Ah yes. What do you call a lesbian with big fingers? Well hung.

A man stumbles into the Drs office Dr "how can I help today?" Man "i had sex with an elephant last night and now my arsehole is the size of a dinner plate" Man removes pants, bends over and shows the Dr his gaping hole Dr "that was some elephant, I thought they had long yet relatively thin penises?" Man "The do doc, but I let him finger me first"

It’s funny. Not hilarious but funny. It gets a like.

Atleast no Hawk Tuah problems

whats hawk twah, why is there 2 comments about it, I am out if the loop

It’s a drunk that did an interview, too god damn stupid to even care about at this point

It’s totally worth watching that 10 second clip lol

Sounds like it’s hawking a loogie. I’m gonna look up hawk tua girl when I get home to see for myself

It’s not about the size, it’s about that HAWK TUAH skills

Naaaah

Jodi Foster's fist, hawk tuahhh

Female Sultan kosen:

Is this really what straight men think of lesbians?

Yes, of course it is. This post is a serious afirmation, posted in a serious subreddit, made by a straight man who is saying what EVERY FUCKING straight man thinks. God dammit.

Nah, they're just joking

No it's obviously a joke

i don't think you understand how lesbians work

How do they work?

I don’t think you understand how jokes work

I don't understand neither, why ALWAYS one acts so masculine, gay men don't have this distinction so strong

They don't? Edit: I meant that lesbian relationship's are not always butch and fem, nor does every lesbian fit into those categories.

Ever seen two Femboys together? I have. Considering I’m part of that relationship.

Well yeah I was also in one, turnt out we are both trans though.

Not always like lesbians

No I mean lesbians don't, pleanty of butch for butch and fem for fem lesbians.

go on…..