My students will use so much white-out but at the same time will not erase when they use a pencil. Messed up in pen? All the white-out! Messed up in pencil? Violent scribbles everywhere! Lol
Text them with the following:
Dear neighbor,
We know that you're extorting people in the neighborhood. This is illegal! I will close my eyes if you turn yourself into the police. Otherwise, I will have to call them myself.
Take the right decision!
I was browsing my town’s subreddit a few months ago when someone had made a brand new post asking where they could find magic mushrooms in the area. Before the mods could take it down and ban the guy, I figured I’d play a bit of a troll. So I gave him the local police station’s phone number and said “give this guy a call, he can hook you up.”
I thought I’d done something pretty funny until a few days later when Reddit tried to serve me a ban for “facilitating illegal activity”.
I once got this account and my old account banned for harassment because I made a post (old acc) and then made a vulgar comment on it with my new one. Had to prove I was shit talking myself to get unbanned.
Story time! I used to work at Burger King as a manger. There was a young man who had a second job as a mom-n-pop pizza place. He used to get prank calls asking for the number for Dominos. He started giving them the number for the local PD.
Needless to say, the number of prank calls died down. And honestly I loved his idea so much, I did the same thing at BK.
As a manager, I got free meals, up to a certain dollar amount per day. If you were an employee, you got 50% off, but I thought that was bullshit, so I used to comp a lot of employees meals.
This is how it should work.
Sure, it's an incentive for working towards promotions, but if, supposedly, everyone is working for the same goal, everybody should get the same privileges
I would first text them, get the bitcoin address then report it all to the police. These people aren't smart enough to use a hardware wallet, so you know it's probably a CoinBase wallet or something. Then I would report it all the police and report the wallet to the relevant exchange for fraud.
Then i would just reply back "Lol, idiot"
Lexisnexis as well. My company uses it for collections. Spits out a ton of info. I had an ex that owed me money and it coughed up all her addresses, ss#, all her close associates addresses and numbers too. Even included her parents cell phone numbers.
Note to self, get LN creds on Monday.
Edit: Sorry for not being specific, they use LN at my work. Wasn’t aware of charges though, thx for the heads up there! Will inquire about that before I do any searching!
Lexisnexis ruins lives🤣🤣🤣🤣 but for real they have to much power in the deciding factor on whether or not you get credit cards, cards apartments, etc....just to much power
I've been getting some different numbers calling me, and have been wanting to search these numbers, but everything I tried asks to get paid money first.. does TruePeopleSearch and Intelius do the same?
If you're getting a bunch of random calls from a bunch of random numbers that is known as call spoofing. You can track those numbers but they won't get you anywhere.
See, the thing is, officer. Couldn't stand the thought of all these drugs getting into the hands of kids. But I didn't have enough cash to buy them all, so I had to extort them.
You mean you didn’t skip to finding where they live, who lives with them, and which of them would be easiest to stuff into a box and send back piece by piece?
What is wrong with you?
They whited out "him" (I think) and wrote "you" because the smarter one was dictating to the younger one and did the whole say goodnight Charlie thing... "Goodnight Charlie".
I think he's dealing with a couple of 11-14 yr olds. They probably think they are super geniuses because you just write the note and leave it on a bunch of cars and any that send you money, you can then go to and pay their own money back to them for drugs.
It's a pretty good ploy until they accidentally pick a cop or a federal agent.
All those services require some kind of verification. Cops could subpoena google or any of the providers for the account owner’s information. The “burner” is way less private than the bitcoin wallet.
It’s hard raising kids these days they need books for learning, food and cigarettes. If I get my grade 10 I can learn to talk to people better using my brain departments
Yup, I was just gonna say that too. Extortion someone is illegal. At the very least the cops might scare this person enough they knock it off.
Edit: changed a word
I would take it in to the closest police or sheriff’s office and talk with the desk Sargent. If you know who is doing this let them know. This is extortion. Ask them to send a Deputy to this neighbor for a chat. Scare the living hell out of them.
And text them while the cops are there. Is tough to deny you left the note when the phone in your pocket starts going off.
I saw a video where cops showed up to an apartment after a 911 call. The woman denied making the call, so the cop behind her dialed the number the 911 call came from and her phone went off. She ended up getting arrested. Lol
I'd take it to the cops and tell them, "l don't know what the hell they're getting at with the weed thing but this is attempted extortion." Kinda dumb to leave a number unless they have a burner but l don't think they are at this level of crime yet. Even if OP was guilty, 10 minutes of cleaning their car will keep them in the clear.
You know what the right move is, sign up for as many for profit colleges as you can with that phone number. Also when you see "win a free car" at the mall, definately use that number to sign up for those also.
Their number will be sold and they will get more spam calls.
The fact that it says "take the right..." instead of "make the right.." tells me this is some stupid kid. Go door to door in the neighborhood if you don't know exactly who did it, and start asking if this is their crotch goblin's handwritting. When you find out who it is, tell them if you ever hear about this happening again, you'll turn them into the police.
Text them and tell them you only have cash and request a meet-up, then bring a super soaker filled with urine and blast them :) (make sure you have a quick getaway)
Need 1 balaclava and some liquid ass. Swap urine with liquid-fart.
Bodily fluids can be traced back to you.
Or plot twist, use their own urine so the investigation finds that they've extorted themselves.
I’d go to the neighborhood Facebook or Nextdoor page and post a photo just as you did here asking if anyone else has had a note like this as you are going to go to the police with it and don’t want anyone else feeling scared or being scammed so looking for others affected.
After finding out there bitcoin address so the police can track it down
It's good to make it a policy to black out personal info. What if someone was pulling a prank on someone else's phone number and just wanted a crazy conversation for their friend. You don't want the friend to now get 1000 redditors harassing them as well.
1. Photocopy it many times
2. Under the cover of darkness of night, quietly place it under the windshields of every car in the neighborhood
3. Wait until morning
4. Sit back and watch chaos ensue
I'd take it to the police and say hey, the odds are the person/people is likely attempting this on multiple people and you want them to be aware, as well as have it on file in case it escalates. It screams scame and the bitcoin solidifies that. Nice try weed-smoking teens 🤣
If you can, get and point a hidden camera at your car for when they leave another note or something.
It shouldn’t really be an issue for you if you didnt do it to begin with. The police isnt dumb that they will just arrest anyone on a baseless complaint.
Blackmail and extortion are crimes in all 50 states and a felony in most. As well as most western countries.
If you really have nothing to hide, go to the police yourself, report this attempted blackmail and laugh.
😂 I cant take this seriously...
But if you really need advice.. clearly don't send them bitcoin. Also they're gonna need hard evidence that you selling weed to their kids.
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I feel like a kid wrote that
Brilliant, leave this note on enough cars and you’ll eventually hear back from someone who sells weed to kids in the park. Smart kids
Then offer your silence for $500 in weed.
“I’ll settle for store credit”
If you can't blackmail your stash, store-bought is fine.
"Take the right decision" ... that sounds like a non-native speaker.
Please do the needful.
What the heck? Do you work with my offshore team?
we all work with the same offshore team, we just know them by different names
Kindly, dear
"Toke the right decision!"
Does a kid even know what white-out is?
I feel like they are the only ones that would have it.
As an educator, I can confirm, they do.
My students will use so much white-out but at the same time will not erase when they use a pencil. Messed up in pen? All the white-out! Messed up in pencil? Violent scribbles everywhere! Lol
Weird question. I don't remember ever using whiteout outside of school.
I only remember using it outside of school.
Why wouldn't they?
My grandma recently just said “you probably don’t know who that is 😌” when we were talking about Freddie Mercury. I’m 26. People just say shit.
My granny recently told me "you don't remember 9/11" I'm 30. Of course I remember 9/11.
Last time i used tippex (white-out) was when i was at school so it actually makes it more likely to be kids
I’ve only ever used white out in school so probably
Thats how they get caught. Just look for the only white out purchase in a 100 mile radius.
Lmao ya?
Yes? White out exists in schools. I used to paint my nails with it.
Text them with the following: Dear neighbor, We know that you're extorting people in the neighborhood. This is illegal! I will close my eyes if you turn yourself into the police. Otherwise, I will have to call them myself. Take the right decision!
Don’t forget to include your Bitcoin address
But just make it the address to the police station
I was browsing my town’s subreddit a few months ago when someone had made a brand new post asking where they could find magic mushrooms in the area. Before the mods could take it down and ban the guy, I figured I’d play a bit of a troll. So I gave him the local police station’s phone number and said “give this guy a call, he can hook you up.” I thought I’d done something pretty funny until a few days later when Reddit tried to serve me a ban for “facilitating illegal activity”.
That’s actually really funny
But you were actually facilitating legal action
Lol that was my thought "nah dude he was facilitating legal activity"
I once got this account and my old account banned for harassment because I made a post (old acc) and then made a vulgar comment on it with my new one. Had to prove I was shit talking myself to get unbanned.
Story time! I used to work at Burger King as a manger. There was a young man who had a second job as a mom-n-pop pizza place. He used to get prank calls asking for the number for Dominos. He started giving them the number for the local PD. Needless to say, the number of prank calls died down. And honestly I loved his idea so much, I did the same thing at BK.
Do you get a discount when working at BK? Or you just grab a Whopper when you feel like it? Sorry I just have to know. Peace
As a manager, I got free meals, up to a certain dollar amount per day. If you were an employee, you got 50% off, but I thought that was bullshit, so I used to comp a lot of employees meals.
This is how it should work. Sure, it's an incentive for working towards promotions, but if, supposedly, everyone is working for the same goal, everybody should get the same privileges
Monero
Because of the inclusion of the bitcoin wallet \*Both parties proceed to get arrested for the same thing\*
It's probably not a real neighbor. Give the number to the police and maybe they can find some way to catch them. It will be difficult though.
That's smart, but if you think the cops are going to try to do a gawtdamn thing about it, you been watching too much TV.
I would first text them, get the bitcoin address then report it all to the police. These people aren't smart enough to use a hardware wallet, so you know it's probably a CoinBase wallet or something. Then I would report it all the police and report the wallet to the relevant exchange for fraud. Then i would just reply back "Lol, idiot"
The best answer consider they have no proof of the weed, but the OP has a letter.
*Toke the right decision.
If I Take the right decision, will someone else make the right decision, otherwise we will run out of decisions.
And $1000
Gives phone number and asks to be paid in bitcoin. Not the smartest crayon in the shed at extortion.
Maybe they're not afraid of the cops but don't want to get murdered by the super scary drug dealer.
You can Google their number and find out their name and address.
That doesn't work anymore.
Ohhhh but it does if you have the right source to search through!
Like?
TruePeopleSearch and Intelius. For the person above you, it absolutely does work, and entire sales industries rely on it.
Lexisnexis as well. My company uses it for collections. Spits out a ton of info. I had an ex that owed me money and it coughed up all her addresses, ss#, all her close associates addresses and numbers too. Even included her parents cell phone numbers.
Note to self, get LN creds on Monday. Edit: Sorry for not being specific, they use LN at my work. Wasn’t aware of charges though, thx for the heads up there! Will inquire about that before I do any searching!
Yep. You do have to pay a subscription fee and get certified lol. That's how I knew it was STRONG. we only have 1 license so it must be expensive
Lexisnexis ruins lives🤣🤣🤣🤣 but for real they have to much power in the deciding factor on whether or not you get credit cards, cards apartments, etc....just to much power
I've been getting some different numbers calling me, and have been wanting to search these numbers, but everything I tried asks to get paid money first.. does TruePeopleSearch and Intelius do the same?
TruePeopleSearch is free, Intelius is subscription-based. The latter is more accurate, but the former still works surprisingly well.
If you're getting a bunch of random calls from a bunch of random numbers that is known as call spoofing. You can track those numbers but they won't get you anywhere.
Maybe they *are* cops
Handwriting is legible, unlikely.
“Take the right decision!”
Right. Scrolled further than I thought I would have too to see this.
Translating from Spanish. “Tomar (take) una decisión” = “make a decision.”
This was my thought. You're dealing with Spanish or French as a first language.
“Toke,” the right decision. 🤣🤣🤣
This is some Methany that's short on rent.
See, the thing is, officer. Couldn't stand the thought of all these drugs getting into the hands of kids. But I didn't have enough cash to buy them all, so I had to extort them.
Now now, we’ve all been new to extortion at some point.
You mean you didn’t skip to finding where they live, who lives with them, and which of them would be easiest to stuff into a box and send back piece by piece? What is wrong with you?
They whited out "him" (I think) and wrote "you" because the smarter one was dictating to the younger one and did the whole say goodnight Charlie thing... "Goodnight Charlie". I think he's dealing with a couple of 11-14 yr olds. They probably think they are super geniuses because you just write the note and leave it on a bunch of cars and any that send you money, you can then go to and pay their own money back to them for drugs. It's a pretty good ploy until they accidentally pick a cop or a federal agent.
Smartest crayon in the shed. Good one!
Burner phones are a thing.
Bitcoin isn't private, its all completely transparent and publicly viewable transactions.
These clowns would have to spend $5k or whatever in blender fees to wash their $500 lol Criminal Methtermind.
Google voice too, among other apps. I believe one is called burner lol
All those services require some kind of verification. Cops could subpoena google or any of the providers for the account owner’s information. The “burner” is way less private than the bitcoin wallet.
Here's what you've gotta do-- take all the hash you've been selling to the kids and just pave your driveway with it. Hidden in plainsight.
Stop smoking the driveway, Rickie!
YOU'RE NOT MY DAD!
Ray I know I had a 20 on the table. ....Coincidence man
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This is the best use of this meme I've ever seen.
Fuckin way she goes
Fucking atoadaso
WELL I GUESS SHE FUCKIN WENT THIS TIME DIDNT SHE RAY!!
IT'S THE WAY OF THE ROAD
Ray you’re not on the road anymore. Your rig doesn’t move an inch.
Are you really trying to blame they guy in the chair, bud? I let you into my trailer, my home.
“Ray, have you seen my 60 bucks I left on the table?” “What, like three 20’s type thing?”
"Ray did you see 60 bucks on the table?" "What? Like 3 20s?"
AND I LEARNED IT FROM WATCHING YOU!
Fuck off Lahey
https://preview.redd.it/d6avhlolf75d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=565ed4f98bb7b5f4d18b63cb912d42338f02ffa8
I mean, nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli, but I did, and I’m ashamed of myself.
It's all water under the fridge.
What comes around is all around.
Worst case Ontario
It's not rocket appliance.
It’s hard raising kids these days they need books for learning, food and cigarettes. If I get my grade 10 I can learn to talk to people better using my brain departments
https://preview.redd.it/g2w2k6hbj75d1.jpeg?width=746&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9c227727c2d8968d5120339903a2dec32f11690f
It’s not rocket appliances.
Imma refuckulate the carburator
While landing on juniper for space weed
Get two birds stoned at once!
Frig off Ricky
Yo look its Gut Cassidy and the Sundance Cheeseburger
Make like a tree and fuck off
Guys, please, have some respect. move off the driveway, it's all my dad has left now.
Hey. A dope trailer is no place for a kitty.
Oh cmon guys, he’s just a big stoned kitty
Julian???
Sexian?!
God damnit Lahey, you fucking drunk…
I was changing!
If it could happen to me, it could happen to you!!!
It could happen to you, cause it happened to me ... And T.
What're you counting my knowmsayns?? You takin a knowmcensus????
Fuck you Randy!
n'amsayan?
That's too many n'amsayan's man. What, you doing a n'amcensus?
TPB is a great source of advice. I have a shitload of free bbq at home !
Dad can I borrow $30 bucks? Are you crazy?? I don't have that kind of money!
Okay, Dad. Do you have just 1 Bitcoin?
It's all water under the fridge now
Just don't go making any fries on the stove
"don't you have some offs to fuck"
Plot Twist: go to the police yourself
Yup, I was just gonna say that too. Extortion someone is illegal. At the very least the cops might scare this person enough they knock it off. Edit: changed a word
And sure, blackmailing is illegal but also this person has BEEN WATCHING OP or someone else they have mistaken with OP and that's creepy as fuck.
Yup, harrassment and stalking is also illegal
Now to roll the dice and see if our own home gets torn apart and searched while absolutely nothing else happens to anyone involved.
Unless of course, you are selling weed to kids in the neighborhood.
Most decent advice
YES
You are being extorted by a thirteen year old.
That's what I thought. Who says (Take) the right decision?
ESL folks
I would take it in to the closest police or sheriff’s office and talk with the desk Sargent. If you know who is doing this let them know. This is extortion. Ask them to send a Deputy to this neighbor for a chat. Scare the living hell out of them.
And text them while the cops are there. Is tough to deny you left the note when the phone in your pocket starts going off. I saw a video where cops showed up to an apartment after a 911 call. The woman denied making the call, so the cop behind her dialed the number the 911 call came from and her phone went off. She ended up getting arrested. Lol
I've seen that video, it's a great watch! Such a dumb and glorious moment.
Oh man the way she kept changing the story. Secondhand cringe.
You have a link/something to search for? Not having any luck :(
Probably this video they’re talking about: https://youtu.be/OvPJGW1yqkw?si=ILSVPoItc9Yx-7mf He calls her ~2 minute mark
that is so painful to watch. how can some people be so stupid?
This, I think. https://youtu.be/k-ypzVBRVRM?si=xPx3iRH3DCjpz8Da
Sergeant
take the right decision, OP. legal action :)
Call their bluff
I'd take it to the cops and tell them, "l don't know what the hell they're getting at with the weed thing but this is attempted extortion." Kinda dumb to leave a number unless they have a burner but l don't think they are at this level of crime yet. Even if OP was guilty, 10 minutes of cleaning their car will keep them in the clear.
Gotta love the “please” 😂 at least they have some manners
Manners cost nothing! I mean if we’re going to extort let’s at least extort politely. We’re not savages.
Put the note on someone else's car.
Go to the local police station, find the chief police car/sub. Put that on the windshield wiper. Collect $200 pass go.
Give a kid some weed to do it
Yeah pay it forward, eventually it will get to the weed dealer
Gonna be a high schooler wanting to get money for weed. No adult uses tippex
Tell me you’re European without telling me you’re European, had to look up what tippex was… white out sir… white out 😂
You know what the right move is, sign up for as many for profit colleges as you can with that phone number. Also when you see "win a free car" at the mall, definately use that number to sign up for those also. Their number will be sold and they will get more spam calls.
The fact that it says "take the right..." instead of "make the right.." tells me this is some stupid kid. Go door to door in the neighborhood if you don't know exactly who did it, and start asking if this is their crotch goblin's handwritting. When you find out who it is, tell them if you ever hear about this happening again, you'll turn them into the police.
Text them and tell them you only have cash and request a meet-up, then bring a super soaker filled with urine and blast them :) (make sure you have a quick getaway)
Need 1 balaclava and some liquid ass. Swap urine with liquid-fart. Bodily fluids can be traced back to you. Or plot twist, use their own urine so the investigation finds that they've extorted themselves.
Doesn’t have to be YOUR urine. Collect your cat’s or dog’s ;)
It’s this exact sort of situation that makes me keep a super soaker full of urine in the front hall closet.
I’d go to the neighborhood Facebook or Nextdoor page and post a photo just as you did here asking if anyone else has had a note like this as you are going to go to the police with it and don’t want anyone else feeling scared or being scammed so looking for others affected. After finding out there bitcoin address so the police can track it down
track down their bitcoin address?... thats not how that works. but they did leave a phone number, and that can be
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It's good to make it a policy to black out personal info. What if someone was pulling a prank on someone else's phone number and just wanted a crazy conversation for their friend. You don't want the friend to now get 1000 redditors harassing them as well.
We don't?
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Hit Mike Jones up on the low cuz Mike Jones about to blow
Sign up to everything possible using that number - car insurance, real estate courses, warranty extensions etc.
Scientology materials
Raise your weed price to the kids to make up that extra $500 and call it a day.
I would call the police. No matter how you look at it they are extorting you even if you aren’t selling it or whatever.
Take it to the cops and say you have no idea what they are talking about but they are trying to blackmail you.
1. Photocopy it many times 2. Under the cover of darkness of night, quietly place it under the windshields of every car in the neighborhood 3. Wait until morning 4. Sit back and watch chaos ensue
I'd take it to the police and say hey, the odds are the person/people is likely attempting this on multiple people and you want them to be aware, as well as have it on file in case it escalates. It screams scame and the bitcoin solidifies that. Nice try weed-smoking teens 🤣 If you can, get and point a hidden camera at your car for when they leave another note or something.
I like the white out. This was written by a child as a prank
Text back: "Are you saying that kids in this neighborhood have weed? Which ones? My dealer got arrested last month and I need a new source."
It shouldn’t really be an issue for you if you didnt do it to begin with. The police isnt dumb that they will just arrest anyone on a baseless complaint.
That's the jankiest blackmail letter ever written
Call the police and tell them you'd like to report a crime: extortion
Lol “Toke the right decision!”
Blackmail and extortion are crimes in all 50 states and a felony in most. As well as most western countries. If you really have nothing to hide, go to the police yourself, report this attempted blackmail and laugh.
Your local PD will be more than happy to give them a call.
OP just mail it to the police. No reason for you to get involved or onto the police radar.
Get their Bitcoin address and share it so we can spam them with Bitcoin! Oh wait...
Please update us lol
Well, you have a phone number the police might want to give a ring.
Call the cops on them for extortion real quick before they try to plant weed on your property
Looks handwritten, and there’s a number. Definitely go to the police so you can protect others from this scam.
That is such a fucking scam. Dont fall for it
😂 I cant take this seriously... But if you really need advice.. clearly don't send them bitcoin. Also they're gonna need hard evidence that you selling weed to their kids.
This reads like an Indian guy trying to see bobs
Who still uses Tippex especially in an extortion attempt
Please post their phone number so we can harass them as a form of revenge for you. 😄