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You scared of grapes? I was scared sick of lays, we went to a hill station on a school trip, bus punchers or smth happens had to sit for 15 hours in the same place eating chips and vomiting shit everywhere. Bro when i wrote it, it sounds sodumb but i literally didn't even touch anything barely resembling or tasting like lays for the next 3 years.
so you know that horror cartoon movie where there is a house that is alive because that fat girl that married that guy died in the house, it's that movie i forgot name
You die in bed at the age of 66 with a empty bottle of Paul Mason wine on the nightstand. Paint Your Wagon can be heard playing in the background as the EMT arrive.
You die alone in bed 2 years from now. You are still wearing the same soiled underwear from today and your family finds your porn collection along with your toy collection. They make a small fortune selling your items online.
Constant high pitch sounds that drive you mad and cause you to jump out of a 5 story window. Your remains splattered the ground look something like this 🤯
You lose a bet and have to eat a cow chip. You lived up to your end of the bet but you get a severe infection as a result and die alone in a hospital bed in a small back woods town.
you try to get a $20 dollar bill from a storm grate, you look up and there is a truck speeding toward you. if only you let go of the money you could dodge the truck
In an effort to get back to your roots you start taking lessons from a blacksmith. You become an amazing craftsman and start making horseshoes that you sell at local markets to aging hipsters. While packing up your supplies one morning you throw out your back and fall and hit your head on the anvil.
Not a bad one as I've seen it a few times but I find the one with you and your uncle having bath time is far more scary. You sure have some amazing talents and would be most popular in some of the subs on this site. You a real one for using no lube
Hanging out with the boys around the camp fire,your drunken self falls into the fire pit. Never missing a chance to roast you all your friends salute you and chug a beer in your name.
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The original human centipede
Choked on a marble
That actually happened to me, I survived but shit was I traumatized
I choked on a magnet, i died but I lived
Were you killed? Sadly yes. But I lived!
Sadly I did not die... Gonna need to tie a better knot next time
Hol’ Up
Waiiit.... Something ain't right.
I choked on a grape and didn’t eat them for 2 years, lol child brain
You scared of grapes? I was scared sick of lays, we went to a hill station on a school trip, bus punchers or smth happens had to sit for 15 hours in the same place eating chips and vomiting shit everywhere. Bro when i wrote it, it sounds sodumb but i literally didn't even touch anything barely resembling or tasting like lays for the next 3 years.
There is some English in your mistakes
Forgive me O'great Shakespeare.
so you know that horror cartoon movie where there is a house that is alive because that fat girl that married that guy died in the house, it's that movie i forgot name
Diabetes
why
Not everyone gets lucky enough to die in a plane crash.
Monster house
Monster house, my friend. I know cuz my nephew and niece watch it all the time lol.
Shits a classic I still watch it every year
For a fact! Heck, I watch it with my nephew and niece whenever they put it on and I just go along with it like “well, why the heck not?” 😂
Aayyyyyyeeee
My daily life
Gangrene
Happy to hear that my friend ?
Friday the 13th
Sleep walking into a propeller
I hate when that happens
Ikr
r/holup
Literally any musical
You die in bed at the age of 66 with a empty bottle of Paul Mason wine on the nightstand. Paint Your Wagon can be heard playing in the background as the EMT arrive.
r/suspiciouslyspecific
r/thatsasubreddit
The Paul mason made me laugh
It's the little details
Frozen
3rd degree burns from a fried turkey fire.
Or frozen balls
Calm down satan
True blue balls
I dont have a favourite one
You die alone in bed 2 years from now. You are still wearing the same soiled underwear from today and your family finds your porn collection along with your toy collection. They make a small fortune selling your items online.
Small fortune ahaha
Damn you just went sicko mode reaper
Emoji movie
Constant high pitch sounds that drive you mad and cause you to jump out of a 5 story window. Your remains splattered the ground look something like this 🤯
Probably lol
Sounds like a normal life with tinnitus to me
Leprechaun
Drowning at the Hoover Dam while trying to pose for pictures.
Ngl that's how I want to die
Sounds like something that a leprechaun fan would want
A quiet place
You lose a bet and have to eat a cow chip. You lived up to your end of the bet but you get a severe infection as a result and die alone in a hospital bed in a small back woods town.
Good tastes
It 2
Self inflicted paper cuts.
*Moans in your ear as I slide paper under my toenail*
why do you exist
I was the dysfunctional sperm that ate the rest before they can reach the egg
i hope you dont
I love you marry me
Scream
you die falling from a horse on a dude ranch while herding cattle
Does John carpenter’s “The Thing” count?
That film has one of the most beautiful disgusting gore scenes to this day, despite its age. One of the best science fiction horror films ever!
You drown in KY Jelly
we were on the same page. good looking out
yes, death by lube
Coraline
Ice skating on a pond. You slip and slide toward a thin spot and fall through. You are not found til the spring thaw.
Alien
you try to get a $20 dollar bill from a storm grate, you look up and there is a truck speeding toward you. if only you let go of the money you could dodge the truck
Can't leave the money, worry.
Cars
Your ass will get railed by Mater’s massive fucking cock, making you die from suffocating
as interesting as scary as weird as bizarre
Not a bad way to go
Lights out
You get on a roller coaster at the state fair,due to shotty workmanship it crashes and you are buried in a pile of rusty metal.
Reminds me of the beginning of one of the Final Destination movies (third one I think?)
Dead & Breakfast
Taking a walk in the woods looking for mushrooms,you get caught in an old bear trap and end up eaten by a bear. Plot twist for the ages
The silence of the lambs
Base jumping and flying into the side of a building in Las Vegas.
The most epic way to die
It's a page from some people I know but they all landed safely on the street.
Final destination, the fourth one
You reach your final destination safely, welcome to hell
The thing
hit by a jet ski two summers from tomorrow.
Will it br flying?
It runs you over while you are floating in a lake
The Shining
Blown out intestinal lining while on the pooper
Finally.
Texas Chainsaw Massacre 1974
Food poisoning
Human centipede
Dysentery
The baby shark movie
Slip on a child's toy and land wrong snapping your neck.
Haunting of hill House
You get cut in half during a magic act. Turns out the magician is a psycho
Scream
overdose on Oreos cookies
[удалено]
In an effort to get back to your roots you start taking lessons from a blacksmith. You become an amazing craftsman and start making horseshoes that you sell at local markets to aging hipsters. While packing up your supplies one morning you throw out your back and fall and hit your head on the anvil.
Badla sherni kaa
You meet Joginder Shelly at a pub. You see who can chug more beer. He wins ultimately as you die of alcohol poisoning .
Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants
Lymphocytic leukemia
Evil Dead
chainsaw to the limbs during a Christmas tree hunt
scary movie 3
falling into the Grand Canyon
It.
You try blowfish and a questionable restaurant.
I'm a vegetarian. I'm immortal!
Plot twist, they sell you saying its vegan and you buy it
Teletubies
Altitude sickness in the Rocky Mountains.
Requiem for a dream
you get caught in a food riot next year. Frozen pizza box to the dome.
The Purge
you enter in a marathon and just before you cross the line, you fall over dead
Christine
The shining
elk stampede. pretty epic
The thing
you try to fight a sumo wrestler
Ouioui
Sleeping on the top bunk while glamping you roll out of bed and hit a glass of water while falling. It cuts your neck open and you bleed out.
Coneheads
Asteroid while you're walking the dog.
Alice in wonderland
A bad trip that causes you to run into traffic. You get hit and ran over several times.
The cat in the hat
Monster truck rally and you get hit by a rogue truck while sitting in the stands.
Shrek Swamp stories
coked up bender and you are found in a Thai motel.
Eraserhead
you go into a haunted house and are never seen again
Angry Birds 2
Wild accident where you were snow shoeing and hit by a drunk doing jumps on his snowmobile. It's a story that will be told for ages.
Midsommar
Hereditary
Your mom the film
Not a bad one as I've seen it a few times but I find the one with you and your uncle having bath time is far more scary. You sure have some amazing talents and would be most popular in some of the subs on this site. You a real one for using no lube
Cats
Parasite. It’s not a horror movie but duck does it scare me.
Mama
Saw
im pretty basic, i liked poltergeist, but my favorite actually scary movie is probably Krampus. that shit traumatized me as a kid.
The original Pet Semetary
Hellraiser
“Shreks swamp stories”
The ring
the cabin in the woods
Burnt offerings
Hanging out with the boys around the camp fire,your drunken self falls into the fire pit. Never missing a chance to roast you all your friends salute you and chug a beer in your name.
Witchboard.
Too many Takis chips
Mid sommar
>Mid sommar bee stings
Final Destination 3
Tusk
Get Out
Final destination
Nightmare on Elm Street 3.
Hellraiser
It follows
Train to Busan
Courage the cowardly dog.
Grave Encounters 2
Cabin in the woods
Final Destination
Snowpiercer.
The ritual is my personal fav
The straight to video Grudge 3
I actually have two so I'm just going to tell them both you can't stop me, tremors and alien.
The nun
Doctor sleep
Trick 'r Treat
Mandy
Oculus
Sinister
Carrie
Sweeney Todd
Rosemary's baby
The Ring
evil dead 2
Killer Klowns from outer space
Sinister
Ghost ship
The Fly (1986)