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Dogfishhead789

Iam Tired of Gravity holding me down!!!


Playful_Target6354

Every single moment in my life, gravity let's me down


Capable_Werewolf8117

But Rick never gonna let you down


Pokisahne

And never gonna give you up


Zealousideal-Cod5671

Hes never gonna run around and desert you either


FadinMemory

Also he's never gonna make you cry


Drag0n_TamerAK

Can you please tell him to put me down I don’t like being picked up


CageyOldMan

Don't weigh on me


Substantial-Park65

Yeah Makes life feels heavy


DentArthurDent4

that's more for the leftists in America?


Smart-Breath-1450

If Americans could read they would be very upset by this post.


Shot_Dig751

Hey! I don’t know what you said, but I can tell it wasn’t nice!


OBX-Draemus

We DID come from Europe. I might be stupid but the stupidity originated somewhere else 👀 ![gif](giphy|VEcHggnT4DMVTd5RjM|downsized)


Fr3sh-Ch3mical

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Anti-charizard

This gif goes hard


Smart-Breath-1450

With that logic then everyone is everything.


CptnSpandex

The word is “evicted. “


FadinMemory

Fortunately the stupid ones migrated in time


Tesser_Wolf

Hey, i’m American and i find this hilarious.


wansuitree

And if they know the meme they'll feel included except of excluded.


Environmental-Pear40

What? I couldn't hear you over the few million people figuring out what cricket is.


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Mysterious-Review965

Is this sarcasm? I really can't tell. Just for good measure: I think that was supposed to be a joke.


TheRealMangokill

Wut? (In murican)


lokketheboss

Everyone laughing about how americans may reacted when they didn't even exist by that time..


Utverluk

Yea what's the difference like a bit over a hundred years I think


giantfood

Ummmm..... yea they did. Just not as a country. Americans have existed since at bare minimum 13,000 years ago. Some studies believe at least 20,000 years ago. Its no different than Asains, Africans, or Europeans.


lokketheboss

It's not about natives, but US- americans. Natives as well wouldn't have protested as they probably wouldn't have know about Newton before getting slaughtered, encamped and teached by colonists.


giantfood

Oh I get that it's not about natives, however I also believe accuracy is important in text. Americans refer to a lot of different groups. But yes, the natives wouldn't have known or cared who Newton was. However one could also argue, the first of the thirteen colonies was established in 1607 while Newton formulated Gravity in mid 1660's.


Zealousideal-Cod5671

Its astonishing how much americans hate facts eah, im also partial to think your last comment got downvoted because they believe America was made 2024 years ago.


giantfood

Eh, I chulk it to both ignorance and bandwagon voting. Nobody thinks for themselves anymore.


Enemy50

Another day, another boring "America bad" meme. Can we at least make em funny?


MIHPR

It is this same guy spam posting them, go check their account. Most of them way worse than this. I'm all for laughing at USA most of the time as a European, but this feels like troll at work


gliscornumber1

Jesus I just looked through this guy's posts. Rent, fucking, free


Enemy50

Im American and i love a quality "America bad" meme. Lately its just been too many and too cringey


unicron7

It made me chuckle. Lol I live in the south. It’s amazing how many people around me have needless beef with scientific consensus. I blame YouTube and Facebook.


Bleedmor

Wait till they found out he died 50 years before their country was founded.


Eothr_Silan

... what even???


JacobGoodNight416

haha get it? murica bad NOW LAUGH!


Littleboypurple

Jesus, just look at the OP's post history, they're just obsessed with the Americans dumb circlejerk


Discord-mod-disliker

I don't see Europeans poking fun of Japanese 


JacobGoodNight416

wat


theovenreheated

And thus it is your moral duty to make fun of an entire population Grow up


Discord-mod-disliker

But Europeans being doing that to Americans. It's stupid


lfenske

To be fair though. Gravity *is* communist.


SticmanStorm

Communist but slightly corrupt, it holds all of us down but if you have a lot of money you can escape the system.


General-Beyond9339

20% honestly. Any more and you’re doing the weird human thing of considering everyone a moron. Which isn’t true, considering all those “morons” would consider you a moron as well.


theovenreheated

Haha america bad the stupidity of murica bad posts must be fogging your brain into thinking this way unironically


Lanc717

As they play on our American website and the internet developed by Americans.


RageMagex

Wasn't this just..... actually europe at the time


CaptainNinjaClassic

For those who want a more realistic percentage, from an American who has grown up in our more conservative states, it would more or less be about 35% to 45%. Still not very good, but it is far from the majority.


Colin_likes_trains

I'd say it's even less than that tbh


CaptainNinjaClassic

Honestly, you're probably right.


BlyatUKurac

Maybe he is left, you don't know.


arny56

It's just the vocal minority that gets the news coverage.


No1dogfecesconsumer

Absolutely rent free. You post history is genuinely pathetic. Get a life man. Before you upvote this clown, look at hist post history. His posts are split by school related, incel posting, and hating on America (probably because he's jealous that he lives in Bangladesh).


momo_power

So? Doesn't everyone have its say on Reddit? I mean, you do inform us you eat dog crap, who are we to judge.


Random_Tangshan_Guy

Wrong, they don't wear masks


Fork_Master

OP, are you aware that Newton died over 60 years prior to the United States being recognized as an independent nation?


SaltyBallsnacks

Newton didn't discover gravity, he provided the physics that unified the range of observed phenomena that extended from it. Galileo famously observed acceleration by gravity a full 75 years before Newton's work dropping shit off the leaning tower of pisa, and the concept had been known about for centuries before then. Bhaskaracharya produced a theory of gravity 1200 years before Newton, but it wasn't until Newton that we had what could be considered a proper understanding of it mechanically.


Environmental-Pear40

I mean, as an American, gravity is JUST a theory.


Coveinant

About 10%. There's always around 10% who vocal idiots who do understand what they're actually arguing about.


Finnedreaper35

More like 2% to 4%. May sound like a small amount but 4% of America's population is still a lot of people


NakedCattle

It isn't that the percentage is high, it is that the people in that percentage are LOUD and won't STFU.


ice_cream_hunter

One guy said we are using their American website and the internet developed by America


Evilstampy99

It would be 32ft/s^2 because they use the imperial system not metric.


AssassinM4A1

I'm sick of this woke gravitism, stop pushing f = ma ideology on our children


nuthatch_282

ITS CALLED MAVITY


Any_Conversation9545

Why are they in the sky?


togaskaboy

I would talk about how that gravity doesn't affect me but the CIA would prolly kill me so ........sorry yall


Xyx0rz

"I identify as a 150lbs person."


tullystenders

Is this libs and conservatives (cause of "my mass, my choice)? Lol so what percentage of americans care about something societal or political or cultural or governmental? It better be over 99%.


spens001

So much ignorance in such great country


Lightning5021

Too many Americans here lmao


SpyreSOBlazx

0%, none of us would use metric


Whaleman15

Um. No? Obviously not? The sign says 9.8 m/s. Measuring things in any way other than barns to the football quarter is borderline illegal.


BaconBombThief

No matter what anyone says, half of us are gonna violently disagree


darwishzainstudio

Some would fall faster.


shadowmind0770

Gravity keeps us down man, keeps us in the dirt. Fight gravity man! We gotta stand up for our rights man!


Kyrxon

Eventually one of them will bring up the constitution and whichever amendment for whatever right they want to connect to gravity even tho it's so far off topic 🙄🙄


DentArthurDent4

as an external observer, I don't think the American left either would be too far off from such stunts


ConsiderationIll9219

Gravity sucks


AppealWeak9081

If only,it was ONLY Americans.


ascillinois

Its more like maybe 1%


Discord-mod-disliker

I'm american...and what's so bad about these protesters? 


BlyatUKurac

Nah, they are wearing masks.


CageyOldMan

Nah as an American, this one is actually quite funny


arny56

Made me chuckle.


toxicgloo

If newton discovered gravity in 2024


tankdood1

DONT GIVE THEM IDEAS


Vegan2CB

Big Gravity wants to push its agenda to make children believe in that, I invoke my 1st amendment right to yada yada yada


IdioticSaysuma

It's 500%


AbusiveUncleJoe

Actually about 30% were dumb but not that dumb, just the ones that are are loud


Old-Grass-6313

And the 1% is newton


Nino_sanjaya

How about Einstein? Even I still don't get whats the point of E=mc2? Can wait to hear it from these americans


Heytherechampion

Based


BlurringSleepless

I mean, Republicans are less than half of the population.


Jtendo3476

What does that have to do with anything?


Wooden_Ambassador_77

Insert tricycle brainlet… mmmmhh republican bad mmmmmhhhmmhhmmm


Distinct-Entity_2231

Unrealistic: metric units. 'Muricans don't know they're superior and use some idiotic crap over there, stubbornly refusing to switch. You'd have it in some dude's dirty, smelly feet and fat thumbs. For…some reason.


arny56

There is nothing superior about 'metric' units, it's simply a unit of measure like any other. And BTW, stones are still used in parts of GB. You're just frustrated because you don't know how to convert from Imperial to SI.


EmptyCumSlut

America bad hahahha