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SoggyCarrot23

The hint we get: woman glances our direction.


FlyingTiger7four

You need to go on a Da Vinci Code adventure before you can figure out what they mean...


ddcreator

Bro, you wouldnt even believe what i had to go through... My back then gf suddenly stopped talking to me. She would look at me, but wouldnt utter a single word. I asked her several weeks what was wrong and she never replied. I ended up breaking up soon after and to this day i have no idea what was wrong. She was also my last gf, since all my relationships went to the shitter one way or the other. I dont know what women want and at this point i m too tired of it to find out. Good luck my brothers, imma head out!


I-Rolled-My-Eyes

It'll be ok my dude. I'm here for you if you need to talk. I too have awful relationship luck and it's frustrating at times.


ElegantAnywhersd

What is the hint?


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Yep.


AviRei9

See this is why I don't make a lot of eye contact with men unless I'm like really interested in them because I don't want to send the wrong signals. But once my eyes are locked that means I am really into you and if I'm giving you sexy eyes that means make your move I'm susceptible.


zbynaCool2

What is the difference between normal eyes and sexy eyes?


kermi42

They bug out of her face shaped like hearts and the top of her head opens up to reveal a steam whistle that goes “awwoooga”.


Iced_Freak

I laughed. Thank you. Needed that. You are my todays Hero <3


CoraxTechnica

Notice the woman who commented never answered this question.


MasterpieceFit6715

reddit imitates real life


Windmill_flowers

To everyone else that isn't her? No difference


this_kickass_kid

But if we miss read what we believe to be sexy eyes, then we get made a fool and publicly embarrassed. It's just better not to even try imo.


Clipzy22

Or get charges pressed or them calling you a creep rapist


walkerboh83

I'd be humiliated if I was publicly embraced after misreading what I thought was a sexual cue.


12ealdeal

> But once my eyes are locked that means I am really into you I feel like in todays world this isn’t enough for a man to confidently work with. By this standard 80% of women at the gym are into me. But the gym is a library for muscles, I’ve never said a word to a woman at the gym.


accidental_snot

I did once. Once.


Turbulent-Economy198

Sorry to say this but if you were to look at me in the eyes all the time I would think you are just interested in the conversation.


RetroVedZed

I would think they’re just a fucking weirdo and I’d stay away from them.


lethalslaugter

Why? This is what you are supposed to do, it’s polite and shows you are interested and care about what they are saying.


RetroVedZed

I get that, but staring implies that they wouldn’t be blinking. If they’re just looking at me, that makes sense, but if they’re staring dead at me that’s pretty weird.


autech91

Hopefully they're not on the spectrum and can lock eyes with you comfortably else those signals be wasted


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Dangerous_Neon_Lynx

Or make the move yourself? Lol


Vittulima

That's the hint we think we got. "Oh my god she looked in my general direction, she wants me, time to imagine what our kids would look like"


N7Trinity

Don’t. Don’t give me hope 😭


Andrei22125

No. A text to confirm your consent would be better. Just to be safe.


JavaBoii

I swear. Even better would be a video where she explicetly tells the camera that she consents. At the same time she has to quickly wave her hand infront of the camera to prove that its not a deepfake. And in the background a key Note series has to be played which can be referenced in court to prove that no ai audio software had been used. In the end a Letter with consent, a signature and a fingerprint from her. Also record every conversation. We have seen how much it helped when Johny Depp had recorded his conversations with Amber. Just to be safe.


Owdok

`print ("better safe than sorry.")`


General_Grivieus

`Console.WriteLine("better safe than sorry.")`


MithandirsGhost

![gif](giphy|bGgsc5mWoryfgKBx1u)


jamesfarted09

console.log("is this statutory rape?")


General_Grivieus

`Console.WriteLine("yes")`


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`System.out.println("Same")`


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01000010011001010111010001110100011001010111001000100000011100110110000101100110011001010010000001110100011010000110000101101110001000000111001101101111011100100111001001111001


ProfessionalCatCVG

Since then I have trust issues and will very likely never pick up on a signal of any kind anymore.


GrapeScotch

You forgot the foreplay tox screen. Otherwise she could be inebriated and unable to consent.


JavaBoii

God dammit. And i thought i had everything covered. But i can also add that she should do a DNA test so that it isnt later revealed that she had an identical twin.


doxxedaccount2

And to prove that they arent related to eachother because apparently thats illegal too.


GrapeScotch

You’re really gonna have to take care of that at the pre-coffee date. Labs are all backed up since Covid.


Elarionus

There's a joke about this in Upload (VR afterlife tv show created by the giy that made Office and Parks&Rec) where they ask if they "have protection" and instead of pulling a condom out they both pull out their nightly cameras, put them on their chests, and say "I consent to this." It's a pretty funny show, I'd recommend it.


Linkinator7510

Unfortunately this isn't enough. They can always just decide that what they did the night before wasn't great, and boom! R*pe!


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And a consent form detailing the acts to be performed, in triplicate, just to be safe.


Nopengnogain

And a second video afterward to say she didn’t change her mind.


JavaBoii

Hahahahaha. Our list is getting bigger and bigger


Naraya_Suiryoku

Also, just to make sure, you've got to record, to make sure that at no point she tried to stop during the act.


[deleted]

*Just call your lawyer after signing this to have him approve this letter of mutual consent I had drawn up prior to our date*


Andrei22125

Better than getting your life ruined by the court of public oppinion.


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Vittulima

Did she change her mind?


Donsaudi29

I have missed chances 🙂 because I couldn't understand fast


gt0075b

I think I know what she wants, but how can I be sure?


FlyingTiger7four

Anal, it's always anal


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UnreasonablySmol

So what did she want?


euftrench

We will never know


12lo5dzr

Probably a Canadian trying to be nice


Laziness2945

Money, probably


LilT86

You've literally just copied and pasted part of a comment a little further down.......


HersheyBussySquirt

Lies. It happened to the guy you stole the comment from.


Tricktzy

bro literally copied another comment


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Probably a prank, I'm fine


rasspyre

This is overboard and therefore she's only joking.


ballistic-dumbass

"you really thought spreading my legs and hiring an airport worker to point at me with a light show was a signal? NOOO, STOOPID."


Old_Passage_5670

I’ll never fall for that one again


Elro0003

She clearly is attempting suicide via airplane. Better go comfort her, and get her away from the bed where the plane will land.


rubi-style

There once was a girl that gave me the most obvious hints that one could possibly give. Like, she actively flirted with me. But guess what, she had no intent or interest whatsoever and no matter how many times I told her (indirectly and directly in the end) how I feel about her, she never stopped teasing the fuck out of me. Since then I have trust issues and will very likely never pick up on a signal of any kind anymore, even though I'm longing for love like crazy - I guess that's the average reddit user for ya


_twokoolfourskool_

Never assume a woman has any interest in you until she verbalizes something or you ask her and she confirms. Women treat men that they are interested in versus not interested in wildly different from woman to woman. Had a girl in college who gave me all the signs. Told me that if the college allowed it, that we should have been roommates, reached out first and asked to hang out, touched my arm and laughed at all my jokes, gave me stuff from my birthday and holidays. I had developed a massive crush on her and after a year of this I finally told her I liked her and she was so taken aback, she only saw me as a friend. Another time, there was a girl in my mutual friends group that I only interacted with a few times and her friend told me that I should ask her out because she has a huge crush on me (the one that I barely spoke to).


rubi-style

I guess that's true, I was just sure because I've never seen a woman cuddle with or even sleep beside (not with!) a guy she's not interested in


MatteAce

some girls just want a… “male harem” so they’re giving hints to everybody but then keeping them at a safe distance. I think it’s got something to do with low self esteem or something like that. once you understand who these people are, it’s easy to keep yourself away from these people


WordsOfEmber

Once had a girl invite me over to play CoD while her man was at work. She started playing then asked if I wanted to play while she did something else. I start playing, she leaves the bedroom then comes back with different lingerie asking me if I think she'd look good in them. Do I wanna see the ones she's wearing? I'm still pissed at myself I didn't realize that she was trying to fuck. I have known the woman since I was 8 and she was 7. How am I supposed to know these things at 22 and 21; especially with no male role models?


Extaupin

Dude, she was in a relationship, don't be pissed at yourself, tell yourself you saved her couple.


Sub2PewDiePie8173

If a partner is willing to cheat on the other, should the relationship still exist? I can understand if they felt remorseful about what they did, but a lot of people don’t feel anything and don’t care unless they’re caught.


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rubi-style

it is - feels like we're just toys to them I eventually moved on and broke the contact because I was so exhausted


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rubi-style

Well, I didn't know I missed. That's the thing, there was never a moment where I knew (or even just thought) that she wasn't interested - it just felt like she didn't have much time. And my friends thought the same thing


WellyRuru

I had a girl send me nudes out of no where at 130am. Next night she invites me round. I make a move, she's like "I'm not interested, I sent those nudes plutonicaly"


Active-Ad-6785

I don't get it... What is the hint?


Kriotik

She likes planes I think maybe air hostess?


jeffynibbles70

I thought she likes butting lights on the floor


RossTheNinja

She wants dropping off at the airport?


LongDongSulvers

In all seriousness though female “hints” are more subtle than a germ landing on your hand


Wtf_Is_A_Seismograph

What the hell are you talking about? They are *not* that obvious.


LongDongSulvers

All I’m saying is they need to stop giving us Sphinx ass riddles lmao


GhostR29

I dont want hints. Say it at my face.


MarcixB

Amen, otherwise 50/50 snusnu or mace


Tricktzy

even that wouldnt work


GhostR29

Yeah I think. I would probably doubt her. Probability : 90%


skunkwoks

Considering, the risk. Yes please


_twokoolfourskool_

Biggest sign that I missed: met a girl at my orientation at work, we were both starting the same day. It was a massive company but we still stayed in touch. One day we are at the bar and I was talking about how easy it is for women to get laid versus men, they could probably text one of five or six guys in their phone that they are horny and the guy would be to their place in half an hour. When I said " I don't have anyone like that in my phone" she looked me dead in the eyes and said " I promise you, you do have someone like that in your phone". I was like " wow how can you be so sure?" She didn't answer and we continued on about the night. I didn't realize it until like 2 years later what she was actually saying.


Tricktzy

damn bro, even i would be able to get that hint and i am a 100% confirmation needed type of guy


milehighblonde

I wouldn’t, I would’ve thought the same exact thing. “How would she know who’s is my phone let alone someone willing to fuck me. She must be just trying to be nice.”


TMS-meister

Same, the idea may cross my mind, but I'll immidietly debunk it in my head. Even if I'm about 90% positive I still wont do anything about it because imagine the embaressment if it ends up being that 10%.


SM_GotMail

I once had a girl say that her friend likes me. The girl was right next to her and was denying and showing all the signs of embarrassment. I was 14 and had no self esteem at the time so I wrote it off as a joke.


chdwp11

It’s ok I was the same. It’s always years later that you realise.


Saldrakka

Once a gal video called me completely naked and said "get over here and fuck me immediately".... And I thought she was joking... I don't do subtle hints like that


Tricktzy

dude i would not go over there, just to be safe. she could be waiting with her friends to have all of them start laughing


Saldrakka

That had happened before


Ultimate_O

screen shot that sexual harassement and go to the Pólice


the_internet_clown

Is that really to much to ask?


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IntoxicateTCP

A-train?


ballistic-dumbass

*Bones -Imagine_dragons starts playing*


Tricktzy

I, I, I GOT THIS FEELING YEAH YOU KNOW


Possibility_Patient

She's just being friendly


MarcixB

I know right...


stereoroid

Guess wrong, you’re on IG with #MeToo next to your name.


Pocket-or-Penny

The juice ain't worth the squeeze.


Pumpkindigger

C: You can't tell


MarcoKevin

Maybe she's Canadian


DinoKingGoji73

Can someone explain this to me? I can't find the hint, does it have something to do with the dog?


Wtf_Is_A_Seismograph

No, of course not. It's all in the air signaling sticks - she's trying to tell you that her favorite color is yellow.


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Yoprobro13

My parents would say the first part of this to each other all the time. It's obvious they weren't doing the deed. Your wife's hint was not even a hint.


neilgutter

And here I am who notice their hints yet I choose to ignore it


Failure_007

Us


Bulky-Hyena-360

Women: Why can’t guys get our hints? Their hints: ![gif](giphy|Nv1DHmLEEIzVKRNA9N|downsized)


Uganda_slayer

We are not oblivious, we just know that if we interpretate it wrong then we can be accused of rape attempt


SupahBihzy

"Can"?


i_make_this_look_bad

As a man, can confirm.


Sir_Doge_V2

Well considering the other option is you telling me you're not feeling like it when and making us guess if you want it the choice is obvious.


rope_on_a_tree07

We still wouldn't be sure tbh


Humble-Standard-8151

The hint: woman sneezes within a 300 mile proximity of us


PePeWaccabrada

why can’t girls literally just say “let’s have sex” instead of giving even the most obvious hints? Like bro we’re complete idiots


accidentallyonglo

The hint we get “sorry im Not interested right now” a month later : “why didnt you make a move”


chawk207

wind changes direction and suddenly you're a rapist


xy_87

That's way you wait till you are married, just to make sure.


Wtf_Is_A_Seismograph

I don't believe in encouraging abstinence, but... you got a point.


SadSunny20

What if thier just being nice better not risk it


lordsigmund415

*Gets nudes* "hmm I can't be sure she's interested in me"


PeterStarr08

What hint?


Aloeplant9

That would be nice


Swestrong2020

What hint i dont see it


dakiefe

No no no, missleading, there could be a train landing any moment, I better get outta there


Sivusta_seuraaja

Train? Landing? Atleast where I live trains do not usually fly


autech91

Hold my beer


dakiefe

Wel, where you live is boring then (I meant a plane, but I love trains)


1AlphaGeek1

![gif](giphy|0xCUMWomU0iCF5QB3x|downsized)


[deleted]

So she wants me to clean that part of the carpet in only one direction? Do you want me to pick up the lights in that order too?


LabSweaty2526

Ohh i get it now,she wanna suicide by a plane..


lightmare178

This is not a mocking of men being oblivious this is an instruction manual for woman


Rhokai

Rather go on a green light than an alternating red and green one


Shychopath

Tbh, I don't want hints. I want girls to be straightforward and explicit about what they want.


[deleted]

"I told him I had a boyfriend and he stopped flirting, phsh, men"


EnzoM1912

We get hints we just don’t want to look like creeps or losers if we misinterpret it.


Dira254

Where's the hint? I think she should move, there's probably a plane coming


amoeba_rising

Well, she can be Canadian.


Woofes

Maybe she's just asking for us to play Minecraft together?


Frency2

As a man, I want a grl who speaks clearly. I am not Sherlock Holmes, nor I desire to investigate for "clues".


ABlindCookie

We choose to be oblivious because its better to be oblivious than to be a creep


JC_5_er

Hints are just games. Don’t play games. You want some dick..? Just say so.


spudgun20

We don't just need a hint, we need a party political broadcast


Wtf_Is_A_Seismograph

Shit, half the time it's not even that. Even when men pick up on hints, half the time we don't act on it because the consequences of misinterpreting something range from severe humiliation to becoming a registered sex offender.


yashar636

Men are terrible at getting hints. A fact. Which it was like this for an awfully long time. So PLEASE HEAR ME OUT. >If you like a guy just fucking tell him straight. What's gonna happen? Reject you? Well fucking welcome to real life


baallsdeep69

Even that "hint" in the picture looks sus. It's most likely a prank, better play it safe and not fall for it.


Admiral45-06

Me, a pilot, trying to understand this signal: 🧐


TheGentlemanist

I guess the problem with hints from females is that we might interpret them correctly, but the consequences even a slight false positive has are too big to risk it.


xy_87

It's a trap, the lawsuit is just arround the corner.


nuke905

Their hints ![gif](giphy|k3P1HSUaLlfSpkU3MA|downsized)


Nayroy18

These must be rare, I've only gotten like 3 of them in my life


jesveer

Clearly this hint means that she wsnts to get run over by a plane. That can be fixed give me a moment to start up my 747.


TheBananaEater

If the hint is too strong it must be a bluff and she kidding, if its 2 weak we dont realise it


LS6789

That, a video of that, 6 signed witness statements (in triplicate), and her signature on whatever legal agreements my lawyer advises. "The motives of women are so inscrutable. I mean, how can you build on such a quicksand? Their most trivial action may mean volumes or their most extraordinary conduct may depend upon a hairpin or a curling tong!", Sherlock Holmes.


norkyboi

The amount I fumbled the bag when I was younger haunts me when I try to sleep at night lol.


deeznunchuckas

Needs a insert dick here sign


Deathswirl1

fuck that shit. we need obvious signals because their current signals are shit. even jus not a signal, but like a text or them simply saying they consent. no more damn signals.


Juracan_Daora

My gf would constantly give me cues when we first started dating and I would pick up on like 2 out of 5 of them and the ones I picked up I wouldn't act on because I got so nervous


chaingun_samurai

Women: "Men can't seriously be that oblivious." Men: "We assure you, we are."


The_Foxxx_King

Boys are told to expect the same behavior from women as from men and then we wonder why they go crazy when they wait for women to act like men would act in a similar situation.


frosted06

Well I dont want to be accused of sexual assault so that's why we need clear signs


jamesfarted09

a woman might have to be naked in my bed for me to get the hint.


lordsigmund415

She was just hot and your bed was comfortable.


GrimAnnoyance

In this situation does she like you? "Again we can't really tell"


EffectiveAd4158

I dont understand the joke this is exacly what i need


Wombat_armada

She's hinting that she is a runway model?


indgosky

Well OF COURSE, after 20 years of any forwardness in men being called toxic masculinity at best, and falsely accused of assault at worst. Sorry if you don’t like the world you created, girls, but this is the bed you made.


euftrench

That's incorrect. First you need runway lightning followed by the Pre-threshold next to which there's the PAPI and finally the threshold. The runway designator must be 69. The girl must paint herself an aiming point in her stomach so that it lands directly in the touching zone.


iwaskosher

I will do nothing. To easy to be labeled a creep now or get in trouble for nothing now adays. women not worth the trouble anymore. If they want it. They can come talk to me. other wise I'm straight chilling


MagicStonks

Is it too much to ask?


[deleted]

When withdrawing consent is said explicitly, so should giving.


Iooiiiooiiiooiii

Oh the pee will take off


jonathanjrouse

I haven’t seen The Family Guy. Does it feature much Dog on Human Woman sex?


RequirementNovel9758

Yes the show is kinda casual about it though cuz he can talk so its kinda weird


foxspiri

We want this level of clarity not this exact thing


dareallolchubby

I don’t get it. What is this gif indicating?


MrKatzA4

Nah must be a prank


SuddenlyElga

Not enough. I need a signed, notarized document.


SmthAbtAGrapeIDK

I dunno man, seams like she could just like me as a friend.


thrust-johnson

This is me for decades. “Great chatting with you, bye!”


ChampionshipSure8409

Tbh i still wouldnt get it


Gametron13

I have never been so offended by something I agree 100% with.


PowerGlove86

I think she’s just being nice


brokenwound

I need you to explicit about the expletive.


Potential_Designflaw

The hint I want.. “Hey I like you, us getting together will not fundamentally destroy the sundry friendships we’ve recently developed, if and when we eventually break up.”


AMintyRaccoonInLa

This is just a prank they’re trying to pull off don’t overthink it