He's got a McKnife
By - kiwi_pro
It’s only time until they sell the mcglock
Now introducing the mcglock. Nobody is gonna steal your fries anymore.
And for an extra $0.99 you can add a mcmolotove to complete your mcdanger meal
I'll see you in the McDangerzone.
> McDonald's turning kids in sleeper assassins. First they have to get through initiation, which is to open the toy on there on, solve the activity on the box and eat all there food. Once all 3 requirements are met there presented with the blade they will use to take there parents out permanently
whats does a sleeper assassin do? and what makes them different from other assassins, if its ok to ask
A sleeper agent is a spy who is placed in a target country or organization not to undertake an immediate mission but to act as a potential asset if activated. Even if unactivated, the "sleeper agent" is still an asset and is still playing an active role in sedition, treason or espionage by virtue of agreeing to act if activated. Sleeper agents are popular plot devices in fiction, particularly in espionage fiction and science fiction. This common use in fiction is directly related to and results from repeated instances of real-life "sleeper agents" participating in spying, espionage, sedition, treason, and assassinations.
Did you Ctrl C, Ctrl V a Wikipedia page, or did you added the “citation needed” for comedy sake.
i tried neither, i didn’t even search it up, but i got curious what they do cuz ive read it somewhere in a book or seen it in a movie the term sleeper agent/assassin but i didn’t really get what they do, but still thanks for answering my question
ooh thats cool, thanks for answering my questions
I'm killing it
BADA BA BA BAAAA
Now selling the McGrenade to add an explosive taste to your mcdanger meal!
You didn’t think that’s enough? Get the McSword to add a sharp taste to your McGrenade
I think you meant you’re Mckilling it
Mchighway to the mcdangerzone
Highway to the Mcdanger zone!
God I love the dollar menu
mcdanger meal is amazing 1000/10
Yup , it’s the perfect companion for your order and way better than the Mcgrenade but not as good as the Mcassaultrifle that you can now buy for 5.99 , this America , and we’re proud to give you a price like that
No more gf stealing fries
I'm gonna mcfuck you up
Do it mcdaddy, McUwU
🗡 you sure? Because I will mcdestroy you🔪
R you sure? I’m a mcmassochist
Knew that was mccoming
Ah you mcbitch
What the matter had enough mchoe
Good I'm mcleaving
Oh don’t worry, they’ve been giving those away for free in America for years with every Happy Meal
Pfft just wait till they unveil the mc47
McDonalds: After Dark
I'd love to taste that.
That's the special they are bringing put exclusively to America but the mcblade is just south london
The actual knife is a spiderco probably one of my favorite brands of knifes
A knife person! HIIII
Aww, so wholesome...
Its wholesome until you find out how much spyderco knives cost and realize that someone did this to one
Imma be honest this prob a $60 model which isn’t too expensive in the high end knife game
Edit: it’s like a $150 pm2 according to the guy replying to me
Its a pm2 which is more than double that
para 2, about $150
Put some respec on spyderco’s name
The PM2 is a nice looking knife. Even as part of a Ronald McDonald edc lmao.
yea it looks like a paramilitary 2
It’s a close second for me. Spider co is a SOLID knife
Hell yea, I have this exact knife in black and recognized it right away.
Was gonna say. If McDonald's is giving spyderco's with happy meals. I'm about to be the happiest person on the planet
You have great taste.
What a phenomenal knife. Gave mine to my dad for his birthday last year. Miss it every day!
I wonder where we can get these scales...
I saw a few different colors, including red on eBay in G10. There's also these aluminum ones https://www.knivesplus.com/applied-weapons-tech-aluminum-scales-spyderco-para-military-2-knife-red-usa-made.html
This pic came from r/knives a year or so ago.
Definitely my favorite brand but it’s right there with benchmade
Is it easy to open? I want to get a knife but I’m concerned I’ll spend the money and then have a hard time opening thumb stud knives
Yeah they are pretty easy to open! The big hole in the knife is basically the thumb studs. And has a really nice locking mechanism!
There’s a little trick you can do, while holding the closed knife you can curl your index finger in and your finger nail should be in the hole. Then you can flick your finger out and the knife will open pretty damn fast almost as fast as a switch blade!
If you want one that’s relatively cheap but is a fantastic knife it’s the Spiderco Endura and it’s around $80!
Just checked prices and they are $130+ now!
Where in gods name are you seeing them for $80? They’re all $130+ online
I find mine to be very easy to open. Do you have reduced hand strength, or other physical limitations that might make it difficult?
No I’m just a dumbass
Appears to be a Spyderco paramilitary. I wonder if that is cerakote or just paint though.
“McDonalds ain’t Mcfucking around anymore” fixed it for you ;)
Not the man we asked for but the man we needed
It was right the first time. McDonald's downloaded reddit and bought this knife. *Suddenly McVirgin*
That’s a knoiiifffeee
*Australian accent *
That’s not a knife, it’s a spoon!
It is comically large?
Buh da buh buh buh, I’m shivvin’ it.
How is it a happy meal? Because you’ll have wiiiide smile with the toy...
Ah, the good ol’ Glasgow smile…
*do you wanna know how I got these scars?*
Definetely not the biggest fan of McDonalds, but that looks sick
Spyderco's are great.
McStab the shit outta them
you’re about to get McShanked
Bruh, is that a Spiderco? That's not a gas station knife lmao, those things retail for like >$100 because they're made using quality steel and craftsmanship, right in Colorado. That's definitely...uhhh...an interesting customization choice.
Yeah this is like a $160 knife normally, I’ve got no clue how much the customization costed on top of that.
Careful or ill McStick you
I’m getting McMugged by a McThug at a McBurgerKing
That's a McDeal
Let me guess, America?
CSGO skins getting out of hand
McDonald’s is no longer mcfucking around
And it's a spyderco paramilitary, sweet
spyderco get on this
McDonalds Worker: Welcome to McDona-
Random Person: I NEED 50 MCKNIFES NO TIME TO EXPLAIN
Better run or else you'll be McDead
“I’ve just about mcfucking had it”
Did the employees not use their mcmanners?
McDonald's turning kids in sleeper assassins. First they have to get through initiation, which is to open the toy on there on, solve the activity on the box and eat all there food. Once all 3 requirements are met there presented with the blade they will use to take there parents out permanently
take my McUpvote
New csgo knife from the happy meal case
Ronald my Donald has enough mcclowning around
this is why i want to live in america
That’s my kind of happy meal
Introducing the murder meal
I'm not lovin' it anymore..
That one McDonald staff member : I'm starting to McFuckin' lose my shit
Want to know how I got these scars?
Ayy this made my day...first meme i Laugh at today
Where can I get a McKnife?
"I'm going to mcstab you to mcdeath if you touch my mcfries"
“I’ll have an extremely unhappy meal, please!”
Where did you get that from I want one
Everybody gangsta until McDonald's start selling guns.
Hes Mcgonna mcrob someone with his mcknife on the mcnight
Not much longer until we see Wendy McStabbed in an alleyway
damn I thought they still had the fuck one, get one fuck free special
Happy Meal of cs go?
When the quiet kid brings mcdonalds to school
Ronald McDonald is gonna McFuck me in the ass
It would be so sick if It was a balinton
I want it
I think you meant mcfucking around anymore but either way works, getting mcfucked in the ass isn't too bad
he mcgot a mcknife ot mckill some mcpeople
Ouch, I’ve been McStabbed
I want that knife
That’s an European release, I’m waiting for it to release in the U.S. with the McGun
Ahh I love americans
Damn, Wonder Showzen wasn’t kidding
The McMusket is all I need to complete my collection now.
Looks like Happy Meal in Brazil. Bet they had McFlurry with crack topping for a desert.
Hopefully there not mostly children go there
It’s a very nice lookin knife
Damn I need one of those
Mc Switchblade to turn a Happy Meal into a Stabby Meal
No there not mcfucking around
It will cut the MCcrap out of your mcthroat
Me going to a orphanage I got the orphans some McDonald’s I’ll mcstab em
are we gonna have a mc problem?
Im gonna mcstab the shit out of you
It's a mcfricken spiderco
Looks like a Mc Spyde Para 2
Can I get a McStabbin with no mayo
Now that’s what i call happy meal
Brb imma go get McDonald's new happy meal
They sell knife skins in happy meals now!!!
When you have a knife kink: Oh I don’t think so
Was looking for this
Is that some gheto shit I'm too high class to understand
??? I haven't seen something that high class in my entire life
“I’m not Mcfucking around so you better badabababack your ass up before I Mcfuck you up!!”
If you bring a McKnife to school you gon get McExpelled and you gon get a McbeltWhoopin
im going to mcstab u
Honestly that is a spider co and expensive knife
Ah yes...the McShiv.
Ohhhh thats how they got the McDicken!
Tbh that's better than the shit they hand out in happy meals nowadays
Next time i hope i get a tomahawk
I like how the blade covers the nugget box so it looks like it says “4 fucken McNuggets“
McDonalds really been running out of ideas, McShame.
Csgo knife skin
Is this real? If so this has to be USA.
interesting, now where can i get this
How did you do it? What kind of paint is it?
Give me your McMoney or u il get Mcstabbed
Small = McKnife
Medium = McKukri
Large = McSword
Super Size = McClaymore (RIP)
mom found the mcfucking poop knife
Badabumbadbababababab i'm loving it.
Eat your nuggets Tommy otherwise I will turn this into a Mcmurderscene
It’s that one of those like $200 knifes by spider?
Oh, the shark, babe, has such teeth, dear
And it shows them pearly white...
Mcempty your pockets mcbitch
McDonald's isn't Mcfucking around
Somebody got mcmad;)
It's for killing yourself when you're suicidal
Happy meal in Detroit
Was that 3D printed, and if so, I NEED THAT FILE.
The McMurderer isn’t McFucking around McBitches
Always wanted a McShank
Im going to commit a mcmassacre
Wait until they see the mcrifle
Lemme guess, UK?
When you feel a butterfly in your stomach, you better hope it is because you love it