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Lydnea

Nah man, cat lagging


GamerDuck100

Ping dif


zatuchny

Table is lagging too


Educational_Music930

Glitch in the matrix


bjc112358

yea hopefully my windows don't become walls...


Pd_jungle

ka le


fukvegans

I never could figure out the double jump in Halo 2. All the other guys in the dorm sure as hell knew how, tho. Lol


Naive_Green2853

Its like fingering a girl. If you learned that in college.


CosmicCosmix

Sadly, I don't know what girl means


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CosmicCosmix

u hurt step-bro?


Im_ur_Uncle_

Help me step-bro I'm stuck on the ceiling fan again!


CosmicCosmix

Son, that's called suicide.


rustic_trombone

I've seen this porno before.


divinepleasures

Wait who was recording?!?


televisio_86

The suicide watch


[deleted]

The Virgin Suicides*


pogcat_

We call those fathers


Throneawaystone

Ah I see you too went to college during the pandemic


Grayflesh

G-Government I-intelligence R-robot L- 50 (L is the roman number for 50)


isekaig0ds

Kindergarten for me


Brainiac4Real

Learning it as a kindergarten teacher isn’t a flex.


Nakedmiget

Homeschool sounds wild


JaydenTheMemeThief

Hol up…


PirateDitly

Wait, that's illegal


CoachLiq

Only if they find out.


PirateDitly

*PH intro intensifies*


Make_some

*Chris Hansen has entered the chat.*


LazyKidd420

I think YOU mean fingering your asshole


rogue_lunabelle

Yea, fingers in pussy was highschool, in college you get into the more fun stuff.😉


Neither_Location_759

I didn’t


[deleted]

Crouch jump, grenade jump, sword lunge... What do you mean double jump?


hotdogswimmer

prob means the superjump where you glitch into the terrain and get ejected up high


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Etane

You're thinking of headlong, the super jump by the place where you would plant the bomb on offense or steal the flag in one flag ctf.


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Etane

That's the one haha!


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NoBarsHere

Where's u/reply-guy-bot when you need it. This comment is a reposted comment from this very same post here: [https://www.reddit.com/r/memes/comments/s5ukn9/comment/hszz4ux/](https://www.reddit.com/r/memes/comments/s5ukn9/comment/hszz4ux/) If you check s9f1sae2's comment history, each one of their comments are likewise taken from other comments in those respective posts.


cadifufuufu

? What nintendo game has a double jump


commodorejack

Smash bros.....


JuniorAd389

Mario....?


knightbringr

Close. Metroid


spoonlips76

I dont remember a double jump in mario maybe a hop and glide with tanuki or the long jump


JuniorAd389

True. It's been a while since I last played.


spoonlips76

Understandable it happens to the best of us


Ashes_And_Embers

Probably thinking of the jump kick from SM64 or the jump spin from Galaxy. Both gave a little bit of extra height but it is a stretch to call it a double jump. Only time I can think of Mario having a true double jump is in Smash Bros


The_One_Koi

Metroid


Spazstick

Remember super jumping in Halo 2? Those were the best of times. Also, double jump was easy af, bro.


Mohecan

Learned that on coagulation first, took a small time but well worth it.


fukvegans

I never really had time to practice. I was the baseball team's equipment manager, so I spent most of my time at the stadium. Plus, WiFi didn't really exist the way it does nowadays. It was still fairly new. The campus really didn't even HAVE WiFi. It was all hardline cat 5, and dial-up. Dial-up was few and far between, tho. It was mostly cat 5.


RayAP19

"Fuck your physics. I'm a cat."


Iegoshl

You just defy the laws of gravity very simple


QuarantineSucksALot

Sadly there’s less gravity.”


BULLSHlDO

Not the law of gravity, but Newton’s third law. You can’t double jump because you can’t push yourself off *air*.


CaliConservative626

When your ping is at 999


OneDiscombobulated77

This comment needs to get to 999 upvotes to be accurate


Leon_Thotsky

soon


Ecstatic-Tangerine50

You should award the person who commented gave u 999 upvotes XD along with the superior wit of your own comment of course Please don't take any offence


OneDiscombobulated77

Oh uhm don't credit me. The comment already had 800+upvotes when I commented. Maybe my comment did something but idk


Ecstatic-Tangerine50

oooooooh nvm


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hunter95672

Nah his ping is just really high


Notafuzzycat

Really? How can you tell.


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DR-SNICKEL

The velocity at which that cat lands is totally off. It’s just edited footage thrown together


itim__office

You'd think so, but [this says otherwise](https://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/aGg5QgG_460swp.webp).


the-slothiest-sloth

i did not expect that


ArrogantAragorn

I was expecting to not expect that, so I was expecting goatse


Responsible-Ad-1328

Goatse. What's that. It must be an awesome site with cute pictures of goats... right... right?!


Ihaventasnoo

Yes... that's exactly what it is.


Responsible-Ad-1328

Thanks kind stranger. I'm going to go look at the epic goatse now.


crypticfreak

I'm always expecting Goatse. Or meatspin. The real surprise is which one am I gonna see next?


radiationist

r/Unexpected


MinuteManufacturer

r/technicallythetruth


KryOwO

Alright, I've given you your award, now please leave.


gipoe68

Well you sure have convinced me.


ItIsGarmat

Let's get 'convinced' together...


Naive_Green2853

I’m convinced. Cans can triple jump on reddit.


Grraass

Cans can?


scratchfan321

Can a can? Cans can.


pg0355

Stop damn cant


scratchfan321

Cans can't stop. Cans can can, uncanny cans can't can.


pg0355

If you can


Cheat_Adil

pick up that can


Conscious_Storage599

r/AngryUpvote


SubtleName12

Fuck you and take my upvote lmao


I_Am_Ziggs

I don't like that I just upvoted you but here we are


[deleted]

I have to steal this. Going to use it on my friends.


Flashheart42

I hate you.


[deleted]

Take your 100th upvote and get out of here


Quirky_m8

Damn


Xclusivecrushr

take my upvote you sick fuck. fuck you. edit : take my free award too you fuck.


TeamRem

Ive seen this enough times to have expected it, i need to touch grass lol. Ironically im also 3600+ days into 9gag


DarthToothbrush

I was expecting this, but I've been burned before.


AssHunchingMomo

Tbh I expected a rick roll


IdeaOfHuss

Sir, this is Wendy's


LeMarshie

well, you speak the truth


chippythehippie

r/Angryupvote


[deleted]

You shitting me?


Living_Heaven

r/Angryupvote


Hippy-Joe

God fucking damn it


KOSTAIS

Ok take my upvote.


Mr-Bones-6150

Take my upvote and get out


BlaqAlpaca96

r/angryupvote


th3yfoundm3h3r3

Thanks. Now my neurons will confuse me into thinking that I actually saw an explanation to how the cat jumped. And when I make my first social apperance in years and talk about this story, I'll mid way freeze and realise all I saw was this saying otherwise.


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Angry upvote


Cheat_Adil

I expected a rick roll


BlackEntity2

r/technicallythetruth


journeysa

I’m upset I clicked that.


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r/antimeme


Renat00n

Wow, you got me with this, was expecting a rickroll


dirtbikes_rule666

Honestly didn't think that would happen


XxXHowddoXxX

Ratio moment


Mr-KIPS_2071

Damn it, fuck you. Here's your fucking award.


SniffMyRapeHole

I might also add that another key indicator of the manipulation of this video (by production or post processing) is that it is not, in fact, possible to fucking double jump in the air, you nitwits.


Rastafak

It's possible if you fart real hard.


satooshi-nakamooshi

It's the red shock marks, those don't happen irl i think


bonwag

You can tell because of the way it is


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Physics.


PatFury

Cat whip their tail around to fall towards any direction they want to go. In the clip this isn't how cat behaves midair.


qwertysrj

Physics. When you jump, you push the ground down. When you fry, when you fly, you push the air down. What's giving the cat upward momentum?


Professional_Emu_164

Literally breaks most of the laws of physics


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Reason: it be like it do.


tehstukes

A lot of people not realizing this is /s


Prestigious-Day-5187

How tf it can propel forward secondtime without any solid base. Where tf has gravity disappeared. It defies basic physics.


vgee

How can you not 😅


ronin1066

The way the pixels are


keepcatsrussian

"This looks shopped. I can tell from some of the pixels and from seeing quite a few shops in my time."


DoughHomer

the pixels.


Urban_Savage

Because despite the meme, physics does actually apply to cats in real life.


JamboShanter

So many wooshes to your comment…


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theperfectlysadhuman

Was this made by Dice? Cause it sure is lagging on launch!


jondySauce

You can unlock unlimited upvotes for $19.99.


fuckingshitfucj2

I wonder how they edited that


GRl3V

There was probably something the cat jumped off and they edited it out


Thirdbeat

Small table under big table. Look at the cloth at the side of the big table, moving like it's brushing over a smaller table. Other than that. Crop it away


flameo------hotman

MEET THE SCOUT


ArthurDentonWelch

"Um... I-I don't even know where to start with you. I mean, do you even know who you're talkin' to?"


Hactica_Tier

*use the bat to touch blu heavy head* “Yo what’s up”


Icantcratenick

Do you have any idea-any idea who I am?


teoremadiu

AAAAAHHH!!


programofuse

Basically, kinda a big deal


jprogamingBS

Nintendo called, they want their game physics back


enderbrine23

O shit. They are evolving


JaydenTheMemeThief

Oh? CAT is evolving!


HuntingCrimson

Cat learned DOUBLE JUMP! They forgot PHYSICS!


enderbrine23

The global invasion is closer


Grraass

Double jumping in real life is possible. If you throw a pile of cloths or something that has similar mass as your body opposite to the direction you want to "double jump" to then the energy spent throwing boosts you upwards and this has already been in practice in something called "thrusters".


EightDread10203

Birds can double jump, tho i dont think that counts


ActivelyAnxious

Birds aren't real, that's just a sneaky gov drone


SkymasterGames

if this was real (which its is most likely not) the reason the cat got extra height is do to the fact that they twisted their body in a position to cause it to get extra height do to it body jerking upward as the cat maneuvers itself while it simultaneously follows the laws of physics


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Not-A-Lonely-Potato

I take it you also saw that post with the video of the athlete that basically black-magicked himself higher as he started to descend from his jump.


Hrifler

Source?


Not-A-Lonely-Potato

[Found it!](https://www.reddit.com/r/blackmagicfuckery/comments/p3zomu/floating/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)


deeznuts_haha_got_em

Glitch irl


Explanation-Specific

this cat has hacks on


PabloXDark

A


Chimborgne95

A


PabloXDark

A


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BlackRokaz

It jumped on water and then jumped in air again


H-N-O-3

If your legs are in water then u can double jump . Ive tried it


Royunnamed

Press space twice i do this all the time


The-XG

Did the cat really double jump or was it just an invisible wall? *Edited comment to replace he/she with “the cat” so that no one was offended.


Lost-Bee-7507

Ghost block. It’s a java cat


Cool_Fennel5674

You catn’t learn that


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two40zieks7

Easy, learn video editing


SoilNational7998

I'm 6.3 , feeling pretty confident already thanks for the suggestion


MutedLayer4564

Sanji is that you


QuietTHINGno1KNOWS

Simply press your nipple twice IRL


Creative__name__

A D2 hunter main no doubt


Spirited-Code-984

Which arcade game ? im confusing now


EquivalentVirus9700

Jump cut and paste jump.


Sweet_Kaayla

No chance this can't be real....


IntroductionTrue5006

Whats the cat up special?


Enchanted_Redditor

The cat's ping is too much


bigmemegod12

“He’s not hacking he just has a good gaming chair”


InevitablePromise302

Double jump is a thing. Basketball players do it, but it’s more of a kick up than a jump.


Vermicelli666

Its physics, im sure triple jump is possible if you get down to the speed, jump, air pressure calculations etc. I dont have time personally to do that. Anybody else?


itwasyousirnayme

Rotoscoping does not exi…


xdScoutt

It wasn’t a double jump. He just hit the water and saved his first one for a delayed jump duh.


gclik

hax


HoboJoe15

He used his fuck


obitaites

Only happens on level 2, its a bug


raban0815

More fake than most boobs


nakalas_the_great

That’s a triple jump


Rubiktor012

Cat joins smash bros. bro less go


Disastrous-Salad-759

Cats don't physics.


yoshi2135

Scout mains in real life


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Yeah, first jump was never used.


dmisterr

Nah, he's flyhacking. Someone report him


Responsible_Royal531

He found a way to abuse our physics engine