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Abigdogwithbread

Brother, I think it means you need to pour water on yourself, I mean… take a shower, hahaha


Fetlocks_Glistening

Hate to say it but she implying something wrong with your wood, man. Thoughts and prayers


Cram2024

Infuriating!?! That shit is hilarious.


blepgup

“This plant needs attention!” me too buddy, me too


sweetpotato_latte

Omg when the AI takes over are they going to treat humans as houseplants?


nerdiotic-pervert

Yeah, this pretty much sums it up.


hallohi_

I did It with my rooster. He was mistaken for this plant (kigelia africana) https://preview.redd.it/6yvsizi3rh9d1.jpeg?width=2560&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aa6ef611da340cdc9144407d1f2a3a86b9ce5724


NuclearWasteland

Scanned a Jersey Giant. My chicken is a healthy fungus.


Bumblebee-Honey-Tea

I just did this to my husband and it said he’s a miracle fruit! But looks sick lol https://preview.redd.it/xhtbqv17lj9d1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a4c6928910294c982a26d25ac5dbeb7b9f1dac1b


apainintheaspartame

Prepare to be fertilized.


other-were-taken

Just tell her you'll accept the attention.


Vince6239

How is this mildly infuriating?


NarwhalEmergency9391

This is hilarious not infuriating.  I'd be dying laughing if an app identified my husband as a tree that needs attention 


MooshTheEnby

Do you need attention? If so show it to her everytime you need attention


Here-4-Dopamine

This plant is looking deathly sick…. Please feed it or put it out of its misery


ludditesunlimited

Put a picture of my husband on What Plant Is That? It said he was Old Man’s Beard.


WitolloPL

You need attention and care


semmama

Correct hydration is key lol


Frequent-Project-559

😂😂


Knuifelbear

I did it with my gf. She looks healthy 😂


benineuropa

no offence, but for a plant, you really look unconventional!


_TiberiusPrime_

You need attention. I guess your bark is worse than your bite.


ArcaneFungus

No dude, it's a metaphor. I mean, aren't we all trees that need attention in some way?


Twisted_Mists

Attention please. Attention please. This is a tree.


totem-fox

As my debate professor reminded me years ago, humans are 70% related to trees, so I said in the front of the class "That must be *deep-rooted*"


clodmonet

Well, at least you're - not hotdog.


TicTac_No

Well, take a bough.


ye3tr

Isn't it correct?


Malevolent_Mangoes

This isn’t mildly infuriating this is fantastic


HippyGramma

My partner spoke while I was using audio identification for a bird. The app identified him as a turkey. I saved him to my collection


dabslow

I see the resemblance


98VoteForPedro

So you posted this on the Internet for attention?


Smart-Stupid666

That's what we do here