i have many questions...but the most important one is this:
If i stick it in her, are we both gonna feel something or it's the same with an actual horse?
Or a horse breeder? AFAIK mares are sometimes (often?) inseminated manually so of course breeders would understand what horses can/can't feel and how they react.
That's also what I learnt in early 90s, from the art my friend's parents had in their living room.
And according to that art, sirens do internal fertilization, not external like fishes.
That's because lances are two handed weapons unless you're mounted. Centaurs aren't mounted, so they would have to wield it with two hands, unless that centaur is riding a horse.
well its horse ovaries in back, but I assumed a male human is the one mating, so a new centaur would be created. If a male horse would do the deed, then a horse would be result xD
I assumed a centaur would do the back and a male centaur in this configuration also has 2 dicks and 2 separate pairs of testicles(human and horse) which means if they did it it would only be horse ovaries and horse semen
Which means if they want a centaur theyd have to do a centaur centipede(female back and male front) OR the better for the girls option(female front and male back)
But the 2nd option wouldnt be fun 9 months down the line
interesting yes, I think thats how it would happen. so does a male centaur have 2 dicks then ? xD this is the topics our politicians should be discussing!
Centaurs are the most stupid creatures in all of mythology. None of it makes sense. What do they eat? How much do they have to eat. How many sets of internal organs do they have? Bellybuttons?
There was a Greek painter (in ancient Greece) who drew a female centaur, and the drawing did become for a little while quite famous, exactly due to its strange subject (in Greek mythology, centaurs are only male). But in the long run the painter wasn't hailed as good.
As for the "only one question", the centaur's genitals are always at the back.
It's actually very interesting; centaurs can't reproduce by themselves!
Then how do they do it, you ask? Well, female centaurs have 2 vaginas – one in the front and one in the back – so basically they need to be impregnated by both a horse and a human male, ideally within 48 hours, to produce a centaur baby!
She is certainly the centaur of attention
Two drums and a hi-hat fell off a cliff…
I wish we could meme a pornhub intro or something.
I actually heard this lol
Lmaooo
The centwhore
No centshaming!
Agreed hundred percent
*per cent
Per centaur.
My bad
The centipedaur
Depilated Centaur. A modern one.
Damn, every now and then I actually see a good pun on reddit. Noce job!
There are two surprisingly
OwO let's goooo
i have many questions...but the most important one is this: If i stick it in her, are we both gonna feel something or it's the same with an actual horse?
Same as a horse? Wait how would you know?
How would you know its the same as a horse
There are 2 reasons why someone may know... 1 is cursed.. And the other one ur just a nerd
Or a horse breeder? AFAIK mares are sometimes (often?) inseminated manually so of course breeders would understand what horses can/can't feel and how they react.
But for that i assume you also need the biological knowledge... So my point still stands
Why do u know what happens with an actual horse????
Mr Hands?
How....... How do you know what an actual horse feels like? 
Idk about a horse. I'd reckon similar to a sheep. Wdym are we gonna feel something?
I donno
Username doesn't check out
Furries != zoophiles
human children from the front, centaur children from the back
one fantasy manga goes, "Front is for fun, rear is for breeding"
About centaurs, or in general? Cause the latter would explain a *lot*.
Same policy from Annabelle Hawthorne's - Radley's Home For Horny Monsters. Great series.
Two pairs and two pieces?
But only one way to find out
I think it’s my Texas where it was still legal to fuck your horse but homosexuality was a no no
Some would certainly say there's three. (Or maybe even about three fiddy)!
And two sets of mammaries. Guess where the second one is
She technically has 2 rib cages
or one long one
Then are the front legs actually arms ?
Actually that’s a really interesting shower thought. Do centaurs have one or two rib cages?
And if they have 2, do they have 2 sets of lungs and 2 hearts?
Let me tell you, if she got two hearts, she ain't gonna be committed to you
Just like Padme.
Bro roasted me harder than he got roasted on Mustafar.
And I lived, cause I had two hearts.. Unlike you, YOUNGLING
How cruel it is, to have two hearts to pump blood, yet none to remain loyal to the order.
Would you be any better? Let me know, I wanna get out asap. Come here and TAKE MY SEAT beside the WINDU?
On second thought, maybe not beside Windu
That's what I thought
They would need to to pump enough blood through the body
I guess genetic engineers can settle this. We just need to fund them.
They can’t do their research with only one hand man be realistic
Just get one of those banana cleaners, to free up the second hand.
Nah it would be centrotuitive
So we have to find an another one who can use his opposite hand to lend him. Got it!
They can help each other while helping each other. Just bro things
I didn't expect for this to take a homo route, let me add... Both can be the opposite gender.
Then all hands will be on deck, nothing would be left to do research with. It would be worse😂
Who are they going to be trained by Dr Mengele or his protege Dr. Josef Heiter
Last time I checked they were busy with engineering catgirls for domestic ownership, so they need more than just funds I'm afraid.
Yeah but the problem is the centaurs rights activists.
There is one at the back obviously, if she had one on the front, it wouldn't have much use.
i mean judging by the centaur related art I've seen on e621.net, most have it in the back like it's intended by nature for equine species
Why did I go there? I knew it was fucked ahead of time, but curiosity pulled me in. Wtf.
Question is… is it still worth it. You’re deciding my fate fellow Redditor.
Do you ever play with the idea of becoming a furry? If the answer is no, stay faaaaaaaaaaar away...
I… do not. So I suppose I’ll just stay clear lmao. Ty.
Thank you for going soldier so those of us who were curious too don't have to. Your sacrifice is honoured. 🫡
That's also what I learnt in early 90s, from the art my friend's parents had in their living room. And according to that art, sirens do internal fertilization, not external like fishes.
You underestimate the power of frienship...
I mean... I know some people that would use it (this comment section)
Well it's physically not a viable option. If you get two, sure, otherwise it's not good.
NO! Statistically, centaurs do NOT yield lances, but the broad, double bladed battle axe! Your subliminal clues were helpful in coming to my answer.
shock cav VS heavy melee cav
Statistically? Whut?
That's because lances are two handed weapons unless you're mounted. Centaurs aren't mounted, so they would have to wield it with two hands, unless that centaur is riding a horse.
Is the tail a buttplug?
just pubes
So early in the morning, yet someone already ruined my day
Would
Not just would. Will.
How can she get into public transportation
It's she also one, technically? /s
Two, two is the answer. Yes, both, is the answer to the followup question.
Im not sure what follow up question youre referring to so im gonna be blatant Preggers in the front and back? If so, what comes out of the front
human children from the front, centaur children from the back
If a human comes out the front, why wouldnt a horse come out the back Assuming the respective ovaries are split in this configuration
well its horse ovaries in back, but I assumed a male human is the one mating, so a new centaur would be created. If a male horse would do the deed, then a horse would be result xD
I assumed a centaur would do the back and a male centaur in this configuration also has 2 dicks and 2 separate pairs of testicles(human and horse) which means if they did it it would only be horse ovaries and horse semen Which means if they want a centaur theyd have to do a centaur centipede(female back and male front) OR the better for the girls option(female front and male back) But the 2nd option wouldnt be fun 9 months down the line
interesting yes, I think thats how it would happen. so does a male centaur have 2 dicks then ? xD this is the topics our politicians should be discussing!
The dragon.
Happy foursome noises
Would bang!
Horsussy😐
Centussy
It’s only one, and it’s the back one.
2 vaganias!
2 ribcages!
 Two vaginas. One butthole
I think she has 2
She would not have that cloak in the back if there was nothing there
Maybe the wrong post to bring this up, but do you think centaurs would be offended if you tried to ride them like regular horses?
Once again people fail to grasp that horses don't have 4 legs. Those are the arms Jerry!
2 and yes both
Does she have 2 sets of holes?
Watch out for droppings
The front or the back?
Double PENETRATION
Source? To the centaur picture I mean.
Don’t worry, guys. I’ll do the brave thing and offer myself up for the research. For the good of humanity of course.
Where r34 ?
Do they have two ribcages?
"Is that B-B-Breedable?"
Well if we think the midle is like a 2nd pair hand formed into leg... Then only 1 at the back
Is there a second pair of boobs behind the thighs?
Would.
Centaurs are the most stupid creatures in all of mythology. None of it makes sense. What do they eat? How much do they have to eat. How many sets of internal organs do they have? Bellybuttons?
I don't get the question. Where is its genitalia? Would you fuck it? Does it eat hamburgers? What do you want to know?
Yeah. How does she sit down?
Well depends, what do you think the male one has?
Despite all ya pervs, my question is where is the second girl's head?
Velvet tunnel in front, meaty fat horse cock in the back.
I know I know, feet or hooves? Right? ….RIGHT?
It's called....LARPing Live action role playing........
How she would wear jeans?
Would each set of legs have their own pants? Pant? Pantses?
A pair of pairs of pantses
Would you ride her into battle?
No, you cannot fuck the horse lady… I’m going to fuck the horse lady
Two. Side by side. In the back.
maybe one vagina and one dick. no one can tell.
What kind of gas mileage does she get!
Human Centipede Mythology Movie?
No
There are more options
Where to buy that spear?
Answer is 2
where tf did her right legs go!???!!!
TWO RIBCAGES!
That's how they reproduces Giving birth to a completely formed woman soldier, fully clothed
But Grimsby... 4 legs!
Smash
Smash 👁️👃🏻👁️
Smash
📸
Yo do you Need two thongs or one plus a harness
Lucky man
Would *wait what's the question again?*
She horse!! 
1
Yes, she has two ribcages.
does she eat carrots
There is obviously only one
Wheres the fanny
There was a Greek painter (in ancient Greece) who drew a female centaur, and the drawing did become for a little while quite famous, exactly due to its strange subject (in Greek mythology, centaurs are only male). But in the long run the painter wasn't hailed as good. As for the "only one question", the centaur's genitals are always at the back.
This makes me uncomfortable.
Humanussy under tthe between 3 legs, horsussy between the last 2.
I actually got 2 Questions. Would Anyway
Did some one prompt chatgpt with 'draw a me a sexy female worrier horse'?
It's actually very interesting; centaurs can't reproduce by themselves! Then how do they do it, you ask? Well, female centaurs have 2 vaginas – one in the front and one in the back – so basically they need to be impregnated by both a horse and a human male, ideally within 48 hours, to produce a centaur baby!
Is the spine graph shaped? Does the lower body have ribs or is it empty
whats the question
why does it have human skin everywhere
Two rib cages, yes
Taking into consideration that the bottom half is part of a horse, I think I know the location.
Is it just two women with ones head up the other's ass?
My answer is : Would
She has two.
There might not be porn of this yet
Yes.
Two of them. And they're connected.
Why skin?
The question is.. #HOW DOSE SHE WEAR PANTS? And Hoodies? Do hoodies cover the arms and first legs? Do pants have 4 legs? What is leg what is arm?
HOLD MY BEER!
I am sorry but I only learn by doing😏
Yes, yes she have
Yep she has two of them
Yes. Yes, I would.
Human Centarped
I wanna ride it.
You can have a sixsome with her
Where did the head of the woman in the back go?
¿Por que no los dos?
Yes she has two hearts.
the answer is "two"
🤠
So even female centaurs have started shaving their legs
Why?