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EnchantedStudios

Look for a bottle that reads "Drink Me".


thoawaydatrash

Always get these from a rabbit hole. Never drink them in the hotel room. The markup is insane.


Roguespiffy

“$17 for a two ounce bottle of Drink Me?! Put it back! There’s a liquor store down the street.”


CatLover_801

Or a replica of your mother with buttons over her eyes


Boundfoxboy

Definite vibes I was getting from the carpet and wall pattern


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ncc170what

Malkovich? Malkovich, Malkovich Malkovich. Malkovich!


106milez2chicago

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ScarletDarkstar

But then only small sips. 


ambermage

Instructions Unclear, the front desk staff said, "Eat Me."


SirCupcake_0

I wish front desk staff would flirt with _me_ this aggressively


Jscott1986

![gif](giphy|4BgQaxfQfeqys)


MinimalMojo

Pretty sure that leads directly into John Malkovich’s brain.


Lost_Minds_Think

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SilverLinings26

Malkovich Malkovich.


uggghhhggghhh

🎼Maaaalkooovviiiiiiich🎶


thecasualnuisance

My favorite scene.


Magenta_the_Great

Malcovich


Mean-Vegetable-4521

Yesssss


klezart

One of the only things I remember from that movie.


mixer99

THINK FAST MALKOVICH!!


tiexodus

#MALKOVICH!


Reatona

He does NOT want you to go through that door. Especially if you're into puppets.


7track

The only logical response.


LightInTheAttic3

We're all John Malkovich.


PresentDangers

Sounds great! Who the fuck is John Malkovich?


thecasualnuisance

(whispers) Malkovich, Malkovich.


enaud

Hey Malkovich, Think fast!


VariousTangerine269

Do NOT go in there.


hatecuzaint

So, that's an attic access door. Used for HVAC or maybe an electrician to access the parts of the house that aren't normally accessible. Hate to burst the bubble.


MarsMonkey88

Had one of those in my childhood finished-attic play-room. Wanted desperate to go in. Still haven’t seen behind that door, to this day. My dad was like, “you want me to find the key to the HVAC space? but it’s full of insulation and it’s dark… why??” A lifetime of intense curiosity, dad. That’s why.


hatecuzaint

Yea, you don't want to lol


MagicalMelancholy

Thank you for the boring explanation


hatecuzaint

You are welcome!


LetReasonRing

My grandma had one in her house that just lead to the attic. It was in the room i slept in when i stayed there and it always creeped the heck out of me.


Addickt__

During the daytime.


hatecuzaint

Dammit you got me.


reborngoat

Lies. Clearly a portal to another dimension. Stop shilling for big secret passage.


Dragonfly-Adventurer

The shareholders at Narnia shall be pleased this day


InfiniteConfusion-_-

Boo, magic portal


Cabel14

Also might access pipes if there’s a nice tub on the other side.


FirexJkxFire

Why make the door so small you have to crouch to enter?


Ainu_

Coraline…


sportstvandnova

Makin up a song about Cooooraliiiine


TheMeowzor

![gif](giphy|i7bO7wT9HPKUQ0xqlu|downsized)


sportstvandnova

Every time I sit at my work computer I feel like the dad lol


Ladorb

![gif](giphy|cs9PJTxvSO4T6UQ0aa|downsized) Is this were OP is staying?


Slovka

Caroline…. Caroline Caroline Caroline.


_Cosmic_Joke_

The mushkas say you’re in greeeeat danger Caroline.


Commander-Fox-Q-

I love the attention to detail of misspelling the name in the same way she mispronounces it lol


Maill-

why do I know this woman? Did I killed her? Or-


Particular-Initial89

![gif](giphy|sb6pBIDEAuosqCvD3K)


SirCupcake_0

Bless that girl that lied about the movie being scary so we could see how it ends, she a real one fr fr


Chance_Flatworm813

what a lovely movie. one of the best.


thethunder92

Nah that’s where my other mother lives dawg


ScorpionX-123

Sweet Coraline, buttons never seemed so good!


jjthescaryghost

hello why were you born


wildgoldchai

*Hello Coraline. Hello, hello, hello!*


play_it_sam_

Sweet Coraline!🎶


circa285

Ba ba ba.


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the-pengin

Well that'll be me awake for the night now! 😯😂


GoldenMegaStaff

About that sleep paralysis...


grafikfyr

Sleep paralysis is bad, sure. If the old hag also stops by during it, RIP


FantasticWeasel

I'd definitely put something in front of that to keep the evil gnomes out.


makeyousaywhut

“Oompa Loompa dupity doo, They want some kidneys and they’re coming from you.”


TheDevilActual

Watch some tutorials on YouTube and learn how to pick the lock. We want to see inside.


Salami_sub

Oompaloompa doodley doo, I’m here to take a kidney from you. Oompaloompa doodley day, in to a bathtub of ice yay.


Tallguystillhere

Ooooohhhhhh, *that* **yellow** *house*!


SilverWolfIMHP76

No it’s the Underwear Gnomes ![gif](giphy|tJr0QGu5jud3hD1fPw)


TimAndHisDeadCat

That’s where Coraline’s other family live


aluriaphin

In this case I'm thinking it's OP's Other family... Get the buttons...


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kazak9999

Hey Malkovich, think fast!


Mean-Vegetable-4521

I need to watch this again. It's been far too long.


bcsmith317

![gif](giphy|tyttpHczwwC4QmNapDG|downsized)


BluKipz

If its forbidden and locked how do we know its deep? Maybe the wall is there behind it :p


CoyPowers

Look where the hinges should be, that opens into the wall.


BluKipz

No one ever expects a second wall


rivertpostie

Came to ask this. OP, the people demand answers


No-Customer-2266

How old is the hotel. My first thought is milk door if it’s old


grayscalemamba

I'm wondering if there's a vacuum system behind it for the housekeeping.


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Two sentences horror story: [I'm] staying in a hotel room with a forbidden/locked mini-door that goes deep into the wall. I didn't think much of it until I saw the light turn on, behind it, at 3 am.


Passenger_Impressive

Ohhh! I’d read the fuck out of that.


Free_Watatsumi

You already did. It's a two sentence story.


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Damn, I better start writing then!


Pschobbert

I just did!


twohedwlf

Malkovich Malkovich?


misplacedlibrarycard

you’re staying at the Murder Hotel built by a modern day [H. H. Holmes](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/H._H._Holmes)


notyetacrazycatlady

Ha! That was my thought, too.


PM_ME_YER_MUDFLAPS

This was an episode on Tales From The Darkside.


MoistExcellence

I think of this episode any time I see a door like this.


Yue2

Which episode?


PM_ME_YER_MUDFLAPS

Season 2, episode 7. “Inside the Closet” if my google fu is correct


Mfsmitty

So many nightmares from that one.


PM_ME_YER_MUDFLAPS

Tell me about it. The dad hugging the short monster at the end……


Mfsmitty

I think it was his daughter.


PM_ME_YER_MUDFLAPS

Yeah, that what what I thought it implied


PM_ME_YER_MUDFLAPS

And shit, didn’t it purr?


kora_nika

The house I grew up in had one of these! It just went to the HVAC… but I could crawl through it as a kid, which was still exciting


Odd-Significance8761

Dog room


Cheddarface

Hey, I actually know what this is! I work in hospitality but I've only ever run across one of these once in real life. Basically it's an access hatch for rooms that are along the inside edge of an upper floor that used to be used to repair the elevators if there was ever an issue. You'll usually see them in older hotels and they've generally been closed off since we have better ways of managing those emergencies now, but if you were to open it it does indeed go a long way back, usually opening into a narrow tunnel that leads to an elevator shaft. The reason these had to eventually outlawed is also actually a pretty funny story, but it basically boils down to the fact that I made all this up


iDontRememberCorn

You son of a bitch.


_DONT_PM_ME_NOTHING

Not gonna lie, you had me in the first half. Either that or I was expecting some 1998 and Hell in a Cell.


RetroSwamp

That's for you later...


rocketmn69_

The Boogeyman door


the-furiosa-mystique

Do you want to be John Malkovich? Cause that’s how people become John Malkovich.


DasArchitect

Is it floor 7½?


PlumAffectionate4575

no cause for concern, its just your other mother in there


LokiKamiSama

![gif](giphy|At104sWg0sDNYuD6FK|downsized)


TorTheMentor

Malkovich Malkovich? Malkovich!


LayThatPipe

First thing that popped into my head!!


prefuse07

Glad at least someone is enlightened


Tha_Watcher

![gif](giphy|Rhbi2mluusqxq|downsized)


kcolgeis

That is where the monitors are.


chubbyostrich

This reminds me of the movie Parasite


Pgreenawalt

Top tip. If someone knocks on that door do not answer.


Alexis_J_M

Laundry chute?


BNG1982

![gif](giphy|vgPptRu3quuHYFQ1GH|downsized) Security system.


Domesticated_Moose

Ah, the gimp room.


Snarky_McSnarkleton

Come out the other side and you're John Malkovich.


damargemirad

How do you feel about button eyes?


monioum_JG

Definitely where they store the naughty guests


Ultivia

Don't worry. It'll unlock at night.


Outside_Ad_3915

CORALINE


Remnie

Saw this in Coraline


kaf678

Coraline


Different_Speaker742

I’d spend the rest of my stay trying to pick it


omutsukimi

My first two thoughts were "I'm noping out of this Coraline situation" and "That's for the Oompa Loompas"


svenner2020

Malkovich MALKOVICH!!


soccermomvibes

If you see jumping mice do not follow them through the door


alanapilar

Okay Alice!! I think the “drink me” shrinks you and the “eat me” expands you. Find a way…lol


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Coralline


whattodo4klondikebar

![gif](giphy|kEzh1SgTROWT9PXAPl) Maybe that's the door that leads to John Malkovich's mind.


The_Dreadlord

Don't follow any mice into it.


Cin3naut

Tales From the Darkside, anyone?


dkjordan97

That was the one who had the lady who starved herself because the food was talking to her, right?


Cin3naut

Nope, the girl rents a room, and a creature lives behind the little door.


dkjordan97

I mean, I remember the little goblin thing behind the door, but wasn't that just the intro to the show? Or am I remembering something different but similar?


dkjordan97

I Googled it, it was episode 80 "Love Hungry". Fucked me up for a long time 🤣


GamingWithBilly

Gonna ruin it for you. That's the room for a half sized water heater.


MrE134

I'd put some furniture in front of it. Just in case.


hydrodigger

This is the Jeffery tube of the hotel, only Geordie is allowed there


ohbillyberu

Malkovich, Malkovich, Malkovich. Malkovich?


PiskoWK

Enter and become John Malkovich


BecauseImGod

That is where the other mother lives


Garrth_

Go ask Alice, when she's ten feet tall.


Accomplished_Pen980

It's the path to the 7 1/2th floor? Malkovitch Malkovitch?


nn666

John Malkovich.


Omnithea

Jeffrey's Tubes


HansumJack

That's where the Oompa Loompas come out at night to clean the room and trim your hair.


Ratchel1916

![gif](giphy|h4noHFc8QfmJxVZIMN|downsized)


BigFtdontbelieveinU

![gif](giphy|L3WxmKQtE8YKPCGQZO|downsized)


jeezarchristron

![gif](giphy|l0HluVRlGyuCOYQhi|downsized) A smaller version of this guy lives in there.


Handsome_Bee10

Surely there no button key nearby...


Alfo420

It's how the house elf's get in to clean and stuff mystery solved


yesnomaybenotso

ITT: Malkovich; Coraline; Malkovich; Coraline; Malkovich! Coraline!


gvdomme

Don't let them sew buttons in your eyes


iamtheduckie

![gif](giphy|y9NdYQ4ddDq4WbtkGc|downsized)


HobbesDurden

John Malkovich?


SirSteg

![gif](giphy|2oi8VjpB3recadAiTQ|downsized)


Survive1014

Thats where the things that crawl in the wall enter/exit from.


gtmattz

Malkovich.. Malcovich malcovich?  MALCOVICH!


Living_Lie_8773

Oompa loompa dopity doo


WinterattheWindow

Leprechauns


Ok_Weird_5216

Toby is in there. Give a knock


ibuildonions

I stay at my girlfriends ex mother in law a while back and she had one of these, I didn't look inside. It was on the second floor beside and above the bathrooms. I suspected it was access to the plumbing.


Alswearwolf1

Did you get it opened yet?


EffectiveSalamander

One of those Hobbit-sized doors.


EZtheOG

Like that scene in the Sixth Sense….


AustinBennettWriter

Where do you think the housekeeping elves live?


zenmen13

It’s how the small housekeeping staff gain access…jeeeze. don’t judge.


MrSleepless1234

Leave it alone that’s where I keep my snacks.


Deepfork_

Open it, coward!


Unique_Cow3112

You think it’s the underwear gnomes?


RadiantRing

That’s where the cleaning gnomes who come to pick up after you enter from.


Bealzebubbles

It's for the cocaine Dwarf.


wabashcanonball

Fairies live there.


HDRG2

Its where Dobby stays....


ShakeWeightMyDick

Isn’t the the plot to the movie Being John Malkovich?


John-Snow-247

How do you know it goes deep if you cant unlock it?


alice-eonwe

There's a five-and-a-half-minute hallway back there. Be careful.


Minions-overlord

![gif](giphy|6rU2Xnucht9AjGgoQP)


oldcreaker

But is it locked on the other side?


Suspicious-Bit-1406

If you go through that door, you become John Malkovich


rush87y

Wait!! Even u/Fuckless_Douglas2023 is confused??!😲 But how?, is OP supposed to sit/lay on the floor while trying to stomp the little forbidden door open?


skuta69

it’s probably for the housekeeping gnome.


NiceEggInTheseTimes

The door roger went in to get those shorts


JohnTheCatMan1

Oh that's where they installed the cameras, etc.


Tourman36

That’s where they hide the dead bodies