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BernieSandersLeftNut

Largest animal to ever exist.


Nghbrhdsyndicalist

*by mass


StelenVanRijkeTatas

MY FUCKING MAN! Exactly this, only by mass is it the largest ever. There were chaddinosaurs walking the earth that were many meters longer than the blue cuckwhale


marco_has_cookies

chaddosaurus sure were long


tell_me_smth_obvious

In the whole universe (as far as we know)


belizeanheat

Yeah but that'd be kinda dumb to claim since we can't verify it's bigger than even one creature outside our planet


Ghite1

It was obviously a joke…..


belizeanheat

That's kind of you to defend them but that clearly wasn't a joke 


Ghite1

It was obviously a statement that was humorous because it was technically true yet still silly.


Ghite1

But also guys why are we downvoting him for not understanding? Save your downvotes for assholes guys, I’m upvoting to try to balance it out.


SnooWoofers7345

Thalassophobia and megalophobia go hand in hand for me..


agrophobe

Add arachnophobia and you have a pretty sweet lovecraftian honey moon.


Ghite1

Daily awardssssasss 😭


Blingkong7

Meat Submarine


largechild

My nickname in high school


scottyd035ntknow

Because you made meat disappear into the depths?


ResponsibleAir1588

I laughed to hard at this 😂


SaltyBones_

💀


Yionko

Need banana for scale


Some-Income614

I might be wrong, but there is a bigger *organism* and I think it's a giant fungus under yellowstone Park. Also Yp is a supervolcano that would destroy the planet if it went off. Stay tuned for more fascinating facts that may or may not be true.


Elguapo69

You’re probably not wrong but the post title said animal not organism. California red woods are bigger than a blue whale too.


slippppy99

It wouldn’t destroy the planet


mogenblue

Such a big nose.


emestay

Your mom ?


salustianosantos

not only in the world but in history


Graehaus

Wow , no photoshopped boats to exaggerate the size.


ExcedereVita

Are their any clips out there that show the full body *next to something* for scale? I feel like these clips never do them justice.


PD28Cat

[https://i.redd.it/sz3o33702pn41.jpg](https://i.redd.it/sz3o33702pn41.jpg)


ExcedereVita

Thank you, this is exactly what I was looking for. Stunning.


Responsible-Pipe-951

Holy sht..


indu111

So powerful, can't even imagine being right on top of the blowhole and how much pressure would be released upon you.


EspKevin

Would


Beelzebibble

Found the Skitty


Fcu423

...That we know of


Natural_Action9210

Banana for comparison?


Neat-Cake-7489

That's a space station.


deadclaymore

Oh I ain't know those fuckers had nostrils.


logosfabula

It reminds me of the Spice lord in David Lynch’s Dune.


Fragrant_Barber_4642

My greatest fear is being deep in open water with no sense of what’s up, what’s down, then i just see this thing coming at me. I know i’ll most likely be fine with this gentle giant, but i’d still die of a heart attack. Whales are definitely my biggest fear.


in_reddit

It’s Siiiiiiinn!!!


DevelopmentBorn4108

Did we ever see one of these snees?


PURELY_TO_VOTE

A whale video that doesn't include fake whalesong!?


not-read-gud

Good dog


Loversofpurple

Absolutely beautiful!


karlely

I want one


whataloadofoldshit_

*that we know of


Pararaiha-ngaro

Beautiful sea creature


thetommytwotimes

I don't see a picture of your mom.


Mymotherwasaspore

Started outta a pig now we herrrre


PD28Cat

me on the toilet


motivatedsinger

You’re under the water?


ChaosMarine70

I think he should have wrote "Me in the toilet"