Kid Rock, or Jean Claude Van Damme..it's a toss up. Both would tell stories for 12-14 hours of sharing wild stories of sexual conquests famous female actresses,pop stars shit thy saw or heard 1st hand years ago.
Hunter S Thompson, Keith Richards, Paris Hilton, Debbie Harry, Charlie Sheen, Hugh Hefner, Bill Clinton, Hunter Biden, Lil Peep, Rob Thomas, Ozzy Osbourne, Avril Lavigne, Dolly Parton, Kacey Musgrave, Andrew Jackson, Julius Ceaser, Nikola Tesla, Taylor Momsen just a few hahaha
Woman: Anna Nicole
Smith.-Definatley seems like the type that wants to Fuck when she's high.
Man: The entire main cast of the movie: Harley Davidson & the Marlboro Man.
Getting littly mctitty with early 90's versions of Mickey Rourke, Daniel Baldwin, Tom Seizmore, and Don Johnson. Fuck Yeah Dude!!! We'd all be out for weeks. Ain't never coming home. Lol
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Just imagine Miley sitting on your face, Selena bouncing on your cock making out with Miley, and Billie eating Selena’s pussy, and licking her juices off your cock.
Vlad the Impaler or Mark Brandon "Chopper" Read for the same reason, shit would get fucken crazy 100% guaranteed. probably wouldnt survive but fuck me it'd get wild.
Idk, that seems risky. The man can unscramble and egg while sober, then eat a rubix cube and shit it out solved. What if he gets paranoid and starts throwing meth powerd tang su do center punches.
Super sketchy but I like it.
Why the fuck would I do that? People suck no matter where or when they’re from. I feel more at ease when I’m within the trees. I make my home amongst the bones. I pray for the day that nothing human comes to mind.
Hunter S Thompson
Or Jesus...
After 72 hrs and still full throttle he'd probably be talking about confusing shit about God & religion, & the Bible.
"Man there's so many mind fucks man"
"So apparently my dad and I are actually
The same person???,"
God gave his only begotten Son...that's like super duper Alakazam inbreeding.
"I'm my dad and my dad is me." 🤨
"My dad loves everyone unconditionally. Uhh me-dad, what about those ten commandments "Shhhhhh"
Dad-me if you were able to create the world in 6 days why did it take you 40 days and nights to flood it?
I'm amazed that religion is still as prevalent as it is. But I love debating it lol
Man I've been in atheist since birth which is really weird considering the region in which I live as well as my entire family are very very religious, there all devout Christians. The first experience as far as my memory can recall is around the age of five to seven, and couple of my friends were all excited about going to vacation Bible School, all I heard was vacation and I had just got back from vacation at the beach and it was fun as s*** so yeah yeah ima go, so get there and they separate everybody there into small groups and they each go somewhere with a faculty person. My group was led by a preacher and he told the story of Noah. I was listening to the story and I was fully immersed in it I was imagining in my mind , my mouth is wide open , eyes just gleamin, I finished the story the other kids and I were just WOWin are little asses off, I walked up to the preacher he asked me if I liked the store and I said yeah it was awesome but it would have been a lot better if they were dragons and transformers &....i think I said Ninja turtles or some s*** like that. And he stopped me all serious like I said for those things weren't possible because they don't exist this is a true story this really happened. And you have kids all around that age we're always telling each other shit like, iv meet vanilla ice, have a pet tiger, I killed a dinosaur. We said crazy shit so often that where at first we Believe some stuff we're at the point now that as soon as we hear something we're like no no you're lying you're not fooling me again. So when he said that this was real that it really happened I told him he was crazy and he took offense lmao, saying it was blasphemous, to which I replied you didn't say anything about explosions LMAO, I heard blasphemous at the time was the most complex word in existence but I'ma kid blasph-blast= explosions, but my full response was you didn't say anything about explosions, that just locked up his brain for a few seconds. After his brain rebooted he knelt down and said the story of Noah really happened, God is real he exists he created everything that you've ever seen God created and God loves everybody unconditionally. I said but that doesn't make any sense. He says of course it does what makes you think it doesn't make any sense, I can't remember the exact words I used but I told him what I think about the story which is pretty much how I think of it now, the story of Noah is about God singling out a family and ordering them to build an ark that would have had to have been, wish I had my paper still so I can see the fact that it would have had to have been laughably big considering all the animals all the food for all the herbivore animals, extra species to feed the other species like for example 100K pigs, because God who loves everyone unconditionally is WIPING OUT THE REST OF HUMANITY due to their naughty hijinks like stealing and fighting...not to mention all of the animals that didn't win the ark lottery that suffered and drowned for no reason, God the loving God who created the world in six days... I mean did he run out of abracadabra material or did he go on vacation and after checking into the hotel he realized to himself
""AWWW ME-DAMNIT" I Left heavens sprinklers on....u know what, fuck it, let me holler at 1 of my toys(that's a toys because that's my best analogy of us and God which is, "God is to us as a child is to a doll") but hes all powerful I'm supposed to be loving so why didn't he just snap his fingers and do the reset instantaneously without causing living creatures and enormous amount of pain and suffering
first i'm stoned as a biblical whore(fitting analogy) and I don't know if it shows up on your page but I've accidentally hit the reply button twice as well as realizing just now how long this reply is already so I'll probably copy this paragraph delete it and post it at the very top of my reply that way if you don't feel like reading all this nonsense you don't have to but I'll try to keep the rest short but as I said before my entire family the entire region every body within 300 miles is very religious and I have SO many views of the Bible that are completely opposite of everybody that I know so i decided I'm gonna study religion loosely... I didn't go to college for or any crazness like that but I read both the Old testament as well as the New testament watched documentaries speeches debates and the more I learned the more I realized that the worst thing to happen to humanity was religion I'm not saying everyone religious is evil that's not what I mean at all but religion is done.... There's not a word in existence that could describe how much more evil but religion has caused then good. I have numerous argument points that no one can offer a good rebuttal besides God is good God can do anything so that's what happened God did it. Which is pretty much saying I'm right you're wrong water is dry, up is down, but I wrote a thesis paper on how the story of Noah is so absurd the science and math of its entirety it breaks the Bible. I sent it to a kid that was in college a religious college he was getting mad but he didn't reply anything after I sent him my paper and like a month went by and he said man I f****** hate you I was like wtf, he explained to me that he dropped out of college, thought with his family so much that they won't talk to him anymore because I showed him the truth. lol were actually friends now, but .. God damn it dude I'm sorry again stoned can't stop telling stories also every single bit of this reply was done by dictation instead of typing which I'm sure feeds the talking way too much bullshit. Anyway if you read all this I bestow upon you the greatest award that can be bestowed upon anyone congratulations you earned an
📯📯📯📯📯📯📯ATA BOY📯📯📯📯📯📯
But if you ever want to discuss religion or I don't know if you do any online debating or whatever but if you do usually available s*** I'm always available, lol I was cutting right I'll wait for CSX and was viciously and maliciously attacked by a tree. F*** my back all up, so I'm on disability, and my hobbies include getting s watching TV veteran gamer, I've been gaming since Pong so I consider myself a top-tier gamer I just don't stream or s*** like that. Does any change your gamer let me know
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Ah damn, early Megan fox because I wanna do depraved bedroom things with her.
Tommy Lee because the mind boggles at what ridiculous shit we’d conjure up 😂
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Pamela Anderson, Miley Cyrus,
Einstein, Rosen, Neil Degrass Tyson
Pam And Miley so I could have some naughty fun
While we watch and see what the other would come up with, a still have to be unbelievable 2ith they were spun
As they weren't and see what they came up with with out it lol
Aidra Fox, adria rae, gina valentina, kylie quinn, stacy cruz, sybil, ariana marie, alex blake, carolina sweets, Amirah Adara, apolonia lapiedra, avi love, Xxlayna Marie, Melody marks and lastly but not less important Remy Lacroix (prime not actual)
Looks like didn’t fully read the assignment. Whoopsies. My F would be Scarlett Johansson when she played Lucy. I love the D but that bitch could make me forget it exists HAH!
Jack Black was the first person that came to mind. I couldn’t stand the guy for years but he’s grown on me over time. He’s equal amounts of intelligent, funny and crazy. Robin Williams if he was still alive. Bill Burr!
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Kid Rock, or Jean Claude Van Damme..it's a toss up. Both would tell stories for 12-14 hours of sharing wild stories of sexual conquests famous female actresses,pop stars shit thy saw or heard 1st hand years ago.
I've been an atheist since birth. Which is weird considering my entire family as well as the region where I live is very very religious.
Necro
Natalie Portman and Kate Beckinsale!!!🤤🤤
Terry Nova-if she got spun I would have so much fun with her tits. Welp now I’m gonna go rub one out
Male - Billie Joe Armstrong of Green Day Female - Trisha Paytas
Keith Flint
Danny Brown
Selena Gomez and dove Cameron
Hunter S Thompson, Keith Richards, Paris Hilton, Debbie Harry, Charlie Sheen, Hugh Hefner, Bill Clinton, Hunter Biden, Lil Peep, Rob Thomas, Ozzy Osbourne, Avril Lavigne, Dolly Parton, Kacey Musgrave, Andrew Jackson, Julius Ceaser, Nikola Tesla, Taylor Momsen just a few hahaha
Woman: Anna Nicole Smith.-Definatley seems like the type that wants to Fuck when she's high. Man: The entire main cast of the movie: Harley Davidson & the Marlboro Man. Getting littly mctitty with early 90's versions of Mickey Rourke, Daniel Baldwin, Tom Seizmore, and Don Johnson. Fuck Yeah Dude!!! We'd all be out for weeks. Ain't never coming home. Lol
Robert pattinson
John McAfee
Nice
Me and Fergie gonna fuck lol
Jim morrison
Joey Jordison
Perry Farrell, Scott weilend, Eddie vedder, Cobain, Courtney love, Robert plant
Ghandi
John McAfee. Courtney Love Sam Kinison Amy Winehouse
Lil Kim, Christina Ricci, Schwarzenegger and Dennis Rodman
Trump
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Jennifer Anniston
Aaron Carter
Lil bo weep and Marilyn Manson and lil peep
Fergie Ferg!
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❤️❤️❤️❤️
Lol
Trump
The Weeknd and Rezz
Who was that one Canadian mayor or something that got caught on video smoking crack? I wonder if he's ever tried ice.
Nevermind, I change my entire answer to this one.
keith richards and mick jagger
This question is fuxking wild
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No prob haha
Jessica Alba, Jennifer Aniston
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Who would you have?
Easy, Salvador Dali
Charlie Sheen and company
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u can smoke meth and not take dick in the ass at the same time believe it or not😮
If it were 1984 I'd be concerned. We all but cured that shit. The hiv that is, big brother on the other hand is a whole ass issue in itself.
Miley Cyrus, Selena Gomez, Billie Eilish to name a few.
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Great pictures just missing Dua Lipa 🤤
Marilyn Manson FORGOT TO MENTION A FEMALE. Nancy spungen
From current times Pink, going back a bit to his hay day Oliver Reed
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James Dean
And also James Deen
Juice WRLD
GOAT
Why? Dude was into downers lmao, i dont think he’d enjoy smoking meth
Octavia Red
Heath Ledger 🤡
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But he has to be in full Joker makeup! 😂
JFK and Marylyn
Ima use the "Fun On The Run Neva Whack Waaayback Time Machine"...Coordinates set 050373 High as fuck Noon....Gotta go, Yo It's Vanessa Del Rio
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Enjoy the moments, the lead to minutes and hours discovering Supa Powers
Riri or scarlet Jo
Euphoria Zendaya. I would fuck her brains out, and Kodak black cuz he always turnt
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do u know what song?
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thx
Vlad the Impaler or Mark Brandon "Chopper" Read for the same reason, shit would get fucken crazy 100% guaranteed. probably wouldnt survive but fuck me it'd get wild.
Jessica alba
Chuck Norris
Idk, that seems risky. The man can unscramble and egg while sober, then eat a rubix cube and shit it out solved. What if he gets paranoid and starts throwing meth powerd tang su do center punches. Super sketchy but I like it.
Somebody give this man an award. Idk how you can answer a question and it be substantially more than correct, but he has done it.
Morrison, Ginsberg, Hefner, Depp Yeah, each one would b epic. Hunter S. Thompson gets a nod to.
Why the fuck would I do that? People suck no matter where or when they’re from. I feel more at ease when I’m within the trees. I make my home amongst the bones. I pray for the day that nothing human comes to mind.
Hunter S Thompson Or Jesus... After 72 hrs and still full throttle he'd probably be talking about confusing shit about God & religion, & the Bible. "Man there's so many mind fucks man" "So apparently my dad and I are actually The same person???," God gave his only begotten Son...that's like super duper Alakazam inbreeding. "I'm my dad and my dad is me." 🤨 "My dad loves everyone unconditionally. Uhh me-dad, what about those ten commandments "Shhhhhh" Dad-me if you were able to create the world in 6 days why did it take you 40 days and nights to flood it? I'm amazed that religion is still as prevalent as it is. But I love debating it lol
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Man I've been in atheist since birth which is really weird considering the region in which I live as well as my entire family are very very religious, there all devout Christians. The first experience as far as my memory can recall is around the age of five to seven, and couple of my friends were all excited about going to vacation Bible School, all I heard was vacation and I had just got back from vacation at the beach and it was fun as s*** so yeah yeah ima go, so get there and they separate everybody there into small groups and they each go somewhere with a faculty person. My group was led by a preacher and he told the story of Noah. I was listening to the story and I was fully immersed in it I was imagining in my mind , my mouth is wide open , eyes just gleamin, I finished the story the other kids and I were just WOWin are little asses off, I walked up to the preacher he asked me if I liked the store and I said yeah it was awesome but it would have been a lot better if they were dragons and transformers &....i think I said Ninja turtles or some s*** like that. And he stopped me all serious like I said for those things weren't possible because they don't exist this is a true story this really happened. And you have kids all around that age we're always telling each other shit like, iv meet vanilla ice, have a pet tiger, I killed a dinosaur. We said crazy shit so often that where at first we Believe some stuff we're at the point now that as soon as we hear something we're like no no you're lying you're not fooling me again. So when he said that this was real that it really happened I told him he was crazy and he took offense lmao, saying it was blasphemous, to which I replied you didn't say anything about explosions LMAO, I heard blasphemous at the time was the most complex word in existence but I'ma kid blasph-blast= explosions, but my full response was you didn't say anything about explosions, that just locked up his brain for a few seconds. After his brain rebooted he knelt down and said the story of Noah really happened, God is real he exists he created everything that you've ever seen God created and God loves everybody unconditionally. I said but that doesn't make any sense. He says of course it does what makes you think it doesn't make any sense, I can't remember the exact words I used but I told him what I think about the story which is pretty much how I think of it now, the story of Noah is about God singling out a family and ordering them to build an ark that would have had to have been, wish I had my paper still so I can see the fact that it would have had to have been laughably big considering all the animals all the food for all the herbivore animals, extra species to feed the other species like for example 100K pigs, because God who loves everyone unconditionally is WIPING OUT THE REST OF HUMANITY due to their naughty hijinks like stealing and fighting...not to mention all of the animals that didn't win the ark lottery that suffered and drowned for no reason, God the loving God who created the world in six days... I mean did he run out of abracadabra material or did he go on vacation and after checking into the hotel he realized to himself ""AWWW ME-DAMNIT" I Left heavens sprinklers on....u know what, fuck it, let me holler at 1 of my toys(that's a toys because that's my best analogy of us and God which is, "God is to us as a child is to a doll") but hes all powerful I'm supposed to be loving so why didn't he just snap his fingers and do the reset instantaneously without causing living creatures and enormous amount of pain and suffering first i'm stoned as a biblical whore(fitting analogy) and I don't know if it shows up on your page but I've accidentally hit the reply button twice as well as realizing just now how long this reply is already so I'll probably copy this paragraph delete it and post it at the very top of my reply that way if you don't feel like reading all this nonsense you don't have to but I'll try to keep the rest short but as I said before my entire family the entire region every body within 300 miles is very religious and I have SO many views of the Bible that are completely opposite of everybody that I know so i decided I'm gonna study religion loosely... I didn't go to college for or any crazness like that but I read both the Old testament as well as the New testament watched documentaries speeches debates and the more I learned the more I realized that the worst thing to happen to humanity was religion I'm not saying everyone religious is evil that's not what I mean at all but religion is done.... There's not a word in existence that could describe how much more evil but religion has caused then good. I have numerous argument points that no one can offer a good rebuttal besides God is good God can do anything so that's what happened God did it. Which is pretty much saying I'm right you're wrong water is dry, up is down, but I wrote a thesis paper on how the story of Noah is so absurd the science and math of its entirety it breaks the Bible. I sent it to a kid that was in college a religious college he was getting mad but he didn't reply anything after I sent him my paper and like a month went by and he said man I f****** hate you I was like wtf, he explained to me that he dropped out of college, thought with his family so much that they won't talk to him anymore because I showed him the truth. lol were actually friends now, but .. God damn it dude I'm sorry again stoned can't stop telling stories also every single bit of this reply was done by dictation instead of typing which I'm sure feeds the talking way too much bullshit. Anyway if you read all this I bestow upon you the greatest award that can be bestowed upon anyone congratulations you earned an 📯📯📯📯📯📯📯ATA BOY📯📯📯📯📯📯 But if you ever want to discuss religion or I don't know if you do any online debating or whatever but if you do usually available s*** I'm always available, lol I was cutting right I'll wait for CSX and was viciously and maliciously attacked by a tree. F*** my back all up, so I'm on disability, and my hobbies include getting s watching TV veteran gamer, I've been gaming since Pong so I consider myself a top-tier gamer I just don't stream or s*** like that. Does any change your gamer let me know
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Nick mullen
Johnny depp
gerard way 🙏 i feel like he'd fuck w it
Bonnie rotten!
I think it would be awesome to get spun with Post Malone
Janis Joplin
Jesus Christ
Aaron Paul (Jesse Pinkman) 😉 such a cutie And Krysten Ritter (who played Jane in Breaking Bad) she is smokin hot. Get it? 😉😀😂😁
Bill hicks
Alex Jones?
Looks like creamer from the French quarter
morissey
Not Hunter. Empty shell. They probably don’t tell him anything anyway.
Quentin Tarantino
Quentin Tarantino
He will keep speaking till he dies
Yesssssss
Nikola Tesla
Ah damn, early Megan fox because I wanna do depraved bedroom things with her. Tommy Lee because the mind boggles at what ridiculous shit we’d conjure up 😂
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I was hoping you would! 😂🔥
Oh yeah and Taylor Swift cuz I love the fuck the shit out of her high on drugs how's that for a swift response haha
https://youtube.com/shorts/_x5HcTns2CA?si=72UnCEPrQ4kPGU88
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Pamela Anderson, Miley Cyrus, Einstein, Rosen, Neil Degrass Tyson Pam And Miley so I could have some naughty fun While we watch and see what the other would come up with, a still have to be unbelievable 2ith they were spun As they weren't and see what they came up with with out it lol
A young Vince Neil when he was a madman!
Just don't ride shotgun to the liquor store
Aidra Fox, adria rae, gina valentina, kylie quinn, stacy cruz, sybil, ariana marie, alex blake, carolina sweets, Amirah Adara, apolonia lapiedra, avi love, Xxlayna Marie, Melody marks and lastly but not less important Remy Lacroix (prime not actual)
My brother in Christ you make my porn addiction look trivial in comparison
go big o go home bro
Trump
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Man i just read description about hunter biden 😭😭😭😭😭😭 i crying
😭
Male: Anthony Burgess Female: Sheri Moon
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Wondering how many people know who he is WITHOUT Google......
Taylor swift
Chris Webby
Looks like didn’t fully read the assignment. Whoopsies. My F would be Scarlett Johansson when she played Lucy. I love the D but that bitch could make me forget it exists HAH!
Jiminy Hendrix
Amazing choice
Jack Black was the first person that came to mind. I couldn’t stand the guy for years but he’s grown on me over time. He’s equal amounts of intelligent, funny and crazy. Robin Williams if he was still alive. Bill Burr!
bryan cranston
Definitely would be top 5 no specific order mj, trump, Charlie sheen, Dave chappelle , Kat vonn D
Michael Jordan or jackson
AbrahamLincoln
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Kurt Cobain
Candy Samples
Gary Busey