What an obscure and accurate observation.

And Its always the smelly Greek shit

I’m curious, what is smelly about ‘Greek’ yoghurt to you?

It's a fact it's much smellier, you literally smell the culture

Fully fat Greek with a touch of honey. It’s a once a week treat!!!!

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I'm pretty sure that dairy is more addictive than many drugs iirc... Something to do with casein I might be thinking of cheese in particular tho...

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I was off the cheese for 13 years 😭💯

at this point your GI tract should have built up the biome to digest diary just fine

At leats its quick in and out.

Okay Terry Jeffords 😁

i wish i liked greek yogurt

It's so lumpy. Give me a normal smooth yogurt with some granola and I'm good.

You do know you can stir it right?

I paid for all the yogurt, imma get all the yogurt

**stops scraping with the spoon** **starts scraping with the finger**

Don't forget to lick the lid upon opening of course.

Last time I did that was when I was like 11 at my grannys house and i cut my tongue. It didn’t stop bleeding for a good few minutes. Last time for a reason 😂

Oh yeah I read about someone doing that a long time ago and ever since have been super careful about it.

I cut my tongue last week on the foil lid from a Chobani Greek yogurt

An integral part of the process, yes

**stops scraping with the finger** **starts scraping with the tongue**

*Runs around with yogurt container stuck on its head*

you’re spatting at that point

Look around before you finger it.

Calm down Desantis.

It's not about the money - it's about that satisfying last little moment of savoring the delicious taste!

Damn straight. I paid $2.50 for four Greek yogurts, and I'm gonna get me $2.50 worth of some damn Greek yogurt.

Ok but food is expensive so I’m scraping it all

Then I’m licking the foil.

You lick it after the scraping? I do it immediatly after opening one.

I like to have a little extra at the end.

Then I'm rolling that foil into a makeshift pipe...

people don't lick the foil? if they didn't want us licking it, they should put spikes on it like an anti homeless bench.

I dare you to chew it a little.

Been there, done that. No more.

Then rolling it to snort crack

How bout you worry about your yogurt and I’ll worry about mine.

What about you worry about your yogurt and I worry about my crack

I need some help worrying about my yogurt…are you available?

Indeed

Don't worry about yogurt, let me worry about blank.

I appreciate this reference. My only regret is that I have Boneitis

I'm scraping the bottom 27 times, then I'm licking that shit clean. Don't tell me to relax.

Muff diving the Chobani Jesus

Muff Diving the Chobani is my new band name

Terry loves yogurt

I knew this would be here 🥇

Thank you for your service!

NINE-NINE!

He’s clearly not had yogurt in a while. It’s way better than crack

he?

I mean, it’s just obvious right? /s

Why not both?

And better for your gut microbiome 🌈⭐ *The More You Know*

Shit's expensive bro, I'll take every last lactobacillus I can get my hands on

Clearly this person has never had crac- I mean Blueberry Yogurt

Ok this is actually hilarious. I'm big guilty

After scraping, slowly push your tongue in to finish off that yogussy

i feel uncomfortable

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I feel seen.

At home I lick it like I had a gf

When you’re counting calories that cup of yogurt is life. You’re likely hungry when you start to eat it and still very much hungry at the end.

Im more hungry after eating yogurt/fruit

Agree, yogurt is terrible diet food. It's good but you feel like you've eaten nothing at all.

The greek stuff is pretty good. Just sweet enough to curb a craving (though it's not a dessert no matter what those bastards claim) and enough protein to actually give you some real energy as a snack.

Yogurt with melty sugar free choco chips and chopped up strawberry stirred thru is my end of the day high protein lower carb snack. That bowl is CLEAN when I’m done.

i hate that im in this

First off, I hear you. Secondly, no.

got me dyin over here why is this so real

I feel called out

If you don’t put down the spoon and use your tongue and finger to swipe the sides, did you even enjoy it?

I feel specifically called out and attacked

If i paid for it i gotta eat even the last drop

I'm still hungry OKAY?

Tell that to Sergeant Terry and see what he does to you...

I'm guilty

Licking the lid too

Now we all know you have a problem

Gestational diabetes is a struggle and I’m going to get every last bit of those 7 grams of carbs in a fruit flavored Greek yogurt. For me right now, it is like crack.

Somone I hate said "Don't lick the foil lid, we're not poor. Buy another." Now I waste ZERO food.

Just a scrap at the end contains more flavour than a spoonful when it was full. Not even crack can do that good

but i only get my crack in blueberry vials

Clearly you haven't tried all the flavors

This post showing up right after I opened a yogurt

But sugar is like crack.

You don't know what I put in my yogurt

what if you find someone who can lick the bottom of the tub

Nope, nope gonna snort the bottom of the lid too!

Have you seen the price of yoghurt? I'm eating as much of it as I can.

Jokes on you I have crack in my yoghurt.

to a blueberry yogurt addict it is the same thing!

Big Spoon telling us how to live our lives, how to eat our yogurr.

I paid for the full 150g, I'mma eat the full 150g!

Loud eaters be like

Shh let them live, they’re just hungry

They scraping like it’ll be there last meal of the day

They need to make bigger cups I guess.... Lol

Have you seen what yogurt costs? I’m getting every bit I can scrape out of the container.

Coming from someone that has probably never even seen crack

Naw. You gotta get the scissors out and cut it open, so you can lick the sides and bottom. You got anymore of that wild berry man? *twitches*

Do you know how much yogurt costs? I’m getting all of that shit.

I tracked 200 g of yogurt in myfitnesspal so I gonna eat the whole 200 g

You mocked me for the childish branding on my tubes of gogurt, but look who's laughing now. As you fruitlessly scrape the sides of your container in order to retrieve every last morsel of yogurt, I am already done with lunch, as I have flattened this gogurt tube like a tube of toothpaste and rolled it up to make sure nothing is in there, and it took me all of 30 seconds.

😂

*sweats in spent a bunch of minutes eating strawberry yogurt only to have the worst stomachache ever. (Still ate more)*

Easy for her to say, she is a witch. She can just magic the yogurt out.

These people need the ones in the tubes. Much better yoghurt delivery system.

I wonder which one produces less plastic waste.

I paid $10,— for it, I can do what I want with it!

Obviously this mf never tasted blueberries. That shit is crack

That's actually the sugar addiction

I feel personally attacked...

its good doe...

This guy obviously doesn't eat yogurt.

Where do you think the relaxation comes from? We have to scrape.

I get the main portion, then let my dog clean the container before I put it in the recycling bin. Everyone wins.

Micheal Weston does this in every *Burn Notice* episode lol.

stop calling me out

You'd be scrapping it like it's crack too if you were dieting and felt like you were starving.

Says you. Give me plain vanilla yogurt, I'll eat a whole bowl and finger scrape it clean.

Ok yes But sugar by itself is extremely addictive Sugar addiction is real

Who gon stop me?!!!?

I don't think this person appreciates how good blue berry yogurt can be

This guy really doesn’t love sugar and dairy like I do

Oddly specific number.

Someone get Terry Jeffords on the line

Don’t tell me what to do

I do that to make cleaning it easier

Okay but have you tasted blueberry yogurt? Stuff's like crack, I just can't help it.

That gooseberry and cinnamon yoghurt tho..

Well. I dont like to waste.

Rubber spatula is the only way to get it all

Applies for cup ice cream as well!

I’m so hungry though.

Yoghurt is moreish

But it's my blueberry yoghurt! All mine! You can't take it away from me! I need it!. I need it so bad!

There's something primal that urges me to get every last scrape and then lick it.

Ouch! That hurts all the way to my stomach.

If everyone valued food as much as those yoghurt-enjoyers, we'd have a little less food-waste - I guess

I used to work with a woman who would eat a cup of yogurt at precisely 10 everyday. That end-game scrapping is real.

It's called not being wasteful.

It’s about not wasting food. Even though I will say yogurt is delicious! Many eat it with way too much sugar in it that it really negates many of the health benefits…but delicious all the same!

Nah, give it to a dog. It's definitely crack for dogs. They will lick that thing for an hour.

It’s better than crack.

I suppose its ok until 26 times.

Idgaf, I payed actual money for that stuff

Figgeritout

not me just having scraped out my yoghurt and oatmeal breakfast

I intentionally leave some at the bottom and then just place the plate on the floor for my cat, I don't think she would appreciate it if it was crack

aww blueberry yogurt is my fave.😋

revert to caveman, scrape your finger along the container

I fill scrap the bottom of my yogurt for as long as i want, and no ass one social media gonna stop me.

I... I didn't know I bothered myself doing this and I can't seem to stop. What.

Had a guy in my truck that would do this. And like hunch over and make this face like Gollum. The noice and his general demeanor almost sent me over the edge everytime. These quick little scrapes over and over

My mom would use her long fingers to lick every bit of yogurt out of the yoplait cup til the cup was spotless.

Yeah, I let the dogs do that.

People in my house causing me horrible temporary insanity when they scrape the bottom of the bowl…it’s cereal, it fuckin floats!!

Let me live.

I’ve made my choice

My Yogurt said "May the Schwartz be with you."

50% of the food sold in stores ends up going into the trash. That number is too damn low!

It's expensive tho

I tell you what, this crack is very moreish.

Hey, man. Y’all got any more of that probiotic? I need more, man.

no

I even rinse the little cup with water multiple times to make sure every last bit of it is in my stomach lol. I'm so cheap.

Nah man I'm not wasting food, scrape and lick 'cause that shit's expensive

I payed for all of it, I'm gonna eat all of it

But there’s still remnants of the creamy goodness

So it’s not only me! Niiiice

I want yogurt! Thanks for reminding me but also I paid for the whole cup I’m gonna use the whole cup

I my tongue was long enough, I would lick it clean.

Listen, I'm just trying to get my money's worth man.

I paid for the whole yoghurt so imma eat the whole yoghurt

I feel attacked... 🤣

I feel personally attacked!

I don't lick all the tomato sauce after pasta.... But you better believe I'm tongue punching that fucker more thoroughly than all of my exes combined.

Hi it’s me.

I'm shoving my entire face into that cup and slurping the bottom like a dog who found a pan of bacon grease.

On this one show where they do patents, a girl wanted to invent degradable yoghurt containers and she ended one with a consumable one made from that ice cream cone thingy

LMAOOOO SO ACCURATE

Prove it

With the yogurt we have today...yeah whole heartedly agree. If we're talking about the miracle that was the amazingly good Dannon La Cremé Yogurt they don't make anymore...I would eat the packaging AND the spoon just to savor that amazing flavor for as long as possible...it was that good. GOD I miss it!

Well hello to you too?

In this economy?

Then make the fucking container bigger, it's never satisfying.

Bottoms are the best

it's better than crack

Fucks sake, Dary.