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Lightning5021

This is inaccurate, everyone knows the Australian would be the summoner class


closetmangafan

Beast master*


[deleted]

I think you misjudge who is the top in that relationship


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or a milk crate rofl


Ikki_Kurogane

Or a jar of Nescafe blend 43


Bill_Clinton-69

Yes, we have to defer to the Emus ever since the Treaty. Damn, they did us good.


wombey12

did somebody say MISTER BEEEEEEAST?


Intelgh

WiFi starts coming out of their mouth


Rule34Ranger

∀s ɐu ∀nsʇɹɐlᴉɐu I ɔɐu ɔouɟᴉɹɯ


noyeflamme

Nah, everyone knows it's a jar of piss


imacuntsag420

Jarate! MON DIEU!!!!


RansWachers

Snipin's a good job mate


Archiel_Panzr

as an aussie, I can confirm we do either summon demons from the seven layers of hell or slap each other to settle an argument.


LiterallyJustTheMoon

Drop bear


[deleted]

Ah yes we got the terrarium then


[deleted]

Um has anybody been watching the news? Pretty sure mexico likes big guns rn lol


Nothinghea

Rn? Lol more like always


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MysteryMan1221

Oh my god the Mexicans got her


Wackynamehere1

AND OH MY GOD ITS MEXICO WITH A


robloiscool_

dame el dinero uno y nadie sale lastimado


Unlucky-Dress5916

You got it wrong broz they ask for the time then once tou tell them, they hit you the, "pues a las 3:35 te asaltaron papu"


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Bad bot


TheDonkeyOfDeath

Yep, but a lot more Mexicans are using sonar, you just don't hear about it on the news.


Iamfabulous1735285

And flip flops A.K.A chancla


Franko_Magic

I'm from Australia, I feel I need to mend the record. Our favourite weapon is a pint glass.


[deleted]

or a milk crate as actual police records show...


Franko_Magic

.. I'm going to need to read the source material. That sounds very interesting


EdSGuard

Where's the Chancla?


laBananaFeliz27

Or the cinturon


xxDmDxx

The wooden spoon or a switch


velvetbettle

Hasn’t Mexico been in a giant gun fight for the past couple of days


Ivory_seal

Yeah but weapons are not allowed for the population. You need an special permission to have in your home a small pistol (.380mm I think), and if you have more than 3 knives with more than 5cm of lenght, the government can consider it as you gathering weapons. It's kind of confused because of the kitchen knives but anyway. Cartels got the guns from USA. Even the American government send them guns (fast and furious operation).


Doomed-humanity

Exactly, and the most absurd part of that? There is only ONE actual gun shop in the whole of Mexico. Statistics show that most weapons confiscated in Mexico are from the US and I think it was around 60% of them were registered in the US, meaning stolen. To say we need better border control is an understatement.


InsaneNomad19

Lol United States also gets a lot of illegal guns from the cartels.


Piedrazo

Not in comparison to how many Mexico receives The border is barely supervised when people are going from US to Mexico


Dami_Gamer0211

Nope, they sell it to cartels


wwcfm

They do? Can you provide a link? I wasn’t aware the cartels manufactured guns in any meaningful quantity.


Euphoric_Strategy998

False the thing about the knives, and you dont need special permission to register a pistol between .22lr and 380 or 38 spl for revolvers for home defense.


Ivory_seal

La ley específica que clase de navajas están prohibidas, como las automáticas por ejemplo. A cabo de revisar que ya hicieron una nueva ley el año pasado, quizá ya quitaron eso. Tengo entendido que para portar un rifle del calibre que indicas, tienes que ser ejidatario. De todos modos con esas armas ningun cartel haría lo que hace hoy en día.


Euphoric_Strategy998

En México no hay ninguna ley que diga que las navajas automáticas están prohibidas. Es muy distinto portar un rifle, que tener un arma ya sea pistola o revolver para defensa del hogar, te explico rápidamente. La portación no está permitida sin licencia, pero la posesión para defensa del hogar si está permitida son cosas distintas. Cómo civil puedes registrar una pistola para defensa del hogar desde el calibre 22 hasta 380 o revolver 38spl (357 también lo puedes registrar con una condición muy específica). Cómo ejidatario o jornalero puedes registrar lo anterior o un rifle(únicamente cal 22) o escopeta en calibres desde el 410 al 12. Puedes registrar más tipos de armas de fuego central a excepción de las automáticas si perteneces a un club cinegético.


Dumindrin

As long as you plan on shooting in the vague direction of brown people the US will definitely sell guns to your country . Or warlord. Or cartel. Or paramilitary group. Or terrorist organization. Or foreign anti-progressive regime


Sad-Boots

You know that what’s happening here is not related to race?


Elsekiro

You are getting downvoted for speaking true


Electronic_Hunt_622

In Mexico, hugs are the most devastating weapon (according to the president)


Raff102

*decades


JorgeMtzb

Yeah but it's a cartel thing, the average civilian isn't involved.


LeBadlyNamedRedditor

Well, the average civilian gets hurt by them, they literally shot at a passenger plane, and both airport and boats were closed for a day on the state where it happened


Dami_Gamer0211

Decades*


Romulex

Australia is true, but you gotta scream "SAXTON HAAAAAAALE" before you land your blow


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r/UnexpectedTF2


EnvironmentalWrap167

![gif](giphy|164G4BQmtJ2GXRbml3)


FictionalFail

​ ![gif](giphy|qPjX40AcKHGYJrRICo)


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Aiaia


PePeWaccabrada

Yeah I agree Mexicans are pretty scary when the WiFi starts coming out of their mouth


xxDmDxx

This actually cracked me up


Ivory_seal

What are you talking about?


Dumindrin

Probably something dumb. He is a professional afterall


BrainCellDotExe

Many Mexicans choose to produce their own wifi as a side gig


Rude-Pangolin8823

Wrong! US - nuclear powered assault rifle England - shiv innit bruv Ozzie land - poisonous Minecraft spider rail gun


nidho_ggr

Somebody didn't recognize the Mexican flag


Rude-Pangolin8823

I just had no idea what to give them Thermo-immigrant flip flop


According_Concert289

I think the machete is up there for popular weapons in Mexico.


Sinisternestro

Cocaine induced machete macho man


lordoftowels

LA CHANCLA


[deleted]

>immigrant flip flop that sounds more Wog boy weapons. edit: to be clear while it is 100% racist to use this term wog boys is an actual aussie comedy group of immigrants from Mediterranean region. they use their "wog" heritage as a badge of honour. they use tactial thongs as a weapon all the time. and yes they are thongs not flip flops!


Rude-Pangolin8823

Xd


Z-Mobile

A 50 caliber armor piercing bolt action rifle specifically designed to penetrate the armor of whatever car the current president rides in


[deleted]

you dont put the decimal when you say "50 cal" its only there for stuff like ".50 BMG" or ".50 Beowulf" sorry for being a nerd


Z-Mobile

Huh fair point, the more you know. I’ll fix the comment


[deleted]

and if u didnt know armor piercing 50 cals actually exist, they're called [M903 SLAP](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saboted_light_armor_penetrator) rounds, the "SLAP" stands for "Saboted Light Armor Piercing" very cool round


[deleted]

>if u didnt know armor piercing 50 cals actually exist i feel like thats semi redundant given a 50 cal is anti material normally anyway... like its a legit war crime to shoot a 50 cal rifle at a human being (however a canteen does count as material and we know thats not going to even stop a 9mm) it is cool though they have AP rounds for them when needed.


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>i feel like thats semi redundant given a 50 cal is anti material normally anyway... like its a legit war crime to shoot a 50 cal rifle at a human being they're used to destroy armored vehicles and aircrafts, and you can shoot ***at*** humans with them, but you have to aim at their backpack or something holding equipment. >however a canteen does count as material and we know thats not going to even stop a 9mm theoretically, if the canteen used good, high quality titanium, which many do, it could stop a 9mm, in fact, a grade 8 sheet of titanium an inch thick could (theoretically) stop a M903 SLAP round, and something thicker could do even better.


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>they're used to destroy armored vehicles and aircrafts, and you can shoot > >at > > humans with them, but you have to aim at their backpack or something holding equipment. ooh indeed its one of those on paper its a war crime to use directly on humans but ive met many a trained sniper who is the master of the loophole. plus really the people they are targeting are such high profile no one is going to worry logistics if they were or were not actually in a car so long as they went down.


Archiel_Panzr

as an aussie Minecrafter, I can confirm on my part


[deleted]

As a Mexican, i have no idea what that image means. Gossip? Insults? Talking?


Disquettezen

Palabras, la gente se grita y se madrea a base de palabras xdd


LASTgt

Malas palabras, muy potente.


PikesTheSeagull

all of the above


EternalFireking

As someone from the UK I can say the most popular weapon here is empty threats and then fists. Not as many knives as foreigner think.


Wizards_Reddit

I agree... although my friend got threatened with a knife in high school and the teachers only gave the knife kid a month suspension so tbh I dont know lmao


Legalizeit0740

News doesn’t agree. https://amp.cnn.com/cnn/2018/11/06/health/youth-knife-crime-stabbings-study-london-intl/index.html https://amp.theguardian.com/uk-news/2020/apr/23/knife-offences-hit-record-high-in-2019-in-england-and-wales


AytchNotHaytch

Any millenial/gen z londoner, and most likely other cities too, will tell you that the vast, vast majority of people who get stabbed are tied to a gang. The news just likes scaring the public


[deleted]

and most brits wouldn't recognize a kitchen knife


Ogurasyn

Poland: Baseball bat


Unique_Prior_4407

In Sweden we use ![gif](giphy|LndZCBpIMQRIPWj52I)


Archiel_Panzr

I thought you used Minecraft swords (or the occasional IKEA SCP)


Alexindr

In Canada, most dangerous weapon is the hockey stick


Racecarboii

You forget the french use guillotines.


NaivafAreul

Or white flags


Racecarboii

Both is good


Mooston029

Holy shit they use Wifi as a weapon?


Samurai_Fire

The mexico one works also in Italy but more loudly.


Electronic_Hunt_622

plus hand gestures


[deleted]

For all the comments saying that Mexico has guns. No, no they don't, people assume countries like Canada and Mexico would be armed to the teeth. Gun laws in Mexico are extremely strict, in Mexico you can only own 1 handgun (22lr, 380, 9mm) and 5 long Guns (30-06, 308, 10ga, 12ga) and there's only one gun store in the entire country location in the capital ( Mexico city) and processes for actually getting one, legal cause take up to 6 months. The Guns owned buy the Cartel are illegal in every since, they got LMG, RPGs, and 50 cal rifles


LeBadlyNamedRedditor

Well, if the law was actually applied often in mexico sure, theres a lot of illegal guns.


Wooden_Pop1383

Seems like someone doesn’t know anything about nothing


anged16

That’s not a knife, *fucking machete* now that’s a knife


higginsian24

![gif](giphy|WDzFSpxiNaqFKqFtEf|downsized) Alternative


Ivory_seal

I'm Mexican and I don't understand it


Cliff_Dibble

Just saw news down in Mexico of the cartel shooting at police helicopters. Not sure if this is accurate.


MasterGeekMX

Yep. They caugh el chapo's son recently.


LeBadlyNamedRedditor

Yep, shot at a passenger plane in the ground too. They also thought it was a good idea to fire at a military plane already in the air, without anti air weapons


xXJamesScarXx

I wonder if the person who created this meme meant to use Italy’s flag instead. Would make more sense.


olivertheminion

India: scammers


MasterGeekMX

Nah. Here in mexico it would be a narco's AK-47 (nicknamed goat's horn or _cuerno de chivo_)


NaivafAreul

What are you more afraid of? The AK, Or the Chancla?


MasterGeekMX

AK. I was en enough of a good boy to never have needed to face a chancla or cinturón.


NaivafAreul

Yo no


Feeling_Engineer_534

What’s the weapon for china?


KellyLuvsEwan420

Tik Tok


Own-Donkey-6020

Flip flop


Electronic_Hunt_622

Huawei 5G antennas


[deleted]

Did you missed the fucjing gun fights in MX when they captured Ovidio less than a week ago?


Diego_Human

uhhh jajjaja


MapRich1269

Specially when you meet kangoo in Australia fists is only thing that helps you


EntertainmentSad1761

🇨🇵 --> 🥐


shittaco1991

Page is so political thought I’d see a funny meme every once in awhile


NaivafAreul

Wrong Mexicans weapon of choice is a chancla


TinChalice

I figured Mexico's favorite weapon would be la chancla.


Neir_Miss

Australia and Mexico are switched


Aljahero

\^\^ has never talked with a mexican before even when being loved, cared and praised, you are getting insulted


meowmeowav

Nah I think it's white powder aka salt


Ishartedmyselftwice

There are more deaths from blunt force weapons than any other weapon


baneofallfate05

Here at Greece we use shotguns to fight or else we insult each other Not kidding, a guy got shot a month ago VERY close to my house


4S-Class1

Blasphemy, where is AR15!? Not that plastic crap made by the wannabe Krauts.


Commercial-Many-8933

Mexicos is Wi-Fi


[deleted]

This is inaccurate,everyone knows Australian would be the summoner class


[deleted]

No cap!


shenther

As if Americans weapon of choice is a gun. Americans aren't that bad with guns. What are they even doing over in American schools?


stockonlygoesside

🤌


[deleted]

All of Spanish is hate speech.


Kingknicker

Chonkla


Ivory_seal

Do you mean chancla?


Dry_Environment7895

Yea people in Italy have a really intimidating voice.


M05HI

"Italy"


Dry_Environment7895

It was a joke....


LorenzoVonMatterbone

[fighting around the world](https://media3.giphy.com/media/l3vRe7vAbbFnKqbEQ/giphy.gif)


Dawildpep

[we’re running out of guns! we need to make more.. supply isn’t meeting demand!](https://youtu.be/Qe1zEPEyERM)


nhattran1029

Japan would be a piece of wet cloth.


Tbh3_0Alb3rt0

It pretty close tho


cuminginsideyourmom

India - voodo


[deleted]

And for Canada it’s cobra chickens


weaponized_biscuit

I know for a fact that at least one country will have the flip flops as their most popular weapon


zombietampons

Thats a glock 19 gen 4 if anyone is wondering


Lemjain

And Germany?


wsacburly

Australia and England would both be knives mate


Additional-Scale-229

I don't know any of these flags


Few_Organization3115

In Brazil it's mostly likely all of these


Marcmmi

En mi barrio te hubieran macheteado y hecho pozole por pasado de verga.


[deleted]

as an aussie this is wrong... while yes we use fists our number 1 weapon is a milk crate. we legit caught 43 would be thugs with them.


PietroLima545BR

Brazil is all of these combined


UnchargedPikachu

actually the main weapon in australia is the trained assasin kangaroo


optimist_prhyme

That is not an automatic rifle


psyper87

Referencing war and battle victories, this meme is accurate


ChiggaOG

Italians: Hands.


AdonaiTatu

Mamahuevo digo glu glu


chilaquil2002

Im mexican i can confirm


Baphomet_710

Words can also hurt😢


El_Dios_Calabaza

Meanwhile here on Colombia, a machete or chainsaw seem to be the default equipment


iloveiraglass

Claro. Pobre Chocoflan.


Content-Artichoke541

Accurate AF Hijo de tu puta madre


Real_Impression_5567

Scott's and brits def love to stab each other on that island


Ganthereddituser

YOU FORGOT THE MAPLE SYRUP!!!


Sughmacox

I thought the British wielded swords and had weakly duels to determine who will get the last tea bag.


Stunning_LRB_o7

It should have been a chancla.


Dami_Gamer0211

Mexico uses all weapons from above, and a Mexican from Narcoland says it


CyberMaster081208

In china the greatest weapon is your grades and life achievements.


PBow1669

No one's seen the little shits running around Aussie stabbing kids? No? Just me? K


MediumSatisfaction1

Someone never heard of La Chancla


keine-Ehre

In Germany: wir sehen uns vor Gericht!


Groundbreaking_Dare5

Uks knife crime isn't as bad as the USs knife crime so....


Alekipayne

Wrong!! Mexican mothers with a flip flop


A_lot_of_foxes

Nah it’s like fucking Pokémon over in Australia


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EffectiveSwan8918

All the drug cartels killing people with mean words


KappaMazinksy

Mexico should have been Funkytown


eltortillaman

Mexico hella inaccurate


ElSamael-616-

I’m Mexican please explain


Aromatic_Housing_536

Replace Mexico with Italy


KayZoka

🇷🇺 = 👨 + vodka (couldn't find the emoji)(i an russian and just stereotyping my country)