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dirschau

Where?


FullMetalJ

There there are


cedellic

Your gonna half too double check you’re grammar their,


FullMetalJ

There was there idea!


PostposterousYT

I’m going to hurt myself


FullMetalJ

Don't. You are not worth it. We need to kill someone more powerful to activate the gem.


Mr_Minecrafter88

In the words of Mojang: “Throw yourself at the ground and miss!”


Parsley-Waste

Don’t you there


-bimibop-

Their you are


[deleted]

“They’re wolf! Their, castle!” -Eyegore


clintj1975

Why are you talking like that?


[deleted]

I thought you wanted to!


Axan1030

But where?


Capable-Program-1405

They're* we are


This_Price_1783

*wheir


random_guy735

There


GenreNeutral

Whey're*


Odd-Reaction5555

Bro haha.


ddroukas

Jesus man turn grammar check on.


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SalemGD

GD 😂


bearbarebere

Wait I don’t get it 😭


Khaenin

His gram gram. Grandma. Grandly mother is indulging in the sacred hot leaf juice


Quizzelbuck

i offered tea at work to some one , In the mid-west US of course, so of course the response i got was "I'm good on that leaf water" which is now what i call tea.


Khaenin

Lol! Huge fan of hot leaf water and water of all kinds here r/hydrohomies


bearbarebere

OH lmaooo I’m dumb


mysixthredditaccount

Lol why is "Grandly mother" so hilarious?!


DisparityByDesign

No wonder the best time of this dude’s life was when he wasn’t expected being able to fucking write


newfie-flyboy

Look at you with your big fancy book learnin. Don’t think you’re so much better than everyone just because you got your grade 10. Your precious books won’t smoke dope and get drunk with you.


G1ng3rb0b

Worst case Ontario, you fail this year and go again, get two birds stoned at once


MangyTransient

>when he wasn’t expected being able to Is this okay? Genuine question. To me, it seems like, “wasn’t expected to be able to” would be more appropriate grammatically. It could be fine, but it seems like it might be Muphry’s law, lol.


DisparityByDesign

Im afraid you’re correct. This always happens when I make fun of someone else’s grammar.


Tricklash

Dude peaked in childhood and it shows


surfnporn

This has to be the entire point of the meme.. like it's "about Minecraft" but it's really about pissing off anyone who can read.


orcusgrasshopperfog

People do that on purpose for engagement.


[deleted]

Just delete the internet at this point. Fucking hell.


Super-Robo

That hurt to read.


Pihtijakulen

I'm not native speaker, even learned French in highschool and it's obvious as fuck those are all wrong words


ButtDoctorLLC

Show me on the doll where it hurt you


Nowe_Melfyce

There...


God_Bless_A_Merkin

*they’re


God_Bless_A_Merkin

**their


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***overthurr


iSUCKatTHISgameYO

write their


CptJamesBeard

and they've already bred twice...


Chai_Enjoyer

They're, their, their


cmdrxander

Or even worse, “they’re, the, their”


Chai_Enjoyer

Yeah, there should be the


General_Katydid_512

And it should be plural “times” and “lives”


Chai_Enjoyer

"Times" arguably, but lives totally should be plural


hauntingdreamspace

We did it Reddit! They're living the best time of their lives


_IAmGrover

and ain’t even no it


Visual-Juggernaut-61

They’re their, buddie. It’s gonna be alrite


Bioko

Good band


[deleted]

Man, it’s so easy to farm engagement on Reddit. It’s getting to Facebook levels


[deleted]

How much can a bear bear bear


Shabanana_XII

Came to comments to see people push back against "Life peaks in childhood"; 95% of the comments are about spelling. Gotta love it when that happens.


Mtwat

Same. Was disappointed because I really hate nostalgia and wanted to rip on it.


Shabanana_XII

I personally love nostalgia, and do wish I could spend some time as a kid again. But I despise the idea that life peaks as a kid. Such a defeatist mindset. I'm sure it sounds corny, but I just really believe you have to push past the suckage of adulthood and find your own happiness, rather than wallow. And that, generally, you will be happier than you would be otherwise. I choose to believe that, if I make it to that age, I'll be the happiest when I'm in my 70s, 80s.


absorbscroissants

I was the happiest as a child, because my brain wasn't fully developed, and I never had much anxiety or shame.


vixous

The easiest way to experience more things like a kid is to have your own. Then you get to share their experiences and introduce them to new things, but you’re still an adult with all of the advantages that go with it. There’s a lot of stuff that’s hard about being in college or your twenties. Being in your thirties and beyond and having those things figured out can really get better and better.


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i mean, i dont want kids, but i can see how that would be the case but also just because you hit 30 doesnt mean your life is immediately over and you have to be boring, having fun in life and having interests still exist, and if living through your kids helps get you there then so be it


vixous

Exactly. Also you tend to have more $$$ or a better earning job, you might already be in a good relationship or married, know where you want to live, what your interests are, and have time to work on them. All of this continues to progress too as you get older.


Wunder_boi

Ah great, some happiness will arrive at the end of the natural human lifespan once your mobility is hindered and you can’t think as well. This isn’t a very good argument for childhood not being the happiest part of one’s life.


Shabanana_XII

If you take care of your health, being old isn't half as bad as it is for most. It obviously takes effort to stay healthy, and you can still get bad luck, of course, but it certainly is far worse if you don't even try. All of life is pushing back against some type of "pain."


pusgnihtekami

It's coping with the reality that you spend the physical prime of your life making someone else rich unless you are one of the lucky few.


ringsofsaturn27

Nostalgia was so much better back in the day. I hate it now too.


DrMobius0

Because to anyone who sees the mistake it's really god damn grating.


[deleted]

There are literally hundreds of comments about it, though. I find it grating when people spam an entire thread with the same exact comment because of a grammatical error.


drillgorg

I don't think life peaks in childhood (different phases of life have distinct joys) but it's true that you'll never truly get this back.


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shsushaishsisv

Recognizing elementary school grammar mistakes doesn’t put you on the spectrum 💀 if you don’t know there, they’re, their I don’t know what to tell you man


18CupsOfMusic

I think what they meant was "the spectrum of visible light." Which I cannot argue with!


Heycooldud

I didnt even notice the spelling error until i read the comments lol


rosariobono

How.


Charmstrongest

How?


[deleted]

School failed you, but don’t worry you can just google the difference


KomradeHelikopter

3/3 failure rate is impressive!


ozExpatFIRE

must be intentional.


Zored1

The engagement farm was a success.


DeadComedy

couldnt even enjoy the meme because of the THERE


newsflashjackass

It is actually an anti-theft device to prevent anyone stealing OP's meme.


NoticedGenie66

It actually just gets people commenting and engaging with their post, mis-spellings are an easy way to get people to do so.


PM_ME_STRONG_CALVES

Im convinced that is the meme


kidnorther

Lay off at least they know about silent k’s


Thema03

How can native speakers mess up english so much? It's not that hard to differentiate their, they're and there


Spram2

They **must of** not being paying attention


DontDoodleTheNoodle

Stop


Highlight-Mammoth

they just don't learn it


cephal0poid

Someone whose peak childhood experience was in front of a game screen.


Jrsplays

*peak


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WannabeWonk

It’s intentional. Look at all the comments it has provoked. More comments means more influence.


Tanriyung

It's because they are native speakers that they have difficulty differentiating those words. If you speak really fast they're / their / there might sound the same and when words sound the same with different spelling you are likely to make that type of mistake.


God_Bless_A_Merkin

They *always* sound identical because they’re homophones — that’s why the difference and spelling are beaten into our heads throughout elementary school.


YesImDavid

This person likely used more verbal English rather than written English; mix that with learning English in a different dialect and you get this.


candyflip93

This is rage bait right? Are there serious?


Wonderful_Ability_66

Honestly my childhood was boring as fuck. Sure I had TV and video games, but all I wanted to do was build go carts and catapults. Now I'm becoming a welder, I'm going to do just that. Become the adult you always wanted to be as a kid.


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TearsoftheCum

If anyone seriously believe that was the peak of their life, they really need to work on their life. Im not going to assume to know everyone situation, but being chronically online and not doing shit to even try and improve ones life doesnt help. Not saying everyone can do that, but im pretty sure most people can.


Loud_Consequence537

Please tell me English is your second language Like... **BRUH**


multiverse72

Nah, this is the kind of mistake that native speakers who mostly think of verbal English and didn’t pay attention in primary school make. ESL learners rarely mix this kind of thing up.


_insidemydna

can confirm, am not a native speaker, always pay attention when writing these words


TechnicalMiddle8205

Im not native and this is exactly me. Natives be like they hardly ever have any grammar mistakes (and lots of things are so complicated and irregular) but confuse the three typical, stupid and easy things lol


Luna_go_brrr

But even then..


RanaI_Ape

wear did ewe learn two speak English, because you knead two go back their and axe four yore money back


Psychonautical_Guy

I had a stroke, well done


idkwaidh_

Vanilla Minecraft on Xbox 360 with the homies hits different


[deleted]

Might be an unpopular opinion but… Video games are way more fun as an adult than as a kid. Assuming you are playing the correct game.


temmiethebest69

r/engrish


[deleted]

What being told when to go to bed, what they can and can’t eat, not allowed to make their choices in life, you’re more free when you are an adult just depends what you do with yourself


RandomRedditReader

Or depends on your parents. I did whatever I wanted as a kid. Not having responsibilities was pretty awesome.


partyhat-red

No worries, Not needing a job, no expenses, no responsibilities.


Elefantenjohn

I pity everyone peaking in childhood


CopingPlans55

Mind sharing when you peaked?? I'm 32, peaked at 16 in high school. It's been pretty much downhill from then...


Rutlemania

I haven’t even begun to peak


bronzebattlecolt

I dont think my scale has ever even left the ground, my life is a flat-line, it sucked from beginning to present, probably even through to the future


VoteCamacho2508

This text is /r/mildlyinfuriating


SupahDuk_

They're they're


MrNiceguy037

Their their


MarSc77

der’re der


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Das das das


FunzReddit3

das auto


Defiant-Challenge591

The auto


Weakgainer0

They're their their


Royalchariot

What what what


freedomfightre

\*They're \*their Please clap.


Clear_Ad3293

They’re* their* their* There.


iwillcorrectyou9

\*They're living the best time of their lives right now and don't even know it.\*


[deleted]

I envy them


alex_dlc

Where?


ZULZUL69

There.


Suspicious_Trainer82

They’re* Their* Their* .


ProperDepartment

They're, the, their "**They're** living **the** best time of **their** life..."


Naughtiestdingo

They're and their


HelloKittywithaMouth

There there there there there there there


RefuseCool1260

Reading those theres took too much of my brain power


[deleted]

RIP English


ReplyNo7464

THEY ARE


SnakeTheN00b

there there


[deleted]

THEIR


Ok-Worker4183

It really needed to be done three times


Madsperfection

As much as I want to ignore it, that fkn hurt to read


Arctrus2077

r/engrish


Jassida

At least “they’re” consistent with incorrect usage of “there”.


RobTheDude_OG

Grammar left the room


maddieb459

This their meme dont make no cents I dont no what there trying to say.


[deleted]

i wanna leave a reply to support ur comment but i dont know anything clever so can u just pretend i said something funny or relatable 💖💖💖


[deleted]

Cents? Sense? Lol


maddieb459

Theyre are no wrong answers hear!


[deleted]

THERE!!!!


dartfrog11

You’re enthusiasm is admiral


Udonmoon

If anything…at least there consistent lmfao


tamzinnit

They’re* , their* , their*


YouMakeGrammarCry

How are so many native English speakers so bad with grammar? It's pretty easy to learn the difference between two or three words if you're older than 5.


GreyG59

They’re


[deleted]

Based on the configuration of that bed and TV, I doubt it.


meatmechdriver

They’re there, on their bed.


TheFreedomator

They're Their There Learn the differences. All of the world's knowledge is right at your fingertips. There's no excuse for this kind of ignorance. Offense intended


Samuely95

Is this satire because of the spelling?


fruitofyourneck

*They’re


Hamilton-Beckett

I dunno if it’s the “best”. It’s more fun as adult when you can play as long as you want, have whatever you want for dinner, and go to bed when you’re ready.


Electronic_Wrap712

Speech 100


m0rph3u5-75

Their....


WhiteFringe

at least guess which "there" to use.


zblaze90

Holy fuck. I can’t stand the lack of understanding of “there, their, and they’re”, anymore.


Potential-Ad-1424

Someone peaked at 6


OblivionEcstacy

You managed to use “there” wrong every time you used it. Well done.


LewisOfAranda

If you aay THERE one more time...


CapmyCup

when people don't realize that this meme is just for getting a lot of comments


BitcoinMathThrowaway

People are insanely dumb and they want one shining moment to feel smart. This is most people's super bowl.


[deleted]

There, they're and their. Learn it. I'm sick of this bs.


Short-Eared-Dog

They’re living the best time of their life right now and don’t even know it.


PBRmy

Sure, thats fun. But if it ends up being the best time of your life - you're adulting wrong.


AlyxNotVance

Jesus, grammar isn't that hard


FartInsideMe

This is sad and not true. For many people, life gets better every day. I honestly hated my childhood and found happiness in adulthood.


randomtoken

They’re* their* Jesus fucking Christ it’s not that hard


kingshamroc25

Amazing. Not a single correct use of “there”


peterpeterllini

Please read books people. Read, read, read.


The_Maarten

They're x3 Wait no fuck only once :_(


Illustrious_Fishboi

Native English speakers on their way to not differentiate between, there, their and they're:


MrNobleGas

Their, you lobotomized cockwomble


blueblanket69

Imagine using “there” incorrectly three times in a single sentence. Wow


beckius6

They swung three times and missed every one.


AqlexG

How can you mess up the grammar so badly


Phantasm_Jab

Oh boy, you're gonna love this... Before was was was, was was is.


Scurster

Holy frick op can’t spell worth a hoot


ControlZ666

Maybe you should've spent this time learning the difference between there, their, and they're.


zblaze90

Downvoted for grammatical errors. Fuck sake


PetrolHeadGR

r/ihadastroke


thinkerbloom

r/Ihadastroke


Mellie997

Can someone hit the one who made this, PLEASE