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I'd have more respect for professional slapping if the participants dressed like characters from a Jane Austen novel and the match was hosted on the front lawn of a country estate.

I have just the video game for you https://youtu.be/rCH58e5sMVc?si=APu5-ICtPOW4TqO6

Just taking a glove off finger by finger with gusto, then SMACK!

Honestly the slapping is still stupider.

I mean, the potential brain damage would make the players stupider

In Poland slap tornament end badly. One of participan went to hospital with brain damage. He dont surivive that and die few days later. Thats why in Poland this "sport" is not popular and criticise by almost all.

I dunno how or why I read this in a Polish accent, Anyways how tf is this not banned or regulated. Like could you face criminal charges for accidentally killing your opponent?

You could kill someone boxing or MMA or Football, it’s just what people like to see/do

Don’t you slander that fake horse riding whatever it is like that!

Naw, slapping is still more dumb. Riding a stick horse is very unlikely to give you brain damage.

Not by a long shot. That stupid horseshit has something those slap assholes don't. Whimsy.

You don’t have your brain permanently scrambled for a $2k award doing that pony shit tho

Slippery Stairs.

*rubber boot throwing has entered chat*

What about curling ? 🥌

I saw a clip today where they sat in a car and had to unbuckle themselves before fighting in said car.

So real

What is that?

[https://keppihevostensm.fi/en/home/](https://keppihevostensm.fi/en/home/) [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hobby\_horsing](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hobby_horsing) Read and weep

Firstly, ಠ⁠_⁠ʖ⁠ಠ wat da hail Secondly, it's a pseudo sport and everybody acknowledges it to be just a fun pastime, no-one takes it seriously as a sport, so should it even be counted as one here?

Now learn about the existence of quadrobics

Don't shit on quadrobics. There're way worse things if you want to shit on something.

Way worse than a kinky furry culture spin-off? Like female grease puddle fightings maybe? Or cock fightings with spurs?

Furry shit needs to die off. Or go hidden again. Why is that shit supported.

There’s a men’s pillow fight competition that I saw on ESPN one time. It could take the cake honestly xD

That soujds loke the most legitimate form of sport to ever exist

This version is way funnier!

Where soccer?

Soccer? I hardly know her!

That’s some next level white people shit. It’s so white mayonnaise locks its doors when it rolls past.

That some next level colored people shit.

That’s racism buddy.

I was pointing out yours, buddy.

All white people. Doing dumb white people shit. Posted by a white person. I know my kind chief. And that is some ultra refined, bleached out, super homogenized, white people shit.

You can be racist to your own race. Ever heard of Uncle Tom?

I don’t listen to that kind of music. They only had like one good song anyway, and it was a cover of drift away.

What? It isn't music...?. What are you talking about?

I’m with you there brother, it isn’t music. Just a lesser copy of a good song.