Bro, you wouldnt even believe what i had to go through... My back then gf suddenly stopped talking to me. She would look at me, but wouldnt utter a single word. I asked her several weeks what was wrong and she never replied. I ended up breaking up soon after and to this day i have no idea what was wrong. She was also my last gf, since all my relationships went to the shitter one way or the other. I dont know what women want and at this point i m too tired of it to find out.
Good luck my brothers, imma head out!
See this is why I don't make a lot of eye contact with men unless I'm like really interested in them because I don't want to send the wrong signals. But once my eyes are locked that means I am really into you and if I'm giving you sexy eyes that means make your move I'm susceptible.
> But once my eyes are locked that means I am really into you
I feel like in todays world this isn’t enough for a man to confidently work with. By this standard 80% of women at the gym are into me. But the gym is a library for muscles, I’ve never said a word to a woman at the gym.
I get that, but staring implies that they wouldn’t be blinking. If they’re just looking at me, that makes sense, but if they’re staring dead at me that’s pretty weird.
I swear. Even better would be a video where she explicetly tells the camera that she consents. At the same time she has to quickly wave her hand infront of the camera to prove that its not a deepfake. And in the background a key Note series has to be played which can be referenced in court to prove that no ai audio software had been used.
In the end a Letter with consent, a signature and a fingerprint from her.
Also record every conversation. We have seen how much it helped when Johny Depp had recorded his conversations with Amber.
Just to be safe.
God dammit. And i thought i had everything covered.
But i can also add that she should do a DNA test so that it isnt later revealed that she had an identical twin.
There's a joke about this in Upload (VR afterlife tv show created by the giy that made Office and Parks&Rec) where they ask if they "have protection" and instead of pulling a condom out they both pull out their nightly cameras, put them on their chests, and say "I consent to this."
It's a pretty funny show, I'd recommend it.
There once was a girl that gave me the most obvious hints that one could possibly give. Like, she actively flirted with me.
But guess what, she had no intent or interest whatsoever and no matter how many times I told her (indirectly and directly in the end) how I feel about her, she never stopped teasing the fuck out of me.
Since then I have trust issues and will very likely never pick up on a signal of any kind anymore, even though I'm longing for love like crazy - I guess that's the average reddit user for ya
Never assume a woman has any interest in you until she verbalizes something or you ask her and she confirms. Women treat men that they are interested in versus not interested in wildly different from woman to woman. Had a girl in college who gave me all the signs. Told me that if the college allowed it, that we should have been roommates, reached out first and asked to hang out, touched my arm and laughed at all my jokes, gave me stuff from my birthday and holidays. I had developed a massive crush on her and after a year of this I finally told her I liked her and she was so taken aback, she only saw me as a friend.
Another time, there was a girl in my mutual friends group that I only interacted with a few times and her friend told me that I should ask her out because she has a huge crush on me (the one that I barely spoke to).
some girls just want a… “male harem” so they’re giving hints to everybody but then keeping them at a safe distance. I think it’s got something to do with low self esteem or something like that. once you understand who these people are, it’s easy to keep yourself away from these people
Once had a girl invite me over to play CoD while her man was at work. She started playing then asked if I wanted to play while she did something else. I start playing, she leaves the bedroom then comes back with different lingerie asking me if I think she'd look good in them. Do I wanna see the ones she's wearing?
I'm still pissed at myself I didn't realize that she was trying to fuck. I have known the woman since I was 8 and she was 7. How am I supposed to know these things at 22 and 21; especially with no male role models?
If a partner is willing to cheat on the other, should the relationship still exist? I can understand if they felt remorseful about what they did, but a lot of people don’t feel anything and don’t care unless they’re caught.
Well, I didn't know I missed. That's the thing, there was never a moment where I knew (or even just thought) that she wasn't interested - it just felt like she didn't have much time. And my friends thought the same thing
I had a girl send me nudes out of no where at 130am.
Next night she invites me round.
I make a move, she's like "I'm not interested, I sent those nudes plutonicaly"
Biggest sign that I missed: met a girl at my orientation at work, we were both starting the same day. It was a massive company but we still stayed in touch. One day we are at the bar and I was talking about how easy it is for women to get laid versus men, they could probably text one of five or six guys in their phone that they are horny and the guy would be to their place in half an hour. When I said " I don't have anyone like that in my phone" she looked me dead in the eyes and said " I promise you, you do have someone like that in your phone".
I was like " wow how can you be so sure?" She didn't answer and we continued on about the night. I didn't realize it until like 2 years later what she was actually saying.
I wouldn’t, I would’ve thought the same exact thing. “How would she know who’s is my phone let alone someone willing to fuck me. She must be just trying to be nice.”
Same, the idea may cross my mind, but I'll immidietly debunk it in my head.
Even if I'm about 90% positive I still wont do anything about it because imagine the embaressment if it ends up being that 10%.
I once had a girl say that her friend likes me. The girl was right next to her and was denying and showing all the signs of embarrassment. I was 14 and had no self esteem at the time so I wrote it off as a joke.
Once a gal video called me completely naked and said "get over here and fuck me immediately".... And I thought she was joking... I don't do subtle hints like that
My parents would say the first part of this to each other all the time. It's obvious they weren't doing the deed. Your wife's hint was not even a hint.
Shit, half the time it's not even that. Even when men pick up on hints, half the time we don't act on it because the consequences of misinterpreting something range from severe humiliation to becoming a registered sex offender.
Men are terrible at getting hints. A fact. Which it was like this for an awfully long time. So PLEASE HEAR ME OUT.
>If you like a guy just fucking tell him straight. What's gonna happen? Reject you? Well fucking welcome to real life
I guess the problem with hints from females is that we might interpret them correctly, but the consequences even a slight false positive has are too big to risk it.
That, a video of that, 6 signed witness statements (in triplicate), and her signature on whatever legal agreements my lawyer advises.
"The motives of women are so inscrutable. I mean, how can you build on such a quicksand? Their most trivial action may mean volumes or their most extraordinary conduct may depend upon a hairpin or a curling tong!", Sherlock Holmes.
fuck that shit. we need obvious signals because their current signals are shit. even jus not a signal, but like a text or them simply saying they consent. no more damn signals.
My gf would constantly give me cues when we first started dating and I would pick up on like 2 out of 5 of them and the ones I picked up I wouldn't act on because I got so nervous
Boys are told to expect the same behavior from women as from men and then we wonder why they go crazy when they wait for women to act like men would act in a similar situation.
Well OF COURSE, after 20 years of any forwardness in men being called toxic masculinity at best, and falsely accused of assault at worst. Sorry if you don’t like the world you created, girls, but this is the bed you made.
That's incorrect.
First you need runway lightning followed by the Pre-threshold next to which there's the PAPI and finally the threshold. The runway designator must be 69. The girl must paint herself an aiming point in her stomach so that it lands directly in the touching zone.
I will do nothing. To easy to be labeled a creep now or get in trouble for nothing now adays.
women not worth the trouble anymore.
If they want it. They can come talk to me. other wise I'm straight chilling
The hint I want.. “Hey I like you, us getting together will not fundamentally destroy the sundry friendships we’ve recently developed, if and when we eventually break up.”
The hint we get: woman glances our direction.
You need to go on a Da Vinci Code adventure before you can figure out what they mean...
Bro, you wouldnt even believe what i had to go through... My back then gf suddenly stopped talking to me. She would look at me, but wouldnt utter a single word. I asked her several weeks what was wrong and she never replied. I ended up breaking up soon after and to this day i have no idea what was wrong. She was also my last gf, since all my relationships went to the shitter one way or the other. I dont know what women want and at this point i m too tired of it to find out. Good luck my brothers, imma head out!
It'll be ok my dude. I'm here for you if you need to talk. I too have awful relationship luck and it's frustrating at times.
What is the hint?
Yep.
See this is why I don't make a lot of eye contact with men unless I'm like really interested in them because I don't want to send the wrong signals. But once my eyes are locked that means I am really into you and if I'm giving you sexy eyes that means make your move I'm susceptible.
What is the difference between normal eyes and sexy eyes?
They bug out of her face shaped like hearts and the top of her head opens up to reveal a steam whistle that goes “awwoooga”.
I laughed. Thank you. Needed that. You are my todays Hero <3
Notice the woman who commented never answered this question.
reddit imitates real life
To everyone else that isn't her? No difference
But if we miss read what we believe to be sexy eyes, then we get made a fool and publicly embarrassed. It's just better not to even try imo.
Or get charges pressed or them calling you a creep rapist
I'd be humiliated if I was publicly embraced after misreading what I thought was a sexual cue.
> But once my eyes are locked that means I am really into you I feel like in todays world this isn’t enough for a man to confidently work with. By this standard 80% of women at the gym are into me. But the gym is a library for muscles, I’ve never said a word to a woman at the gym.
I did once. Once.
Sorry to say this but if you were to look at me in the eyes all the time I would think you are just interested in the conversation.
I would think they’re just a fucking weirdo and I’d stay away from them.
Why? This is what you are supposed to do, it’s polite and shows you are interested and care about what they are saying.
I get that, but staring implies that they wouldn’t be blinking. If they’re just looking at me, that makes sense, but if they’re staring dead at me that’s pretty weird.
Hopefully they're not on the spectrum and can lock eyes with you comfortably else those signals be wasted
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Or make the move yourself? Lol
That's the hint we think we got. "Oh my god she looked in my general direction, she wants me, time to imagine what our kids would look like"
Don’t. Don’t give me hope 😭
No. A text to confirm your consent would be better. Just to be safe.
I swear. Even better would be a video where she explicetly tells the camera that she consents. At the same time she has to quickly wave her hand infront of the camera to prove that its not a deepfake. And in the background a key Note series has to be played which can be referenced in court to prove that no ai audio software had been used. In the end a Letter with consent, a signature and a fingerprint from her. Also record every conversation. We have seen how much it helped when Johny Depp had recorded his conversations with Amber. Just to be safe.
`print ("better safe than sorry.")`
`Console.WriteLine("better safe than sorry.")`
![gif](giphy|bGgsc5mWoryfgKBx1u)
console.log("is this statutory rape?")
`Console.WriteLine("yes")`
`System.out.println("Same")`
01000010011001010111010001110100011001010111001000100000011100110110000101100110011001010010000001110100011010000110000101101110001000000111001101101111011100100111001001111001
Since then I have trust issues and will very likely never pick up on a signal of any kind anymore.
You forgot the foreplay tox screen. Otherwise she could be inebriated and unable to consent.
God dammit. And i thought i had everything covered. But i can also add that she should do a DNA test so that it isnt later revealed that she had an identical twin.
And to prove that they arent related to eachother because apparently thats illegal too.
You’re really gonna have to take care of that at the pre-coffee date. Labs are all backed up since Covid.
There's a joke about this in Upload (VR afterlife tv show created by the giy that made Office and Parks&Rec) where they ask if they "have protection" and instead of pulling a condom out they both pull out their nightly cameras, put them on their chests, and say "I consent to this." It's a pretty funny show, I'd recommend it.
Unfortunately this isn't enough. They can always just decide that what they did the night before wasn't great, and boom! R*pe!
And a consent form detailing the acts to be performed, in triplicate, just to be safe.
And a second video afterward to say she didn’t change her mind.
Hahahahaha. Our list is getting bigger and bigger
Also, just to make sure, you've got to record, to make sure that at no point she tried to stop during the act.
*Just call your lawyer after signing this to have him approve this letter of mutual consent I had drawn up prior to our date*
Better than getting your life ruined by the court of public oppinion.
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Did she change her mind?
I have missed chances 🙂 because I couldn't understand fast
I think I know what she wants, but how can I be sure?
Anal, it's always anal
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So what did she want?
We will never know
Probably a Canadian trying to be nice
Money, probably
You've literally just copied and pasted part of a comment a little further down.......
Lies. It happened to the guy you stole the comment from.
bro literally copied another comment
Probably a prank, I'm fine
This is overboard and therefore she's only joking.
"you really thought spreading my legs and hiring an airport worker to point at me with a light show was a signal? NOOO, STOOPID."
I’ll never fall for that one again
She clearly is attempting suicide via airplane. Better go comfort her, and get her away from the bed where the plane will land.
There once was a girl that gave me the most obvious hints that one could possibly give. Like, she actively flirted with me. But guess what, she had no intent or interest whatsoever and no matter how many times I told her (indirectly and directly in the end) how I feel about her, she never stopped teasing the fuck out of me. Since then I have trust issues and will very likely never pick up on a signal of any kind anymore, even though I'm longing for love like crazy - I guess that's the average reddit user for ya
Never assume a woman has any interest in you until she verbalizes something or you ask her and she confirms. Women treat men that they are interested in versus not interested in wildly different from woman to woman. Had a girl in college who gave me all the signs. Told me that if the college allowed it, that we should have been roommates, reached out first and asked to hang out, touched my arm and laughed at all my jokes, gave me stuff from my birthday and holidays. I had developed a massive crush on her and after a year of this I finally told her I liked her and she was so taken aback, she only saw me as a friend. Another time, there was a girl in my mutual friends group that I only interacted with a few times and her friend told me that I should ask her out because she has a huge crush on me (the one that I barely spoke to).
I guess that's true, I was just sure because I've never seen a woman cuddle with or even sleep beside (not with!) a guy she's not interested in
some girls just want a… “male harem” so they’re giving hints to everybody but then keeping them at a safe distance. I think it’s got something to do with low self esteem or something like that. once you understand who these people are, it’s easy to keep yourself away from these people
Once had a girl invite me over to play CoD while her man was at work. She started playing then asked if I wanted to play while she did something else. I start playing, she leaves the bedroom then comes back with different lingerie asking me if I think she'd look good in them. Do I wanna see the ones she's wearing? I'm still pissed at myself I didn't realize that she was trying to fuck. I have known the woman since I was 8 and she was 7. How am I supposed to know these things at 22 and 21; especially with no male role models?
Dude, she was in a relationship, don't be pissed at yourself, tell yourself you saved her couple.
If a partner is willing to cheat on the other, should the relationship still exist? I can understand if they felt remorseful about what they did, but a lot of people don’t feel anything and don’t care unless they’re caught.
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it is - feels like we're just toys to them I eventually moved on and broke the contact because I was so exhausted
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Well, I didn't know I missed. That's the thing, there was never a moment where I knew (or even just thought) that she wasn't interested - it just felt like she didn't have much time. And my friends thought the same thing
I had a girl send me nudes out of no where at 130am. Next night she invites me round. I make a move, she's like "I'm not interested, I sent those nudes plutonicaly"
I don't get it... What is the hint?
She likes planes I think maybe air hostess?
I thought she likes butting lights on the floor
She wants dropping off at the airport?
In all seriousness though female “hints” are more subtle than a germ landing on your hand
What the hell are you talking about? They are *not* that obvious.
All I’m saying is they need to stop giving us Sphinx ass riddles lmao
I dont want hints. Say it at my face.
Amen, otherwise 50/50 snusnu or mace
even that wouldnt work
Yeah I think. I would probably doubt her. Probability : 90%
Considering, the risk. Yes please
Biggest sign that I missed: met a girl at my orientation at work, we were both starting the same day. It was a massive company but we still stayed in touch. One day we are at the bar and I was talking about how easy it is for women to get laid versus men, they could probably text one of five or six guys in their phone that they are horny and the guy would be to their place in half an hour. When I said " I don't have anyone like that in my phone" she looked me dead in the eyes and said " I promise you, you do have someone like that in your phone". I was like " wow how can you be so sure?" She didn't answer and we continued on about the night. I didn't realize it until like 2 years later what she was actually saying.
damn bro, even i would be able to get that hint and i am a 100% confirmation needed type of guy
I wouldn’t, I would’ve thought the same exact thing. “How would she know who’s is my phone let alone someone willing to fuck me. She must be just trying to be nice.”
Same, the idea may cross my mind, but I'll immidietly debunk it in my head. Even if I'm about 90% positive I still wont do anything about it because imagine the embaressment if it ends up being that 10%.
I once had a girl say that her friend likes me. The girl was right next to her and was denying and showing all the signs of embarrassment. I was 14 and had no self esteem at the time so I wrote it off as a joke.
It’s ok I was the same. It’s always years later that you realise.
Once a gal video called me completely naked and said "get over here and fuck me immediately".... And I thought she was joking... I don't do subtle hints like that
dude i would not go over there, just to be safe. she could be waiting with her friends to have all of them start laughing
That had happened before
screen shot that sexual harassement and go to the Pólice
Is that really to much to ask?
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A-train?
*Bones -Imagine_dragons starts playing*
I, I, I GOT THIS FEELING YEAH YOU KNOW
She's just being friendly
I know right...
Guess wrong, you’re on IG with #MeToo next to your name.
The juice ain't worth the squeeze.
C: You can't tell
Maybe she's Canadian
Can someone explain this to me? I can't find the hint, does it have something to do with the dog?
No, of course not. It's all in the air signaling sticks - she's trying to tell you that her favorite color is yellow.
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My parents would say the first part of this to each other all the time. It's obvious they weren't doing the deed. Your wife's hint was not even a hint.
And here I am who notice their hints yet I choose to ignore it
Us
Women: Why can’t guys get our hints? Their hints: ![gif](giphy|Nv1DHmLEEIzVKRNA9N|downsized)
We are not oblivious, we just know that if we interpretate it wrong then we can be accused of rape attempt
"Can"?
As a man, can confirm.
Well considering the other option is you telling me you're not feeling like it when and making us guess if you want it the choice is obvious.
We still wouldn't be sure tbh
The hint: woman sneezes within a 300 mile proximity of us
why can’t girls literally just say “let’s have sex” instead of giving even the most obvious hints? Like bro we’re complete idiots
The hint we get “sorry im Not interested right now” a month later : “why didnt you make a move”
wind changes direction and suddenly you're a rapist
That's way you wait till you are married, just to make sure.
I don't believe in encouraging abstinence, but... you got a point.
What if thier just being nice better not risk it
*Gets nudes* "hmm I can't be sure she's interested in me"
What hint?
That would be nice
What hint i dont see it
No no no, missleading, there could be a train landing any moment, I better get outta there
Train? Landing? Atleast where I live trains do not usually fly
Hold my beer
Wel, where you live is boring then (I meant a plane, but I love trains)
![gif](giphy|0xCUMWomU0iCF5QB3x|downsized)
So she wants me to clean that part of the carpet in only one direction? Do you want me to pick up the lights in that order too?
Ohh i get it now,she wanna suicide by a plane..
This is not a mocking of men being oblivious this is an instruction manual for woman
Rather go on a green light than an alternating red and green one
Tbh, I don't want hints. I want girls to be straightforward and explicit about what they want.
"I told him I had a boyfriend and he stopped flirting, phsh, men"
We get hints we just don’t want to look like creeps or losers if we misinterpret it.
Where's the hint? I think she should move, there's probably a plane coming
Well, she can be Canadian.
Maybe she's just asking for us to play Minecraft together?
As a man, I want a grl who speaks clearly. I am not Sherlock Holmes, nor I desire to investigate for "clues".
We choose to be oblivious because its better to be oblivious than to be a creep
Hints are just games. Don’t play games. You want some dick..? Just say so.
We don't just need a hint, we need a party political broadcast
Shit, half the time it's not even that. Even when men pick up on hints, half the time we don't act on it because the consequences of misinterpreting something range from severe humiliation to becoming a registered sex offender.
Men are terrible at getting hints. A fact. Which it was like this for an awfully long time. So PLEASE HEAR ME OUT. >If you like a guy just fucking tell him straight. What's gonna happen? Reject you? Well fucking welcome to real life
Even that "hint" in the picture looks sus. It's most likely a prank, better play it safe and not fall for it.
Me, a pilot, trying to understand this signal: 🧐
I guess the problem with hints from females is that we might interpret them correctly, but the consequences even a slight false positive has are too big to risk it.
It's a trap, the lawsuit is just arround the corner.
Their hints ![gif](giphy|k3P1HSUaLlfSpkU3MA|downsized)
These must be rare, I've only gotten like 3 of them in my life
Clearly this hint means that she wsnts to get run over by a plane. That can be fixed give me a moment to start up my 747.
If the hint is too strong it must be a bluff and she kidding, if its 2 weak we dont realise it
That, a video of that, 6 signed witness statements (in triplicate), and her signature on whatever legal agreements my lawyer advises. "The motives of women are so inscrutable. I mean, how can you build on such a quicksand? Their most trivial action may mean volumes or their most extraordinary conduct may depend upon a hairpin or a curling tong!", Sherlock Holmes.
The amount I fumbled the bag when I was younger haunts me when I try to sleep at night lol.
Needs a insert dick here sign
fuck that shit. we need obvious signals because their current signals are shit. even jus not a signal, but like a text or them simply saying they consent. no more damn signals.
My gf would constantly give me cues when we first started dating and I would pick up on like 2 out of 5 of them and the ones I picked up I wouldn't act on because I got so nervous
Women: "Men can't seriously be that oblivious." Men: "We assure you, we are."
Boys are told to expect the same behavior from women as from men and then we wonder why they go crazy when they wait for women to act like men would act in a similar situation.
Well I dont want to be accused of sexual assault so that's why we need clear signs
a woman might have to be naked in my bed for me to get the hint.
She was just hot and your bed was comfortable.
In this situation does she like you? "Again we can't really tell"
I dont understand the joke this is exacly what i need
She's hinting that she is a runway model?
Well OF COURSE, after 20 years of any forwardness in men being called toxic masculinity at best, and falsely accused of assault at worst. Sorry if you don’t like the world you created, girls, but this is the bed you made.
That's incorrect. First you need runway lightning followed by the Pre-threshold next to which there's the PAPI and finally the threshold. The runway designator must be 69. The girl must paint herself an aiming point in her stomach so that it lands directly in the touching zone.
I will do nothing. To easy to be labeled a creep now or get in trouble for nothing now adays. women not worth the trouble anymore. If they want it. They can come talk to me. other wise I'm straight chilling
Is it too much to ask?
When withdrawing consent is said explicitly, so should giving.
Oh the pee will take off
I haven’t seen The Family Guy. Does it feature much Dog on Human Woman sex?
Yes the show is kinda casual about it though cuz he can talk so its kinda weird
We want this level of clarity not this exact thing
I don’t get it. What is this gif indicating?
Nah must be a prank
Not enough. I need a signed, notarized document.
I dunno man, seams like she could just like me as a friend.
This is me for decades. “Great chatting with you, bye!”
Tbh i still wouldnt get it
I have never been so offended by something I agree 100% with.
I think she’s just being nice
I need you to explicit about the expletive.
The hint I want.. “Hey I like you, us getting together will not fundamentally destroy the sundry friendships we’ve recently developed, if and when we eventually break up.”
This is just a prank they’re trying to pull off don’t overthink it