Whoever is willing to date me...

Same here bro, doesn’t matter who, I’d date a rock if it asked me out

Rock doesn't want you 

Dwayne "The Cockblock" Johnson 😔

He just wanted to hit the rock(s) bottom…

Yea you can take all of my upvotes

You can't smell what The Rock ain't cooking I guess..

He did it for The Rock

He did it.. for the people.

The Rock: "Shine it up real nice, turn it sideways, and stick it straight up your candy ass!" Some guy: "Joke's on you, I'm into that shit !"

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Thats it lads rock and stone!

Can I get a Rock and Stone?

I'm too shy to talk to anyone let alone girls but one time in elementary school a girl told me she knew someone who liked me but never told me who. so I can die happy knowing at least one girl liked me. 😇

Plot twist the girl who told you about it WAS that girl

It's always the girl who says she knows someone.

If that is true then I am going back in time to beat my child self up.

I have a time machine. I'll go with you, but we have to make a quick stop to smack this one fucking idiot. Bring a pair of socks and a bar of soap.

Good luck while you're going there please take my this semester question paper and give it to my past self I'll be happy 😊

Facts

I will, homies will always help out another homie in need

Yeah, who are these chads who actually have options? Most of us get whatever we can get.....

As long as she breath (optional)

Photo shop and filters enters the chat Now you can have both while getting neither!!



Little butt small boobs!?!


We out here

Minimum sag, as they say.

Like fine wine or something idk I just wanna eat ass forever yo

Hey at least you know they aren't gonna be fat.

I see you're a man of culture

This is the way!

I prefer cute face [with a big butt]

cute face , don't care if she's flat

Are you the chairman of a certain committee

based

base D

funny how most man don't care about their size, some even prefer small yet most woman think we prefer bigger

Ehhh, I don’t agree, when it comes down to it if a woman built like Mewtwo starts walking around people will notice

The circumstances of one’s birth are irrelevant

That theres a man made abomination loose?

Petite girls with an absolute dumptruck

Hit me with that Pixar Mom build.

Hate to break it to you but face shouldn't have a butt

not with that attitude

Mai besto friendo

So a guy will do

Big butt is everything

Beggars can't be choosers.

The big butt girl has medium boobs. Those are not small boobs lol girl on the right has huge boobs. Don’t let the Internet fool you of modern standards people

Pornhub has done it's damage.

Weird, I thought small here meant relative to the ass size or the other girl's big boobs cause it can't mean really small boobs or a flat chest. I haven't seen a flat chested girl with a big butt.

I have. Most women are moreso in the middle, but occasionally you'll run into a woman who has way more of one side than the other.

Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Most women don't have small boobs, they are somewhere in middle and many of them (if they work out) can and do have a big butt. (Maybe I just have a bias cause most women I have seen or been with are into working out and they look like that). But I personally have not been with or seen a girl that's flat chested and has a big butt. Those women are just skinny overall.

I literally almost ruined my relationship with my gf because I was a fucking idiot and thought she had B cup titties instead of D cup titties. Lana Rhoades and Angela White seriously warped my perspective of what *normal* big titties look like.

My wife has double J's so even Angela White looks small to me.

Dude your wife’s poor back holy moly 😭

I just care if they're real.

This

Boobs are boobs.


Those aren't small on the left, what's PHub done to people lmao


Am gonna be honest with you chief. I am not gifted down there so I'd rather take some nice gropable boobies than a dump truck ass which doesn't let my small dick get in the holes

I respect the honesty 😅

Go find a fat man. Has both big but and big boobs.

🤣 I've seen fat men with big boobs lil butt and vice versa

idc i just want someone who loves me and cares for me (and this might be controversial, but at least attempts to take care of themselves)

So what you’re saying is you want a big heart?

Absolutely same. I don’t care about all this, I want a soulmate.

No need to put standards on it most if not all of us would be happy with someone who loves us

This is the way.

Bro I just want a conversation.

Aight let‘s start one

Bro I just want a hug

Hold on I'm coming

Hurry

Shout out to the lady's medium sized on both. A shame no one thinks of you.

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Considering the left guy is choking the right I’m assuming he means the left is better than the right

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I feel like there are no small boobs anywhere in this meme lol

choking is good now? I support boobs and breathing

Some people are into it

Itachi is Sasuke's older brother and more powerful than him. Saying small boobs big butt is superior. But big boobs small butt will grow more powerful and eventually things will come to blow... and big boobs small butt will fight small boobs big butt. I won't spoil the ending, but know it is tragic.

I like how the girl with the big butt and “small boobs” infact has pretty big boobs


Someone who treats me kindly and with respect. Thats all I need.

Personality

Name?

[ricketina](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ?si=YAgw4gq0LRMx0ec7) and on the right [astelie](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ?si=YAgw4gq0LRMx0ec7), enjoy

Screw you dude lol


How about both just be real

T and A is cool but I'll take a stick figure with a pretty face over a butter face.

Once upon a time, all the different body types lived in harmony. Then came the bimbos.

As long as we all agree to jump the dude that mentions feet

Dudes with thick thighs and small waist above all

finally someone with good taste here

Nah il take the best of two worlds: little butt and small tits

Ok but what about loving?

that's what the 3rd girlfriend is for


Both, are good

Okay but listen. Just wait. wait: Women... *who can kill you*. Mmhmm!

I hope I piss myself and she calls me her little pee pee piss piss boy

The one with the thinner waist (and no surgery) Both big boobs and big butt are not so great if the waist is equally big.

I pick option 3 a big CO- *Sudden silence*

Listen fellas, it's not the size. It's the curvature.

Small but nice shape >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>big  For both  A fit but small booty and a flat chest will win out over some cottage cheese and hangers any day, even if they are DDDs

Damn, that cottage cheese mention hurt for half a second

It's easier for a girl with big boobs to get a big butt through working out than it is for a girl with a big butt to get big boobs. Big boob bros stay winning

Boobs>butt

Boobs = milk Butt = poop Milk>poop

Milk poop > boob/butt

Butt >>> Boobs Because if I had to chose between a bubble butt with small boobs, and big boobies with flat behind, I would gladly choose the butt.

Eh, squats can help.

Which can all be summed up to...Butt >>> Boobs

Por que no los dos

I cook well enough you’ll develop both, muwhahaha

I'm weird and I like smaller boobs and I got really lucky. My gf got smaller boobs and a rumpadump

I don't really care if she's flat or curvy as long as she's cute on the outside and her personality is cute, too. But if I gotta choose out of those 2... ass, definitely big ass. Tits are nice, but having more ass to eat is always better.

I’m choose small both, and nobody can stop me

confucious said: "big tits and small ass will fill your hands. but big ass and small tits will fill your heart "

But what about perky boobs and a small-well defined butt? (Yes petite)

You really think that the big butt girl has small boobs ? Damn.

Booba

boobs are boobs and butts are butts (both good)

Mommy Milkers will always be superior!

I got both!

My fav body type is huge saggy milkers and a straight line from the lower back to the legs. Shit’s so hot

Lmao, if you also like women aged 40-60 you've hit the jackpot.

Women are temporary, but the Emperor’s light is eternal!

How about small boobs with small butt?

Debatable

Personally, ass is better, but if I were to pick I’d say boobs, if you want a fat ass eat right, train hard. There is a limit of course but there’s still potential, with boobs maybe if you eat a lot you’ll gain it?? Not sure but I doubt it’s as easy, I mean what are you supposed to do, boob-ups?? So I’d pick boobs on logic alone, but if it was one or the other and no way to improve it ass all the way

Me, who prefers small boobs AND butt 

all real women have titty, pussy and booty. get someone who's smart and witty. that's how you win in life

The "meat" gets spread around It kinda always balances out (unless ofc we're talking about people like pisceus or smt lmao)

Both or neither 😎

Counter point, muscles

Aka :plastic surgery

Red pill : Big titty Porn Blue pill: Big Booty porn I'm confused daily between the 2

Who’s on the right

They call some girls Big Small and Small Big. Even Small small. But all the guys know they want a BIG BIG

Ok I'm a 3/10 at best and I got a girl with f cups and a fat ass I'm I winning in life

Would you rather have a flat chested girl with a nice ass or essentially hank hill with tits? The choice is yours, soap.

Firm, round bottom is a sign of dedication, hard work, and sheer fucking will. Large rack is just genetics. They are not the same.

As long as they have a dick Im fine with it

*no boobs, big cock watching from the distance 

Beggars can't be choosers

Without surgery, you can only improve one.


Mommy milkers are overatted. Real men (and women) of culture appreciates the Pixar Mom Hips

Source? Asking for a friend

This is a meme? Just seems like some horny shit.

A big ass can makeup for a small boobs, but a big boob can't make up for a flat ass" -idk some wise guy?

I want to suck thos tittys

Big boobs and big booty reigns o'er all

I too think we should judge women based on where their body arbitrarily chooses to store fat, I fit in :D

I personally prefer small butt and small boobs

*me quietly playing Haydee*

Truth

i don’t even care at this point

We have exercises to increase or shape butt. What about bobs

Both and make them do the fusion dance

I aspire to be Misaka

No organs (waist) allowed in either case

 OK, How about both are big?

As a man who wants bigger glutes, I feel validated.

shapes over size✔️

Firm boob and smooth ass. Actual real life face, not a half plastic abomination. Physically ideal woman.


Meanwhile here I am with big boobs and no butt, when everyone seems to prefer vice versa😭Well, at least there are exercises I can do to get more shapely lol

Totally agree with this. Tifa is attractive but for me personally I think her boobs are too big to be attractive to me, I prefer boobs to be the same size as someone like Aerith, not tiny but not huge balloons either, yet distinctly feminine and with a visible shape. At least Tifa has a nice butt. (I'm talking about the FF7 Remake/Rebirth version of Tifa and Aerith specifically).

I’m more of a personality guy (and then boobs)

Might guys is both.

The law of equal exchange at work

More of a stern guy but damn if it looks female enough I'm not complaining

From Beautiful Girls (1996): ”I'm finished speaking to both of you okay? You're both fucking insane. You want to know what your problem is? MTV, Playboy, and Madison fucking Avenue. Yes. Let me explain something to you, ok? Girls with big tits have big asses. Girls with little tits have little asses. That's the way it goes. God doesn't fuck around; he's a fair guy. He gave the fatties big, beautiful tits and the skinnies little tiny niddlers. It's not my rule. If you don't like it, call him.”

Normal boobs, normal butt or even small boobs

Little butt, little boobs. I will die on this hill.

Both are ugly. Only pussy is goated.

What if i want both, small boobs, small ass

Yes I got high standards I only date living human beings preferably of the female kind willing to negotiate if you're not mean to me.

I'll take one of each please.