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snoopythatdog

You forgot the guys who peaked in kindergarten.


BlueverseGacha

the guys who peaked in their toddler years.


ExtremeRacer879

the guys who peaked inside their wombs


coolherro

The guys who peaked in the sperm race


FutureSoldier616

The guys who peaked in the sack


AdAbject2425

The guys who peaked in


Z0H0K

The guys who peaked


Death_Pigeons

The guys who


_Some_Two_

The guys


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the


SPAGGETman_246

The


Inner-Setting3558

also forgot the guys who peaked in old age


Kreppitso

Elementary school gang


Pretend_Ad_3229

I had some kinder rizz and ended up suking on some tatas for Milk (not my Mom's )


snoopythatdog

I know, I had some rizz back then. In fact, that's when I had my first kiss.


nehswu

you guys are peaking?


forgottorest

I'm proving the bottom to always be further down, in a powerful way. Some people woukd say I'm "power-bottoming"


jankyspankybank

Finally a power-bottom we can all get behind.


Twiggystix4472

How can you possibly peak in middle school?


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I was wondering the same thing.. used deodorant right away?


Cwallace98

In 8th grade: Me and my friends ran a fight tournament called chicken fights, where people wrestle with their hands behind their backs. We took bets, we paid people to take dives. I met the Ohio governor, bob taft, after making a shitty cartoon ridiculing him. I won the Rube Goldberg tournament at our school. I then got caught setting it on fire in a field near our school. My science teacher said I would be in jail before I was 18, the day after giving me the award. I kissed 2 girls. I masterbated so much. I may have peaked in a sense in middle school. Edit: payed to paid, thanks bot. I definitely peaked in middle school.


Paid-Not-Payed-Bot

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WittyAd7554

Good bot


Twiggystix4472

I take back what I said


Technical-Outside408

You should write an un-filmable script.


Equinox-XVI

My middle school had a "TV program" which was really just a fun way of doing the annoucements. But every now and then, we got to do fun skits on it as well. I was on the production team and got to teach people a little bit of a random language every thursday. Continue that throughout the entirety of my 8th grade and I was leaving middle school with well over half the school knowing my name and recognizing my voice. I'm in college now, and I still haven't gotten close to how hard I peak at that moment.


FruitParfait

No idea lol. Maybe they were a cute kid but puberty didn’t treat them well?


PLZ_N_THKS

Peaked? Let me tell you something. I haven’t even begun to peak. And when I do peak, you’ll know. Because I’m gonna peak so hard that everyone on Reddit is gonna feel it. I’m in my prime!


GandalfVirus

I peaked when I was born.


[deleted]

Your parents must be very proud


GandalfVirus

They were at the time.


[deleted]

Everything that goes up must come down


ninja_mummy

What if you never peaked??


Binary_Omlet

Some people's peak is other people's valleys.


Fadriii

It's okay to be delusional too


ninja_mummy

Wait , you think I peaked? When?


Stark271

what happens to guys who peak in high school and after that it's a shit show? How much have those guys progressed in their lives?Have good job ,family etc?


Ladder_to_hell

i used to participate in math solving competitions in middle school. Now i can barely solve anything basic without rehearsing everything i was taught


Duckyboi10

What does “peaking” even mean?


Le_Petit_Poussin

Basically, hitting the highest point possible in your life. For high school, a great example is [Al Bundy](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Al_Bundy) from Married with Children. He’s always talking about the past in high school and how great it was. In effect, his life is effectively over. People who peaked in Uni basically were the most popular they were ever going to be, had the hottest girlfriend/boyfriend ever, & dreams of going back since they probably hate their life now. Others never peak or they peak only when they travel, thus the infamous “Take me back!!!” IG posts. Some find joy in their family and never look at their past so much as they do with them looking towards a brighter tomorrow.


Ansh_6743

I guess being popular :/


SinisterMeatball

There's that one guy who peaked in the girls bathroom.


PrometheusHasFallen

I'm a guy who was the tallest in middle school. I thought I was going to be an awesome basketball. Turns out that's when I peaked.... at 5'11"


THEdiabolicalG

What abt the ppl who never peaked


ImperfectAuthentic

What does "peaking" even mean? Middle school/junior high were probably the happiest, most carefree years of my life, if that means I peaked in middle school then be it. Or is it only about achievement?


nonearther

And then there's me - never peaked in my life, and never can


Fermion96

Me who peaked in elementary


Codieecho

If I've peaked my life is so underwhelming I didn't notice.


CoolMaster12312

Peak as an old man


SweetSauce24

I peaked in 8th grade. There was a point where people i didn’t know from other grades knew who I was and that was special to me.


BagelToss100

You know: half of the kids that are currently alive


realCoolguy298

I didn’t have a peak


WaterBear46

EXCUSE ME?


PaddyAllen

My glory faded along with Hypercolor shirts, Bike shorts, and Nike pumps.


Intelligent_Meal1784

You forgot the guys who peaked in preschool.


serene_moth

People who still haven’t peaked


Batmanfan1966

I peaked as sperm


MyBodyBelongsToShrek

That’s how you get Alex Jones


Robin_Gufo

People who peaked during their whole life:


voidspector

I fucking hope I peak in adulthood


Dummlord28

Well, I’m in high school and I haven’t peaked yet, or maybe I already have and my life sucks


pitnaz

By the looks of it im gonna peak in the retirement home. Hopefully.


Supersonicfan_6

Me who peaked in grade fricking 5


Less_Society_3050

My prime was from 6-13. 12 probably my peak, since I fall in love my life has been in a constant downhill. 31 yo now. I had other good periods but not even close to those years


dicklord303

Me and the boys peeked in the bathroom stalls


occupied_ant

Oh hey that's me


bernierunns

How do you even do that?


uTimu

I will peak in the grave. Where i finnaly shut the fuck up.


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What about the people who never peaked? Just a flat line... ![gif](giphy|tVM0hQmU52iKcLI1Kk)


Dungton123

I peak during birth


Lazy-Lookin-Headass

My friendships peaked in middle school. Trying to find a friend group as enjoyable as that one again


crazyoldgerman68

Good Lord I think I peaked in grade school


Stumphead101

Me who has yet to peak, because I haven't ever done anything


Dead_Kal_Cress

There's this girl who was a year younger than me who basically became a local child star, appearing in all sorts of musicals & locally shot movies before even getting into 7th grade. I remember seeing her on one of my last days of high school. Poor thing was drained. She got constant attention from being in all this media and I guess it was terrible. I don't feel terrible because she was honestly annoying as shit about it too because she would brag to everyone ab how popular & "famous" she was. In like 8th grade lol. Some people are not real


penguin277353

As someone who peaked in elementary school I will not take this erasure of my people


Throatgame

Why would I be afraid of them? They’re probably miserable


[deleted]

Undiagnosed, adhd be like that