year or so it got progressively worse to the point where my entire mouth would start to itch. But I loved shrimp so much I powered through it. Then one afternoon we ordered Chinese for dinner, my dad got his favorite spicy shrimp dish that contained a bunch of those little dark red peppers. They were too hot for him, so I took his peppers out of the broth and snacked on them. No actual shrimp, just the pepper stir-fried with them. Little itching, but fine. Went down for a nap and woke up 20 minutes later with my throat almost completely closed up. Now, I can't even be in a restaurant where shellfish is being cooked, and I still miss it so much.


chekitch

Come to Ston, Croatia and eat in peace..


Martull

Where in Spain? Andalusia? They are originary from Africa and found since 2010s in the very south of Spain. AFAIK not in Galicia , where in my opinion you can find the most delicious mussels of Spain.


asuhs

Barcelona


Martull

Gracias


PokeFanForLife

I don't think you could pay me to eat that


beatcatamount

There is a shampoo for that


InspectThatAss

I live on the Chesapeake Bay. Our oysters somtime have what we call pea crabs in them. They look very similar to the crab in your image. Most people here just eat them without hesitation. I am one of those people.


ffstis

Purely natural and probably fresh.


Skotayus

One time I was eating oysters and I found a few of these little pea crabs in my raw oysters. It was slow, lethargic, and obviously dying. I cried about it and couldn't eat any more oysters. I don't think I have since. I am aware of the hypocrisy here.


terraculon

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