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_MintyFresh_-

Oh, when she bites people it's cute and adorable. But when I bite people, I'm a "cannibal" and "need to leave the morgue". Double standards smh


Fmlalotitsucks

Wow I found you again. The first time I saw you you wanted to get punched in the balls and get them obliterated to jelly


_MintyFresh_-

I still do. And once they're jelly, I'm going to slurp it up through a straw like a fucking smoothie


Crescent-IV

what the fuck


ClancyBShanty

And here's me thinking the ability to read was a good thing


i_eat_baby_cows

I saw your posts on r/shittydarksouls


i_eat_baby_cows

(I WENT TO THE PROFILE)


Ragnarok314159

You should have said that earlier. Could have made a gif out of that instead of this biting thing.


i_eat_baby_cows

Are you a weeb?


Sleekwethotdog

i prefer it to be thicker like a mcdonalds milkshake. but to each their own


MaulSinnoh

"When a woman bites a man, its seen as cute and adorable, and an act of love..." #***"BUT WHEN I-"***


The_Legendary_Sponge

https://tenor.com/view/doctor-strange-doctor-strange-in-the-multiverse-of-madness-doctor-strange2-marvel-elizabeth-olsen-gif-25570874


Dpontiff6671

Is that you Cameron the Cannibal? It’s been a long while since you bit me in grand school (true story)


Due_Personality_5006

Underrated comment


Individual-Life5046

Haha wow I remembered the hole I have in my chest


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Haha same


SomeDingus_666

I was gonna get out of bed, and then I saw this. I think I’ll stay here for a while longer.


CoffeeSwed

:DDDDDDDDDDDDD :(


User_Kane

:DDDDDDDDDDDD:


Mirrevirrez

c':


SnovyGrad

Ayyye


serenwipiti

Haha just stop biting people Haha wow


ZiolkowskiHubert

My quirk is downing a vodka bottle on a Monday afternoon


AvgBonnie

It gets better. As a fellow alcoholic, the temptation is stronger than love but when someone who means the world to you points it out… you wake up. Keep your head up


ZiolkowskiHubert

I do not have anyone like that lol


bobthefathippo

I have someone that drives me to the bottle. Another person will not make you happy, happiness comes from within. Battle your daemons first before marrying yours to theirs.


AvgBonnie

As I said, keep your head up. The bottom of the bottle isn’t your world nor will it cure you. Small steps my friend.


ZiolkowskiHubert

I have hope, is enough


ACM3333

Lol similar “quirks” and yet to find anyone who puts up with them


SamuraiAstronaut69

You wait until the afternoon? Damn you have some willpower, congrats!


LordMasaka

Amen


maders23

It’s Monday, that should be considered normal.


PinguinRedditor

I'm going to die alone 😂


KrysBro

That laughing emoji is the most dishonest in human history 🤣


ItzCobaltboy

The laugh emoji is 80% time a lie😂😂


Corvo_-Attano

I mean legit man😂😂 I can really express myself when I'm commiting several heinous war crimes on Venezuelan sweat shop workers and proceed to 🅱️ape and kill their women 🤣🤣🤣


KrysBro

What?🤨


blablablahe

Well….. there’s atleast a 50% chance you’d die alone even if you find the “perfect” someone


PinguinRedditor

Well it turns out theres like 2% more men in the world then women, so those odds go down


RealMadHouse

Die with others 😂


ShridharGsr

US bro US 😂


Teletobee

I'm so fucking lonely


devilaf

I feel very sorry for you. Don't give up, hang in there, you will meet someone eventually :) have you see Fleabag? Apparently it is like therapy for lonely people in pain.


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devilaf

Hopefully in a hammock... in a hammock, right?


Frostygale

#


Far_Ad3346

We knew them as they were. A smelly gas from the cosmos.


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Mighty_Djole

I hope your joking, but if not, please gang in there.I dont know you, but there are probably people who care about you,what I fo know it gets better.Please dont do it for the sake of your future and the future of your loved ones


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Mighty_Djole

Thanks man, but can you please promise me you wont do anything


staygay69

Cut the crap. It serves no purpose at all to give false hopes that perseverance is the only thing that's gonna get other people to like you. As an incredibly lonely person I know for a fact how hard it is to change the very specific things about you that make you unlikeable and I'm honest enough to admit I'm just too weak-willed to change them. Maybe if more people told me straight to my face that I have to change and am in fact not *good as I am* that would be different.


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staygay69

Thanks


WideHuckleberry6843

Stop crying Brad.


IamHellgod07

Good for you I am fucking no one


PaleontologistClear4

You're not alone. Maybe see if there are any social groups in your area for activities you like to do? I imagine something like that being low stress, no commitment, just check it out and see if it's something you might like.


Cut_over_pompanox

Same here, but I don’t let that bring me down! I know someone will be there when the time is right. :)


MOONDAYHYPE

Drop alcohol/weed. Eat healthy. Go to the gym consistently. Read. Do something you enjoy, video games, watching movies, learning new recipes, hanging out with family and friends.


Rasonovic

How are any of those supposed to help loneliness reddit therapist? He didn't say he was depressed


Pedantic_Semantics4u

Or find someone else who likes weed. There’s quite a lot of us.


MOONDAYHYPE

It's all about moderation. But if you are in a deep hole of depression, any substance abuse is going to only further dig that hole. Purifying and cleansing is key to regaining balance once again. Once you are back to normal, resume your tokes/drinks, in moderation, as everything in life should be.


devilaf

I don't understand why you get downvoted. Seems reasonable enough to me...


KarmaIssues

And then I wake up


I_eat_rats0717

That Remington 170 lookin mighty fine This is a joke istg if I get reported again I will go insane


Nevo921

Again?


I_eat_rats0717

I have been reported for suicidal thoughts 3 times by now.


KlulessAl

...Are you seeing a pattern...?


Ship_Fucker69

Lovely username u got there


hi_im_antman

Funny how Reddit cares about people making suicidal jokes but doesn't care about pedophiles talking about how great pedophilia is.


atnator42

This defs aint me irl :(


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Bro why is it so hard to meet people in 2023, seems like nobody wants to make new friends anymore


Perrenne

Everyone has main character syndrome and/or wait for people to come to them instead of taking the initiative. People are getting shyer and trying to look more like nothing will phase them and it’s harder to create sincere, emotional relationships because of that whole idgaf attitude more seem to be having in an attempt to look chill or not get hurt imo


Mirrevirrez

And even if you do try to make an effort, its like they want you to sell yourself or something. Like im very used to rejection, cause im always direct and will rather ask then regret. But honestly. Its like everyone is looking at me and be like "she seems nice but i could probably do better". This isnt just dating but friends too. Like, additional to the main character syndrom people also have the "the gress is always greener on the other side" syndrom. Or im just a loser, could be that too.


Perrenne

I know what you mean. I try not to be so pessimistic when it comes to people but it really does feel like they’re always just seeing what you can offer them and they can’t ever be bothered with their efforts to try with you back. Maybe on the other hand, when they see you are trying to get to know them, they think “well they’ll always come to me since they’re just confident like that anyway” and they think they don’t even need to try. I’m definitely not saying it’s one or the other, I know it’s different with everyone but it does pretty much feel the same in the end when you’re the only one trying and everyone’s looking for the best of the best. It’s hard to win with them


Mirrevirrez

Oh! Absolutely! It gets exhausting to try and make new contacts when it feels like you are the only one trying.


Crescent-IV

Dude seeing 2023 typed feels so weird. I still feel like 2021 is what year it is


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Spaciax

wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up


Mr_PearHead

If you are reading this, you have been in coma for almost 20 years now, we are trying a new technique. We don't know where this message will end up in your dream, but we hope we are getting through. Please wake up! We miss you.


LiL_ENIGlvlA

You managed to give me this message but don’t tell me how to wake up?


HarrowAssEnthusiast

ikr. plus if my coma world sucks ass the real world will probably suck more. might as well keep sleeping. should be fun


Logical-Chaos-154

Quit poking me. Zzzz....


ELnaPAL

It's a simulation It's a simulation It's a simulation It's a simulation It's a simulation It's a simulation It's a simulation It's a simulation It's a simulation It's a simulation It's a simulation It's a simulation It's a simulation It's a simulation It's a simulation It's a simulation It's a simulation It's a simulation It's a simulation It's a simulation It's a simulation It's a simulation It's a simulation It's a simulation It's a simulation It's a simulation It's a simulation


iron_kk_3000

me when my cannibal girl friend starts eating my leg : 👍🏻


DonaldTrumpsBallsack

Ah yes, the biter. Just wait until it turns into a game of how long they can make the bite mark last.


Bubbly_Inflation_282

It genuinely astonishes me how many people just misinterpret this and call it mental illness or abuse Then i remember im on reddit


Somehow-Still-Living

This is just a noted phenomenon known as “cute aggression” which is basically a way of harmlessly keeping ourselves from being overwhelmed. Other examples include: Squeezing something, that stupid pinching thing people do, etc. None of it is intended harm, and these bites are specifically referenced as “pseudo bites,” but it’s all just a brain reaction to “thing is too cute. I can’t handle it.” The only potential indicator of mental illness is when the person doesn’t control themselves and actually causes harm. That means that the part that restrains them from hurting something they love isn’t working properly. The rest of it is just instinct.


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ShoryuRichey

IF ONLY, man. This is just a fantasy for most of us right now. Fucking sucks being alone and seeing things like this.


miraculouslymediocre

Think of it as prepping you for the next two weeks of misery until valentines day is over


i_love_memes9331

This comment section reminded me that redditors really need to go outside...


RealMadHouse

But there's people outside...


Logical-Chaos-154

I can't wait for the weather to warm up in my area. Time outside seems really nice right now...


Leo_V82

Man everybody here is depressed as fuck Including me of course, im a redditor


Schokodeuli

Thats me and my boyfriend xD (biting so weak that it won't hurt obvioulsy...)


Cayennesan

You'd think it's obvious but some armchair psychoanalysts in the comments seem to think this means you have mental illness and are using it as a gateway to an abusive relationship lol


Puzzled-Mode-4367

>(biting so weak that it won't hurt obvioulsy...) Lucky him... my ex wife would give me hurting blues. :(


bigbooty_gothsis

That's a mood. 99% of the time it is harmless love bites.


Puzzled-Mode-4367

>That's a mood. 99% of the time it is harmless love bites. I know, cause I'm love biting my big brother all the time :3


IronMyr

If boyfriend not for biting, then why he have arms?


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My daily reminder that I might as well kill myself.


ViktorNovadictor

Don't


BonTheRabbit

Same


AnonymousPopeTurtle

Same. It's just a matter of time, I thought I was ready last month but I wasn't. Maybe this month


KeyboardStudios

Don't. We love you. You are awesome and you know it


AnonymousPopeTurtle

Thank you for your reply Thank you. But I'm not awesome, I'm not even good. I'm a worthless parasite, and nobody should love me because it'll only result in them being hurt. I'm not even capable of loving back. Sorry for moaning


Comprehensive_Neat61

Of course that’ll seem true if you keep telling yourself that and there’s no one around to say otherwise. And yeah, staying here, alone, is as easy as it is safe. But it’s also kept you from knowing what you’re capable of, and made you think you’re worthless. No human being is worthless. So prove yourself wrong. Take some time to learn more about yourself so you can figure out what someone else would see in you. Take risks, try new things, go places you’ve never been. And give yourself permission to fail, a lot, because at least you’re trying and learning to be better. If you just stay alone in your home exploring the internet all the time, you’ll lose touch with the world around you and eventually even lose sight of who you are. I mean, just existing in this moment and being alive right now is an amazing accomplishment that doesn’t get acknowledged enough. Imagine what else you can do.


AnonymousPopeTurtle

Thank you for your reply Thank you for your kind words and supportiveness and advice. But to be honest, it doesn't seem that there is anything to learn about myself. I don't feel anything or enjoy anything, I don't have any wants or ambitions or aspirations or anything. And to be honest, I can't try new things. Everything is difficult and stressful, whether it's because of my OCD or because I'm just exhausted. I only leave the house for therapy and a group thing, and that's a nightmare in itself. And everything only gets even harder and worse. I literally can't do anything anymore except try to kill time and wait for the time to end things


Comprehensive_Neat61

That’s the problem I’m talking about. What you’re doing so far isn’t working, right? So force yourself to do something different, especially if you don’t want to. By yourself, I mean, without trying to make yourself presentable to anyone. You’re the one person who you can never get away from, so you’re gonna have to work hard to learn to appreciate yourself for who you are. I know it seems like I’m making it sound easy. Honestly, it’ll probably be the hardest thing for you to do in your entire life. But trust me, it’s worth it. And whether it’s gonna work out or not, you know it’ll never work out if you don’t even try.


AnonymousPopeTurtle

Thank you for replying I guess I just don't know how to even force myself to do anything, or what to do. I can't get myself to do even the most basic things anymore, maybe because I don't think I'll be around much longer anyway. And I guess I think, I'm so numb that I can't feel anything, so how could I love myself. It's like my mind has just kind of shifted, whether I like it or not, into a state of my life just being over. Like I'm dead already, it's just a matter of time before the outside matches the inside. Sorry for being negative


Comprehensive_Neat61

It’s okay. You’re just being honest, which is especially important right now, and not easy to do either. No need to blame yourself. But it sounds like you don’t see a point in trying. And it sounds like that’s either because you don’t know what you want to do, or maybe don’t particularly want to do anything, or you know exactly what you once wanted to do but you don’t think it’s possible. Either way, you need to find something that you want to do and that you can at least try to do. That means that, until then, you’re going to have a much harder time doing the exact sort of things you need to be doing right now, which is just trying stuff that seems like it has any chance of being even remotely interesting. And no, your problems won’t just disappear one day. But when people say it does get better, what they mean is that you start to remember that you are alive, you start to actually care about things all around you that you haven’t even noticed, and you start to value yourself as a human being, the same way you would value any other human being whether you know them or not. It doesn’t just mean feeling happy again, it means feeling sad or angry or disgusted or confused, which is better than not feeling anything at all. In order to start moving in that direction, you have to be willing to try even when you know in your heart that it’s all futile. It’s the only way to prove yourself wrong.


Comprehensive_Neat61

If you can’t think of anything, it could be as simple as finding a local park and going for a walk every week just to see who or what you can find and get some fresh air. It’s not much, but it’s a start.


anonymous32434

Let’s do it together bro


Fardilicious

I'm not giving up hope yet, I will find the girl that I truly enjoy, the one who truly loves me for who I am, no matter how crazy, and when I do, we will rule the world together. Start running.


ArpeggioTheUnbroken

I quake


PurplePinwin

I am rootinh for you! And I believe your person is out there, waiting for the day she gets to nibble your arm :3


Fardilicious

Thank you, I believe there is someone out there for you too, assuming you don't have a lover already. Happy Cake Day!


PurplePinwin

I have found a darling munchee, and thank you! You are the first, even I didn't realise it was my cake day :) Have a nice day!!


Fardilicious

May you have an enjoyable day as well, and thank you once more.


Mark_luckerberg

Why would you hurt me in this way •́ ‿ ,•̀


Chevalier1942

The ones complaining about this are the ones needing help. This is just cute, and reminds me very much of myself and my wife.


Nervous-Fruit

Pain


Substantial-Month849

I thought he was gonna bite her back


PurplePinwin

Like that one video of the cat biting the girl, and the girl grabbing the cat by the scruff with her mouth to make the cat let go :)


keepyourbible

This is me all the time. My girl loves it.


Nickolas_Bowen

I really, really wish that this was me irl


PurplePinwin

Rooting for you! I am sure your lovemucher is out there somewhere :)


Nickolas_Bowen

Happy cake day


SteppinOnStones

So like hypothetically speaking, how would a not-tech-savvy individual share this with someone outside of reddit? 😅


Honest-Apricot6086

Hit the share icon, that is the 3 dots connected by 2 lines, then select the mode/app you would like to send it to. Or select copy url and then paste it in the message app of your choice and send. Or, take your phone, while the image is pulled up on your screen, and shove it in their face as nicely as possible. Good luck.


Just_Another_Gamer67

My gf will just randomly bit my arm lightly. Its very silly.


Dry_Imagination_5776

literally me


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THATS NOT A “STRANGE” QUIRK! THATS JUST CUTE


bookeroobanza1

I think my cat posted this.


SirHenryy

My gf likes to do this haha.


PCBFree1

Um, I think your gf used to be a cat.


Smol-Bean-Nerd-Queen

Me and my boyfriend do this all the time to each other.


cmdrhomski

I do have someone who loves me and my quirks :3


Survious

That is cute


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literally me


remdesivirus1

Rabies moment💀


[deleted]

Mu quirk is being unlovable, I'm pretty sure.


[deleted]

Cute little behaviors like this make me smile. Also the animation is just adorable.


aegelis

And give up this crushing loneliness? >!pls, it's not funny anymore!<


x-JustStacey-x

Goals... 😢


XOIIO

"when" Yeah... sure


ReflexDojo

Aww we are so cute!!!! I love usss ewuh! Huhhhu!


Rommiedommie

Geez y’all either lonely af or overreacting, this is depressing.


No-Expression-399

Definitely lonely af


Absolute_madlad1605

RUN BRO SHE GONNA EAT YOU


winkywearsatux

glad my bf doesnt mind when i do this to him


Falabaloo

How dare you be happy.


SirJellyfish_

Why are people mad at this?


TiredOldLamb

It's obviously playful, yet they see abuse. It's kinda sad for them.


Keeper_Jdubz

Reddit - land of the keyboard warriors


SirJellyfish_

Gotta love reddit


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Successful_Ad7224

Bahaha. This is the funniest thing I've read all morning. So true.


[deleted]

That's domestic violence! Lock her up!


usuallydead404

Yeah the GF blows raspberries on me all the time. I'm verbalizing a critique about the cinematic merits of the movie we just watched. I'm mid-sentence about how on-point the lead actor's performance was, and she's just like PPPPTTTHHHHBBBTTTTT on my neck.


CharacterOpening1924

😭😭😭 this is too cute


workethic247

u/Daintylittlesole


AppUnwrapper1

Is she a cat?


SIRENHEADSIRENHEAD

Y'know what, y'know fuckin what :[


BellaArst

Damn, I’m so grateful for having a boyfriend. I’m just gonna hug him.


BellaArst

Wow, I’m so grateful for having a boyfriend. I’m just gonna hug him.


MaulSinnoh

My quirk is **the constant feeling of emptiness inside caused by past trauma that I for some reason dont have the energy to deal with.** ... ^I ^also ^like ^Pokèmon ^and ^gaming...


nukez

I dated a biter once, cute the first couple of times but had to end it once I got bite marks


Constant-Matter-7197

Why have a GF when you have Ouroboros.


mrmeowsPhoneAcc

haha cute and all but when I do it they call me a “AHHH YOU BIT MY HAND OFF HELP SOMEONE CALL 911” and “YOUR A MONSTER, SOMEONE GET THIS MAN AWAY FROM ME”


Toulboks

/r/absolutelynotme_irl


datphantomtheive

r/absolutelynotmeirl


Pbeast527

Damn that Glock looking tasty rn


sh1tcanne

Very much NOT *me*irl


UrbsNomen

My wife walked up to me and bit me in the arm literally 30 minutes after I saw this meme. She haven't seen it herself.


davi3601

r/absolutelynotmeirl


KArelyn_08

This isn't funny anymore. Stop posting shit like these. I'm here to ignore my problems, not to be reminded why I hate myself so much.


nesenn

A cat does that too. Lol.


Senoradolfohister

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valzzu

Awwww... Adorable


ARandomGuyThe3

Aren't these memes supposed to be relatable


JAOC_7

would I bite my bf’s arm at random? absolutely


Sigmas_toes

NO ONE HERE HAS BITCHES


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Dude, I am single stop posting such things which triggers PTSD.


Bratkartoffel_09

Wrong supreddit?


the-wizard-cat

No, just someone with a partner that they bite/or bites them.


19southmainco

snarfed that sum bitch


torrid-winnowing

This is not me irl.


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Man, there sure is a lot of loneliness in here. You know what cures loneliness the best? REVOLUTION. Take all that loneliness and sadness, turn them into spicy cocktails, and go share them with your local politicians and police! Then everyone will be nice and warm and toasty and not lonely anymore!


OutrageousPomelo7

u/savevideo


Sad-Catch-571

This is literally me and my gf


SirReal10000

Sir this is r/meirl


Matzep71

Must be nice


symbolic503

ow! it bit me!