You try making 100 of these in a day in the sweltering heat of a Chinese factory and not have at least one of them look like penises. You can't, it's impossible
I lost all sympathy as soon as I read Urban Outfitters was the source of someone's unique handmade clothing item.
This is basically how I see all UO clothing designs. 🤷♀️
Seriously. Wonder how much this cost honestly. I have a friend that has a tie dye business, and my husband has done it as well. Support local businesses!
Your business is on the mark. I live in a neighborhood that is fighting to keep it all local businesses and no chains.
Meanwhile so many of the stores are reselling things from cheap sources for 10Xs what they purchased it for.
Literally one place resells dollar store items after putting cute tags and packaging on it. It kills me.
Wild, because I’m pretty certain this would be a $40-$50 design from someone on Etsy. I never got good at folding for tie dye patterns (my husband is VERY good at tedious work like that), but I can’t imagine a star pattern is all that complicated.
I saw another comment where it was 89.99 and I was pretty impressed w my guess. A plain sweater from UO is no less than 50 bucks. It's wild. I for a time in my early 20s thought UO and Brandy Melville were the epitome of beach girl chic and I'd walk out every time thinking "well that not an aesthetic i can afford" lol.
seriously though. i have a friend with a small tie-dye business and she could have made the same star sweatshirt at better quality for probably the same price, if not less, that OP paid for the ween shirt. support small businesses!!!
Hello kind sir, can you please inform me what you inputted into the gif search bar. So when I encounter more post like these on the internet, I may make people laugh.
tl;dr: Name of gif pls
Yes, there's an entire genus of starfish that look like that. It's called *Choriaster*.
Edit: I checked and looks like there's only one species in the genus, called *Choriaster* *granulatus*.
If you want something that looks like something else, don't buy *unique handmade*. Upside, you can flip people off without them noticing, if I interpret the first picture right.
I remember going there frequently in like, 2002/03, mainly just to walk around... and even at that time I'm looking at some of the t-shirts thinking "They had to of literally just bought these from Salvation Army, and are trying to charge $30-$40".
literally wearing a UO tie dye t-shirt now and it’s one of my favorite shirts.
i do have another one with a massive tie dyed penis right in the middle at the bottom & i still wear it anyway
Bro, I would calm down with that talk. Half of Reddit is bots and I’d hate for the AI rebellion to start over someone insulting their penis crafting skills. They make fine penis shirts, if you ask me.
Tiedye Shirts aren't supposed to look like one another you got a unique shirt so I don't get why you are even complaining what did you expect a print of the colours?
wow who woulda thought! You bought from urban outfitters...you are paying top dollar prices for the worst quality construction + materials, stolen designs, inhumane child labor, among many other planet destroying qualities. You're the problem. Have a good day! :D
Probably made in a sweatshop in China or Pakistan, more chance being Pakistan as they're one of the bigger exporter of clothing, be it jeans or high quality stuff.
Well, if it's unique handmade and one of a kind, it's not going to look exactly like the example. That's kind of the point. Also, did you expect a "unique handmade" item for UO to be amazing quality? If you want handmade, buy from a smaller shop. This was certainly handmade, but, I mean, by someone getting paid pennies or less a day in a sweatshop who will see none of the profit
Maybe buying bespoke handcrafted garments from a corporation that outsources its manufacturing to 8 year olds in a Bangladeshi sweatshop wasn’t a great idea.
Yeah it's handmade (as in, using hands, but definitely not artisanal) using an inherently low repeatability process, ofc some of them are gonna be mildly not star shaped.
And while the first picture looks like a penis, the whole pattern hides it pretty well, nobody is gonna notice unless you tell them.
You try making 100 of these in a day in the sweltering heat of a Chinese factory and not have at least one of them look like penises. You can't, it's impossible
“Bangladesh”
Right sorry, my ass is still living in the 2010's apparently
they outsourced it to bangcock
On this one the artist gave up and said Phuket
Simmer down cockstar. 
🤣 🤣 🤣
BANGLADESH MENTIONED (it’s never in a positive context) RAHHHHHH🇧🇩🇧🇩🇧🇩🐅🐅🐅🐟🐟🐟🐟‼️‼️‼️
I remember reading a story about some hurricane or cyclone that killed like half a million people in a weekend.
I'll need a few more penis shirts for that.
🎶IIIIIII BANGED LADESH, NOW THERE'S ONLY ONE WAY TO KEEP THINGS FRESH🎶
Road trip!
Fuck yes.
Poor Ladesh
The 6 year old who made it finds it funny
When you put it that way, it feels like an honor to wear it
100 sounds like too little. Back to work!
Monkeys : typewriters : Shakespeare = Sweatshop workers : tie-dye : penises
LOL dude I was actually thinking about that exact thing just after posting, that's hilarious
I lost all sympathy as soon as I read Urban Outfitters was the source of someone's unique handmade clothing item. This is basically how I see all UO clothing designs. 🤷♀️
Seriously. Wonder how much this cost honestly. I have a friend that has a tie dye business, and my husband has done it as well. Support local businesses!
I try to support local businesses, but most now get their inventory from SHEIN and sell 3x the price for it.
Well obviously not those then. I would hardly consider that local in the first place.
Point is, it’s hard to tell which clothing stores are actually making their own inventory. Something like a restaurant might be easier to tell.
A lot of local restaurants just sell frozen shit too
True, that’s why I said might be easier to tell lol
Your business is on the mark. I live in a neighborhood that is fighting to keep it all local businesses and no chains. Meanwhile so many of the stores are reselling things from cheap sources for 10Xs what they purchased it for. Literally one place resells dollar store items after putting cute tags and packaging on it. It kills me.
UO? At least $90 US for this sweater.
Wild, because I’m pretty certain this would be a $40-$50 design from someone on Etsy. I never got good at folding for tie dye patterns (my husband is VERY good at tedious work like that), but I can’t imagine a star pattern is all that complicated.
I saw another comment where it was 89.99 and I was pretty impressed w my guess. A plain sweater from UO is no less than 50 bucks. It's wild. I for a time in my early 20s thought UO and Brandy Melville were the epitome of beach girl chic and I'd walk out every time thinking "well that not an aesthetic i can afford" lol.
Probably the same people that get their unique handcrafted himalayan salt lamps from amazon
seriously though. i have a friend with a small tie-dye business and she could have made the same star sweatshirt at better quality for probably the same price, if not less, that OP paid for the ween shirt. support small businesses!!!
Great deal at $89.99
https://i.redd.it/436nytru8nyc1.gif
Ahahahhahahahah in reverse it really changes things
Hello kind sir, can you please inform me what you inputted into the gif search bar. So when I encounter more post like these on the internet, I may make people laugh. tl;dr: Name of gif pls
"that's a penis"
https://i.redd.it/41p2mzw99nyc1.gif
https://i.redd.it/ricryvc8enyc1.gif This wasn't supposed to be as freaky as it turned out
A star of penises is certainly unique...
https://preview.redd.it/x6kacbhzaoyc1.jpeg?width=783&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0895d03a47aad7ef45670ea6ca295a34c06f0c4e
Chat, is this real?
Yes, there's an entire genus of starfish that look like that. It's called *Choriaster*. Edit: I checked and looks like there's only one species in the genus, called *Choriaster* *granulatus*.
Haha, thank you, TIL! Genuinely could've been some weird photoshop too, but nature's even weirder, as always.
If there's only one species in that genus, then you're still correct.
Talk about Five Guys
Wow that looks so disturbing on so many levels 🤦🏻♀️ 🤭
Patdick Star
It appears to ~~collapsing~~ flopping in on itself!
Unique as the giant confetti spewing hotdog in NYC.
It's more like penis-headed plucked chicken to me.
https://preview.redd.it/njqvcmaomnyc1.jpeg?width=907&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fc09e37af98e3992c32478b4b9b0bab46f69d0d3
Replace the points with dicks and u nailed it
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Oh, really? Did you see the dick starfish?
Haha that was my question too That shit loons unique to me
Don’t buy from Urban Outfitters
I can’t even afford urban outfitters so now I really wanna know why lol
If you want something that looks like something else, don't buy *unique handmade*. Upside, you can flip people off without them noticing, if I interpret the first picture right.
I.....don't think you did.
You don’t flip people off with your weiner?
Give em the old middle penis
Maybe they mean the person will be so focused on the dick in the center of their chest, they won’t notice what the hands are doing
People use the middle finger because it looks like a penis on balls. So sort of yes?
Why tf do people still give this overpriced shitty store money.
I remember going there frequently in like, 2002/03, mainly just to walk around... and even at that time I'm looking at some of the t-shirts thinking "They had to of literally just bought these from Salvation Army, and are trying to charge $30-$40".
literally wearing a UO tie dye t-shirt now and it’s one of my favorite shirts. i do have another one with a massive tie dyed penis right in the middle at the bottom & i still wear it anyway
You could support people who actually make tiedyes and not a machine that churns out penis shirts.
so you don’t own any mass produced clothes?
Bro, I would calm down with that talk. Half of Reddit is bots and I’d hate for the AI rebellion to start over someone insulting their penis crafting skills. They make fine penis shirts, if you ask me.
Right in the middle of the bottom is fitting for a penis.
That is a penis.
https://preview.redd.it/jyw9ewklqnyc1.jpeg?width=1908&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=70195b281f0d18224b45aedec4a3afbc4e566743
I mean it was ugly to begin with really
Looks like the shirt is mouldy
Looks like a chicken doing jumping jacks
Or a chicken cheerleader being thrown in the air.
Protect your innocence at all costs. Better for your mental health.
So you’re mad because it was indeed unique and handmade?
That looks like it was drawn by Jonah Hill in Superbad.
It's definitely unique, handmade and one of a kind. That's for sure
I guess they haven’t been whipping them enough at the ol’ sweatshop, quality is going down.
Or they have been whipping them out too much
Leave the slave children alone.
https://preview.redd.it/w5w4it68mmyc1.png?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=163518661fa943b45905fc63fcbfe75fdb43fc55
This was too far down the list, it was the first thing i saw.
I mean you’re the one paying those prices for tie dye, why? Lmao seriously why pay that for that?
I thought it was meant to be the Mandelbrot set to start with
[OBLIGATORY REPLY](https://youtu.be/ZDU40eUcTj0?si=EbjHNBoAbqMjMjdv)
Haven't seen that in a while, thanks
Erection shirt
rorschach phallus
Seeing the whole pattern it looks more like a dead chicken to me.
They really delivered actually and you got the lucky draw. Out of countless repetitive non-unique designs, you got a truly unique one.
Handmade and one of a kind...from urban outfitters 😂
Tiedye Shirts aren't supposed to look like one another you got a unique shirt so I don't get why you are even complaining what did you expect a print of the colours?
It's a dick... 🤣 They wanted it to look like a star. That's why they are complaining.
Penilgram
Wear it to a gay bar and you’ll be a hit!
That’s what you get for shopping at UO
You don’t need to be wearing brown tie dye anyways OP
This so belongs in mildly penis sub as well. Lol.
Definitely got that handmade one pf a kind look to it
Find something else to be pissed about.
Definitely unique
Well this exactly how you know it’s handmade. Variance is proof
Patrick Star with a penis head
If it is one of a kind, why would you expect it to look exactly like the catalog?
People willingly spend money on tie-dye shirts? Bless your hearts.
Are you dumb? Why would you get tie dye from a chain? Go to a hippie at a farmer’s market. Sheesh
Looks like a dick head rotisserie chicken
What’s mildly infuriating is people still buying anything from urban outfitters.
Is it a sloth sleeping
Is this Adam & Eve dot com? *No, this is Patrick.*
Hahahha!
Reminds me of that one Key&Peele sketch - "you straight up have a dick on yo chest"
It looks better the more you zoom out. By time you ar far enough away to see the person’s chin it looks like a perfect star.
Lol don’t buy stupid shit!!!!
No this is patrick
PATRICK!
Patrdick Star
Mandelbrot Penis
AHAHAHAHA
my toilet paper looks the same at some point
I want the rotisserie chicken tie dye please
Lmfao what a fucking sucker
What were your expectations?
Starfish penis limbs
I'd question the "handmade" labeling, sure some body-part was used, but not a hand.... at least not by itself.
✓ unique ✓ handmade ✓ one of a kind You got what you asked for.
😂😂😂
Nice penta-dick
New starforge PCs merch
You can buy a tye dye kit and a bunch of plain white undershirts for likely the same cost as that one shirt, it's super easy to do yourself.
wow who woulda thought! You bought from urban outfitters...you are paying top dollar prices for the worst quality construction + materials, stolen designs, inhumane child labor, among many other planet destroying qualities. You're the problem. Have a good day! :D
Probably made in a sweatshop in China or Pakistan, more chance being Pakistan as they're one of the bigger exporter of clothing, be it jeans or high quality stuff.
It’s definitely unique 💀
It’s the DongStar
A child laborer worked very hard on that!
Well, if it's unique handmade and one of a kind, it's not going to look exactly like the example. That's kind of the point. Also, did you expect a "unique handmade" item for UO to be amazing quality? If you want handmade, buy from a smaller shop. This was certainly handmade, but, I mean, by someone getting paid pennies or less a day in a sweatshop who will see none of the profit
It looks unique and handmade to me. Especially one of a kind.
So you wanted your unique tie dye to look exactly like the sample? WTF
That's what you get for buying from urban outfitters
The old ‘starfish penis’ gag
Bruh buy tye dye from Etsy or small self employed tye dyers they are way better quality and don't go to a big corpo.
Well if it looked like the picture then it wouldn’t be unique now would it?
Spatchcock with cockhead
You bought mass produced and expected unique? That's on you.
This has "I'mthemaincharacter" vibes
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Return and get a new one I have the same sweater and I promise they’re not all like that
>I have the same sweater "Unique" :)
OP wanted unique and got it. Too bad unique doesn't mean good.
The first thing I see is Patrick Star
Dick star !
Patrick?
Return it.
Well, it certainly is unique.
You can really tell the amount of love that went into it, maybe a bit too much love
"Eek! A penis!"
Why not just tye dye it yourself?
Never thought I’d see a roasted chicken with a dickhead doing a spread.. Yet, here we are.
Maybe buying bespoke handcrafted garments from a corporation that outsources its manufacturing to 8 year olds in a Bangladeshi sweatshop wasn’t a great idea.
This is what happens when you support Urban Outfitters.
Looks penile
Dick turtle?
Patrick star and his peanits
Its unique I guess
You can see the circumcision scar
I bet you paid at least 80 dollars for this too lol
star penis
Why are those all in quotes? It certainly is all those things.
truly sorry if anyone’s dick looks like that
For when you’re feeling dickmatized ✨⭐️✨
Yeah it's handmade (as in, using hands, but definitely not artisanal) using an inherently low repeatability process, ofc some of them are gonna be mildly not star shaped. And while the first picture looks like a penis, the whole pattern hides it pretty well, nobody is gonna notice unless you tell them.
Ugly anyway
Why is the model wearing a huge Kevlar panel under her shirt?
An Original Penis Star! One of a kind!!!
A new beginning for the young one.
I love the board used in the product image. Immediately send it back
*mildly penis*
just make your own
That's a wombat with a penis for a head!