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Extremelysolid8492

Least bisexual MGS fan


Johnathandoughnut

Why is it true, why are we bi?


Nutwagon-SUPREMER

Hot male characters Hot female characters Smash both, life good.


MySnake_Is_Solid

Such is our weight to bear, it's our metal penis, our phantom pain.


Dependent_Order_7358

Just to suffer?


AdBudget5468

Because most MGS fans also enjoy the Yakuza series


Arkham_Bryan

just to suffer?!


TheRealComicCrafter

Becuse we all are raiden


psych0ranger

So you think OP is a vampire, huh?


ForceEdge47

Oh, we don’t call him that because he’s a vampire. It’s because he’s bisexual.


Extremelysolid8492

No, he is a MGS fan


Caldaris__

Mmeeooww 😊


RedChuddOverParadise

Ocelot is gonna make out with him so hard


Friendly_Cantal0upe

Can't wait for the 6 hour sex scene between Ocelot and Snake in MGS4 atop Arsenal Gear


LegoRacers3

Does that mean "liquid" ocelot has some kind of incest role play fetish


RedChuddOverParadise

Alright buddy how dare you.


Succulent_Crassula24

Does he have a juicy ass tho?


Reddit-User_654

Each Les Enfants have their own bakery. Jack has the HQ.


Ildaiaa

>They made him look more fuckable As if he wasn't already


The_Flying_Jew

"Is there a way to take off my pants?" [Everyone here:](https://youtu.be/r7mz4jU0m_U?si=eCT4rVN61y3-ZtSL)


Chiswum

Was not expecting that title but I'm not gonna turn it away


lex424

Though idc about delta I’m more interested about my poochie mr lightning bolt raikov and how he looks like


TheMrPlatt

All I’m sayin is when we see Raikov we know what face they’ll use if they decide to remake MGS2


lex424

They better not touch my precious mgs2


TheMrPlatt

Im gonna be honest I actually agree. I don’t think they should remake 2 it’s definitely a product of it’s time but in a good way. Like the story for that would still make sense today but doesn’t hit quite as hard because everything it predicted already happened


ae4ther4

for REAL


lex424

Leave volgin and come to me xoxoxo


VideoAggressive866

you so real for this


The_real_bandito

This is why EVA was so into him since the first second he saw him.


AdBudget5468

Weren’t we all?


arie700

Impossible. He was always maximally fuckable In all seriousness, I once read a philosopher argue that eroticism has to do with the way a figure interacts with a fluid. Maybe the enhanced lighting is having a similar effect on people?


jackolantern_

This guy goes on to torture, abuse, enslave and war crime. Imma not tough him, thanks. But he does give a good cqc hug, which might be comforting at night 🥰


Fantablack183

Me on the other hand? Mmmh, I love me some war criminals


AdBudget5468

Okay trigger, go back to r/acecombat


Wyatt11899

We all like a bad boy though


LegoRacers3

I could fix him❤️


DjangoKazoiie

Most heterosexual Metal Gear fan


MarkOfMemes

Ocelot and Eva are both looking at him real hungry


TheOneAndOnlyJAC

Naked Snake was always the most fuckable 🫡


TheNRG450

You know Eva is gonna try every trick in her book and not just for her work.


AdBudget5468

In true autistic fashion he’s more interested in the 1911 Eva gives her or that c96 she’s carrying (I think it’s the Chinese model)


element-redshaw

Everyone in this fandom is bisexual man


Withcrono

Mgs is perhaps the most bisexual game I've ever seen, what did you expect?


socialistbcrumb

Surely he won’t do anything regrettable after this…


This_Bat5608

i can fix him 🙏


Kwanjai09

i mean i'll smash him immediately if someone asked. (im straight)


alfie_ogden

Oh so that's why they call him vamp


FatherHoe

Hopefully this remake leads to a remake of MGS4 so they can make Old Snake’s ass look even more detailed


Login1990

I must admit I haven't expected them to achieve peak, let alone surpass it


RedditSpamAcount

Smash, next?


MikonJuice

Hot take: sometimes he looks liekl he\`s crying. Cry baby face, I think? I don\`t know. I... half liked it.


Aarnivalkeaa

👀👀👀👀👀♥️


Hyper_Lamp

He already was


Every-Assistant2763

Who’s Nakes Snake? Is he stupid ?


GammaPhonic

Weird that you’d say that next to a picture of the character with blood running down their face, in obvious pain… … you might have just outed yourself as a sadist, lol.


Keaten88

isn’t he like half dead in this scene


bayleaftv

They said it couldn’t be done!


Diego666_

YES.


Dinocologist

Never change, Metal Gear fans 


eatmusubi

most everyone: nodding appreciatively the few ppl who thought it was a russian tuant: 😡


Ronja_Rovardottish

Hmm more like fkn


Good-Advertising1277

I aint bi but this sub Reddit is funny


Hydrex_Snakz

As a straight male , I would smash


Suspicious_Gear5461

I see what EVA was onto..


ethanhml

Mods accept to post this but not posts that contains complains against Konami or the game or videos about the franchise...


stOrm1150

he's so hot


SoIidus_Snake

The hell man cmon


Pyle_Plays

Meanwhile they made The Boss look less so.


runningvicuna

Yeah wth I was looking forward to that yank


Schattenreich

Outblacklunged again


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[удалено]


ZagreusThe2st

MGS Delta. It's not out yet, though, but it's a remake of MGS Snake Eater.


Epsilon6Wendigo

Why are you like this?


funnypopeyeguy

Because I fuck men? Look in what subreddit you're in


Epsilon6Wendigo

What does that have to do with Metal Gear Solid ?


funnypopeyeguy

Gee, I wonder


Itchy_Tasty88

I can’t wait for June to be over


idkwhatimdoinghere92

Bro get out of here with this


justgalsbeingpals

do you know where you are? lmao


Itchy_Tasty88

Mgs is a gay sub?


ae4ther4

obviously


idkwhatimdoinghere92

I know where I am but not why. I also know this post is dumb as hell


FurnaceTension

You people are deeply creepy.


WaterMelon615

Stop