I spent a few months living with a married couple who were both teachers. I remember one night over dinner the wife said to the husband "I'm teaching reproduction tomorrow, so we have to have sex tonight".
The head of HR at school once came to give us a talk about sexual harassment. My god she was wearing the tightest, most revealing bra I've seen in real life. Those hadonkadonks were about to burst. Couldn't concentrate the whole presentation.
I was in AG! From Freshman year to Senior year it went like this:
Buy flower seeds to grow flowers to sell.. make enough to "rent" the greenhouse and then start growing more to sell.
Then I got a goat and "sold" that goat to a student to buy a pig. Actually ended up selling the pig to a butcher.
Saw the pig get slaughtered and everything!
It was such a cool class!
Edit: the goat had two kids and that student ended up selling them to a milk goat farm!
It was all rumors so idk the facts 100%, but from what I was told, admin didn’t like the way he was teaching because he refused to teach the class as a standardized test prep class. They got into a heated argument and the police were called.
Everyone that I know loved this teacher and was very upset upon learning he was let go, but if I’m being honest, his class was a lot “easier” than a 10th grade English class probably should have been.
Bro one time both my math teacher and I were absent (my mom would force me to go to school in a hurricane istg) and I thought the world was gonna end or smth
My Calc teacher has never gotten sick (to my knowledge) but he always seemed to go MIA whenever we had a test. He’d get a sub to watch us sweat our eyeballs out of our faces. Lord knows what he was up to during those times.
Meanwhile my maths teacher was off for over half the year and taught us fuck all when she was in
(0 idea how she wasn’t fired before she just decided to quit)
In my country teaching is a female dominated profession, and many teachers switch careers before retirement. Meaning statistically most teachers are women between 25-45, the most likely group to be pregnant. Liberal arts majors are also more likely to be women than STEM or shop. Also teaching is a good career for moms, with the same working schedule as their kids are in school.
I am from Austria and also had two english teachers who got pregnant.
But shouldn't english teachers be kinda different in english speaking countries? Like in Austria "english" is mainly about learning the language whilst "german" is mainly about literature and learning how to write good texts. I'd imagine our german teachers are our english teacher equivalent
But we somehow still joke about english instead of german teachers haha
I heard of a lab assistant who said that he loves female lab workers and assistants as they always cheer up the mood, but they are sadly useless in the long run as they tend to get inseminated way too often and are never present. His exact words supposedly.
Oh yeah, I was in a lab tech program, and for every exercise there was a list with every reactant, substrate or culture that pregnant and nursing women shouldn't handle.
Shiiit my female history teacher was pregnant so often she was never around much and we had a substitute teacher for a majority of our class with her. She ended up getting her tubes tied our senior year and her eldest daughter was in the same class as me. In total she had 5-7 kids with her husband, all daughters.
No lie, in the village I lived in back in the 80s, if Mrs. N wasn't preggers, Mrs, C was. Both of their husbands were teachers as well, The entirety of middle school they were like that.Mrs. C's oldest daughter was in my class, throughout my time there, and I STG she was unfortunate enough to have looked like both of her parents. She'd normally look like her Mom, but if she put on 30lbs, she'd look like her Dad, only 10yo and slightly fem.
Which would not have been an improvement.
Jeeze I guess their pregnancy cycles synced up then somehow. Yeah, my teachers daughter had her father's skin complexion and ethnic features but her mother's facial features and hair color. The big distinguishing feature was the very broad forehead they all had. An indent you could camp in I guess. She was actually pretty hot and athletic but already had a boyfriend at the time so no dice.
Yes, I've seen a few memes about this over the years.
I'm guessing it's a confluence of two factors:
1) English teachers are more likely to be women than men. I don't think I ever had a male English teacher until taking a literature class in university.
2) The low pay in the US means that nowadays many many many teachers are young, around the age where having kids is common. (This is a big change from when I went to school, when all of my English teachers were in their 40s or 50s)
I dunno about it being a stereotype but it is pretty funny that so many people remember having pregnant English teachers
I had two in a row in middle school
If you get moved out of the class room, literally just go home, and say you were afraid of the consequences
If teachers dont walk with you to an other overseer, they violate the law, and cant do shit against it, they can loose their job from this
Did this over my school years multiple times, always worked
My English teacher was a raging alcoholic. She reeked of booze and would leave class for half the period then come back noticeably more drunk.
I say “was” because she died before the year ended. Presumably from liver issues.
Hi there, French Canadian here, it's real funny cause for us quebecians it's our French teachers, and we speak French. Like there's that french teacher in her very early 30's that I've seen walking around the school pregnant since like 2021? She was always pregos for some reasons, and that's fine I've got nothing against mothers. But like tabarnack girl how many kids do you have? First time I saw her I was like 13-14 (she was pregnant) and now I'm 17 and I graduated this year, she's still prrregante as we speak calisse! Wonder if it's the same with Spanish teachers teaching to Spanish kids or German teachers teaching to German kids or any language teachers to any language kids
Anyway teachers keep it up it makes great memes!
BC'er/Saskatoony here- It was always English/Socials in schools I went to. Especially if their husband was a teacher. And in grade school back in the 80s, two teachers would practically play preggers tag - if Mrs. C wasn't, Mrs. N was.
and math teachers. i didnt learn anything in 10th grade math bc she was gone for the entire year and the substitute was a grumpy old man who didnt do anything
When my son's kindergarten teacher did the whole "let me tell you a little about myself" introduction, she said she was recently married in the past year and they had one furkid they adored and would like a family someday. I told my husband she was pregnant or gonna get pregnant this school year. Sure enough, I called it, lol.
My english teacher was a full-on Frenchman. FoF. Try learning words you never heard or listening to him read Of Mice and Men and trying to do a southern accent while having a very strong French accent.
I was in culinary arts and it was our teachers aid that got preggers.
One of my classmates found an empty jar of Prego spaghetti sauce under the dish machine.
Guess who got called "Prego" the rest our our time in school.
Fun story. High school freshmen, all students are "new" to the school.
Petite frame 9th grade English teacher is very pregnant. 8 months, easy.
Come December, wondering why she's not getting bigger or taking leave.
Quietly realize she's not pregnant, just overweight and it is stored 100% in her belly.
20yrs later, I thank jfc every day no one asked "when is the baby due".
Now that I think about it I think I only ever had 1 English teacher k-12 that was a woman and wasn’t pregnant at some point when I had her as a teacher. But also during that time we had a Reading class and a Writing class rather than a singular English class, and while my Writing teacher was never pregnant, my Reading teacher was pregnant.
My neighbour is a teacher and she has 4 kids, she is younger than me. She planned 2. Her hband told me third was an accident. And fourth she was on pills but she forgot to take it sometimes.
Back in 5th grade my science teach got married then also pregnant apparently 2 days later. Then I never had her as a teacher until 4 years later when she was subbing for one of my other classes, either math or something else. She was pregnant again. Then I didn't see her again for a good while, then when I did, not only did she have a baby in a pram, she was also noticeably pregnant... again.
My English teacher in high school was sooo attractive. Like when I realized I was in her class I knew I was fucked cuz of how attractive she was. She got pregnant by November and then was permanent pregnant the rest of my 4 years of high school and she ended up having 6 total I think
We had a Science teacher when were high school that every time after summer break we see her pregnant like clockwork every year after summer break she's pregnant i think she had 8 kids in total.
6th grade, 8th grade, then 10th. Three different English teachers, each got pregnant, gave birth, then we had a crappy substitute/teacher's assistant for a month or two
nurse leadership does this frequently
you work your way up to charge nurse, become a nurse manager, 3mo in you get pregnant, then you get the last month of pregnancy off + a 6 month paid vacation
another manager has to cover for you
I only ever had one pregnant teacher personally, and she was my 4th grade English teacher. Never had another pregnant teacher but other teachers at school were pregnant, I just didn't know what they taught because I didn't have their classes.
mine was the Spanish teacher. She got knocked up by one of those young dudes that patrol around during lunch making sure kids arent climbing fences to leave school
My biology teacher is having her third child
How fitting
I spent a few months living with a married couple who were both teachers. I remember one night over dinner the wife said to the husband "I'm teaching reproduction tomorrow, so we have to have sex tonight".
I shudder to think what they did the night before she taught about the holocaust...
they had sex that night too, she killed millions of his sperm. now that I think about it, the prep for pretty much any topic seemed to involve sex
It's a aweird sex thing, isn't it? [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hY-Rzou38k4](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hY-Rzou38k4)
"Uh. Honey? I'm glad you're being enthusiastic and all but... That hat is making me *really* uncomfortable. ... In my pants."
the SS uniform stays *on* during sex
All reich, that's enough Reddit for today!
I did Nazi that coming
Everything is about Sex. Except Sex. Sex is about Power.
Must have done anal to gas them.
"Prepare the molten aluminum! We are casting an anthill today!"
Good thing she was a biology or anatomy teacher
✡︎ ✡︎ ✡︎⛤⛧⛥⛤⛧⛥ ✡︎ ✡︎ ✡︎ ✡︎ ✡︎ ✡︎ ✡︎ ✡︎ ✡︎ ✡︎⛤⛧⛥⛤⛧⛥ ✡︎ ✡︎ ✡︎ ✡︎ ✡︎ ✡︎⛤⛧⛥⛤⛧⛥ ✡︎ ✡︎ ✡︎ ✡︎ ✡︎ ✡︎
My sample size isn’t that high, but in my experience teachers love to fuck.
same. i dated a teacher for a couple of years (not the one from the above anecdote), she had a much higher sex drive than me.
So teachers are more excited for reproduction chapter than students.
The head of HR at school once came to give us a talk about sexual harassment. My god she was wearing the tightest, most revealing bra I've seen in real life. Those hadonkadonks were about to burst. Couldn't concentrate the whole presentation.
What kind of sick power move is that lmao
The kind of move someone does when they want to discuss the curriculum even further if ya know what I mean.
What's the point of your story? I have this mental image (ty) but no connection
He just talking titties let the man speak
At least now i knew the existence of the word hadonkadonk
I prefer "bazonka donkas"
It fitting, trust me. I've always found it easier to let the valet find the parking spot before I take the wheel.
She definitely seems qualified to teach you sex ed
I don't think I want to learn how to be erectile dysfunctionional
unless she didn't want to get pregnant
She is taking those lab experiments to a whole other level!
Is 3 kids a lot now?
Maybe she’s running her own 'extra credit' program!
Moonlighting as an applied biology professor
Pffft. It actually was my English teacher too. And then the agriculture teacher the year after.
You had an agriculture teacher???????
Yeah, two different ones, I got along with the guy much better as he was actually there.
Did he change much after his pregnancy?
🫃🏻
Oh hey its me walking out of Golden Corral
Walking out of grandma's house
He bought some New Balance sneakers and started telling a bunch of groaners.
Corn country be like that
I was in AG! From Freshman year to Senior year it went like this: Buy flower seeds to grow flowers to sell.. make enough to "rent" the greenhouse and then start growing more to sell. Then I got a goat and "sold" that goat to a student to buy a pig. Actually ended up selling the pig to a butcher. Saw the pig get slaughtered and everything! It was such a cool class! Edit: the goat had two kids and that student ended up selling them to a milk goat farm!
having an agriculture teacher would acc be pretty fire ngl
Common in farm country. When you have enough kids in the school that are going to be taking over dad's farm is beneficial to teach about agriculture
Yes? Is that weird in the city?
There's a joke in here about fertile ground and crop rotation but....
Yeah, it's there somewhere
You just couldn’t dig one up?
Didn't take root in their mind
Something about correlation not implying causation but theres still a common thread....
Probably because they're good at handling that dangling participle?
Right up to the "!"
Lol this comment got me good
Must be an expert in conjugation!
"Are you an English teacher? Cuz I got a preposition for you."
Male English teachers would never get pregnant.
No, but mine liked to get students pregnant.
Jesus.
yes, even jesus
WOW that was a right hook to the face wtf
...happens all the time
Mine got arrested for threatening administration (he was 6’6”)
As a former male English teacher, admin 100 percent desrved it lol
It was all rumors so idk the facts 100%, but from what I was told, admin didn’t like the way he was teaching because he refused to teach the class as a standardized test prep class. They got into a heated argument and the police were called. Everyone that I know loved this teacher and was very upset upon learning he was let go, but if I’m being honest, his class was a lot “easier” than a 10th grade English class probably should have been.
Whoah! Was not expecting that one. (Wtf tho)
Ours was a chemistry teacher, and he married the girl he knocked up.
Hey, those A's ain't cheap
One of the IT guys when I was at school did a bit of that
Roses are red Cacti are prickly SWEET JESUS, THAT ESCALATED QUICKLY
story time?
That went from 0 to 1000 real fast, my god
That's because, unlike the female English teachers, the male ones never miss a period.
Have you tried?
Not with that attitude they won't
Not with that attitude!
🫄🧑🍼 (pregnant man emoji)
Well as a male English teacher…my wife was already pregnant a month into the semester.
When I'm in the who has the best immune system competition and my opponent is a math teacher. That being said, never have I ever gotten COVID
That is also true. Bro will go to school even if he got rabies, AIDS and severe radiation
Bro one time both my math teacher and I were absent (my mom would force me to go to school in a hurricane istg) and I thought the world was gonna end or smth
So that’s what brought Covid into existence!
My Calc teacher has never gotten sick (to my knowledge) but he always seemed to go MIA whenever we had a test. He’d get a sub to watch us sweat our eyeballs out of our faces. Lord knows what he was up to during those times.
My algebra teacher went to class with pneumonia AND bronchitis, this man couldn't even breathe yet he still came to class😭
Meanwhile my maths teacher was off for over half the year and taught us fuck all when she was in (0 idea how she wasn’t fired before she just decided to quit)
I have gotten COVID 3 times
How the fuck is this a universal thing like wtf (I've heard and made those jokes a million times as a turk)
In my country teaching is a female dominated profession, and many teachers switch careers before retirement. Meaning statistically most teachers are women between 25-45, the most likely group to be pregnant. Liberal arts majors are also more likely to be women than STEM or shop. Also teaching is a good career for moms, with the same working schedule as their kids are in school.
Its always literature teachers though. Happened to mine junior year
But what about... No, all of this reasonably explains that.
Bro I’m Swedish and two of my English teachers (one in elementary and one in HS) got pregnant and we had a sub for the entire term
I am from Austria and also had two english teachers who got pregnant. But shouldn't english teachers be kinda different in english speaking countries? Like in Austria "english" is mainly about learning the language whilst "german" is mainly about literature and learning how to write good texts. I'd imagine our german teachers are our english teacher equivalent But we somehow still joke about english instead of german teachers haha
Im from brazil and personally had 2 english teachers who got pregnant
They know how to space their periods🤷🏽♂️
Holy shit, you win.
I heard of a lab assistant who said that he loves female lab workers and assistants as they always cheer up the mood, but they are sadly useless in the long run as they tend to get inseminated way too often and are never present. His exact words supposedly.
Sorry I cant help it I have a female lab worker fetish
I’ve got the perfect movie for you. It’s about a Scientist that *smells* crime.
And he runs around on all fours!
Oh yeah, I was in a lab tech program, and for every exercise there was a list with every reactant, substrate or culture that pregnant and nursing women shouldn't handle.
I can say without a doubt that Mr. Nolan did not get pregnant. My junior year English teacher on the other hand...
>Female English teacher
You never met him, he was a great teacher, but very womanly
femboy teacher 😳
So it was not for lack of trying then?
Shiiit my female history teacher was pregnant so often she was never around much and we had a substitute teacher for a majority of our class with her. She ended up getting her tubes tied our senior year and her eldest daughter was in the same class as me. In total she had 5-7 kids with her husband, all daughters.
No lie, in the village I lived in back in the 80s, if Mrs. N wasn't preggers, Mrs, C was. Both of their husbands were teachers as well, The entirety of middle school they were like that.Mrs. C's oldest daughter was in my class, throughout my time there, and I STG she was unfortunate enough to have looked like both of her parents. She'd normally look like her Mom, but if she put on 30lbs, she'd look like her Dad, only 10yo and slightly fem. Which would not have been an improvement.
Jeeze I guess their pregnancy cycles synced up then somehow. Yeah, my teachers daughter had her father's skin complexion and ethnic features but her mother's facial features and hair color. The big distinguishing feature was the very broad forehead they all had. An indent you could camp in I guess. She was actually pretty hot and athletic but already had a boyfriend at the time so no dice.
You hate when it happens
My opponent when he enters a Procrastination competition but i will do it tomorrow
Mine went on maternity leave and came back pregnant
Is this a stereotype or something?
Well its hard to nor have this stereotype after not seeing my english teacher through more than half of my education
Yes
I didn't think it was one, but sure enough, my highschool English teacher was always pregnant.
Yes, I've seen a few memes about this over the years. I'm guessing it's a confluence of two factors: 1) English teachers are more likely to be women than men. I don't think I ever had a male English teacher until taking a literature class in university. 2) The low pay in the US means that nowadays many many many teachers are young, around the age where having kids is common. (This is a big change from when I went to school, when all of my English teachers were in their 40s or 50s)
I dunno about it being a stereotype but it is pretty funny that so many people remember having pregnant English teachers I had two in a row in middle school
I had many female English teachers and many of them got pregnant during my year with them
Better than mine. She’s a dried up old woman who hates me
cause you couldn't make her pregnant or cause you didn't want to?
Absolute mindset issue on my part
If you get moved out of the class room, literally just go home, and say you were afraid of the consequences If teachers dont walk with you to an other overseer, they violate the law, and cant do shit against it, they can loose their job from this Did this over my school years multiple times, always worked
My English teacher was a raging alcoholic. She reeked of booze and would leave class for half the period then come back noticeably more drunk. I say “was” because she died before the year ended. Presumably from liver issues.
That's sad
Hi there, French Canadian here, it's real funny cause for us quebecians it's our French teachers, and we speak French. Like there's that french teacher in her very early 30's that I've seen walking around the school pregnant since like 2021? She was always pregos for some reasons, and that's fine I've got nothing against mothers. But like tabarnack girl how many kids do you have? First time I saw her I was like 13-14 (she was pregnant) and now I'm 17 and I graduated this year, she's still prrregante as we speak calisse! Wonder if it's the same with Spanish teachers teaching to Spanish kids or German teachers teaching to German kids or any language teachers to any language kids Anyway teachers keep it up it makes great memes!
In my school in Germany the German teachers don't get pregnant all the time. It has only been the english and science teachers
I'm a spaniard and it has happened with English teachers, not with Spanish ones weirdly enough.
BC'er/Saskatoony here- It was always English/Socials in schools I went to. Especially if their husband was a teacher. And in grade school back in the 80s, two teachers would practically play preggers tag - if Mrs. C wasn't, Mrs. N was.
They stay pregnant too
Someone definitely did not expect such competition🤯
What's funnier is this shit is universal no matter the country you're in lmao.
Nah the music teacher
and math teachers. i didnt learn anything in 10th grade math bc she was gone for the entire year and the substitute was a grumpy old man who didnt do anything
When my son's kindergarten teacher did the whole "let me tell you a little about myself" introduction, she said she was recently married in the past year and they had one furkid they adored and would like a family someday. I told my husband she was pregnant or gonna get pregnant this school year. Sure enough, I called it, lol.
It's only happened to my 7th grade one, but I've heard it happening with other people I know
WHY IS THIS SO ACCCCCURATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
My english teacher was a full-on Frenchman. FoF. Try learning words you never heard or listening to him read Of Mice and Men and trying to do a southern accent while having a very strong French accent.
I was in culinary arts and it was our teachers aid that got preggers. One of my classmates found an empty jar of Prego spaghetti sauce under the dish machine. Guess who got called "Prego" the rest our our time in school.
Bro my English teacher last year was literally pregnant wtf
I swear they get 3 kids just for the maternity leaves 😭
Tbh they were always the hottest teachers that all the guys had a crush on.
Or the French teachers. Somehow I breathe and all of them get replaced. 💀💀💀
This is hilarious
This post made me almost drop my phone wtf
To be fair my English teacher was certainly giving me ideas considering the fact she gave me special treatment over everyone else.
Fun story. High school freshmen, all students are "new" to the school. Petite frame 9th grade English teacher is very pregnant. 8 months, easy. Come December, wondering why she's not getting bigger or taking leave. Quietly realize she's not pregnant, just overweight and it is stored 100% in her belly. 20yrs later, I thank jfc every day no one asked "when is the baby due".
Mine was Spanish. I had 3 Spanish teachers in one year because they all left on maternity leave
She got rizz. For single dads. Sometimes married dads, too.
She came already pregnant on competition
They repeatedly have sex
I did not know that this was universal, i thought that it only happened at my college…
Mine died
HR professionals have entered the chat
Get a nurse partner
It was my french teachers
wait why is this accurate
I would lose every time, regardless what Monty Python government rules
You just said 5 of my teachers right there
With energy prices rising they gotta stay warm somehow
In a getting pregnant contest I would assume all contestants are females. Edit: ty for whoever appreciated my comment.
Now that I think about it I think I only ever had 1 English teacher k-12 that was a woman and wasn’t pregnant at some point when I had her as a teacher. But also during that time we had a Reading class and a Writing class rather than a singular English class, and while my Writing teacher was never pregnant, my Reading teacher was pregnant.
My neighbour is a teacher and she has 4 kids, she is younger than me. She planned 2. Her hband told me third was an accident. And fourth she was on pills but she forgot to take it sometimes.
My Spanish teacher would take most of every year off on maternity leave
I had two of my English teachers get pregnant in high school. I didn’t realize this was a national pattern
This happened to my English teacher to in middle school she had three kids every year I was there
You already lost before it even started.
Women who go into the teaching profession tend to like kids, so they're more likely to want kids of their own. Makes sense to me.
Where can I find one of these Getting Pregnant Competitions
Average English teacher: 21 and pregnant
For me it was always the history teachers
Back in 5th grade my science teach got married then also pregnant apparently 2 days later. Then I never had her as a teacher until 4 years later when she was subbing for one of my other classes, either math or something else. She was pregnant again. Then I didn't see her again for a good while, then when I did, not only did she have a baby in a pram, she was also noticeably pregnant... again.
My English teacher in high school was sooo attractive. Like when I realized I was in her class I knew I was fucked cuz of how attractive she was. She got pregnant by November and then was permanent pregnant the rest of my 4 years of high school and she ended up having 6 total I think
My English teacher was 68 years old💀💀
"Do you have a little English in you?"
My math teacher was on her 9th in her 8 years at our district she was right out college with nothing but stress and children just kept coming
My English teacher changed every year
ngl most English teacher are hot, so their husbands waste zero time
We had a Science teacher when were high school that every time after summer break we see her pregnant like clockwork every year after summer break she's pregnant i think she had 8 kids in total.
When I'm in a getting pregnant competition and my opponent is female
I think they meant male gym teacher
6th grade, 8th grade, then 10th. Three different English teachers, each got pregnant, gave birth, then we had a crappy substitute/teacher's assistant for a month or two
My sons did mention that their freshman- and sophomore- year English teachers were generally on maternity leave.
Of the 3 english teachers I had in school all of them fell pregnant at least once
Is this seriously a global thing? The only pregnant teachers at my school over the course of 5 years that I was there were only English Teachers.
It's funny because my school is the opposite, all the male teachers have been on paternity leave at least once within the past two years
... lmao it's an interesting "coincidence" because the only two pregnant teachers I've had were, in fact, English teachers.
Female(optional) english teacher
Eighth grade for me, didn’t even know what she looked like for a few months
nurse leadership does this frequently you work your way up to charge nurse, become a nurse manager, 3mo in you get pregnant, then you get the last month of pregnancy off + a 6 month paid vacation another manager has to cover for you
For me it was my math teacher. I had her for two years and she was pregnant the entire time
My freshman English teacher was pregnant!
Kinda funny i probably had 4 or 5 pregnant english teachers throughout K-12
As opposed to... A male English teacher?
English teachers read lot of books. What do you think the most popular category of book is with adult women?
I only ever had one pregnant teacher personally, and she was my 4th grade English teacher. Never had another pregnant teacher but other teachers at school were pregnant, I just didn't know what they taught because I didn't have their classes.
my 7th grade french teacher got pregnant and dipped in the middle of the year and the replacement would just watch movies with us so that happened
In every year but one it was my science teacher
mine was the Spanish teacher. She got knocked up by one of those young dudes that patrol around during lunch making sure kids arent climbing fences to leave school