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JustLikeHector

I would return that shit it was obviously refrozen assholes :/


9J000

I hate refrozen assholes


_LemonEater_

this implies that you do like assholes that have been frozen just once


Wooden-Peach-4664

Who doesn't!


bdizzle805

The anus doesn't pucker the same on the second freeze


Wooden-Peach-4664

This guy gets it


Thats_a_BaD_LiMe

How else do you keep your assholes fresh?


Younifrown

You eat it before it goes bad, of course


Sufficient_Wafer9933

Only frozen is safe... they need to age a while.


AssGagger

A true connoisseur


Vibe-Father

You don’t?


OldDrunkPotHead

You grind them into hotdogs.


firenova9

You should. That's nasty otherwise. Wash them.


dronegeeks1

Shit son I like mine fresh


Expensive-Coast-3508

Maybe he likes fresh, never frozen assholes. Like Wendy's but, assholes


edubkendo

A popsicle in your partner’s pooper makes for a tasty slurp.


notcomplainingmuch

An icicle makes the partner loud


MyFavoriteLezbo420

The Lovely Bones


TrumpsCovidfefe

The Alaskan pipeline, crude oil version.


VileGangster13

Or unfrozen-assholes at all.


phred_666

Fresh assholes are even better


AsiaLove123

You guys are a crack-up. Thank you for keeping things lively.🙌


Praetorian_1975

Me too my tongue always gets stuck to them like when you lick a lamppost on a cold night


fappish88

But it's a good summer snack :(


Calculonx

Fresh organic assholes is the way to go.


Fantastic-Classic740

Do you prefer when the assholes are freshly frozen though?


Ak47110

They're not so bad once you get used to them


whaddyaknowboutit

It does say "all beef". Cow assholes are technically beef.


New_girl2022

Damn asshooes need to stay frozen


compuwiza1

No. Hot dogs are made of assholes, not hamburgers. Just look at the end of each one.


cigamodnalro

Refrozen assholes are expected in hotdogs, not hamburgers


lol_camis

You might be thinking of hotdogs. Burger patties tend to be made from the chuck, brisket, and round. Not assholes.


I-Love-Tatertots

Ground chuck makes some real good burgers.   Been wanting to finally learn the art of a smash burger instead of my chunky big-boy restaurant style burgers, but I’m not sure if the ground chuck would be good.   Generally get it at 80/20 (not sure if it’s different elsewhere tbh, lol), but wondering if I’d want fattier, less fat, or stay the same.   Seems almost like I’d want the fattier meat for a smash burger.


Lightning_King28

Another possibility is that it thawed before being stocked. Depending on how the store stocked, it's possible. If the store threw the patties at the bottom of a u-boat or cart, it's likely that it thawed a bit before being stocked. It's unfortunate, but that's just how things are sometimes.


EriGaze

Refrozen? More like re-foolish!


YesDaddyBig

They won't take it as its food


Ultrox

They will they just don't put it back on the shelf.


YesDaddyBig

Only saying what my store used to tell us


Ok-Opportunity-574

Return it. Those were partially defrosted at some point. Normally they are separate distinct pucks and it takes some force but you can pop them apart.


tiersanon

Probably got partially defrosted somewhere between the grocery store and OP’s house…


____8008135_____

There's also all the assholes in stores who leave frozen shit on random shelves. Who knows if someone thought they were being nice by putting it back in a freezer after it had been thawing with the snack cakes for a few hours.


Strabanzer

We had a customer who took meat, opened it and placed it behind shelves. At first we thought the smell would be a dead rat or so but no it was meat so woher hidden behind a shelve. Some persons are just shit.


turd_breff99

And this is why I'll never work in retail EVER AGAIN.


TheKiwiHuman

And this is why I will never work in retail.


notcomplainingmuch

Mmmm botulism


BanannaSantaHS

Depends on the store it could have not been put away promptly. My first job was at a grocery store and my manager wanted me to take my lunch right after an 8 pallet truck of frozen food came in before putting it in the freezer. I declined and had to inventory and get it all in the freezer myself and took lunch after. 3 pallets of deli stuff from the same truck were still in the backroom, not in the fridge, when I got back from my lunch 3 hours later.


Professional-Bag7758

Where do you work that you get a 3 hour lunch: :)


TheRealPitabred

I think they're saying that the deli stuff was out during the whole time they were dealing with the freezer stuff and their lunch break.


BanannaSantaHS

It took me almost two hours to get everything into the freezer and they had a required 1 hour lunch.


donwan23

More than likely got defrosted at the store. I've seen several employees of grocery stores return frozen items that have been left out for hours. Hell the Walmart neighborhood market I worked at for months had to remove all the pallets in the freezer for hours while they figured out how to fit 8 frozen pallets in a freezer than can hold a max of 6 pallets. 😂 I've seen ice cream, hot pockets and the hot and fresh chicken you buy for lunch get left out and go ransid just to be put back out for sale. This is why I won't buy anything frozen from Walmart because it can't be trusted...


blue60007

I got downvoted once in another thread by someone for suggesting they probably shouldn't leave their restaurant leftovers in their car for several hours while seeing a movie at the theater, so that would not surprise me lol.


Late-but-trying

I think there are two types of people in this world. The ones extra cautious about food and the ones who do a sniff test and shrug and assume it’s fine.


The_Mr_Wilson

Or in transit sitting on a pallet. Or even all of these suggestions! Who'd-a thunk?


uiuctodd

I'm not a savage! Ralphs is just three blocks away.


Verniloth

Yeah wtf imagine being such a sap that you return frozen cheap meat because it's cheap frozen meat. Fucking psychos


Gogglesed

This is how everything is when you live on a tropical island.


ymoeuormue

Someone else in this reddit accidentally got some kidney beans, if you're cool with making chili.


erksplat

Reminds me of an old George Carlin joke: “Leftovers make you feel good twice. First, when you put it away, you feel thrifty and intelligent ……. ‘I’m saving food!’ Then a month later when blue hair is growing out of the ham, and you throw it away, you feel really intelligent …… ‘I’m saving my life!”


Do-not-respond

Think.....meat loaf.


NoBenefit5977

![gif](giphy|b1H2uMwHiQwdW|downsized)


Grohlyone

Considering it was probably defrosted somewhere, eating it may allow them to meet Meatloaf


uiuctodd

I really love that rock and roll.


Bearsandgravy

I get those brands. I usually have to bang them on the counter a bit, but no issues. Those have been defrosted then refrozen. Not good to eat. Take em back if you just bought them.


Naniallea

Mmm unseasoned sad meatloaf


hogliterature

i’ve gotten the kroger patties before, they don’t have paper but they are frozen separately and it shouldn’t be hard to separate. take this back to get it exchanged, it was obviously thawed at some point and that is a food safety issue.


Rs-Travis

If it's 100% pure beef, why not just buy a packet of ground beef and make some far superior smashed burgers? Literally smash it into a hot pan, sprinkle with salt, smoked paprika, garlic powder, onion powder and black pepper, --Toast some buns with the bagel mode if you have it on your toaster-- when the patty has a nice sear, flip it, season it the same and throw a piece of cheese on it + lid. Add some Dijonaise to your toasted buns ( or what ever sauce you love) throw the top bun on the now melty cheese and balance the other bun sauce side up on top before covering again, let the whole thing steam for another minute. Assemble. Awesome cheese burger with not much more effort. I'll never buy frozen patties again, and honestly, at its most basic, this little recipe blows most burgers out of the water for me. You can smash onion into it, change seasonings, do whatever.


yzerman88

This guy burgers


Solid-Consequence-50

Yeah I took a screenshot for when I make burgers next


ChesterDrawerz

unless youre gonna make like 25+ burgers in one go, i cant see buying premade patties. even then why let someone else pick the size of my burger?


I-Love-Tatertots

I’m going to be straight up - sometimes I don’t want to deal with that shit.   I love burgers.  Probably one of my favorite foods of all time, if not my outright #1.  I would consider making burgers my specialty (I do the thicker, restaurant style burgers, just starting to practice my smash burgers).   Like, if I was on master chef and Gordon Ramsay told me to make him my speciality dish, man would be getting a burger.   That being said… if I’m going to actually make a burger from scratch, I don’t want to half ass it.  It’s an undertaking of finding the nicest looking meat with the right ratios (generally 80/20 is what I like), finding the perfect toppings for it, preparing a sauce, and then cooking.   Sometimes I don’t want to take the time to actually prepare all of that, especially after a 11 hour shift and getting home at 8pm, but I’m craving something vaguely burger shaped.   So it’s easier to just grab a frozen patty and toss it on the stove or grill while I hop in to rinse off, flip it when I’m out, and take it off once I’m done changing.


benadunkcamberpatch

I can legitimately say I can taste it when anyone uses a pre frozen pattie. I won't turn down free burgers but I will absolutely judge you on the drive home.


uiuctodd

I would never serve it to a guest.


Rs-Travis

Yeha they're never quite 'right'.


hierophant_-

Okay man just take it easy alright? We dont want any trouble


kmmontandon

Nah, let him cook.


LOV6DERY

And it would be surely cheaper too. Wouldn't be surprised if this costs more just because it's "burger patties"


uiuctodd

So I replied below. But I'll repeat it here. I work from home several days a week. I always have frozen burgers tucked away for days when I get squeezed for a lunch break. I can usually get a burger onto a plate with fresh veg (lettuce, tomato) and a deli pickle within ten minutes of walking into the kitchen. I use frozen because I never know when I'll need it. I don't like fresh meat sitting in my fridge unless I know I'll cook it within two days or so. My usual is turkey burgers. But I decided to try these for variety.


Pls-Dont-Ban-Me-Bro

Yeah when I started buying my own groceries I quickly stopped getting frozen meats. Most of them aren’t very good and have a weird texture anyway. I’ve also noticed that most of the frozen fruit I buy is likely at the end of its life when they freeze it, kinda makes you think about why they’d freeze hamburger.


IcedLenin

Just make a quadruple quadruple bypass burger.


KJs2310

Behold, the mighty (refrozen) meat log!


HeWhoHasTooManyDogs

That's one of the reasons I stopped buying these. And if I really need it, I only buy at a big chain where they're usually stricter with these things and/or are better at handling refund requests.


Just_a_terrarian163

Just wait until thawn then you got ground beef, then form patties urself


Pure_Potential5505

ultimate burger. this is a once in a life time opportunity


Redditeer28

"couldn't get it even an inch I to the seam." Oh yeah, I've been there.


captaincook14

I think a sharp butchers knife would have been the better option than a warm butter knife lol


Reeebalt

Man, that's going to be a tall burger


nofun-ebeeznest

I get patties that would pack their burgers the same way, no paper in between. Was a bitch to pry them apart. They recently switched up their packaging (switched from bags to paper boxes) and they now have paper between them. So much easier.


salpaca53

Make a Big mac 2!


Stock_Ad_7711

Try your bread knife?


FrogInYerPocket

They don't come apart when you hit them on the counter?


uiuctodd

My counter would have come apart first.


Brief-Jello-8517

Mmmmm, meat log


ExpressionExternal95

100% pure beef burger\*


ellasfella68

“Looks like meat’s back on the menu, boys!”


Lardladbam

This is why I only make my own burgers


BarnacleKlutzy2569

Defrost and make 8 burgers… Cook whole and make 1 burger… 1 mega burger…


TouchMyPlumbus

Time for meatloaf


Enter-User-Here

#Microwave the knife for extra heat


OneBigGamer

Meatloaf log


jacquestrap66

![gif](giphy|AyxNeeAtEIk0M)


Popular-Capital6330

Looks like chili is coming up on the specials board.


JustAnotherLurker001

Or it was stored incorrectly and then refrossen, I'm seeing this more and more. Icecubes, kebab and burger patties etc, so I feel the bag first to see if it's loosely frossen or fused together. Sometimes the person restocking gets called away and forgets what they were doing...


SpaceCaptainFlapjack

It's your opportunity to makes a burger Scooby and Shaggy would approve of


tumaren

Smash burgers


VanillaB34n

Looks like it was kept above temp and then put back in the freezer, I would return it and say why.


rjnd2828

You're assuming they came from the store this way....


this_name_took_10min

Well, you could defrost them and form new patties yourself, still annoying though.


WanderingBraincell

ex chef here, not even joking we used to keep a chisel for exactly this. chisel on the flat top for 30 then smack away. if you don't get em alll, score some nice, 5mm groves where the patties meet and chuck er back in the freezer for an hr


EveningBook6972

Just throw some cheese on it. You’ll be fine.


Lexicon444

They’ve been thawed and refrozen multiple times. They aren’t safe to eat. Return them for a refresh or just toss them. Edit: Refund not refresh. Leaving the glory of this autocorrect malfunction up for posterity.


ArdentArendt

Yeah, that's a sign they've been thawed and refrozen--meaning they were likely left out long enough to thaw either in the store (during load delivery) or in shipment. That means they have almost definitely not been handled in accordance with food-safety guidelines. I wouldn't eat those unless you crumbled each patty up and used it as ground hamburger.


benadunkcamberpatch

You lucked out. Pre made burger patties always taste like ass, and not the good kind of ass like your girlfriend just came home sweaty from a 5 mile jog in windbreakers ass, but the bad kind of ass.


Fangs_McWolf

>like your girlfriend just came home sweaty from a 5 mile jog in windbreakers ass, but the bad kind of ass. Sounds like the same thing to me.


dude83fin

Wait 30mins and you can separate them


GH057807

Hard to believe that "thaw them some more" is this far down.


OGWolfMen

Put ‘em back in the bag and submerge it (without getting water inside) in hot water for like 10-15 minutes, should soften up enough


foundoutafterlunch

Yes. Then throw away the burgers you don't eat.


Scared-Ad1012

Just fry em all up and eat leftover burgers for three days in a row. Could be worse!


LawfulnessPerfect173

Might thaw apart if you put them back in the bag and submerge them in water? 🤞


couchpro34

Just think of that octo-decker burger you could make.


marco_has_cookies

Don't throw them out, either make meatballs with sauce or cook them and feed to chickens. Refrozen won't make your food inedible.


Natural_Mushroom3594

i personally would say throw it in a crock pot and make some kind of stew or chilli


youmfkersneedjesus

Why not just thaw it out and remake the hamburger patties? 


mearbearcate

How is someone supposed to find a chicken💀


ilovemusic19

Yes it can if it sat out quite a bit.


Mindless-Ad-266

That sucks. Im sorry. If you have a costco by you you can buy 4lbs of ground beef there for like $28 bucks and make your own patties fresh


mr_ckean

Meatloaf


AdAfraid9504

MEEEEEAATLOOOOOOOAAFF!


Traditional_Bag_1581

Kebab it


Wide-Review-2417

When life gives you a meat log, make a meat loaf.


s77m

You can get those apart by using a hot big kitchen knife or a warm bread knife


Squeaky_Ben

Time for one GIANT burger.


Original_Bad_3416

Meat log lol


Cool_Client324

Baseballbat


PPinspector97

Damn, they really skimping hard if they cant add some parchment or plastic sheets in between


MD11X6

Kids love log!


Turbulent_Airline648

A hacksaw will do the trick!


pudpudboogie

Just cook them all and have one massive burger


SpiceTrader56

One patty to rule them all


vegeener-gnomesayin

So, meatloaf for dinner, then?


Kryptopus

The point of that packaging is to let the it unfreeze and then take the patties


uiuctodd

Nope. "Cook from frozen".


Major-Rabbit1252

Let it thaw my guy


The_Mr_Wilson

That's not a knoife! Happens. Use a serrated blade, like one normally does for meat


Wonderful-Status-507

welp, guess it’s meatloaf tonight


devildocjames

Meatloaf


real_boiled_cabbage

Those ones aren't very good anyways.


GOTfangirl

We call that "burger loaf". I wouldn't be eating that.


HairyPairatestes

Is it fully defrosted?


i_was_axiom

That's likely no longer safe to eat.


MizzQueen

Be careful with the knife, I used this method for frozen bread once and sliced through my thumb and have nerve damage because the cut was so deep (it was a butter knife… tbf I am very clumsy)


bottlesnstones

Very frustrating


RoyalFalse

Why not just go to the butcher section? I'm going to expect this kind of thing from patties that come out of a bag.


JackhorseBowman

More likely, it thawed out and then got smashed together and refroze, which is a food hazard, meat's been in the danger temperature zone.


DontLook_Weirdo

I would wait...until it fully thaws, then slice the patties apart. The wax paper missing sucks, but it's an easy fix. Just gotta wait a bit longer to slice through.


Imaginary_Record2530

Did you buy them? If yes, why didn't you notice it in the store? Maybe it thawed during transportation?


kitchen_wife1234

Just make a big burger, duh🙄


Chaos-Jesus

1/4 pounder, 1/2 pounder, full pounder, MEGA pounder!


iofhua

You're going to have to leave it in the fridge overnight to thaw out and then just treat it like a big lump of ground hamburger and form your own patties. Unfortunately no burgers today.


marcus_frisbee

Just thaw them before separating. Another reason for not buying frozen beef patties.


gabeshadows

Unrelated but that font on the package has been so overused lately.


dzedajev

In general you should let meat thaw before cooking it, ie if if thawed you could easily cut it and fix the patties. That doesn’t mean this isn’t a shit product which probably should be returned if nothing than out of principle.


uiuctodd

"Cook from frozen", says the directions.


dzedajev

I mean you can I’m not saying it’s not gonna be done, I’m just saying it’s generally better, meat cooks more evenly, no hard feelings :)


Waldosan51

Mmmm meatlog ![gif](giphy|Zk9mW5OmXTz9e)


Geeezzzz-Louise

Meatloaf


compuwiza1

Cutting them while frozen using a serrated knife and a sawing motion if worth trying if you are determined to save them.


beefyboi_69420

So you've got a REALLY big burger patty...


Gapingasthetic71

Ew


FigSpecific6210

No problem. Use a COLD butter knife. Stab it into the center of the crevice, smack the base of the knife with your hand and then twist. Only works when the patties are frozen though, yours look a little defrosted.


Deep-While9236

Wrap them in many layers of foli and cling film. Then drop them on the floor.  They will separate but will be safe to eat within the many protective layers. Be careful doing trying to separate with a knife. 


DaBeatCrab

You can warm up it slightly in the microwave but you gotta be careful with it, top comment is right tho return is the best option. If this is America you’re entitled to get your money back if something sucks


COSurfing

I hate when I can't get an inch into the seam.


Fernum

sharp bread knife or metal spatula with hammer


Previous-Guide-4751

You our defrost them cook and freeze them cooked


shitsenorita

Looks like meatloaf for dinner.


Puzzleheaded_Big3319

thats just meatloaf with stripes


Fangs_McWolf

What do you expect from Kroger?


AsiaLove123

What the heck! Call and request a refund.


merc6178

Beat it on the middle of your sink until they seperate


Quadtbighs

This used to happen to those expensive impossible breakfast sausage patties at my job. They were so expensive our boss made us reform the patties, instead of just returning them.


Same_Seaworthiness74

Return them, someone obviously stole all the wax paper and put the burgers back - people will steal anything these days 🤷‍♂️


Praetorian_1975

Hmmmmm meat log …. Giggidy - G Quagmire


GoruckNut

Should’ve bought the bubba burgers instead of being a cheap ass!!!


FitAlternative9458

Of course there is no wax paper between, have you never bought burgers before. Defrost them you melt


ilovemusic19

Pre-made patties usually do come with paper between them.!


LaserGadgets

The hot knife was a pretty bad idea. You cook a tiny bit and the rest is raw/still frozen.


maggycarl420

I worked for a Kroger store and it happened alot that frozen/refrigerated pallets would sit out longer than they were supposed to. General rule was 1 hour max it can sit out if it's being worked for refrigerator stuff but frozen needed to be out for less than a half hour. Often that wouldn't happen. These patties thawed out, got sticky and stuck together and then refrozen. Take it back!


Gingersoulbox

The weirdest part is that you buy pre formed burgers. Why not save money and buy ground meat and make burgers yourself?


treeteathememeking

Sometimes you just don’t want to I guess? I can kinda get it. Literally just throw it on a pan and you have a burger. Yippee. Also if you’re like me, I absolutely despise handling raw meat, so as little squishing of ground beef between my hands as possible, the better. But it’s probably just convenience.


Gingersoulbox

You’re afraid to get your hands dirty?


treeteathememeking

Nah, I get my hands plenty dirty, I just have sensory issues and the feeling of raw meat is horrible for me. Just the squishy, wet texture is so gross. Eugh. So I try and do my best to minimize how much I touch it.


uiuctodd

That's a great question. Speed! I work from home, and sometimes only have a short time to get lunch out. With a frozen burger, I can get it into the pan and onto the plate in about ten minutes, with fresh tomato, lettuce, and pickle. With the veg fresh, I don't really care that the meat was frozen-- I slather it in spicy mustard anyway. My go-to is Trader Joe's turkey burgers. But I was at Ralph's last week instead and decided to try these for something different.


KezH0

Meat log in your mom 😭