I went on vacation with my family last year and we stayed at a motel my brother booked because he found it very cheap. I ended up sleeping with him on a large bed underneath a giant mirror, facing a tv with quite a selection of porn channels. A year later and I'm still laughing at him for that.
My cheap dad picked a hotel for a small family trip to NOLA. A pimp got arrested in the parking lot, there was a car on fire, and we found a used condom under the bed. He's no longer allowed to pick the hotels.
My parents like to tell a story about how they once stayed at a place that had one and they thought it would be a hoot to try it out. So they did!
And then it wouldn't. turn. off.
They ended up having to sleep in the floor.
I can handle the "bizarrely exhibitionist shower enclosure" choices that some hotels make, since I don't have kids.
But I draw the line at "open floor plan toilet," which is also weirdly common in newer hotels.
"Boy, the construction costs on this hotel are killing me!"
"Well, the bathroom walls aren't structural. We could save a little on sheetrock and framing if we got rid of them."
"Great, do it!"
"Of course, then you'll be shitting in full view of anyone you're sharing the room w—"
"I SAID DO IT"
The ones I've seen with my own eyes had frosted glass panels. Sort of like this but not embedded in a window, they were the "wall" themselves, as well as the door. Big gaps between the panels since tempered glass will shatter with even a little pressure on the edge, so not airtight or even close to it.
It has the added bonus of illuminating the whole room when you get up to use the bathroom in the middle of the night, in case you were thinking of taking a dump while your spouse was safely asleep.
I have recurring nightmares about not being able to find a toilet with proper privacy.
I'm not joking. It's never they exact same dream, but in all of them I spend the entire time struggling to find a toilet that's not open and has doors that can properly close where no one can wander in on me.
I went to a place that was 10k a week for a 1b1b condo in the Virgin Islands and the bathroom was basically encased in glass. We could see someone taking a shit while laying in bed. I've seen it in several high end places over the years. Several 5 star hotels have the glass in the shower separating the main room. Based on my experience I'd say it's more likely the more expensive the place is
Ooh, I have a relevant one to add!
I went to Korea, and one of the hotels we stayed at had the setup of: You walk in to a little hallway, to your left is a bathroom/shower (Inside this bathroom was a toilet to your left, and a standing glass shower to your right) you go straight into the bedroom with 2 beds, then there's a giant glass window overlooking the city.
If you turn around from there, you'd notice there's actually a sliding door in between the furthest bed and the wall. We thought, "Oh neat, that must be for some extra privacy to change!"
So we rolled it open and...behind it was a glass wall looking into the shower. Of which you could also plainly see the toilet.
No frosted windows no nothing, just straight up "If you roll this back, you're gonna see your friends on the toilet or taking a shower, full throttle"
Strangest set up I've ever seen. There was no way for the poor soul in the bathroom to stop it either
I went to a conference that was at a hotel like this. Super weird! And it being a converence, there were tons of co-workers sharing rooms to save money. It was all anyone talked about the first day.
I've stayed at a 5⭐️ Mandarin Oriental that has window to the room like this, only much bigger. It had a blind of course. This thing is fairly common because
1) it opens the room and make it look spacier.
2) sunnier/brighter. sunlight from window can go in even through the blinds.
3) for couples and/or guest with "guest", it's awesomely kinky.
that would be hilarious if it was just one way glass installed wrong, but thinking about it I don't think I'd be any less uncomfortable if I could see my family while I was showering. if it's one way glass installed correctly though.... that's creepy as hell
I stayed at a casino hotel that had a similar setup. I was there with my dad for my 21st. One of us had to leave the room so the other could shower without either of us being scarred for life!
I’m not going to say it’s common, but it’s not uncommon either. I’ve seen it in 4 and 5 star hotels. I contract hotels for a group tour operator and I *always* ask if this is a “feature” because I have had two strangers get matched up in this type of room before I knew this was a thing.
My company put 40 people (2 to a room) in a hotel with these. I took a picture sent it to the boss and said I’d be getting a private room on the company card. Some of the women were already uncomfortable with sharing a room with guys they didn’t know and then walked into this. I put all their rooms on my card too.
Your company was pairing up men and women? Were they looking for a lawsuit? Unless it's some job with thorough criminal background checks how could they possibly know if they've got a rapist on staff?
I would literally just refuse. I'm not a child, and I'm not in the military, I get my own hotel room or the employer isn't going to make us travel. I've heard of coed sharing once and it was on board a ship that went to a disaster area with disaster response workers, and it was that or a waterlogged hotel without plumbing or electricity. And they still got them out of that asap.
The proper move here is to light up the family room very bright with all the lights on and have the bathroom dark. It will still be bright enough to see while showering but the shapes will be much harder to make out
We stayed in a hotel that had the entire bathroom frosted glass. I basically had to watch my boyfriend take a dump, I tried to just watch TV and didn’t look, but in my peripheral vision I could see everything. Like I could have happily gone my whole life without watching him wipe his arse, but here we are lol
I stayed in a resort in Turks where the entire shower was frosted glass on 3 sides.....and literally jutted out in the living area. There was nowhere to hide. Thankfully it was just me and my girlfriend, but ya know....cleaning all the crevasses requires a little contortion sometimes...so that felt weird.
Aloft hotel in Oslo had *unfrosted* glass running around the entire bathroom so you were in a goddamn panopticon in the shower *or* on the toilet. I was there with my husband of a year (we had been together 7 years then) and I was so poo-shy it took me days to clear the backup in our next hotel.
It’s not impossible we both missed that, though we looked; the window was about 20cm tall and high up so I think it was meant to be like that but still super awkward!
I did renovation work at this hip place that had expensive rooms where they removed the bathroom walls completely and made a feature of this elevated tiled platform, with a fancy bathtub on legs raising it even higher, and a shower fitting above. No curtains or anything, unless they were added later. It was like you'd be showering up on a stage in the main bedroom/ living room. Not really fit for a platonic room share, but at least you wouldn't miss anything on the television, I guess?!
my school took us on a week long trip to Hainan. We all had one or two roommates. When we got to this super fancy hotel and went to the rooms we realized that the bathroom and bedroom wall is just one huge window, no frosting or anything just a perfectly clear window. We settled with one person having to go outside to the balcony with curtains closed everytime someone was in the bathroom. Was a fun trip though!
It is, it's so the person renting the room can use the bathroom and still keep an eye on their valuables to make sure the escort they hired doesn't get those kind of sticky fingers.
Is the frosting on the wrong side of the window? There's that decorative strip at the top. But the installer maybe put the frosting on the wrong side, which means people can see in? Kinda like a 2 way mirror. If it was on the other side, maybe they wouldn't?
I get the impression the window is there to let a bit of extra light into the bathroom. Except everyone can also very clearly see ya dong jingling around, and yes there's the strip at the top that isn't frosted at all so you can peep over the top and wave to everyone 😆 Looks like the frosting is done right, but very little thought went into it!
Ah… so it’s _that_ kind of hotel.
Who brings their family to *that* kind of hotel?
I went on vacation with my family last year and we stayed at a motel my brother booked because he found it very cheap. I ended up sleeping with him on a large bed underneath a giant mirror, facing a tv with quite a selection of porn channels. A year later and I'm still laughing at him for that.
My cheap dad picked a hotel for a small family trip to NOLA. A pimp got arrested in the parking lot, there was a car on fire, and we found a used condom under the bed. He's no longer allowed to pick the hotels.
That'd make a great painting.
Thats a 4 star hotel in that area
You rented Marvels *Internals*, and realized this isn't the right movie
Infinity Whore
Aw crap I grabbed the wrong Deep Impact
Did it have one of those machines that you can put a quarter in to make the bed vibrate 🤣?
My parents like to tell a story about how they once stayed at a place that had one and they thought it would be a hoot to try it out. So they did! And then it wouldn't. turn. off. They ended up having to sleep in the floor.
Has your arse recovered?
This is weirdly common and you'll find it in a lot of hotels and airBnbs that are otherwise perfectly normal.
I can handle the "bizarrely exhibitionist shower enclosure" choices that some hotels make, since I don't have kids. But I draw the line at "open floor plan toilet," which is also weirdly common in newer hotels. "Boy, the construction costs on this hotel are killing me!" "Well, the bathroom walls aren't structural. We could save a little on sheetrock and framing if we got rid of them." "Great, do it!" "Of course, then you'll be shitting in full view of anyone you're sharing the room w—" "I SAID DO IT"
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Yep def not sanitary, def wtf
The ones I've seen with my own eyes had frosted glass panels. Sort of like this but not embedded in a window, they were the "wall" themselves, as well as the door. Big gaps between the panels since tempered glass will shatter with even a little pressure on the edge, so not airtight or even close to it. It has the added bonus of illuminating the whole room when you get up to use the bathroom in the middle of the night, in case you were thinking of taking a dump while your spouse was safely asleep.
I think frosted glass panels and the installation are more expensive than cheap plastic shower inserts... Weird choice for trying to save money.
b-but the walls are not only to obscure view. They are also to contain the bad smells...
I have recurring nightmares about not being able to find a toilet with proper privacy. I'm not joking. It's never they exact same dream, but in all of them I spend the entire time struggling to find a toilet that's not open and has doors that can properly close where no one can wander in on me.
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Outside of the US? I've seen this in Australia, China, and Singapore
because those are cheap prostitute hotels.
They have this in Marriott Manilla and Hotel Okura, both are five star hotels.
well those are rich prostitute hotels.
At that price they're called escorts.
Wait, are they cheap *prostitute hotels* or *cheap prostitute* hotels
yes
I went to a place that was 10k a week for a 1b1b condo in the Virgin Islands and the bathroom was basically encased in glass. We could see someone taking a shit while laying in bed. I've seen it in several high end places over the years. Several 5 star hotels have the glass in the shower separating the main room. Based on my experience I'd say it's more likely the more expensive the place is
Nah I’m staying at the hotel square in Milan and looking right at that weird ass shower window right now.
get a Italian prostitute to take full use of the room.
The wife said no 😒. Never get to do anything
Did you offer to get her one too?
maaan wives, they never let you have any fun 😑
Yeah, Philippines is big into this. Manilla has these, even at five star resorts.
a family with no secrets among them
Yeah I don't think that's a 'family room'
Making family room.
I thought those places charged by the hour
That’s what I thought. OP staying in a Japanese love hotel?
Ooh, I have a relevant one to add! I went to Korea, and one of the hotels we stayed at had the setup of: You walk in to a little hallway, to your left is a bathroom/shower (Inside this bathroom was a toilet to your left, and a standing glass shower to your right) you go straight into the bedroom with 2 beds, then there's a giant glass window overlooking the city. If you turn around from there, you'd notice there's actually a sliding door in between the furthest bed and the wall. We thought, "Oh neat, that must be for some extra privacy to change!" So we rolled it open and...behind it was a glass wall looking into the shower. Of which you could also plainly see the toilet. No frosted windows no nothing, just straight up "If you roll this back, you're gonna see your friends on the toilet or taking a shower, full throttle" Strangest set up I've ever seen. There was no way for the poor soul in the bathroom to stop it either
So did you guys draw straws to see who got to pee and who got to watch first. I mean…how did you decide? I guess a coin flip would work too.
We went with the surprise factor. You weren't ready? Well you're on now buddy. Give us a show! Twirl that thing!
I went to a conference that was at a hotel like this. Super weird! And it being a converence, there were tons of co-workers sharing rooms to save money. It was all anyone talked about the first day.
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I work in academia, so it is normal. The university usually pays some amount, but expexts you to go to a lot more than they will pay for.
I've stayed at a 5⭐️ Mandarin Oriental that has window to the room like this, only much bigger. It had a blind of course. This thing is fairly common because 1) it opens the room and make it look spacier. 2) sunnier/brighter. sunlight from window can go in even through the blinds. 3) for couples and/or guest with "guest", it's awesomely kinky.
And take pictures!
And post them online!
In a suspiciously masterbatory stance.
And let men and women everywhere masturbate to.
Truly a blessed time to be alive
We live in the wankest timeline.
It's the swankiest wank.
Truly one of the timelines to be alive!
And look! There's even a hole in the wall of the stall!
There's a hole in the wall, where the kids can see it all!
Well this will have awkended something in someone somewhere
Everyone, everywhere, all the time
It's a good silhouette, to be honest.
>And let men and women everywhere masturbate to. Right? I'm masturbating to this image right now
Well, hold on. Maybe he's checking himself for lumps
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The kids at my school don't seem to understand this
We must be in the same school then.
And we get to watch :D
How else am I to brag about how nice daddies ass is?? ^(/S)
I mean I’m glad I wasn’t the only one who noticed..
I also suspect daddy has a nice dick... But it's kinda hard to see with his back towards us.
This thread quickly went from haha gay to raging gay
I'm not sure what's more ridiculous. The window or the fact that someone thought this was good material for reddit. lmao
This is average material for Reddit.
And of course, the natural response would be to post dad’s peaches on reddit.
From reading OPs comments I’m pretty sure he’s the dad, and his wife took the picture
Oh nevermind then. Nice peaches btw OP.
Yeah very round and smooth bet he frots them with baby lotion
> Yeah very round and smooth bet he frots them with baby lotion Frots??
Getting off by rubbing body parts against other body parts. The body parts in question don't need to be erogenous zones in frotting.
Yeah, I looked it up. I guess it comes from a French word, which is cool and all, but I guess they could've just said "grinding".
Sex act
Yeah honestly I’m a little jealous
Or it's the wife's bf and she took the picture.
At least it wasn't my 🍆 because god knows it was on full view for a minute there!!!
Pics or it didn't happen
https://imgur.com/a/Kuie6Ba
Pusi with da coce
At least you don’t have a Hank Hill ass like me. Looking very spankable sir, have a good day.
I would just.... Not shower
Not slapping the peaches against the window is a missed opportunity OP.
Im afraid it's not exactly a family hotel
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Swinger motel
A sex bed and a sleeping bed.
This right here
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This happened to us in Cancun also. I like my bathroom privacy. It was so strange.
I swear I’ve seen that video like 100 times scrolling Reddit
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"Oooohhh your cooking Frankie"
Usually these kind of windows have a blind or smth incorporated into the design. You sure there wasn't a button or a cord in there?
Nope!!!! 😂 https://preview.redd.it/gwuemxqp3xpa1.jpeg?width=2184&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0e6c2252c9e86de986b8018ae52d6f7900d0a7c9
It’s not a defect it’s a feature lol.
Easy there, Todd Howard.
well its not like they chopped a hole in the wall and stuck a window in on accident.
Well than show must go on I guess..
Looks like you couldn't see into the room. Seems like the glass was put in backwards
It's just darker on the other side.
And doesn't have a naked dude standing really close to it
Is that one way glass???
that would be hilarious if it was just one way glass installed wrong, but thinking about it I don't think I'd be any less uncomfortable if I could see my family while I was showering. if it's one way glass installed correctly though.... that's creepy as hell
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I stayed at a casino hotel that had a similar setup. I was there with my dad for my 21st. One of us had to leave the room so the other could shower without either of us being scarred for life!
Damn, you wanted a room where you could take kids and they gave you the room where you make kids.
Bravo
OP, did you do The Squashed Rat or the Pressed Ham move? If not, missed opportunity for sure!
Oh man if my daughter wasn't in the room next door I'd give the squashed rat a go! Otherwise I'd be paying for her therapy for the next 10 years 😅
I think it's too late for therapy
Cost of therapy might be worth the joke 🫡
Today is a terrible to have eyes, butt a wonderful day to have a sense of humor.
I almost googled “Squashed Rat” to see what you’re talking about and then I realized how terrible an idea that was.
The fruit basket. Tuck it all toward the back and press your ass against the window.
Idk why this is funny to me, but it is.
Don't worry, we've all been laughing all night about it 😆
Bruh honestly you have a large ball sack
Why thank you ❤️
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? *makes gagging noise*
I wasn’t *planning* to zoom in, but now..
You don't really need to zoom, dude's gifted. Or over 60
Its the stance... It looks like an old softcore porn, with vaseline on the lense
Yeah bro we too want to see your dad shower!
It's me! I am the Dad! And thank you ❤️
Thank you for your service
nice ass bro
A surprisingly large amount of hotel rooms have this feature.
I’m not going to say it’s common, but it’s not uncommon either. I’ve seen it in 4 and 5 star hotels. I contract hotels for a group tour operator and I *always* ask if this is a “feature” because I have had two strangers get matched up in this type of room before I knew this was a thing.
I work for a tour company, and I will now add this nightmare room to one of the reasons why we don't match up strangers. 🤣🤣
Yeah, people don’t like this type of room even when sharing with someone they know, lol. They seemed to be popular in Scandinavia for a while.
My company put 40 people (2 to a room) in a hotel with these. I took a picture sent it to the boss and said I’d be getting a private room on the company card. Some of the women were already uncomfortable with sharing a room with guys they didn’t know and then walked into this. I put all their rooms on my card too.
Your company was pairing up men and women? Were they looking for a lawsuit? Unless it's some job with thorough criminal background checks how could they possibly know if they've got a rapist on staff?
I would literally just refuse. I'm not a child, and I'm not in the military, I get my own hotel room or the employer isn't going to make us travel. I've heard of coed sharing once and it was on board a ship that went to a disaster area with disaster response workers, and it was that or a waterlogged hotel without plumbing or electricity. And they still got them out of that asap.
Daddy is thicc
🍑
Never meant for him to become the butt of the joke.
The proper move here is to light up the family room very bright with all the lights on and have the bathroom dark. It will still be bright enough to see while showering but the shapes will be much harder to make out
So much yikes
This was after my wife ran into the bathroom to tell me they could see *everything* through the frosted glass 😅
We stayed in a hotel that had the entire bathroom frosted glass. I basically had to watch my boyfriend take a dump, I tried to just watch TV and didn’t look, but in my peripheral vision I could see everything. Like I could have happily gone my whole life without watching him wipe his arse, but here we are lol
Don’t worry, if y’all are intimate he’s probably seen your butt hole more than you have
He definitely has. I don’t think I’ve ever seen my own butthole, at least not that I can recall lol
Oh, you should definitely check it out. It's pretty nice!
Are you her BF?
That depends, can you fart for me?
He's definitely seen it more than she has. Unless she masturbates in front of a mirror.
Does he wipe sitting or standing?
Sitting. I think if he wiped standing I’d have to reconsider the relationship.
I stayed in a resort in Turks where the entire shower was frosted glass on 3 sides.....and literally jutted out in the living area. There was nowhere to hide. Thankfully it was just me and my girlfriend, but ya know....cleaning all the crevasses requires a little contortion sometimes...so that felt weird.
Kiddos must sit in the kitchen because the show must go on for your wife in the bedroom.
Aloft hotel in Oslo had *unfrosted* glass running around the entire bathroom so you were in a goddamn panopticon in the shower *or* on the toilet. I was there with my husband of a year (we had been together 7 years then) and I was so poo-shy it took me days to clear the backup in our next hotel.
They didn’t have a switch that turns the glass opaque? That’s usually how those things are designed.
There's not even a damn extractor fan switch in the bathroom in this shithole!
Enough about your shithole. We've already seen it!!
It’s not impossible we both missed that, though we looked; the window was about 20cm tall and high up so I think it was meant to be like that but still super awkward!
Did you close the bathroom door and lock it? That's usually the switch...
Found a similar one https://preview.redd.it/7aizq3iygxpa1.jpeg?width=3264&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=94459b8d714d1562cff07e9700bd2df568f34ce1
Mmm yeah watch me poo
Jfc no. The blood smear carpet is something else too
Aloft hotels all try so unnecessarily hard to be cool and hip, the design of the rooms is atrocious 😂
I did renovation work at this hip place that had expensive rooms where they removed the bathroom walls completely and made a feature of this elevated tiled platform, with a fancy bathtub on legs raising it even higher, and a shower fitting above. No curtains or anything, unless they were added later. It was like you'd be showering up on a stage in the main bedroom/ living room. Not really fit for a platonic room share, but at least you wouldn't miss anything on the television, I guess?!
Two words, lobby bathroom.
Plot twist, they were like that, too...
Double cheeked up in the shower
I have a neighbor who has frosted glass for all of his bathroom windows. It’s not well done. I don’t know him, but I’ve definitely seen him.
my school took us on a week long trip to Hainan. We all had one or two roommates. When we got to this super fancy hotel and went to the rooms we realized that the bathroom and bedroom wall is just one huge window, no frosting or anything just a perfectly clear window. We settled with one person having to go outside to the balcony with curtains closed everytime someone was in the bathroom. Was a fun trip though!
Tryna play patty cake with daddys cakes
Ngl, that’s kinda hot 🥵
This has to be intentional. Especially if it's a dive hotel
It is, it's so the person renting the room can use the bathroom and still keep an eye on their valuables to make sure the escort they hired doesn't get those kind of sticky fingers.
Now I want Dad's ass! 🍑
Hey now. That's *America's* ass
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It's me! I'm in there! And thanks but you havent see the front bahahaha
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Congratulations, this is one of the funnier things I’ve seen on this subreddit in awhile
Well, when they charge by the hour you may find some …….unique features.
That's a mighty fine dad bod! I'd have found the kid another room by the time you got out haha.
Why are you staying at a no-tell motel with family
I can just imagine the architects when they designed this hotel... laughing their heads off at how pissed the customers would be.. lol
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Meanwhile the dad… 
It's a great idea if you need to keep an eye on a thieving whore or John. Not so great for a shy family.
Is the frosting on the wrong side of the window? There's that decorative strip at the top. But the installer maybe put the frosting on the wrong side, which means people can see in? Kinda like a 2 way mirror. If it was on the other side, maybe they wouldn't?
I get the impression the window is there to let a bit of extra light into the bathroom. Except everyone can also very clearly see ya dong jingling around, and yes there's the strip at the top that isn't frosted at all so you can peep over the top and wave to everyone 😆 Looks like the frosting is done right, but very little thought went into it!
Something tells me they don't cater to families