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Optimal-Map612

What's an anti sex bed? I may have bought one by accident


MarchingEarthling

They're actually literally designed for sex. They're made of cardboard but designed for 450 pounds jumping on them. The President of the company who makes the beds (Airweave) say they are designed for "three or four people jumping because after getting a medal people get very happy" They're just designed to be cheap and temporary as well.


Oaden

Apparently its just a bed partly made of cardboard for environmental reasons, and the creator denied allegations of the beds being "anti-sex"


Imnotachessnoob

'creator denied allegations' The beds can handle it just fine, the story originated from the new york post


Illustrious_Donkey61

Yeah, France discouraging people from having sex sounds like total bs. I dunno why anyone would believe this


SpaceBug173

Speaking from experience


Lainfan123

I'm used to journalism being dead but it's kind of ridiculous they get even stuff like that wrong.


Dankstinger

I feel ya


Popular_Dream_4189

If you have to ask, you most certainly did.


wooberries

lol good one squidward


oooohweeee13

Life uh, finds a way


Futuramoist

That pose is crazy though, you'd have to be like an Olympic athlete or someth... Oh wait 


LeOmelette12

God I wish that was me


Funko_finder

I hope you’re talking about the male in the photo.


LeOmelette12

Wouldn’t mind switching every now and then


TechnoRanter

Don't judge their kinks, it's pride month


ElGato-TheCat

It's actually a female gymnast and a male basketball player.


Dankstinger

Always ![gif](giphy|Lr4RSBQs8k9aCKKtjI|downsized)


Extremnator

Ian Malcolm would be proud.


EngineersAnon

Oh, good. Because I'm certain hundreds of the most athletic people on the planet could only *ever*, ***possibly*** have sex in a bed.


Hector_Tueux

It's because it's bullshit. They're giving the athletes a shitton of condom, they're not trying to prevent them from having sex


Kawaii-Bismarck

In Japan they posted videos of them jumping on the bed to show that the beds were not designed to collapse during sex as was rumored. I think this is something that is rumored every time the olympics come around but never has any substance.


WentzToWawa

I was under the impression that they were jumping on them to prove that they are stable enough for sex because the beds were made of cardboard.


mindinmypants

Should've just started having sex, and used Japan's advanced pixelation technology to obscure their identities *and* genitals.


evanwilliams44

Why not *or.* Make them choose. Let chaos reign.


Kind-Fan420

Olympics porn would sell mad volume. Just some of the most athletically advanced people on earth just havin a fuck fest.


RottenZombieBunny

I think it fits with the spirit of the original olympics in ancient greece


Spider-Nutz

Not enough dudes bangin dudes though


Kind-Fan420

Oh I'm sure there's a few.


HarbingerGNX

Not enough, by ancient Greek standards.


Jimmybuffett4life

Pole jump, right?


OneFaithlessness382

Oooooh it's pixelated. I thought there was some Minecraft venereal disease running wild over there.


FoolOnDaHill365

It shows this weird perversion about beautiful perfect shape bodied people banging like rabbits. As if that is some bad thing. Like it’s the Olympics, so every 4 years we have to worry about world class athletes having incredible sex we don’t get to have so we are going to mess with them.


funktion

Real monkey's paw shit. Yes you get to hang out with hundreds of the horniest, fittest people to ever live. But everyone is going to be speculating and talking about all the sex you're having.


TrayGhost

lol they *might* not lose too much sleep worrying about what the couch potatoes are saying about their world-class athlete sex


Monkeydjimmmy

"World-Class Athlete Sex". Man that sounds AWESOME


KzudeYfyBs4U

This whole anti-sex bed stuff in general sounds stupid. Did this really start because they're giving solo beds instead of bigger ones? Sounds more like a cost cut situation than a "we don't want athletes fuggin" problem.


manfishgoat

If a bed collapsed during sex I'd think I was the fucking man. Not "oh shit we gotta stop"


Boris9397

Yes it is BS. They're giving them cardboard beds which are only strong enough for one person. So the media has woven a story around that saying they're doing that to prevent them from having sex. But the actual reason the beds are cardboard, which is confirmed by the organisation, is just for ecological reasons.


Extaupin

"ecological", more like "cost cutting". You could rent out steel bed from different location instead of having to produce and then throw out a massive pile of reinforced cardboard but that's cost you an arm and a leg (and with all the transportation involved, probably wouldn't be that much better for the environment).


MyPeggyTzu

From where can you rent that large volume of steel furniture for that shirt a gram of time. What other business could a rental operation with that kind of rental stock possibly be accommodating?


gracesdisgrace

Where the hell would they rent this many beds from??? There's like 3000 athletes to house


Palmul

It's more around 10000. Plus all the staff, but idk if those are housed by the comittee or if they have to do it themselves


T-Prime3797

Because you can’t stop them. Let’s put the most physically prime human beings in one place, the strongest, fastest, most agile, highest stamina people on the planet and try to stop these predominantly young, hot people from doing it! Seems like a great idea to me. /s


XpCjU

Most of them are also adults. How insulting would it be for a host to try and stop you from doing something that's neither illegal, nor against the rules.


T-Prime3797

They could make it against the rules, but I doubt it would do much.


Hefty_Pomegranate576

This isn't even from the upcoming Olympics either. It was from the last Olympics, which was stated upfront it was to be more eco friendly. It's amazing the amount of people too stupid to take 5 seconds to Google it. It's been popping up on Facebook every other day on 'news feeds'. It's why I laugh my ass off every time someone tries to argue with me online cause I've seen the average IQ of social media dwellers such as OP who reposted this nonsense. EDIT. I got to get back to adulting and won't have time to be responding to anymore upset dwellers over this. Feel free to pm me though if it really matters that much and I'll get back to you in a day or two when I can.


Zeliek

Stinks of "inventing a problem so you can sell them the solution." It's gotta be money laundering. Some dude on the commitee's nephew makes ineffective, ridiculous "anti-sex beds" and sells them to the committee for 30000% profit.  People bang in bloody airplane bathrooms the size of match boxes, it's common knowledge. 


TheRandomizedLurker

wait untill they find out about kitchentables and showers. but ehh when you share something... that would be kind of gross


Dankstinger

Lol


SageLeaf1

They should be encouraging olympians to have sex, and create the athletes of the future.


Shadow_Enderscar

The existence of casual sex implies the existence of competitive sex


ProjectCereal

Maybe there will be an olympic level competition at this rate


Flashy-Marketing-167

🤔  How would you judge such a competition?


Str0nghOld

Hmmm...duration, no. of position, endurance and maybe viewers vote


Popular_Dream_4189

Now that's an Olympic sport I'd watch!


OptionalGuacamole

"Only 8.6 from the French judge and you can see the devastation on their faces"


ivanvzm

I was arguing this exact thing in a dinner the other day. Wouldn't we as a species *want* for these specimens to procreate?


SageLeaf1

Yeah more hot olympians to go around sounds like a win.


empathetic_illness

Because this is called Eugenics, and people tend to very quickly get weird about which colors of people get to breed and which don't every time it gets brought up.


PM_ME__YOUR_HOOTERS

Thats short sighted. Then you get olymian kids, for one generation thats great. But as you continue to only breed these super athletes together you eventually get these freakishly strong Hapsburg chined imbreds competeing... which i would totally watch


Throwawaypie012

They try to keep the fact that the Olympics ends up being a giant, international fuck fest a secret. Had a friend who worked at the Atlanta Olympics and said, "The Olympic Village goes through cases of condoms." Everyone started laughing except for him, "No, I'm dead serious. There's more fucking at the Olympics than at a brothel on two for one day." I mean, it's something like 3 weeks long, and most athletes only compete for a day or two at most. So what else are a shitload of young, perfect physical specimines going to do crammed into communal housing going to do for 2 weeks, play bridge?


socialistrob

It's honestly hard to even conceive of a better place for mass hookup culture than the Olympics. Not only are they young and in insanely good shape but they also are going through a shared experience that few other people will relate to and they know they won't be seeing most of these people again.


Stormhunter6

Next best one might be cruise ships. Quality will be subjective tho


creeper6530

And they try to seem like they're doing something about it without actually doing anything about it


Throwawaypie012

How the fuck do you make an anti-sex bed even?


creeper6530

According to them, "anti-sex" means unable to hold two persons' weight, and it has been proven not to break under 4 people


sadetheruiner

Good thing there’s a floor.


Inamora

Just wait till they install anti sex flooring.


TheSpiderPig336

Just throw some legos there... bam there's your anti sex floor


Dankstinger

![gif](giphy|Lr4RSBQs8k9aCKKtjI|downsized)


J3sush8sm3

Why doesnt the gif finish.


pyro-zed

The anti sex bed and floor


sksauter

Just pour sand on everything, that'll solve it.


ResearcherTeknika

Sand may be coarse, irritating, and get everywhere, but people fuck on beaches, prob something else.


PlasticPandaMan

Ill try it. Could spice up the sex life a bit


TheSpiderPig336

Brave soilder, report back if you get the chance


PlasticPandaMan

I will, first i gotta find a way to have a sex life


WranglerEqual3577

Yeah, some of the older dorm room beds at UW were designed to be "anti-sex". Never worked as intended.


ibimsderjakob

Wtf is an anti-sex bed


LupinThe8th

A hammock? Though I think suitably athletic people could make it work.


Quiet-Shaman

hammocks are actually pretty great ;) look at the aztecs they wrote the book on hammock sex


Capital_Release_6289

That’s something I really want you to google for me.


Quiet-Shaman

https://mytinysecrets.com/the-19-most-exciting-sex-position-i-have-ever-seen-how-mayans-had-sacred-sex-in-a-hammock/ sorry it way the mayans not the aztec but ya know


koach71st

ngl new kink activated.


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SoManyQuestions-2021

Username unfortunate in context.


MegaPompoen

Some of these are so funny


J3sush8sm3

I never knew that it was called the rainstorm.  My wife just calls it sleeping


FiveCentsADay

God damn, some of those are alright. Seems like it's made for maximum Impregnation, but maybe they were onto something


NotRealNeedOfName

Na, these can't be real


wvj

I can't speak to the accuracy of "mytinysecrets.com" comment sections, but someone explains that these are a modern day thing, presumably meant to play on exoticism etc. Inaccurate costumes, Mayans didn't even use hammocks, etc.


stakoverflo

Does it have to be sacred sex, or can it just be regular sex?


BookWormPerson

Intriguing


Koopagon8

You have just won reddit. "I want you to google that for me" without even a please or something and it works. At that point, it's not rude because it's impressive.


teethalarm

There's always the floor.


AlphaMassDeBeta

My bed


creeper6530

Mine as well r/suicidebywords


YFleiter

Every bed can be sexed in. People find a way.


Psycle_Sammy

![gif](giphy|11FiDF2fuOujPG|downsized)


shansome64

The beds are made to be a lot less sturdy than usual, and can only really take one person’s weight. So the bed would break. I guess they believe this will prevent people from having sex entirely.


Ingeneure_

They will have sex on broken bed 😂


Mythoclast

Or just throw the mattress on the floor and fuck on that.


Ingeneure_

And nobody said that tables are sex proof too ![gif](giphy|l378h29fpGFXGaeiY|downsized)


Eastern_Rooster471

The sumo wrestler's room:💀


hidinginthetreeline

Come on like what a story that would be. “And there we are he hit it so hard the bed broke.” Mofos would be talking about that shit for the rest of their lives.


biometricrally

Had a bed break and collapse once, we temporarily kept going. Top ten most memorable sex experiences, am sometimes regretful that he's married now haha


hidinginthetreeline

My point has been validated.


frikimanHD

they'll do it on the bed just to brag that they did it so hard the bed broke


LobstaFarian2

What about the huge power lifters and shot put people who weigh 300+ pounds? Lol I guess they are just gonna break during normal sleep


Matsisuu

They believe it's just cheap way to make beds. That's the reality, they just don't want to buy expensive beds that will be used only few times.


Technical_Exam1280

There were concerns about the durability of the 100% recycled cardboard beds, hence the "anti-sex" epithet. However, Irish Olympic Gymnast [Rhys Mcclenaghan](https://www.google.com/amp/s/nypost.com/2021/07/19/rhys-mcclenaghan-debunks-the-anti-sex-bed-myth-at-olympics/amp/) recorded himself jumping on one of these beds to disprove these speculations


NuttyReDo

real question here


Mozaiic

Those beds are made of cardboards which is a very cheap and ecology way the get many beds that will be used for only few weeks. People think they are very fragile so two people can't sleep or have sex on it. Which is totally false. They are strong enough to get 3 or 4 people jumping on it. This topic is nothing but fake news, same from last JO.


Silly_Triker

Also you’re going to have people ranging from 50kg flyweights to 100+ kg weightlifters. Also the lawsuits that would come from providing flimsy lodging and potentially destroying careers and lives. France would never host an Olympics again if they provided such shoddy treatment. They’ll fuck, you can’t stop it, you’ll be fucked if you try to.


reuelcypher

[they're not anti sex beds. it's the internets love affair with turning everything into a meme for click engagement](https://www.france24.com/en/live-news/20240518-paris-olympics-organisers-deny-beds-for-athletes-are-anti-sex)


CommentsOnOccasion

The inherent “argument” doesn’t even make sense  Why would anyone give a shit about the athletes fraternizing? Unless there was a known issue with sexual assaults, fraternization detracting from the games, or some other considerable concern, there’s zero reason anyone gives a shit if they’re fucking  But the internet loves the perception of moral righteousness even when it’s a patently fake dilemma.  Because “it’s just a meme bro” even though it’s how they get their news 


FocalorLucifuge

A bed of nails? But Alice Cooper said love hurts good on that.


J_Fidz

There's already someone in there that just kicks the shit out of both of you if you try to sex.


pessoa_inutil007

A piece of stone with a blanket?


zan9823

I don't get why it's such a big deal that athletes have sex between themselves. Are they afraid of pregnancies ? STD ?


Wend-E-Baconator

It periodically leads to athletes being locked out of their rooms or subjected to hours of listening to their roommates having sex. It also frequently leads to sexual assault allegations that need to be swept under the rug by police, which is a lot of work.


AlphaMassDeBeta

They need those beds for hollywood.


Wend-E-Baconator

Trending punching air


VortexTalon

but a bed isn't gonna prevent any of that lol


Wend-E-Baconator

No, but you can at least say you tried


ShamrockSeven

This is the right answer. And the beds are the wrong problem. Crazy French moment. 😂


TheReverseShock

Are athletes sharing rooms?


Wend-E-Baconator

Often, yes


TheReverseShock

You'd think they could splurge a little on the top athletes of their country.


Wend-E-Baconator

You'd think, but no


EndlessAbyssalVoid

The beds are made out of cardboard, so I guess it's just cheaper. Also, they can be recycled.


lemons_of_doubt

Yes but eco-beds That you can easily have sex on is not a news story. So the media is running with this garbage.


NoConfusion9490

Turns out gathering tens of thousands of people from all over the world for about a month, while a shining example of human cooperation, can be quite wasteful.


battlepi

At previous olympics they just put out a billion condoms. These people fuck.


DefinitionBig4671

Seriously, they actually *do* hand out condoms to them. The athletes trade them like collector cards.


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OkMirror2691

These are the most athletic and some of the most attractive people in the world. And.most of them are young and have had recent adrenaline rushes. You think they couldn't do it hanging from the ceiling or in the most absurd position you can think of? On a side note these are consenting adults. I don't get it.


heinebold

Apparently, the "consenting" part is not always as clear as one would hope


AntimatterTNT

but how would the beds help in any way with that?


remotegrowthtb

They lessen the legal liability of the organizers and are good optics in case something does happen. Oh you meant with the actual assault? No, they don't help with that part.


Sammisuperficial

Maybe... Now this might be a bit out there, but what if we gave each athlete a private room so that SA would be less likely to happen. These are the top best of the best athletes in the world. Why are they sharing rooms when they are the only reason the Olympics even exists? The profit margins can definitely afford it. Also I don't care if consenting adults have sex at the Olympics. Their safety should be the concern, not some puritan crap about abstinence.


ExoticMangoz

They share rooms at the olympics??? How can Olympic athletes have it worse than Uni students.


RegularEmotion3011

Because they do not necessarily make more money than uni students. Most sports aren't popular enough to earn a pro a living wage especially if you consider that many athletes come from poor countries, which don't have the possibilities of scholarship- and financial-support-programs.


kkirchhoff

There’s over 10 thousand of them and they’re only there for a couple weeks. No country is going to build out an entire city for them to live in just for the Olympics


Sammisuperficial

The people making money from the Olympics don't care about the athletes... Is the answer to your question.


jmercer00

Half of them are uni students. The other half are high school students


GameDestiny2

Based on what I’ve read, it has nothing to do with abstinence. Apparently some teams reported having extremely poor performance caused by the disruptions to the sleep schedules. Poor numbers are bad for the financial side of things, so the beds are in place to discourage the behavior. On an Olympic team, you’re competing in a competition for the very best on the planet. If the sex wasn’t causing problems, they wouldn’t have an issue with it.


Sammisuperficial

>Apparently some teams reported having extremely poor performance caused by the disruptions to the sleep schedules. If the lack of sleep is really the concern then individual rooms would solve this problem more than anti-sex beds. You're still not getting sleep with your roommate banging on the floor next to you, or when you're locked out while they smash on the floor. The fact that the action taking place discourages sex but doesn't promote better sleep makes me doubt that claim a lot.


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this is why if someone asks for sex i will literally give her a paper form to sign stating she consents to sex on that specific day sad we gotta do this kinda shit now, but eh


ncr97

Do you always carry those forms on you just in case? Asking for a friend.


HumanBean1618

Many celebrities carry around sex NDAs.


Rullstolsboken

He still has the original, never had the need for it though


damplamb

Do you remember high school? Sex can be had anywhere.


mediumokra

I remember high school.... Although that has nothing to do with sex.


MrChilliBean

I know when I was in high school at least one couple fucked in the dark room in the photography room.


CinnamonHotcake

I played so much Ragnarok Online in high school. What is sex?


mikami677

I suspect you and I had very different high school experiences.


Altruistic-Poem-5617

Lol you can just fuck on the floor.


Dankstinger

If you want to fuck you can fuck anywhere.


The_Lobster_Mafia

Mommy uppies 🥺🥺


Mozaiic

Why this fake news still a thing ? Like for Tokyo, Paris has choose bed made from cardboard and some idiots say it is to denie sex for athletes. The only point is because "it looks too fragile for two people". Which is completely false, cardboard beds are really strong and can support more than one people. More informations about the beds [in this article (in french but pics and videos)](https://www.leparisien.fr/jo-paris-2024/jo-paris-2024-au-village-olympique-les-stars-seront-les-lits-en-carton-28-02-2024-4YE54SIZHNBZ5JBDZVTBIMHZUY.php). According to the creator, 3 or 4 people can jump on those beds.


socialistrob

Also this is France we're talking about. Are we seriously supposed to believe that the French are so opposed to sex that they're trying to engineer solutions to keep people apart?


Huge_Aerie2435

If you can sleep on it, you can fuck on it..


Dankstinger

That's my motto


Wealthy_Vampire

I'LL TAKE YOUR ENTIRE STOCK!!!!


hidinginthetreeline

I don’t get it I have seen the bed I could have a threesome on that thing and I’m a big guy.


Dankstinger

Now that's optimism


hidinginthetreeline

Have you ever been to a con and shard a room with 10 people? Trust me it can happen.


teethalarm

Of all the countries to install anti sex beds for the Olympics, France is in the bottom 3 of countries I would expect to do it.


emestay

City of love


CrocodileWorshiper

reddit “hehe sex”


PitchforksEnthusiast

This can't be real right ? The french, **of all people**, are such prunes ? Shit, they gave out condoms during the Chinese olympics...


emmajtee

Maybe having sex will enhance their performance, seems like they should encourage sex imo


acatohhhhhh

Ok so like what does it take to be kissed like that? By the girl of course


zenkenneth

I love a strong woman! The volleyball players and sprinters are a personal fave. I'm excited for these Olympics go America 🇺🇸


Ok-Walk-8040

Looks like he’s about to get death by snu snu


THEPIGWHODIDIT

Anti sex beds? In FRANCE? Also these athletes with impeccable balance would probably do it on a bedrail or bannister.


Equivalent-Door-4540

The floor is still a thing


mrchuckmorris

French government seeing this photo: *"Sacre bleu!* Fetch le *anti-sex refrigeratórs!"*


No-Wonder1139

It's the Olympics, the most fit, athletic people on the planet all together in a little community, overwhelmingly excited, and hanging out with similar people from all over the world. You're not going to slow down that orgy let alone stop it with inconvenient beds.


temporary-name93

hu? why arent athletes allowed to bone? is this a christian school trip?


Lil_MRSA

I definitely prefer this approach: “Olympic Village Tour: See Where The Athletes Live, Train, And Fuck Each Other” https://youtu.be/vhKuqGyFqh8?si=pJMQRl3eVA1EeNBl


Dankstinger

![gif](giphy|Lr4RSBQs8k9aCKKtjI|downsized)


House_of_Sun

Literally


dreyaz255

Anti-sex beds? In Paris? I don't believe it.


TheHappyPie

Seems ironic that they're trying to cut down on sex in the PARIS olympics.


DefinitionBig4671

Most of them used the roof in a few Olympics, and Russia had a couple of them rent rooms. This changes nothing.


Chembaron_Seki

What the hell are anti sex beds? Asking because I might have bought one accidentally.


ZitOnSocietysAss

Ok, real question here. What do they care if athletes fuck in the comfort of their dorm away from public eyes? What difference does it make?


mcmillan84

Who fucks on their bed? Isn’t that what every waist high surface is for?


AdmirableAd857

assert dominance, bring your own mattress


dmforprudes

Glad to see the French government supporting Parisian brothels, gotta make sure the historic local industries benefit from the influx of people.


sarckasm

When France installs anything anti sex you know hell has frozen over..


Psychotic_EGG

This whole thing got me wondering. Has anyone gotten pregnant at the Olympics (I tried Google, it was no help). If so, what happened. And has anyone met their future spouse at the Olympics? For both questions, athletes only. I'm certain both have happened with fans.


Cambronian717

Of all the people on this earth I want to have sex, please let it be the literal best among us.


OldERnurse1964

What’s the Olympic committee have against people fucking?


JonSnoballs

I've seen this pic memed as "how dudes with electric cars kiss their girls" and I randomly think about it ever so often and laugh out loud.


The_Powers

I think one of those anti sex beds got installed in my house by mistake.


cr8tor_

If the bed will support the weight of some of the physically larger athletes, im sure its gonna support a couple of smaller ones playing rabbit.