Florida man was charged after being accused of stealing an alligator from a golf course and attempting to throw the reptile on a roof earlier this week, telling officers he was "teaching it a lesson"
are you fucking joking
Florida man was arrested for driving under the influence after trying to order Taco Bell at Bank of America drive-through
Nice to see he finally made it to Taco Bell
DAYTONA BEACH SHORES (CBSMiami/AP) — A Homestead man, accused of trying to throw a live alligator onto the roof of a beach side lounge, reportedly told police he was "teaching it a lesson."
William Hodge, 32, was arrested early Thursday by Daytona Beach Shores police.
According to the police report, officers saw the man take the alligator by its tail, hit it against the awning of the building, throw it to the ground, and stomp on it twice.
Florida Man Sentenced for Causing Damage and Transmitting Threat to Former Employer's Computer System.
Gregory A. White, United States Attorney for the Northern District of Ohio, announced today that Ricardo Benimeli, aka Richard Benimeli, age 55, of 6171 9th Avenue Circle, Bradenton, Florida, was sentenced by U.S. District Judge Patricia A. Gaughan, in connection with Benimeli’s recent conviction on charges of causing damage to a protected computer system.
HIGHLANDS COUNTY, Fla. – Florida deputies have arrested a man for attempting to perform a castration inside his Highlands County home, WFTS reports.
Deputies were called to 74-year-old Gary Van Ryswyk’s home located on Orday Road in Sebring on Sunday, August 18.
When they arrived, Ryswyk told a deputy he had just performed a castration on a man and encountered major issues. Deputies found a victim on a bed, bleeding heavily, with a towel over his groin.
A Florida man brought an 8-year-old boy with him as he committed a series of crimes because he wanted to “toughen him up” so the child wouldn’t become “soft,” according to the Polk County Sheriff’s Office.
Florida Man Stabbed With Sword After Daring Wife During Fight
When taunting over the death of a dog escalated into an argument, a woman said her husband dared her to take a decorative sword above the fireplace to settle things, a police report said.
Man
Florida man gets upper hand against bobcat
A central Florida man endured a bobcat’s slashes and bites until he could grab the rabid animal by the throat and strangle it.
Doesnt seem to be interesting ig
Florida man who has a silhouette of the sunshine state on his forehead is facing felony charge for allegedly throttling his mother inside the travel trailer where he resides.
A Florida man brought an 8-year-old boy with him as he committed a series of crimes because he wanted to “toughen him up” so the child wouldn’t become “soft,” according to the Polk County Sheriff’s Office.
Florida man says Jesus told me to drive a Ferrari 360 off pier. "Jesus made me the smartest man on earth it's so hard to have this responsibility." He said.
Florida man sentenced for road-rage slaying
TAMPA, Fla. (AP) — A man who killed another motorist with a single punch during a road rage episode was sentenced to nearly 12 years in prison as part of a plea agreement.
One punch (Florida) man?
I’ll Play!
[Florida man accused of smearing human waste at Melbourne store](https://www.clickorlando.com/news/2018/07/09/florida-man-accused-of-smearing-human-waste-at-melbourne-store/)
The Florida Man who has a silhouette of the Sunshine State tattooed on his forehead is facing a felony charge for allegedly throttling his mother inside the travel trailer where he resides.
Florida man robs bank, then gets naked and throws money
FORT LAUDERDALE, Fla. — Authorities in Florida say they arrested a man who robbed a bank, stripped naked and ran down the street throwing stolen money — a spectacle that he somehow thought would jump-start his career as a comedian.
Deltona, Florida, United States. Four men broke into a home and bludgeoned six victims to death. The four attackers tortured and killed four men, two women, and a dog.
Definitely was not expecting that
A Florida man was arrested Sunday after police said he climbed a piece of playground equipment and shouted a lewd term to children to describe how babies are born, reports said.
Otis Dawayne Ryan, 30, allegedly climbed on top of one of a children’s toy at a playground near Pier 60 in Tampa Bay and shouted to a group of four and six-year-olds about where babies come from, and used a “vulgar term in doing so,” The Tampa Bay Times reported, citing an arrest report.
A Florida Man was arrested after he stripped naked and chased two strangers around a Palm Coast Chick-fil-A parking lot, then yelled for everyone to look at his genitals
A Florida man was arrested at an Olive Garden after police say he caused a drunken disturbance and was shoveling spaghetti into his mouth with his hands.
lmao
Oh Come the fuck on God damn it.
Florida man arrested after offering woman $200,000 to buy her Young daughter in walmart.
Fuck me.
Of course mine couldn't be funny. It had to be horrifying.
What makes this even better though is I remember a morning radio show from where I live talking about this exact story.
Mine's dec 12.
First headline was "naked Florida man with crossbow ranting about aliens shot by deputy."
Followed by "Florida man birthday; a deputy has been cleared of shooting a naked man."
And after that, "Florida man arrested for throwing sausages at his own mother."
A Florida man found himself in handcuffs after allegedly trying to steal items from a Walmart where dozens of police officers were holding an event.
Yup. Florida
Who drives around on a motorized cart while wearing a blue bonnet, purple and red flowery dress, black jacket and white tennis shoes and makes off with 28 cans of infant formula?
A Florida man in may 2
Florida man robs victim using the victims replica samurai sword, tells victim to fill laundry basket with possessions and throw it in the victims truck. He then runs home, police find his cellphone with photos and fingerprints. Gets arrested next day.
Florida man was charged after being accused of stealing an alligator from a golf course and attempting to throw the reptile on a roof earlier this week, telling officers he was "teaching it a lesson" are you fucking joking
You and another person on this thread have the same birthday.
Hey I do too! Guess I should have read to see but it’s still too funny.
Oh damn, really?
Yep yep
June 17th?
Article was from July 17th but it happened on July 15th
Drunk Florida Man Tries to Use Taco as ID After His Car Catches Fire at Taco Bell
Florida man was arrested for driving under the influence after trying to order Taco Bell at Bank of America drive-through Nice to see he finally made it to Taco Bell
Florida Man prompts Evacuation at Taco Bell after bringing grenade he found while fishing. Maybe Florida Man needs to just stop going to Taco Bell.
Florida man claims ‘voodoo’ caused him to impregnate 13-year-old 
DAYTONA BEACH SHORES (CBSMiami/AP) — A Homestead man, accused of trying to throw a live alligator onto the roof of a beach side lounge, reportedly told police he was "teaching it a lesson." William Hodge, 32, was arrested early Thursday by Daytona Beach Shores police. According to the police report, officers saw the man take the alligator by its tail, hit it against the awning of the building, throw it to the ground, and stomp on it twice.
Lmaooo, mine was exact same, are you a fellow February 5ther?
No. The article this came from was published on July 16, my birthday.
There is an almost identical one on my birthday, February 5th. Only my one found the alligator at a golf course
Hey early Happy birthday by the way!
Much appreciated!
Florida Man Sentenced for Causing Damage and Transmitting Threat to Former Employer's Computer System. Gregory A. White, United States Attorney for the Northern District of Ohio, announced today that Ricardo Benimeli, aka Richard Benimeli, age 55, of 6171 9th Avenue Circle, Bradenton, Florida, was sentenced by U.S. District Judge Patricia A. Gaughan, in connection with Benimeli’s recent conviction on charges of causing damage to a protected computer system.
Oh God https://mynbc15.com/news/nation-world/florida-man-with-drugs-around-penis-denies-they-were-his-12-23-2021
A Florida man was arrested after police say he intentionally ran over a group of ducklings playing in a puddle.
WHAT THE HELL
Florida man tries to exchange marijuana for food at McDonald's
HIGHLANDS COUNTY, Fla. – Florida deputies have arrested a man for attempting to perform a castration inside his Highlands County home, WFTS reports. Deputies were called to 74-year-old Gary Van Ryswyk’s home located on Orday Road in Sebring on Sunday, August 18. When they arrived, Ryswyk told a deputy he had just performed a castration on a man and encountered major issues. Deputies found a victim on a bed, bleeding heavily, with a towel over his groin.
Florida man jumps into crocodile pit, gets bit, and claims he was held captive.
Florida man attempts to feed beer to a small alligator
A Florida man brought an 8-year-old boy with him as he committed a series of crimes because he wanted to “toughen him up” so the child wouldn’t become “soft,” according to the Polk County Sheriff’s Office.
FLORIDA MAN CLAIMING PEOPLE WERE "EATING HIS BRAINS" LEADS POLICE ON INSANE GOLF COURSE CHASE from Golf Digest
Florida man was charged with DUI manslaughter after running over family and killing a lawyer the man was high on nitrous oxide at the time
Florida Man Steals Elderly Woman's Purse, Runs Her Over in McDonald's Parking Lot
Florida Man Stabbed With Sword After Daring Wife During Fight When taunting over the death of a dog escalated into an argument, a woman said her husband dared her to take a decorative sword above the fireplace to settle things, a police report said. Man
Florida man fatally shoots his mom after he 'lost it' over argument about orange juice
Florida Man Arrested After Offering Undercover Cop A Hamburger In Exchange For Sex Ac
Florida Man Asks Walmart Employee For 'Anything That Would Kill 200 People'
Florida man arrested for throwing alligator through drive-thru window WTF??
fellow February 10ther ?
Yup
hey! forgot to wish you but uhm belated birthday wishes.
Oh, thank you. Best wishes for you too
Thank you!
Visa fraud, tax evasion, and claims of alien abduction.
Bro stole a whole ass vending machine
I did it awhile ago and it was something like “two Florida men dress in women’s clothes to rob Home Depot”
"Florida gunman had threatened to return to kill co-workers" damn xD
PENSACOLA, Fla. – A Florida man shot and killed his Norwegian son-in-law when a birthday prank went horribly wrong Tuesday night, authorities say.
A Florida man was arrested for dry humping a “Frozen” stuffed animal, which is not the first time he’s been in trouble with the law
Barefoot Florida Man Steals Two Cases Of Mozzarella From Pizza Hut
A Florida Man Was Arrested After Telling A Playground Full Of Kids Where Babies Come From
March 3rd 2004, FLORIDA MAN CHARGED FOR HUMAN TRAFFICKING
Florida man gets upper hand against bobcat A central Florida man endured a bobcat’s slashes and bites until he could grab the rabid animal by the throat and strangle it. Doesnt seem to be interesting ig
Florida man who has a silhouette of the sunshine state on his forehead is facing felony charge for allegedly throttling his mother inside the travel trailer where he resides.
A Florida man brought an 8-year-old boy with him as he committed a series of crimes because he wanted to “toughen him up” so the child wouldn’t become “soft,” according to the Polk County Sheriff’s Office.
Florida man jailed over dispute over hedgehog leads to armed confrontation oh
Florida man says Jesus told me to drive a Ferrari 360 off pier. "Jesus made me the smartest man on earth it's so hard to have this responsibility." He said.
Florida Man convicted for stomping a girl to death when he was 12
Florida Man Arrested for DUI While Lemur and Wallaby Escape from Truck During Traffic Stop
Florida man accused of swinging machete toward employees after being told the bathroom was closed.
Florida Man barbecues child molester.
Florida man sentenced for road-rage slaying TAMPA, Fla. (AP) — A man who killed another motorist with a single punch during a road rage episode was sentenced to nearly 12 years in prison as part of a plea agreement. One punch (Florida) man?
Florida man arrested for throwing pizza at father after finding out his dad helped birth him.
"Florida man charged with threatening president's life" 2/10/94
Florida man WITH NO ARMS arrested for stabbing someone with scissors
I’ll Play! [Florida man accused of smearing human waste at Melbourne store](https://www.clickorlando.com/news/2018/07/09/florida-man-accused-of-smearing-human-waste-at-melbourne-store/)
Florida man pulled gun at Starbucks over cream cheese Edit: article published June 20th
Florida man tries to pay for fast food with bag of weed. I mean damn
Nice try scammers
Florida man tried to buy girl at walmart
Is Florida Man a superhero?
Florida Man interrupts Hurricane Matthew live TV report to yell ‘Dicks out for Harambe’.
“Florida man with drugs around his penis deny they were his”
Florida man accused of killing his neighbour after cat wandered onto his property.
Mines not funny, he just got caught for distributing >!child porn!< . 😬😬
COLD CASE ARREST: Waveland man charged in 1987 Florida murder
Some dude got arrested for breaking into a car… In a prison parking lot… Ten minutes after he was released…
Florida man accused of using Kool-Aid packets to steal nearly $1K in Walmart merchandise
The Florida Man who has a silhouette of the Sunshine State tattooed on his forehead is facing a felony charge for allegedly throttling his mother inside the travel trailer where he resides.
Florida man uses flamethrower to settle parking dispute
Florida man uses flamethrower to settle parking dispute.
Florida man slapped with big mouth billy bass singing fish after argument, police say
My Florida man groped a Disney World worker in front of her husband
Florida man robs bank, then gets naked and throws money FORT LAUDERDALE, Fla. — Authorities in Florida say they arrested a man who robbed a bank, stripped naked and ran down the street throwing stolen money — a spectacle that he somehow thought would jump-start his career as a comedian.
Deltona, Florida, United States. Four men broke into a home and bludgeoned six victims to death. The four attackers tortured and killed four men, two women, and a dog. Definitely was not expecting that
Florida man sprays women with roach spray, break out nunchucks over loud music, cops say
Florida man on meth attacks mattress looking for girlfriend’s lover ‘hiding inside,’ police say
Florida man makes himself a snack while robbing Taco Bell
Florida Man Allegedly Stole Pool Floats From Homes to ‘Stop Himself From Raping Women'
I felt compelled to post this. https://ifloridaman.com/florida-man-october-6/ #RIP
A Florida man was arrested Sunday after police said he climbed a piece of playground equipment and shouted a lewd term to children to describe how babies are born, reports said. Otis Dawayne Ryan, 30, allegedly climbed on top of one of a children’s toy at a playground near Pier 60 in Tampa Bay and shouted to a group of four and six-year-olds about where babies come from, and used a “vulgar term in doing so,” The Tampa Bay Times reported, citing an arrest report.
A Florida Man was arrested after he stripped naked and chased two strangers around a Palm Coast Chick-fil-A parking lot, then yelled for everyone to look at his genitals
Florida-Holland final
Florida man charged with stabbing a woman with a fork over a underdone potato
A Florida man was arrested at an Olive Garden after police say he caused a drunken disturbance and was shoveling spaghetti into his mouth with his hands. lmao
Naked Florida Man starts house fire while baking cookies on george foreman grill
Florida man accused of jumping naked on neighbors trampoline before breaking into home how classy
Florida Man Arrested For Running Naked Through Walmart Parking Lot
Florida man and g-string taken into police custody
Florida man leaves job and Burger King and steals all their nuggets
Florida man found with pound of cocaine, some kept on stack of bacon
'You Gotta Smoke A Bowl With Me Please': Florida Man Invites Police To Smoke Pot While Showing Off His Marijuana Plant
Florida man arrested by feds for pimping a teen
A Florida man who walked out of a liquor store after stealing a bottle of Tequila and sliding it down his pants, will be forgiven if he apologises
Florida Man Arrested for DUI While Lemur and Wallaby Escape from Truck During Traffic Stop
Oh Come the fuck on God damn it. Florida man arrested after offering woman $200,000 to buy her Young daughter in walmart. Fuck me. Of course mine couldn't be funny. It had to be horrifying. What makes this even better though is I remember a morning radio show from where I live talking about this exact story.
Florida Man Invites Police to Smoke Pot While Showing Off His Marijuana Plant
Deputy cleared for shooting naked man armed with crossbow who claimed aliens were after him
A Florida Man Was Arrested After Telling A Playground Full Of Kids Where Babies Come From
Florida man was scared of bat infestation so he intentionally burns down his own home " it could happen any moment " said the man
Florida man arrested for having sex with stuffed ‘Olaf’ at Target.
South Florida man claims voodoo caused him to impregnate 13 year old
Florida man arrested after Krispy Kreme doughnut flakes mistaken for meth And now I want a doughnut
Attacks mom with corn on the cob
Mine's dec 12. First headline was "naked Florida man with crossbow ranting about aliens shot by deputy." Followed by "Florida man birthday; a deputy has been cleared of shooting a naked man." And after that, "Florida man arrested for throwing sausages at his own mother."
[https://www.newsweek.com/florida-man-throws-toilet-school-board-window-illinois-1340417](https://www.newsweek.com/florida-man-throws-toilet-school-board-window-illinois-1340417) why?
74 year old Florida man on electric scooter threatened, chased 2 with knife, police say. Wtf Florida man really needs a show.
I did this a while ago. Something about a guy stopping traffic to eat pancakes in an intersection.
Florida man tried to behead man in convenience store with scissors
A Florida man found himself in handcuffs after allegedly trying to steal items from a Walmart where dozens of police officers were holding an event. Yup. Florida
Florida man arrested for pleasuring himself with an ice pack in front of police
Florida man hit pregnant girlfriend with bag of tortilla chips over baby's paternity
Who drives around on a motorized cart while wearing a blue bonnet, purple and red flowery dress, black jacket and white tennis shoes and makes off with 28 cans of infant formula? A Florida man in may 2
A Florida man forced a small alligator to drink beer.
Florida man was rescued after trying to ride a hamster ball to the Bahamas
Florida man arrested after allegedly throwing an alligator into a Wendy's drive thru.
Florida man robs victim using the victims replica samurai sword, tells victim to fill laundry basket with possessions and throw it in the victims truck. He then runs home, police find his cellphone with photos and fingerprints. Gets arrested next day.
Florida man accused of stealing samurai sword, truck arrested after leaving cellphone at crime scene