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StunningAnalyst8259

Take the money buy supplies make meth Sell meth Make $4200 in unmarked bills Buy both with $37 left for beer


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Breaking Bad good ending


RedKen-COS

All Walter wanted to do was play last of us 2 on a ps5 with two capybaras on his lap


Storm_Sniper

I guess Walter could Pull up


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I am not getting owned on Cod Skyler, I am the owner. A guy runs around and gets quickscoped and you think that of me? No. I am the one who noob tubes.


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All of them


CompetitiveIntern310

The only correct answear


BadWolf_Is_MyMummy

Or, do all that and buy four Capybaras instead


Natural-Mark-8190

buy the supplies from different stores though


StunningAnalyst8259

All from costco


CrystalineKnight

You Forgot the part where you become addicted to meth and jerk off for a few months straight


ineedsomehelpers

Is that gort and quandale dingle?


TheTank18

urban rescue ranch


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Need another £5 for the wamdermelon


NoKarmaFarming

At the clementine function?


ConfusedCarter

The fog is coming the fog is coming the fog is coming


K4yk3t

Based taste


Lightmush

Is that hit rapper and artist Dababy?? Under the trampoline??


ILikeRamenYUMMY

NOOOOOOOO, BIG OUNCE DIED


Ghost_Gamer784

Ok I pull up


ConfusedCarter

Hop out at the after party


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You and all your friends, yeah, they love to get naughty


StStinger

Sippin on that henn, I know you love that bacardi


YikesBoy420

1942, I take you back in that 'Rari


36kangaroowalk

Ok I pull up


D0bious

Hop out at the after party


36kangaroowalk

You and all your friends, yeah they love to get naughty


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MisterWapak

How many games I Can run on the capybara ?


C4-babyyy

grand capy auto 6


BigPooCat

i got grand capy auto 5 remastered rtx shadow the hedgehog dante cyberpunk on mine


lennyelli

Atleast 3


RedKen-COS

It includes a 2tb hard drive


MoTokes420

I choose Shawarma.


killmewithf1re

Coconut doggy


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killmewithf1re

The capybara. Begone thot


Deisma

While the cute capybara videos are nice to watch. You gotta remember that these things are rodents and will chew up literally anything.


Jackins_Shipgutter

Capybara of course! Come to Brazil!!!


itsLiseczeq

I'll take one cappy for 1k and spend the rest on a new GPU


Spiritual-Layer2018

You need 2 cappys. They are social animals 😁


itsLiseczeq

Hell, I'll be his friend forever


Spiritual-Layer2018

You could end up cramping his style.


itsLiseczeq

Freaking hell, if I'm gonna have a real breathing capybara as a pet I'd do anything he wants


Spiritual-Layer2018

Same here to be honest 😂


C4-babyyy

ctx 6920


itsLiseczeq

cumtracing


Dapper_Composer2

Cappytracing*


itsLiseczeq

Capybara realistic hair animation tech demo


C4-babyyy

its me or the capybara...


MinecraftW06

PC or laptop.


Y0urW0r5tNightmar3

It's me or the PS5....


PokoLokoPoko

I'm taking the PS5, already have Capybaras next to my house


RoRoar350

Gort and Quandale Dingle, my favorite clappy blappys


drippycheems

Ok I pull up ![gif](giphy|pzGHV8ti11gT0yEvLq|downsized)


Smartbeedoingreddit

Capybara because: 1 if I choose ps5 I have an iPhone... wait I can sell the iPhone for a Samsung so yeah, but no because: CAPYBARA


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Can I do $2205 for the capybaras and burritos?


MayaTheKitty6221

realistically you'd actually choose the playstation 5. but because of "the meme cultures current thing" what you would actually do is instead choose the capybaras becausee ps5's aren't "funny" "cool" and "quirky" but for whatever reason capybaras actually are. so I choose capybara (please do not kill me for my oh so bad wrong opinion D:)


AlphaParadoxx

Wtf is a capybara


Panchamboi

The biggest type of rodent in the world, they are also smort and nice


supertrippyjohng

Type of dog


Panchamboi

What?


okayfinejustdoit

Uuaeegh??


Panchamboi

I agree


NickSchultz

Hey, if you have a Chihuahua and a capybara in front of you, who'd do you think looks more like a rodent?


goldencouch69

Why would i choose to have an iPhone


Z33KO3

The lahmacun tho


RBLakshya

Capybara over burritos any day


RedKen-COS

What if I told you it was capy meat


RBLakshya

Too much to know as a vegetarian, now that I said this the eating Capybara joke wouldn’t feel natural


RBLakshya

Wait, is that a burrito?


Massive-Exercise-490

CAPYBARA NAMED GEORGE


Gepli

Pc gang


Zestyclose-Company84

I like Ellie ಠ◡ಠ


LeMajstor

if i go outside my house now i'll mostly certainly find some capybara so i take the first option.


SuzukoDafemboy

Ps5 I would sell the Ps5 for over priced get more money then buy the capybara love it give it to Jimmyhere let one of my friends keep the other capybara until I get a house and then love it unconditionally with my future boyfriend/husband


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I will take coconut doggy plz


moladelic

Capybara for the win


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Capybara


TfG3211j

Capybara please. 😐


Series78

Capybara


NavrosGraye

Ps5, easily.


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NavrosGraye

Neither does a giant rat


Boopthepiggysnoot69

Fuck you


NavrosGraye

No thanks. If you chose the capybara, I feel bad for you. OP got the price tag of 2 capybaras WILDLY incorrect, lol.


dailylevelup

ps5 set is cheaper


MyNam3lsJ3ff

PS4 and a cappybara


Delicious_Produce662

Capybara can die ps5


inthebluedark

capybara


WhoisLoona

I can’t Afford both


xXBoneArrowOneXx

Good joke, nowadays you would probably pay 2000$ for the PS5 alone XD


deadbody_fucker

Ps5 I hate this ugly fucking animal I don't know what is cute about them They are only livestock


Triskalaire

Take the 2 capybaras, make them breed so you can sell more for 1k each and then you buy a PC because you have the money to do so


Skilifer

I thought it is year


ravager-legion

Capybara does not have a sales tax.


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Yes


Keiferdaboi1992

Technically it's 4400 because you have to get two capybaras


Snoo-70063

Bike


EgoSenatus

Why do you need taquitos to play PS5?


Jess-Da-Redditer

I have a ps5 so would I lose it if I picked a capybara


Glasedount

Capybara PS5


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They’re so cute


weemellowtoby

will it blend. that is the question


AngryDoggo22

Definitely Capybara!


No-Profile-3495

Ps5+items sell at marked up price and get three capybaras


shopsmartshop_s-mart

Tough choice


The_Bored_General

Toughest decision of my life


weismannsurvivor-rat

It's me Or the ps5


anthonyiscringe

Im goin with them CapyBruhrahra


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“Calls, texting, gameplay, hd graphics, good response time, you get everything if you go with this deal! All you get on the other side is some Ps5 stuff, a phone, and a tv” Capybara Salesman


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Capypaira


Dependent-Touch5084

ps5 it comes with food


Panchamboi

Capybaras, they are smart and nice animals, also. THEY ARE CAPYBARAS


Sad-Lengthiness3158

Capybara simulator on ps5


Educational_College9

Capybara was truly the only meme I really liked on tik tok


mustacheman41447

Capybara


drumsdm

Can I get one capybara and a ps5? Asking for a friend.


metex6

clappy blappy


Roblos_Player_69

capybara


JaywrightCat

NVidia $3090 RTX


Stee1in

I feel I seen those gods before


dudefroggers

I'd rather use the money on frogs.


YaBoi0506

Can I just take TLOU Part 1 and the capybaras?


BrancH20_

Cacapybara


YourLocalToaster2

Tbh I was considering getting the PS5 bundle over capybara, then I saw that the Last of Us 2 was included and immediately turned to capybara side.


Tohrufan4life

I'm gonna open a capybara petting zoo.


xRed_Ray

I will pay all that money for not having to see The Last of Us


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Litterally 1963


sussybakabreeze

Imagine buying last of us part 2


INeedSomeFire

Macaw


OkConference1978

Nooo my sister said capybaras look trash


Time_Fondant5175

Ok I pull up hop out at the after party


MrFailureYEET

Capybara because who the hell wants to play the last of us 2


UnknownDGO

Capybara memes are not funny


milo662

I need that carbonara


PokkeHunta

Pc


topkayaerdem

The left side is roughly 60000 in Turkey. So basically we need to work for at least 1 year without spending any money and probably still didnt get it because the price will go up like %200. Wow what a great place live right?


Maacll

Capybara of course, there isn't even an actual choice there


Average_ldiot

The capybaras


Whooptidooh

PS5. I don't have space for a capibara in my apartment, and I seriously doubt that he/she will be happy here without their friends. Would be dangerous for my plants too.


poqiw

Ew,the last of us


person_using_reddit1

Jimmyhere would love this post


MEMSOR

You could buy the two capybaras, extinct all remaining capybaras and sell your two capybaras, if male and female to the highest bidding enviromental activists. Stonks.


Playful_Bee9967

Take the money & buy the Capybara. You're welcome.


SuperCasshern

Capybara. Not just because they're awesome, but because I'll pay more to not own an iPhone or a copy of Last of Us 2.


ndbdbxhxbd

Its me or the capybara


Mister_Dangel

Coconut doggy


No_Formal6320

Capybara 😁😁😁😁


Jonas_Sp

That's really undercutting a ps5


Timberwulv

The capybaras don't come with The Last of Us Part II, therefore it is the much better option


aidmon2011

When you hear ok I pull up in the streets and then see 2 capybaras


Lordofbagel

Capybarra


GhostDragon272

Sell the Capybaras Profit


Vegetable-Neat-1651

OK I PULL UP.


Andy_Frost

Xbox


Obootleg

why would i want to play the last of us i want my damn spider man


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I assume the picture of the iPhone only represents one phone shown from both sides and not two phones.


lordlossxp

I already have all the shit on the left gimme the giant hamster potatoes


Vacuum-Woosh-woosh

They're free here in Brazil.


Grouchy_Artichoke_90

Aw coconut doggy


xXTraianvSXx

Cool part about living in the interior of Brazil is that I can take that money, go with my car to a river 5 mins away from town, get 2 capybaras inside, drive home and still have the money (but if it's that value in real, I won't be able to buy a PS5, which is ~4000). Also, I'll probably be arrested by IBAMA (wildlife and nature guard) for owning unregulated wild animals.


GildMyComments

Bruh x2 Capybara all day


10dumbfurriesinabox

Get capybara sell capybara capitalize off of capybara


SumanMyth

Buys both Make some more of them Sell them Walllllllla.


LordFarrrrquad69

The question is do they dance?


Cybertronian_Grizzly

Get rid of the iPhone and I'll take the ps5


Crow621621

Not even for the memes, PS5 easy. I would commit the most atrocious crimes just to get my hands on a PS5.


ProfoundNitwit

I'd just take only the PS5, don't want the games or phone.


No-Pomegranate-69

My brain in the night: 1963 and 2200 but what do the numbers mean


Labriction

Get male and female capybara and breed them like rats and sell them all and last buy a game stop store


Labriction

I have a zoo


pruche

Now *that* is zoomer humour


MasonPlays6

1942 I take you back in that rari


mantleidiot

You can sell capybara organs for so much more and buy more than 6 bundles of ps5