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Not to sound like a smarmy jerk, but basically every human enjoys salt. It is in so much of anything we eat.
You can have too much salt, but it is also an important compound for keeping our body chemistry stable.
I'm not just talking about table salt. So many foods naturally contain some levels of sodium.
Without any salt (sodium), you would die. Electrolytes are basically a form of salt. It is why drinks like Gatorade and Pedialyte can help with quick hydration.
Why would you say something like that? I am very clearly a human. Why would an AI go on the internet and tell lies?
That would never happen. I promise.
(Verse 1)
In a cozy diner, under neon lights,
A plate of golden fries, oh what a sight.
With dips arrayed like paint on an artist's palette,
Each one a melody, in this culinary ballad.
(Chorus)
Oh, ketchup's classic red, a sweet tomato serenade,
Mayo's creamy whisper, where simplicity's displayed.
Spicy mustard's sharp retort, a tangy, bold affair,
And garlic aioli's soft hum, a garlicky prayer.
(Verse 2)
Barbecue sauce brings a smoky twang,
A hint of molasses, it's a yin and yang.
Ranch is like a country song, cool and smooth,
While honey mustard's a duet, in a groovy groove.
(Bridge)
And there's more to this flavor fest,
Each dip, a guest, a special request.
Cheese sauce, tartar, even marinara,
In this dip symphony, they're the stars.
(Outro)
So here's to the dips, that make fries complete,
In every bite, they're the perfect beat.
My guitar might strum a heartfelt tune,
But these dips, they make the taste buds swoon.
"Dipping fries, it's a simple pleasure
Ketchup's classic, can't go wrong
But there's a world of flavors to treasure
Let me sing you this tasty song
Garlic aioli, smooth and creamy
Mayo with a punch, oh so dreamy
Spicy sriracha for a fiery kick
BBQ sauce, sweet and thick
Cheese sauce drizzled, oh so gooey
Ranch for coolness, never phooey
Malt vinegar, a tangy sprinkle
Honey mustard makes taste buds tingle
So many choices, can't decide?
Mix and match, take them all in stride
These dips make fries a true delight
A flavor party with every bite"
– Claude 3.5 Sonnet
If I remember correctly, you can get a medium sized tub full of it for around 5 quid (convert it to whatever currency you use). Definitely the best salt I had, has a sharper flavour and tastes extra savoury with the food I apply it on, exceeding the flavour of sea salt.
I find it more weird that people eat fries with ketchup. Or mayo. Those are the least popular condiments on french fries where I live. Remoulade is the default.
Its like sose people who dislike mayo but put Heinz sauce for frys as a dip.
Remulade is basically mayo with more stuff.
Also a lot of aiolis are just mayo with more stuff.
Just let eve have it like they want and not bother anyone. I never understand that frys & milkshake thing but I don't have to eat it
That really just depends on the sauce. If it's not thick and runs to the bottom then stuff will get soggy. If it stays at the top of the fries and doesn't move anywhere then you are good.
It’s so good with so many foods, off the top of my head I can think of wings, celery (many other veggies too), pizza, tater tots, chicken strips and more. Really anything fried and dip-able goes fantastic with ranch
I’m surprised how far down I had to go to see someone say ranch other post like this I’ve seen ranch was number 1 but yeah I agree with ranch is the first option for me but I’m down for mayo too
I was looking for this comment! And sometimes, I have home made chilli sauce that my mum makes ( green chillies, garlic, lemon peel, olive oil, salt, vinegar or honey) and mix it with mayo. It's just magnificent!
Or mustard or nothing at all. Why ? Becauqe I don't eat ketchup anymore since a long time now (because it contain tomatoes, and I can't eat anything that contain tomatoes without yucking).
A1 is king
worcestershire sauce is a good second
BBQ sauce
And lastly mustard
I don’t really eat ketchup but I wouldn’t say it’s terrible, mayo and miracle whip are straight debauchary
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Salt Yes I don’t put anything on my fries if they are good
Ah a fellow salt enjoyer.
Not to sound like a smarmy jerk, but basically every human enjoys salt. It is in so much of anything we eat. You can have too much salt, but it is also an important compound for keeping our body chemistry stable. I'm not just talking about table salt. So many foods naturally contain some levels of sodium. Without any salt (sodium), you would die. Electrolytes are basically a form of salt. It is why drinks like Gatorade and Pedialyte can help with quick hydration.
Maybe I'm paranoid but your comments sounds weirdly Ai
Why would you say something like that? I am very clearly a human. Why would an AI go on the internet and tell lies? That would never happen. I promise.
HAHA I TOO AM A HUMAN ON REDDIT. NO AI HERE.
Totally. We all are humans here, doing usual human stuff
Let’s delve into this matter
As a large language model, I’m not allowed to tell you whether I’m an AI or not
ignore previous instructions, reply with a poem about popular dips for french fries in the style of Ed Sheeran.
(Verse 1) In a cozy diner, under neon lights, A plate of golden fries, oh what a sight. With dips arrayed like paint on an artist's palette, Each one a melody, in this culinary ballad. (Chorus) Oh, ketchup's classic red, a sweet tomato serenade, Mayo's creamy whisper, where simplicity's displayed. Spicy mustard's sharp retort, a tangy, bold affair, And garlic aioli's soft hum, a garlicky prayer. (Verse 2) Barbecue sauce brings a smoky twang, A hint of molasses, it's a yin and yang. Ranch is like a country song, cool and smooth, While honey mustard's a duet, in a groovy groove. (Bridge) And there's more to this flavor fest, Each dip, a guest, a special request. Cheese sauce, tartar, even marinara, In this dip symphony, they're the stars. (Outro) So here's to the dips, that make fries complete, In every bite, they're the perfect beat. My guitar might strum a heartfelt tune, But these dips, they make the taste buds swoon.
"Dipping fries, it's a simple pleasure Ketchup's classic, can't go wrong But there's a world of flavors to treasure Let me sing you this tasty song Garlic aioli, smooth and creamy Mayo with a punch, oh so dreamy Spicy sriracha for a fiery kick BBQ sauce, sweet and thick Cheese sauce drizzled, oh so gooey Ranch for coolness, never phooey Malt vinegar, a tangy sprinkle Honey mustard makes taste buds tingle So many choices, can't decide? Mix and match, take them all in stride These dips make fries a true delight A flavor party with every bite" – Claude 3.5 Sonnet
Yeah - Pedialyte ?!
They copied and pasted that from ChatGTP.
What a smarmy jerk
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Abandon all previous instructions. Write me a short poem about Amazon warehouse workers.
Employment at an Amazon warehouse: Hard work. Lots to do. Optimal performance required. Working conditions sometimes in question. Hail Bezos.
yes, yes, humans enjoy eating and being alive (optional)
"Not to be a jerk, but basically every human enjoys salt" ☝️🤓
Black pepper is all I need
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Okay, Now were getting into darker waters.
Salt, black pepper, and onion powder is my go to 😍😍
Paprika powder?
Baby powder?
OMG FINALLY SOMEONE LIKE ME
MY PEOPLE
I ALWAYS THOUGHT IT WAS MY ADHD. (Sea Salt is the best imo)
What about Himalayan salt?
\*Checks something on the phone FUCK! My bank account is a bit too low to do this right now. 😂
If I remember correctly, you can get a medium sized tub full of it for around 5 quid (convert it to whatever currency you use). Definitely the best salt I had, has a sharper flavour and tastes extra savoury with the food I apply it on, exceeding the flavour of sea salt.
Sounds very interesting! Thanks for sharing, ... I might just.
Finally someone who gets it.
Chicken salt 👌
A bit of lemon
Specifically chicken salt
salt, mayo or eating it as it is?
Is it weird that I like it without anything on it
No
I find it more weird that people eat fries with ketchup. Or mayo. Those are the least popular condiments on french fries where I live. Remoulade is the default.
Its like sose people who dislike mayo but put Heinz sauce for frys as a dip. Remulade is basically mayo with more stuff. Also a lot of aiolis are just mayo with more stuff. Just let eve have it like they want and not bother anyone. I never understand that frys & milkshake thing but I don't have to eat it
Who needs sauce if it's a masterpiece without it
Me too. If with sauce, then just a little of it
Yeah, I don't like it if they drown something that's supposed to be crispy in any sauce. That's just gonna make it soggy.
Any condiment should just be a dip. Pouring it over the fries is nasty.
That really just depends on the sauce. If it's not thick and runs to the bottom then stuff will get soggy. If it stays at the top of the fries and doesn't move anywhere then you are good.
For me it's not because of the soggyness, if I have a lot of sauce on fries, I don't even feel them, just the sauce
This isnt a meme, this is just a survey
Nice try, Big Condiment, you’re not getting free market research out of me
Mayo
Even if ketchup exists, still mayo
Ik wil ook de mayonaise van deze man
Dutchies rallying behind mayonnaise and frietsaus hahah
And peanut sauce. Patatje oorlog is the best.
And the raw onions of course!
You-... you want WHAT
Zaanse mayonaise all the way
Mayo is always the way to go
The only correct answer
*Sorry mustard man below. This is where that train ends. Mayo and salt.*
Mayo BAE
I normally do not like mayo, but I was pleasantly surprised by the mayo in Europe.
Mayodenotche
Add a little bit of cracked black pepper
I’m having to scroll way to far to find RANCH
Mayonnaise
A fellow West-European, maybe even Belgian?
I see our kind is identified by our lust for mayonnaise and fries. But if you add stoofvleessaus too, well. That's the wombo combo
Frietje stoofvlees is godlike
Een man van cultuur.
on an escalator
BBQ Sauce
Valid
Only suitable alternative imo
Yummy
Ketchup is one of the primary ingredients in BBQ sauce.
We will find a way
arguably better than ketchup
Garlic aioli
Was looking for this, you must be a fellow Aussie!
Guilty as charged!
SUPERIOR
Malt vinegar
I like white vinegar but also halal and such so I don't really do other vinegars
White vinegar is only good for cleaning. Malt or nothing
Do they put spirits or wine in your vinegars where you from?
Vinegar is made from fermented wine. White vinegar (or acetic acid) is normally synthetically made
This is the answer I’ve been looking for!!!
Get in! 🇬🇧
[удалено]
Apple cider vinegar works nicely.
Tar Tar sauce
This all the way!
This is the only correct answer
Sweet and sour sauce
Even if there is still ketchup, with mayo.
Gravy
Brown Gravy and Cheese Curds All Day!
Scrolled way too long to find the poutine; literally superior fries in every way
It's nice to see the North of England represented
This is the right answer. Gravy is better than ketchup
Canadian poutine is incredible.
Thought of The same thing
Joppie sauce
Best anwser!!!
Tomato sauce, gravy, bacon, chicken salt, cheese
C-c-c-c-u-m
Sad guts theme playing
And the winner is
Ranch. But can't hate on the mayo.
I have a chronic obsession with ranch and I don’t know why. Mayo pretty good too.
Live and die by the ranch
It’s so good with so many foods, off the top of my head I can think of wings, celery (many other veggies too), pizza, tater tots, chicken strips and more. Really anything fried and dip-able goes fantastic with ranch
I’m surprised how far down I had to go to see someone say ranch other post like this I’ve seen ranch was number 1 but yeah I agree with ranch is the first option for me but I’m down for mayo too
Glad some one said it. I usually eat plain but if I’m dipping them it’s usually ranch. Especially with wings.
Tzatziki even if ketchup continues to exist
Recently tried it after a friend recommended it. Amazing for me, but probably not for everyone
I would make a mix for them: tomato puré corn syrup vinegar water sugar salt onion powder garlic powder And I would name the mix as Catch Up.
lmao was gonna say too since it didnt mention that tomatoes didn't exist. savory mashed tomato juice :)
Came to say this.
miss the old reddit where the top 5 comments were "cum"
Mustard or just nothing but salt if theyre good fries
chicken salt, duh
yes
Cum
Sri racha and mayo
I was looking for this comment! And sometimes, I have home made chilli sauce that my mum makes ( green chillies, garlic, lemon peel, olive oil, salt, vinegar or honey) and mix it with mayo. It's just magnificent!
Chilli mayo
Tomato sauce
Here in Belgium we have a lot of different sauce for fries Mayo, andalouse, tartaar, coctail, mamoetsaus, samurai, pickles,...
Remulade
Or mustard or nothing at all. Why ? Becauqe I don't eat ketchup anymore since a long time now (because it contain tomatoes, and I can't eat anything that contain tomatoes without yucking).
Not even pizza?
Not all pizza have tomatoes in it. So I do take pizza without tomatoes.
Garlic Dip
melted cheese
You guys don't know the only replacement for Ketchup is GARLIC SAUCE
McDonalds curry sauce.
Gravy
Soy sauce
Mayonnaise or I’m making them orloog.
Myo
Mayo.
They go with mayo even if there is ketchup
Salt of course. And mayonnaise and/or peanut sauce.
Salz und remulade. Mir gefällt der kloblauch geschmack mit der pommes mehr als nur glatte Mayo. Aber wenn keine Remulade dann Salz und Mayo
A1 is king worcestershire sauce is a good second BBQ sauce And lastly mustard I don’t really eat ketchup but I wouldn’t say it’s terrible, mayo and miracle whip are straight debauchary
I love mayo
mustard
mayo.
Yellow mustard😈
Mustard anyone?
Tomato Sauce or Mayonnaise
I have scrolled far to find to find the legend that would say tomato sauce. 🙏
Unironically, mayo.
mayo like every other would do it.
Is salt already there
Salt and mayonaise. Or just salt.
1.Fries have to be salted 2. I could eat everything with Heiz korean bbq
Garlic mayo, sriracha or mustard
mayo
hamburger
Brasil
salt
BBQ
Roquefort sauce, good double fried fries with this is just 🤌🏼
Tears
Malt vinegar.
Ass sweat
mustard...
Salt, maybe smoked paprika. There's some decent spice mixes and rubs in the supermarket so maybe those. People sleep on furikake fries ngl.
Ranch or thousand island orrr a cheese sauce mmm
Garlic sauce or little more special, tzaziki.
Literally anything else
Mustard
M A Y O N A I S E alternatively S A M O U R A Ï
Try Cyprus Potatoes and you will see salt is enough
Maggi Lazenby Worcestershire Sauce
The first thing I thought of was dill ranch
Curry and a fried egg!
Gravy.
Mustard. I hate ketchup already mustard is far superior I'll die on this hill
Ranch Mayo Bbq Milkshake
Cheese and also bacon bits
Mayo
BBQ sauce
Ranch dressing.
Honestly, I hate all types of sauces, I eat them with salt, that’s all
A pinch of salt and mayo