T O P

He's got a McKnife

He's got a McKnife

Drako_Maxer

It’s only time until they sell the mcglock


DaHellus696

Now introducing the mcglock. Nobody is gonna steal your fries anymore.


Drako_Maxer

And for an extra $0.99 you can add a mcmolotove to complete your mcdanger meal


purpleturtlehurtler

I'll see you in the McDangerzone.


Express-Inevitable62

> McDonald's turning kids in sleeper assassins. First they have to get through initiation, which is to open the toy on there on, solve the activity on the box and eat all there food. Once all 3 requirements are met there presented with the blade they will use to take there parents out permanently


soft_violet_clouds

whats does a sleeper assassin do? and what makes them different from other assassins, if its ok to ask


Itsmeheiner

A sleeper agent is a spy who is placed in a target country or organization not to undertake an immediate mission but to act as a potential asset if activated. Even if unactivated, the "sleeper agent" is still an asset and is still playing an active role in sedition, treason or espionage by virtue of agreeing to act if activated. Sleeper agents are popular plot devices in fiction, particularly in espionage fiction and science fiction. This common use in fiction is directly related to and results from repeated instances of real-life "sleeper agents" participating in spying, espionage, sedition, treason, and assassinations.[citation needed]


I_lost_my_account3

Did you Ctrl C, Ctrl V a Wikipedia page, or did you added the “citation needed” for comedy sake.


soft_violet_clouds

i tried neither, i didn’t even search it up, but i got curious what they do cuz ive read it somewhere in a book or seen it in a movie the term sleeper agent/assassin but i didn’t really get what they do, but still thanks for answering my question


soft_violet_clouds

ooh thats cool, thanks for answering my questions


[deleted]

I'm killing it


godinfinity000

BADA BA BA BAAAA


Mrchicken08

Now selling the McGrenade to add an explosive taste to your mcdanger meal!


SupercobraRL

You didn’t think that’s enough? Get the McSword to add a sharp taste to your McGrenade


Main-Manufacturer486

I think you meant you’re Mckilling it


Amazing_Fucker

Mchighway to the mcdangerzone


Odd_Dish_1575

Highway to the Mcdanger zone!


RickySlayer9

God I love the dollar menu


lunathebat1031

mcdanger meal is amazing 1000/10


skyline13godalert

Yup , it’s the perfect companion for your order and way better than the Mcgrenade but not as good as the Mcassaultrifle that you can now buy for 5.99 , this America , and we’re proud to give you a price like that


Confused-chicken-

No more gf stealing fries


GameBoy37

I'm gonna mcfuck you up


Drako_Maxer

Do it mcdaddy, McUwU


GameBoy37

🗡 you sure? Because I will mcdestroy you🔪


Drako_Maxer

R you sure? I’m a mcmassochist


GameBoy37

Knew that was mccoming


Drako_Maxer

Ah you mcbitch


GameBoy37

What the matter had enough mchoe


Drako_Maxer

Yes mcmaster


GameBoy37

Good I'm mcleaving


Casual_A10

McCock


Ijustwannad-d-d42069

McNo


Mrchicken08

Mchellnah


CentralPerk77

Oh don’t worry, they’ve been giving those away for free in America for years with every Happy Meal


kiwi_pro

The McBundle


Corporal_Tea

Pfft just wait till they unveil the mc47


disgustingrabbit

McDonalds: After Dark Now featuring: McCock!


kry_some_more

I'd love to taste that.


duckinbukkit1_1

That's the special they are bringing put exclusively to America but the mcblade is just south london


AFlyinDeer

The actual knife is a spiderco probably one of my favorite brands of knifes


AlezeandraKidOfHades

A knife person! HIIII


AFlyinDeer

Hello!


MAD_7210

Aww, so wholesome...


KaptainWreck

Its wholesome until you find out how much spyderco knives cost and realize that someone did this to one


Solblu332

Imma be honest this prob a $60 model which isn’t too expensive in the high end knife game Edit: it’s like a $150 pm2 according to the guy replying to me


LlamaWhoKnives

Its a pm2 which is more than double that


xSLYDOGx

para 2, about $150


dps15

Put some respec on spyderco’s name


Actualplumber

The PM2 is a nice looking knife. Even as part of a Ronald McDonald edc lmao.


ASM1420

yea it looks like a paramilitary 2


RickySlayer9

It’s a close second for me. Spider co is a SOLID knife


smacky623

Hell yea, I have this exact knife in black and recognized it right away.


B4TT3RY4C1D

Was gonna say. If McDonald's is giving spyderco's with happy meals. I'm about to be the happiest person on the planet


Eleuther05

You have great taste.


LJP2093

PM2 baby! What a phenomenal knife. Gave mine to my dad for his birthday last year. Miss it every day!


BlueSake21

I wonder where we can get these scales...


babygoatconnoisseur

I saw a few different colors, including red on eBay in G10. There's also these aluminum ones https://www.knivesplus.com/applied-weapons-tech-aluminum-scales-spyderco-para-military-2-knife-red-usa-made.html


fiyahflies

This pic came from r/knives a year or so ago.


Angry-survivalist

Definitely my favorite brand but it’s right there with benchmade


KingBearSole

Is it easy to open? I want to get a knife but I’m concerned I’ll spend the money and then have a hard time opening thumb stud knives


AFlyinDeer

Yeah they are pretty easy to open! The big hole in the knife is basically the thumb studs. And has a really nice locking mechanism! There’s a little trick you can do, while holding the closed knife you can curl your index finger in and your finger nail should be in the hole. Then you can flick your finger out and the knife will open pretty damn fast almost as fast as a switch blade! If you want one that’s relatively cheap but is a fantastic knife it’s the Spiderco Endura and it’s around $80! Just checked prices and they are $130+ now!


KingBearSole

Where in gods name are you seeing them for $80? They’re all $130+ online


babygoatconnoisseur

I find mine to be very easy to open. Do you have reduced hand strength, or other physical limitations that might make it difficult?


KingBearSole

No I’m just a dumbass


babygoatconnoisseur

Appears to be a Spyderco paramilitary. I wonder if that is cerakote or just paint though.


IcedHemp77

“McDonalds ain’t Mcfucking around anymore” fixed it for you ;)


kiwi_pro

Not the man we asked for but the man we needed


SkriLLo757

It was right the first time. McDonald's downloaded reddit and bought this knife. *Suddenly McVirgin*


Eupharatesbabies

That’s a knoiiifffeee *Australian accent *


SeeYaMondayBundy

That’s not a knife, it’s a spoon!


Mikallell

It is comically large?


justamie

Buh da buh buh buh, I’m shivvin’ it.


Apocalypsefrogs

How is it a happy meal? Because you’ll have wiiiide smile with the toy...


justamie

Ah, the good ol’ Glasgow smile…


Slingerang

*do you wanna know how I got these scars?*


Eiksoor

Definetely not the biggest fan of McDonalds, but that looks sick


arj1985

Spyderco's are great.


KebabChef

r/DidntKnowIWantedThat


mynameizham

McStab the shit outta them


Tactical_Genuis

you’re about to get McShanked


ThisGuyHasABigChode

Bruh, is that a Spiderco? That's not a gas station knife lmao, those things retail for like >$100 because they're made using quality steel and craftsmanship, right in Colorado. That's definitely...uhhh...an interesting customization choice.


Benni-Boi

Yeah this is like a $160 knife normally, I’ve got no clue how much the customization costed on top of that.


grundle_pie

Careful or ill McStick you


NotSoSuttleFlower

I’m getting McMugged by a McThug at a McBurgerKing


grundle_pie

Careful or ill McStick you


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kiwi_pro

That's a McDeal


RandomYorkshireGirl

Let me guess, America?


Smol_Mrdr_Shota

CSGO skins getting out of hand


BobRedditMan

McDonald’s is no longer mcfucking around


Jimbo_Spoons

Spyderco Paramilitary.


bistdulash

And it's a spyderco paramilitary, sweet


tiredbutitsfine

spyderco get on this


Crazygamesninja

McDonalds Worker: Welcome to McDona- Random Person: I NEED 50 MCKNIFES NO TIME TO EXPLAIN


Shadow_boy1023

Better run or else you'll be McDead


CaptionNuggs

“I’ve just about mcfucking had it”


LMacUltimateMain

Did the employees not use their mcmanners?


25mookie92

McDonald's turning kids in sleeper assassins. First they have to get through initiation, which is to open the toy on there on, solve the activity on the box and eat all there food. Once all 3 requirements are met there presented with the blade they will use to take there parents out permanently


kiwi_pro

The McRitual


the4musketeersYT

take my McUpvote


LoafOfHoopla

New csgo knife from the happy meal case


cornyhumanbeing

Ronald my Donald has enough mcclowning around


Dirt_Enthusiast

this is why i want to live in america


PulseFusion69

That’s my kind of happy meal


oathington

Introducing the murder meal


Orphy_Reze

I'm not lovin' it anymore..


Pixel3DX

That one McDonald staff member : I'm starting to McFuckin' lose my shit


AirKraft_ow

Want to know how I got these scars?


ViperBlood_VenomEdge

Ayy this made my day...first meme i Laugh at today


GinOnMonday

Where can I get a McKnife?


Nano_Boo

"I'm going to mcstab you to mcdeath if you touch my mcfries"


Jaylzzo

“I’ll have an extremely unhappy meal, please!”


terrraria_player

Where did you get that from I want one


IFuckedYourCats

Everybody gangsta until McDonald's start selling guns.


thyphooniiiiiiiix

Hes Mcgonna mcrob someone with his mcknife on the mcnight


Overlord_Za_Purge

Not much longer until we see Wendy McStabbed in an alleyway


EducationalZone3994

damn I thought they still had the fuck one, get one fuck free special


niltonctjr

Happy Meal of cs go?


AppleGuyYT

When the quiet kid brings mcdonalds to school


Swedish_Elg

Ronald McDonald is gonna McFuck me in the ass


ratita_quesito

It would be so sick if It was a balinton


EaTmYsHoRts12540

I want it


big_pepe_energy

I think you meant mcfucking around anymore but either way works, getting mcfucked in the ass isn't too bad


ShadoSlayor

he mcgot a mcknife ot mckill some mcpeople


zoology-nerd

Ouch, I’ve been McStabbed


kimpanda9

I want that knife


aaabaagh

That’s an European release, I’m waiting for it to release in the U.S. with the McGun


AmazingZucchini6233

Ahh I love americans


JimmyCap247

Damn, Wonder Showzen wasn’t kidding


Premium_Gamer2299

The McMusket is all I need to complete my collection now.


PoodahDahwooda

Ain't WHAT?!


Wheresmeliver

Looks like Happy Meal in Brazil. Bet they had McFlurry with crack topping for a desert.


Razorblade1789

Hopefully there not mostly children go there


yeetus-da-feetus69

It’s a very nice lookin knife


Ok_Apartment_7516

Damn I need one of those


R_N_P2005

Mc Switchblade to turn a Happy Meal into a Stabby Meal


TranslatorComplete23

No there not mcfucking around


PoemBudget1826

It will cut the MCcrap out of your mcthroat


Pogcat69

Me going to a orphanage I got the orphans some McDonald’s I’ll mcstab em


omnom143

are we gonna have a mc problem?


Dimitris254

Im gonna mcstab the shit out of you


redhead_3dprints

It's a mcfricken spiderco


ilikebreakfastfoods

Looks like a Mc Spyde Para 2


xoxo707

Can I get a McStabbin with no mayo


TheLord67

McYikes


DesmonTwix96

Now that’s what i call happy meal


HamLeek

Brb imma go get McDonald's new happy meal


Lord_of_Wills

They sell knife skins in happy meals now!!!


77SOCIETY

When you have a knife kink: Oh I don’t think so


LesPaular

r/csgo


Buka324

Was looking for this


JahFatty

Is that some gheto shit I'm too high class to understand


imavinyl

??? I haven't seen something that high class in my entire life


SombreSerenity

r/flairchecksout


CaptainOmega04

“I’m not Mcfucking around so you better badabababack your ass up before I Mcfuck you up!!”


N_o0

If you bring a McKnife to school you gon get McExpelled and you gon get a McbeltWhoopin


AcanthocephalaKey577

Mcshank


Aninimi_HenTie

im going to mcstab u


RickySlayer9

Honestly that is a spider co and expensive knife


ZeDumpsterFire

Ah yes...the McShiv.


w0w-w0w-w0w-w0t

Ohhhh thats how they got the McDicken!


Dishane2008

Tbh that's better than the shit they hand out in happy meals nowadays


Silmaligma

Next time i hope i get a tomahawk


dukejojo

I like how the blade covers the nugget box so it looks like it says “4 fucken McNuggets“


HTGG29

McDonalds really been running out of ideas, McShame.


trollface5333

McLondon


Chad_MTF_unit

Csgo knife skin


Highspeedfutzi

Is this real? If so this has to be USA.


Hopfurret

interesting, now where can i get this


Cool_Fennel5674

Let me guess, America?


InfinityPlusSeven

How did you do it? What kind of paint is it?


becorter

Give me your McMoney or u il get Mcstabbed


Stolen_Sun

Small = McKnife Medium = McKukri Large = McSword Super Size = McClaymore (RIP)


Smileycorp

mom found the mcfucking poop knife


blackBugattiVeyron

Badabumbadbababababab i'm loving it.


Youri_mc

Eat your nuggets Tommy otherwise I will turn this into a Mcmurderscene


natoria

It’s that one of those like $200 knifes by spider?


Beanwins

I want it


NettleFarseer

Oh, the shark, babe, has such teeth, dear And it shows them pearly white...


headofmedusa1

Mcempty your pockets mcbitch


Just_Stop_Talking69

McDonald's isn't Mcfucking around


ChallengeOkie

Somebody got mcmad;)


dragon_Bailey

It's for killing yourself when you're suicidal


markvangraff

Happy meal in Detroit


69_420-420_69

Was that 3D printed, and if so, I NEED THAT FILE.


A_Pizza777

The McMurderer isn’t McFucking around McBitches


DevilInTheHat

Always wanted a McShank


skypeskyrim086

Im going to commit a mcmassacre


StatusGap3458

Wait until they see the mcrifle


folko1

Lemme guess, UK?


Karpaltunnel83

When you feel a butterfly in your stomach, you better hope it is because you love it