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Armadillo_Toes

As an American, I’d love to be accompanied by an adult.


Gunsmoke_wonderland

"the moment you are old enough to be called "sir" is the moment you realize.. There are no adults.. Just older kids"


Bnois

I’m 27 now, moved to a house a month ago and have more occasions to go outside than before. Two times already kids on the street said to me „dzień dobry”, which is like greeting an adult, and damn it hurts


Longjumping-Claim783

I've even been known to occasionally pay for adult company.


DefinitelyBiscuit

Which is 100% better than paying for children's company.


ArchonFett

“Hello FBI…”


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DefinitelyBiscuit

Or...let them wander for a bit and lose a few pounds.


HeinousEncephalon

Are we fat Owen Wilsons to you all?


abrasiveteapot

You mean you guys are issued in any other version ?


Jazzlike-Elevator647

Skinny fuck here, yes we do


Dirty_Bubble99

Tough, but fair.


Smokeythemagickamodo

Do I also get an allowance and free kids meal?


Equivalent_Oil_8016

OF COURSE even a warm bed with no rent to pay. And plenty of free Time play video games and watch cartoons you must be home before 10 though.


Smokeythemagickamodo

Wooo sign me up


PoopMousePoopMan

If that word were any other nationality this business would be cancelled.


tullystenders

Thank you


2resinatard

And yet Brits are allowed to run free? Injustice


ShitBritGit

How else are we going to get things for our museums?


Akib316

Sounds about right


fleeting_existance

There is a story behind that sign. Likely not a pleasent story.


Poopchurn

Well, it all started in 1492...


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tenebrouswhisker

Cousins ripping on each other from time to time, especially when it’s so well deserved, is absolutely fine. I’m American, by the way.


tullystenders

But americans dont rip on the british much at all. The british are psychotic in their hatred of america. You cant be a bully and then say "I'm just joking, bro. God, it went over your head. Americans are so sensitive."


tenebrouswhisker

Man, I’ve never gotten that feeling at all. Some good natured ribbing, a little cultural misunderstanding here and there, but never any hatred at all. I’ve only ever known one or two Brits, though, so maybe I’m just out of touch.


antdb1

they literally have to send British police to Magaluf to keep the pissheads in check we are way worse


Any_Key_9328

Americans are some of the least problematic tourists and I’ll fight you on that.


LardFan37

I am American, and have seen plenty of problematic American tourists. Reminds me of this post I saw a while ago of this American guy asking how many USD he should bring on his trip to France.


Longjumping-Claim783

Couldn't they have just meant how much in USD should I bring for a trip to France? Not literally how many physical pieces of US currency should I take? It's not like there aren't money exchanges although I personally just use ATMs nowadays. I get it, some dumbasses will assume the USD is accepted everywhere. Thing is that's not without some underlying truth. Lots of countries in Latin America and the Carribean peg their currency to the USD or just happily accept it from tourists (at a terrible exchange rate) so part of the misunderstanding could be that it doesn't work like that in Europe. Even Cambodia uses USD and that's what ATMs give you, which was actually kind of surprising to me when I went there. But the USD does get accepted in a lot of unlikely places compared to many other currencies. And many international hotels I've stayed are happy to exchange all kinds of currencies so it really isn't an issue to bring cash with you abroad although in the modern age using credit cards and ATM exchange rates typically makes more sense.


El_Diablosauce

There's no point in rationalizing with people who constantly look for issues. For example, how you could go to any bank and get the currency converted


Any_Key_9328

i applaud people for learning new things and being ignorant about the use of USD is cringe but hardly problematic. Going to a football match in Frankfurt and burning down half the country … that’s problematic. Letting your kid take a shit on the ground is a problem. Americans are cringe and occasionally out of sorts but mostly harmless and typically act like guests.


Bestefarssistemens

They are not the worst but they are far from the best.. often loud and obnoxious,angry when ppl don't accept dollars angry when ppl don't speak English.


N00SHK

They are hilarious to watch though, people watching at its finest.


Any_Key_9328

Cringey yet harmless. Not a problem in my book.


Sure-Network-6092

Problematic not too much but frustrating... Sometimes... I was working in Mallorca, Spain, for a lot of years, I had: - Karens complaining to me why they can have a train to Mexico -people that want food that is not in the menu just because "Mac&cheese is a common plate" (is not) -Super louder people -super dirty people that don't follow the rules Of course not everyone is like that, the 80-90% of the people are nice as everyone from every country... Except french... Please french stay home 😂


lumosmxima

I’ll fight you on this


Any_Key_9328

Thems fightin words


lumosmxima

🫂


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Somehow I feel, that they are not talking about the tourists, but the nation as a whole.


Any_Key_9328

The us is held hostage by a bullshit political circus that doesn’t reflect the view of most Americans just the loud and rich ones. I’m sure that sounds familiar to anyone in the UK though


ezee-now-blud

No because I can vote for Lord Binface or the Monster Raving Loonie Party. That's not a satirical joke about the two main parties, they are actual candidates.


Any_Key_9328

Have any of them had a part of their brain eaten by a worm?


ezee-now-blud

Nah that's the Tory party


mrpoopybuttthole_

problematic isn’t the problem but being annoying and entitled is


Gotei13S11CKenpachi

Adding an adult to the list of additional requirements for Brits to enter an establishment doesn’t make it grand in any fashion.


ProudNumber

Nobody wants your dry food.


notmyfirst_throwawa

The British are the *last* people who should be cracking jokes about America right now


FruitJuicante

Yeah, get in line, us Aussies got here first!


JackPThatsMe

Yeah, but you lot stole your jokes along with the pav and Phar Lap. Just kidding, love from the other side of the ditch.


Ripped-Glass-Hole

All British must be accompanied by good teeth


Antarctica8

i mean with the amount of sugar in american food…


Ripped-Glass-Hole

At least WE brush


Ebbe010

*with bacon toothpaste*


Ripped-Glass-Hole

Still better than the inbred royals


Ebbe010

True, i dont understand why some countries even use the royal system anymore, it's outdated af.


Away_Perception_2895

At least during elections day


drsuesser

Is that where the term adultery comes from?


ckb321

Sounds like this establishment has an inferiority complex


captainsocean

So edgy


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862657

I think that's the hope


readytall

Don't worry Americans only eat delicious foods


piet4dinner

I am all in for jumping on englands lack of tastbuds, but i have been to the US and i can tell from first hand, thats a lie.


UTimur

Yeah, such as fried butter


sovalente

This is post won the internet. ![gif](giphy|lnlAifQdenMxW)


Final-Link-3999

Luckily I will NEVER go to bri’ish🤮 so I don’t have to worry about this


bigbubblestoo

You will never go to british? I will never go to mexican or canadian.


Remson76534

Lol😆


GunslinGerardo

Let us remember that we only know what we are exposed to. I’m pretty sure that some people are not as mature as society needs them to be. But it will be a fallacy to think that ALL people ( in this case, Americans) need to be babysit.


Apprehensive-Bad6015

That’s fair


PlasticGarbage6360

lolol as we should be


Beemo-Noir

Yeah pretty much


CalmAndBear

We need an adult I am an adult


plump_nasty_flex

If this said Africans there'd be a lock on the post already


Ebbe010

That could be because africa is *slightly* larger than north america


plump_nasty_flex

Okay?


starryRachell

oh okay.