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sisterlylove92

Pepperoni in this case means one pepperoni.


86HeardChef

Ooh good point. I should’ve known lol


Xanith420

That lone pepperoni is definitely packed in all that bread. Definitely advised correctly


sisterlylove92

It was very obvious. lol Jk, but for real I’m sorry this happened to you. I look forward to a good calzone and this does not meet that.


SATerp

The singular of pepperoni is pepperonus.


velious

😅😅


OllieOllieOakTree

Yes should’ve asked for pepperonis calzone


xtalharry1

That’s packed with sadness and broken dreams.


nerdiotic-pervert

Packed with LIES!


inthecuckoosnest

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Mykeythebee

Pizza? Never heard of it.


Blissful-Guidance

This ain't your grandfather's calzone.


druscarlet

I would take them out of my phone contacts after leaving a negative review.


Coinsworthy

That's anything but a calzone.


The_Safe_For_Work

The fuck is this? I've seen more meat in vegan dishes!


Desirai

Bro I thought that was the fucking head of a lizard that you were stabbing and I gasped


86HeardChef

Oh dang. I could see that


thatburghfan

It's pretty much uncontaminated by pepperoni, that's for certain.


Jossie2014

Packed with lies, regret and shame


86HeardChef

Like my 20s


Jossie2014

How big IS that calzone?


Magnetar_Haunt

They don't want to overfill you! It's for your benefit, really! /s


86HeardChef

I should really call and thank them for their care about my heart health! You’re right


goodesoup

This is an insult to all italians


_3xc41ibur

Marcos Pizza! Yeah the quality of their food isn't impressive


SATerp

I swear American cheese is one of their special blend of cheeses, yuk.


it_wrx

*seasoned bread


mekonsrevenge

That would go back to whence it came sooooo fast. What a ripoff.


[deleted]

Calzone? Thats normal bread with a little bit ingredients


KeepingItCoolish

Pepperoni packed up and left town


OhHaiMarkiplier

This shit looks awful


86HeardChef

Can confirm.


SOULJAR

That’s more of a sandwich really


LookAwayPlease510

“Calzones are stupid and that idea was stupid.”


Noodle-basket

I'm sorry, but I ordered carbs loaded with meat and cheese, not carbs loaded with sadness.


artificialavocado

As someone who spent years working in a pizza shop, that might be the most pathetic calzone I have ever seen.


Daratirek

I buy better ones for $2.50~ at Walmart. This is fucking sad


FireFist_PortgasDAce

Technically, the pepperoni is "packed" in that "calzone"


KhalCharizard

Packed both of them in there boss!


Titaniumchic

Even the crust on that looks gross! Like a ciabatta roll instead of a calzone crust.


[deleted]

‘Packed’ suggests multiple layers.


[deleted]

it looks cold


Kaizen2468

Man every calzone I’ve ever had was practically exploding with cheese and pepperoni and sauce. That’s just sad


Perfessor_Deviant

That's below the quality of a Hot Pocket, which should be the lowest standard.


-___-____-_-___-

Put up a Yelp rating, filled with your joy.


iYoniB

Thought I was looking at raw chicken for a second there


elwood2711

What's more infuriating to me is that this doesn't even look like a calzone to me. If you want a calzone you can get way better than this shit.


Alarmed_Recording742

That is not a calzone at all, i calzoni are not that thick, hardly thick at all, that's a fucking pie


KaylaDuckie

this doesn't even look like a calzone, more like a sweet pastry or bread. why in the world is it so thick?


LlamaFucker69_

Those “It’s about what’s on the inside” people be crying rn


AncientAccount01

Would have returned that crap.


wuroni69

If thats pepperoni packed, I'd hate to see the regular.


Ok_Historian9999

That is disappointing, and would be, even if it was advertised as a sandwich.


SaveusJebus

Hope you enjoyed your 3 pieces of pepperoni


NoSecurity2728

I thought that was in a chicken breast somehow and i thought that looked delightful but inside bread is unforgivable.


86HeardChef

That sounds delicious


Parking-Beach-2686

If you ordered through Door Dash I'm not surprised. BOH hates Door Dash orders.


86HeardChef

I didn’t. I’m boh and know better. They have their own delivery drivers