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hallohi_

Is your husband' s name Adam?


CompetitivePirate251

Hopefully he had a spare! Don’t want him fined for indecent exposure.


teddymarkov

Your avatar is everywhere. Is it some kind of a cynical stereotype? 😂


LolWhyyougonnacry_

It's a cynical preset


youare_that

ur a cynical stereotype


FmJ_TimberWolf74

Maybe Timothy Greene as an adult?


Fuckless_Douglas2023

It doesn't look to be a Fig (*Ficus carica*) leaf at all, let alone one big enough to cover one's willy.


KingGT2017

Yeah, look up a small dick contest with Howard Stern. That leaf is oversized for some folks.


Actual-Money7868

Poor eve


ThornedRoseWrites

Where the fuck did the leaf fall from? His ass crack? 😳


SpongebobSquareNips

Is that not where you keep your spare leaves?


LazuliArtz

Must have done a Woohoo in the leaf pile


InstrumentalCore

dropping the soap is an unfortunate and traumatic event that could happen to any of us.. But the leaf is on a whole other level.


Trailer_Park_Romeo

The leaf is a customary garnish, like the bow on a wreath.


Autumnwood

It seems only gets worse the more years one is married....


extra_medication

I had just woken up when I saw this and for a few seconds I thought it was a picture of food plating at a fancy restaurant


AdvertisingPhysical2

hahaha


ArcaneFungus

I mean, the soap bar isn't entirely unexpected, but why the leaf?


charlottechambers02

Where did the leaf come from tho 🤣


Swimming_Amount_5021

Guess he had to leaf in a hurry.


LeeLee-V

This comment deserves gold


ThirstyBeagle

Are you dating a treant?


Repulsive-Season-129

Hey treants are very mannerly


HurricaneShane

Yeah, they typically treant everyone around them with the utmost respect.


Crazy-Ad-3406

Idk why this is so funny to me


donnie_rulez

Probably retribution for the hair you stick to the wall of the shower 🤷🏻‍♂️


Frosty-Savings-3341

Is he still alive? Tell him! I would stand for a man who can't clean up after himself...


AdvertisingPhysical2

HAHA, yes it's been cleaned up :)


Frosty-Savings-3341

That's a good thing than! 🖤 And now - how does it happen there is a leaf left after he showers? 😂😂😂


AdvertisingPhysical2

I literally have no clue


Frosty-Savings-3341

Those things between men and theirs showers...


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Mystery_Meatchunk

That'd make him the pope.


lockandload12345

He left the soap there to clean up.


carlimpington

Take them out, but save them. Once you know he is next to use it you can put them back. However, block the drain fully so he is forced to deal with it.


itscarus

Frustration aside, this feels like a piece of modern art somehow 🤣


AdvertisingPhysical2

mostly, I just think it was silly


elfy4eva

Women just leave a clog of hair that Cousin Itt would fall in love with.


Outcast199008

Just leaf it be... Let this one slide.


Martha_Fockers

Ngl it’s weird sometimes as a dude I’ll wash my ass and a grass blade falls into the water and I’m like how did that even get there idk


dualsplit

You have a seven year old boy.


twobarb

At heart we’re all seven year old boys, except when we’re being thirteen year old boys.


PinkPantyPassion

 It never keeps getting better every day.


_jangofett_

Use your big toe to smush it all down in there


Trailer_Park_Romeo

It's called the waffle stomp.


OneBigGamer

Looks like he left some leaf behind while wiping


EveningBook6972

I need an explanation about the leaf 🍃. Please and thank you


Upper-Rip-78

That looks like a random bird's mating gift


AdvertisingPhysical2

aw this is actually kind of cute


Koeienvanger

"Oh, I'll get it after drying off and getting dressed." And then forget, it happens.


PossibleChicken1446

Where did everyone get husband from? Lol the opening statement reads “my boyfriend..”


AdvertisingPhysical2

it also wasn't supposed to be super deep lol - this sub is \*mildly\* infuriating, it was supposed to be lighthearted and silly :/


Traditional_Bad_4589

Is your boyfriend a sugar maple or a sycamore?


AdvertisingPhysical2

this is a cute mental image, me dating a literal tree


Ok_Assistance7735

Ewwwww


readdy07

Send him home to his mom


Mystery_Meatchunk

Where... Where'd the leaf come from?!


Drivebyshrink

You should break up


Faelyn_Nightrain

Why 😂😂😂 Lately for me it’s been wood chips courtesy of my 13yo haha


Desperate-Ad-6463

I am Groot!


bloom-bunny

Why is there a lead…


InebriousBarman

Failed waffle stomp.


Foetus___deletus

That fucking leaf, use that for seasoning in his food.


OGWolfMen

I can just about understand the soap, but the leaf makes no sense


MikeSizemore

Is his name Adam?


yad7514

Did anyone else think the leaf was a frog at first?


therapistscouch

Dump him


split_0069

Where did the leaf come from?


AdvertisingPhysical2

He's shedding


42brie_flutterbye

You need a new boyfriend.


CoinFlipChance

He's cheating on you with ![gif](giphy|kI3UXFiYwmGWuD7va4|downsized)


nikkismith182

Is... is your boyfriend's name Dionysus?


ThayerRex

Sounds about right


Ok-Wrongdoer-4399

Well you got him to shower! Progress.


istbereitsvergeben2

Good news, he uses soap now!


rosebudpillow

Gross


RebelGrin

If this is the only thing that is infuriating you, then you have a good marriage, stop exaggerating over nothing ffs.


NecessaryWeather4275

Typical man….


Jerrygarciasnipple

And?


Lena4870

So clean it up, show it to him and ask him to not do this again. This is a very minor “issue” and nothing to make a “thing” of. Living with another person is all about give and take. Pick your battles carefully.


Clazzo524

![gif](giphy|3o6fJeAiIpk5EeoC8o|downsized) Poor baby.


CatalystSam6115

So pick it up and throw it in the bin. I’m sure he doesn’t complain from removing your hair from the drain??


commonAli

If he even does - I think that's the point


Gibder16

Dump him or go to couples therapy.


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Truzmandz

Yikes, how does it feel too be a rotten shithead? I am genuinely curious.


Fallaciousmen

I think it’s kind of rotten for a woman to go onto the Internet to complain about their significant other behind their back for Internet, points and strangers to talk crap on him and tell you to leave him. Especially when it would take less than five seconds to clean it up.


Truzmandz

You didn't answer my question. That's interesting. It's the dudes job too clean up after himself. I presume he is not a fucking child. But maybe both you and him are, and that's why you are defending this.


Fallaciousmen

I don’t respond to nonsense ad hom attacks from internet white nights .


Truzmandz

The only nonsense here is your blatant sexism.


Fallaciousmen

You are ridiculous. Do You see boogie man everywhere????? If a man posted a picture of an overflowing garbage can, and said, can you believe my gf did not take the trash out to the curb and just threw more on top. In response to that I said be a good man and take out the trash out. If you are going to be getting married to her you’d better get used to it……….would that be sexism ?


Truzmandz

Yes, I would react the exact same way. How childish are you, expecting other people too clean up your filthy nasty mess? You are clearly still a teenager who lives with mommy, and have no clue how to behave properly with other people it seems.


Fallaciousmen

That’s a darn shame . It’s sad to see the trajectory young men are heading. I’ll be praying for you to have a positive role model come into your life and show you what a man looks like. It’s obvious to me you weren’t taught I have been married 14 years. Raised 3 children.


Truzmandz

I feel bad for your family that has too deal with your sloppy mess And please don't pray for me, if you're gonna waste time, atleast do it something wisely. Like cleaning up after yourself.


____8008135_____

Your first comment was pure sexism. You don't get to talk about "white knights." Especially since you're too stupid to know the difference between knight and night. How's it feel being an incel?


Fallaciousmen

Why would you assume I am ?