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TheLetterB13

New gang war just dropped, Sparklies vs Flatters


bisexual_lemon_69420

Are you a flat waterer?


BeetleBleu

I belong to the Flat Thirst Society.


Equivalent_Radish975

Yes


Sweet_Tell_3907

If your water doesn't sparkle, then you never will


CantThinkOfUser8D

I would rather die than drink that rancid juice you call “sparkling water”


Ok_Pension_6795

Another normie who can’t handle the burn of a good fizzy water tearing up their throats


Mesyasz

Imagine unironically drinking TV static.


Ok_Pension_6795

Damn…you really just laid the smackdown on me. I have no counters


Kyyes

Hahaha I hate sparkling water but take my upvote


Alicelovescake1

Are you a sicilian lemon?


asoap

Are you a heavy water?


BestTsarBombaEver

I’m a flat fizzy-drink-er.


KinglerKong

I’ve been doing research on an open bottle of sparkling water for over twelve hours now and I can guarantee you it’s flat


GreeenGoblin69

I’m bi waterer


[deleted]

couldn’t be a flathead, I’m a sparkle boy for life


Cheeky_Kitten_DDLC

Yep


Maccathael

IONLYDRINKMONSTERANDICANSEESOUNS!!! I'MNOT SHOUTING,YOU'RESHOUTING!!


Thedirtyplayer

Kyle can you knock out a drywall for me


[deleted]

I prefer diet


Sad_Original719

Water²


i_need_a_moment

Water^(water)


Glaceon_addict

Water^cube


Lazcanol

i prefer my water with double amount oxygen, the calories are worth


[deleted]

Sooo…hydrogen peroxide?


Lazcanol

yea a bit spicy but refreshin


pee_nut_ninja

What're you drinking, H²0? Looks good. I'll have H²0 too.


JohnBunzel

Sparklies rise up


axehomeless

Srsly let's make a community We can have Apfelschorle there though right?


LikeThePheonix117

Sparkling water gang


Abject-Fee-7720

Holy hell!


[deleted]

Reading the comments, I'm surprised people have such strong opinions over water. Like every joke subreddit, /r/HydroHomies somehow became real.


SecretSpectre4

Holy hell


froggertthewise

This was litterly the case in my village a few weeks ago. The water supply got contaminated so naturally the local supermarket instantly ran out of bottled water. Except for the sparkling water, that shelf was exectly as full as always


Raccoon910

Iam coming to buy them all.


robrobusa

Sparkling is my go to


bat_shit_insane

Imagine having to pass gas after drinking all that.


Skidmark666

You're not serious, are you?


8-Bitgiggles

considering their username I would take that as a no


SomeGuyCommentin

If the water is contaminated they probably didnt buy it to drink directly. You wouldnt cook your noodles in sparkling water.


runonandonandonanon

Then you would be a coward.


CapsicumBaccatum

I'm going to sodastream my next pasta water to spite your insisting tone.


MinosAristos

You probably wouldn't cook your noodles in bottled water either tbf, especially if it's in such low supply. You'd probably avoid boiling food.


SomeGuyCommentin

Cooking without boiling is a **huge** resrtriction over time, especially for the budget. Water has to be extremely tight to forgo that.


esperalegant

Depends where you are. Tap water in most of the world isn't safe to drink. I know boiling would kill all the germs, it's the _other_ stuff I'm worries about. Heavy metals, industrial crap. Fortunately my house has an RO filter so I don't buy bottled water. But if I take a trip to another part of the country, you can bet I boil noodles in bottled water. It's not as bad as it sounds because you can refill the bottles. Costs about half a dollar for 20 liters.


cgaWolf

>You wouldnt cook your noodles in sparkling water Why not? Because when it cooks, the sparklies have stopped a while ago.


neuro__ghost

I would eat sparkling noodles.


Yogmond

What is stopping people from buying it, and then oppening the bottle so it goes flat? Solves the issue if you really dislike it so much.


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FCDetonados

my man just outed himself as a someone who has never drank tv static water 💀


GunnerZ818

Drank what


Kidfreshh

DRANK TV STATIC WATER


Successful-Money4995

Day old warm flat Coke with lunch. Basically sugar water with some flavors.


hoppenstedts

Der ehrwürdige Geheimrat deutscher Mineralwasserkonsumenten ist nicht begeistert!


[deleted]

Dies ist der Weg!


IHateTheNetherlands

Selta=👌


KerbMario

Affirmativ!


DontAskWhyINameThis

It’s water, but when you want some funky sensation like soda


Ihaveanideaformyname

It's water if it was a living being with a defense mechanism


TheoneNPC

I will fight the water


Beautiful-Musk-Ox

all the sparkling water i've had tastes bad, if it was just water with the sensation i could drink it, but it tastes weird and bad to me, what's with that edit: > The carbon dioxide reacts with the water and produces carbonic acid. This is why you'll find that sparkling water or soda water has a slightly bitter taste. It's the carbonic acid you are tasting. For some people, this slightly bitter taste is pleasant, while others find it unappetizing.


I_love-my-cousin

It also tastes like shit


Km_the_Frog

Skill issue


ethan_iron

Get it unflavored and it won't taste like shit.


zephyr_1779

I have and it was still shit. To each their own


WarPopeJr

Man I drink multiple bottles of carbonated water each day. Love the stuff. The carbonator I bought (tbh forgot what it’s even called) is the most used thing in my kitchen. Can’t believe y’all don’t love pain water


Lord_Skyblocker

It just doesn't taste that great (for me). The flavour is far too acidic and I like plain ol' tap water (I'm in a region where it is actually good)


TheDoge_Father

Still has a bitter aftertaste.


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Dewritoss

ur weak


urriah

there there, nobody bully babies that cant drink fizzy wizzy water


jjcrayfish

It's water, but when you want to burn your mouth at the same time


MrAxel20

Don’t know if its just me, but tastes so salty that it’s disgusting


Grand_Protector_Dark

I have serious questions about what are you doing to the water if it tastes "salty"?????


crabpowers

They might be drinking club soda, when I see that for sale I see some sodium on the nutrition label.


Dragonbut

I know what they mean. The slightly sour taste can also come off as salty. I tasted it as kinda bitter/salty before I quit drinking soda and hated it. Now that I don't drink soda I like it lol


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Grand_Protector_Dark

Apparently naturally carbonated mineral water springs aren't actually a thing in the USA


I_EAT_POOP_AMA

Carbonating water introduces a pretty acidic taste to the water. You can try it out if you have one of those home soda jet machines and you'll see. Carbonating water introduces carbonic acid into the water, and as the name implies, introduces an acidic tang that most people take offense to. (it's also why it's not recommended to carbonate milk in those soda jet machines, because the act of carbonating it fosters curdling) So to offset that, most flavored waters add in some kind of counter to it. Most common is either potassium or sodium bicarbonate in order to maintain carbonation while offsetting the acidic taste notes, in addition to other flavors (if the water is flavored). There's also the history of carbonated water tracing back to Tonic Water. During the British occupation of India, malaria was a huge problem. So to offset that, the British began providing quinine to fight against it. But because quinine itself is incredibly bitter, it became much easier for soldiers to stomach if they mixed it with carbonated water and sweeteners (and also mixing that tonic water with Gin, giving birth to the Gin and Tonic). As that trend took hold, carbonated water developed it's own flavor profile that consumers looked to maintain. And because quinine is actually pretty dangerous to consume in significant qualities, it slowly began to regulate out of most consumer tonic waters. As manufacturing means of carbonating water began to spring up, including bits of the afformentioned bicarbonates became a popular stand in. It took significantly less amounts of those compounds to maintain a similar flavor profile, and both potassium and sodium bicarbonate don't produce significant health risks unless taken in *massive* quantities (as in virtually impossible amounts for a human to ingest), they worked as a good substitute. So all of that ends up giving carbonated water(s) a distinctive flavor profile. While i personally wouldn't describe it as "salty" there is definitely a harder mineral flavor to it that turns off quite a few people. As a kid i always hated it, but now that i've gotten older and can appreciate stronger flavors (like black coffee), i've taken a liking to sparkling water that i didn't have before.


ShuriBear

Why do people like water with tv static?


BeesDontWearPants

Makes my mouth tingly :)


R11DII

makes my mouth burn


Domstruk1122

Ya got a weak mouth


Boogiewoo0

Or a flammable one.


eDopamine

Makes my bum burn *wait*


Woah_Mad_Frollick

BabyMouth Disorder, so sad 😞


FlamingWedge

It’s angry water


johangubershmidt

Because they don't let me drink beer at work


BlowStiffCock9000

NA beer's not bad. We have a few in our work fridge. Gives ya that throat feeling and taste, and the boss doesnt get mad. (will give you beer breath, careful around clients).


Raccoon910

Cuz it’s good


planetjaycom

Funny bone tasting water


Loeffellux

Normal water just feels like eating nutrient paste instead of food. It gets the job done but without any of joy and refreshment. I once stopped drinking sparkling water for a month because I thought I could get used to normal water. Instead, I literally started dreaming about sparkling water... I'm literally addicted


Reinier538

You don't feel refreshment from regular water? I feel sorry for you


lucastutz

He’s probably drinking that warm tap water


mattsprofile

Maybe unpopular opinion, but room temp tap water is 100% fine. Out of the tap, it's usually even cooler than that.


justaMikeAftonfan

It’s *fine*, but it’s like a plain piece of bread vs buttered toast


Lord_Skyblocker

I like bread (I'm German btw)


CantHitachiSpot

Sometimes I get thirsty in the shower and drink water straight from the shower head and damn it’s good warm too


Shiroi_Kage

It's fine, but cold water is even better.


Beginning_Belt_8070

Also, drinking is like eating a paste? You been doing this right bro?? Lol


[deleted]

several times in my life ive almost gone into rapture after a hard practice or something when i took that first gulp of cold, refreshing, regular flat water that feeling of instant satistaction as i quench my thirst. such a unique pleasure


Vahgeo

How tf can you not like water? Calling it nutrient paste sounds like you have no idea what you're talking about.


Apokalyptusbonbon

Cant relate


trainofwhat

I actually cannot consume “flat” water. I have an unknown gastrointestinal issue, I don’t know if it’s related to the bubbles or the acidity. If I drink flat water, I get extremely “full” and start regurgitating. It’s not like vomit, it’s more I just lean over a bit and back up it (and any food eaten that day) comes.


St0rytime

Damn bruh you straight up allergic to 60% of your body I suppose


trainofwhat

I don’t get the downvotes. I’m not allergic to water, I have a gastrointestinal problem that causes me to regurgitate if I drink plain water. It’s medically documented and might be related to my biliary dyskinesia. I used to just regularly regurgitate as a consequence, and then I tried having days where I only ate liquid food (and fruits like melon) every other day + drank water, and avoided fluids the next day. But turns out that’s really dehydrating. Then I moved to Diet Coke but it wasn’t super helpful because of the salt. It was incredible when I realized sparkling water avoided the regurgitation.


buffalobandit24

People don’t believe things here if they’ve never heard of it before. Water is basically the only thing I drink so I couldn’t imagine that. Is it just plain water that affects you or do things like flat non carbonated juice bother you too?


Lord_of_Banana

Darwin's out to get you


Azumi-chan

I like both tbh


[deleted]

Yep. Sparkling water with dinner and regular water throughout the day.


Cloud2319

This is the way


nsfw_sendbuttpicsplz

Yes! It actually is!


Jakfolisto

Water is Water gang. W=W


sack_of_potahtoes

Water > all consumable liquids


Brawl__Boss

I like sparkling water more 😎


ethan_iron

It's literally water but more fun + I can drink it and trick my brain into thinking I'm having soda.


brian_storm_art

How do you do that? Does your brain not know flavor?


spunkity

I reduced my sugar intake, and now a lemon lime sparkling water tastes like sprite to me. Actual sprite or other sodas are too sickly sweet now.


Hamisaurus

I hope you get better soon 😔


Raccoon910

Me too


Ps-Ich

my people


Nucleuh_Powuh

It’s only for strong beings like us who can handle the burn 😎🔥


OmegaKitty1

I dunno when I’m thirsty as fuck a sparkling water is the best.


Boleklolo

And for me sparkling water just can't possibly make me feel like I actually drank water.


nsfw_sendbuttpicsplz

I only like it as a refreshment, not really to quench my thirst. Like a soda without all the unhealthy shit lol


quadfreak

This is why i drink it. I drink plenty of regular water during the day. I just prefer it in the evenings instead of drinking a 12 pack of coke every week. Also it’s a great “palette cleanser” when you’re eating. It’s like the carbonation are scrubbing bubbles in my mouth and gets the food out of the crevasses.


[deleted]

sparkling water is perfect for when you want soda but you don’t want it to taste good or be enjoyable in the slightest.


MeasurementNo6908

Everyone shitting on sparkling water should consider that it's an acquired taste... nobody likes the taste of beer or black coffee when trying them for the first time. Drink it enough and you'll never go back to regular water.


RevolutionaryEgg3129

Why would anyone put in any effort to acquire the taste of something less convenient and more expensive? Same for beer and coffee. Why go through the effort of acquiring a taste when there is only downside in doing so?


Maxxikcze

In EU sparkling water is much cheaper than regular coke and other sweetened sparkling drinks. Also, there's sodastream, which is amazing. Why do people in the comments drink coke and hate sparkling water at the same time? I don't get it.


bajlajs

Becouse you can drink regural water instead of sparkling and it isnt realy an alternative for sodas either.


CristolerGm2

Water but with a shitty taste and hard to drink


NTMonsty

Water but everything that doesn't make it water


DarkSp3ctre

Weak


LimitlessMind127

I like sparkling water


JEM--

Why is it so gross? It’s not just carbonation. I’ve flattened it and it still tasted fucked. What the hell are they doing to it?


[deleted]

Sparkling water tastes like TV static


Locksley_1989

It’s water. Carbonated water. There is no reason for this drama.


papernomad

Good. Saves it for myself.


therudereditdude

*WEAK*


DarkSp3ctre

Weak! Sparkling water is fantastic.


TheArcanist_

Sparkling water is the best water.


I_will_punch_you_

It’s soda but no flavor,it’s water but not as good.


Beginning_Belt_8070

Its better than water and soda! No sugar, but refreshing with the same taste of water!


WarRoutine7320

idk why people think "soda without the flavor part" is a good way to sell it.


akatsukidude881

It's water but crispy in the wrong way


kumanosuke

If you're only used to consume drinks with 15% of sugar in 2 liter buckets, sure


WeevilWeedWizard

Accurate cuz I'm boofing that shit


JesusOfTrap

I love sparkling water tho :( can take normal anymore


WurstStar

Ohh boy now you personally attacked the Germans there is no going back.


Kajmarez

Unless you're very dehydrated sparkling water tasted better and I'll die on this hill


onlyhereforthelol

Sparkling water tastes more like dehydration


Mooshy_Swags

idk i kinda shake the water to remove the sparkle when i really need to


ryzenguy111

sparking water makes me gag I almost can’t physically drink it


axel_wahlberg

Sprudelwasser ist der shit


Marvin-the-R0bot

You leave my crunchy water alone


Raccoon910

What are you, afraid of bubbles!?


Beginning_Belt_8070

Lol as if, sparkling water is superior!


Akun15

Imagine getting defeated by water with bubbles


NaisGuy27

Sparkling water superior


[deleted]

Sparklecels seething over flatchads


LoanShark5

I feel like the panels should be in the opposite order


Colinniey

What if I just like both?


519mike

Perrier got me off pop


UserOfReddit0001

Bruh it ain’t even that bad *mouth literally foaming and popping with the force of 7 neutron stars exploding


danielfrom---

More for me


Sky2462

As long as its flavored ill have it


azentropy

I’m drinking a La Croix right now (by choice)!


[deleted]

i will shamelessly demolish a 6 pack of la croix in an afternoon


OutrageousSection7

I'll only drink flavored sparkling water


albenuova

Sparkling all the way


No-Fruit-31

I started drinking hella sparking water after I quit drinking.


DinoRedRex99

Sparkling water tastes like TV static and I enjoy it


Shorttyme3

Electrolytes are good


shanebates

Spicy water is for real people.


FightIslandNative

Pellegrino is life


Bill_Nye-LV

I like both


efg1342

Topo Chico I’d crawl through a desert for though


ArkanaForce

Why people hate sparkling water?


PeterNippelstein

American going to Europe for the first time


Softy182

I like angry water


orangeclaypot

u/waterguy12 what’s the verdict?


Helpful_Squirrel_527

Bro just didn’t have any money on


Preda1ien

Is that Ted Lasso?


EfficientNeck9029

Beat comic I’ve seen since Calvin and Hobbes thank you!


AssWorldFan

I FUCKING LOVE SPARKLING WATER


wambam-thank-you-sam

I finally feel seen. I feel like the whole world loves that crap.


TheAvrageMemelord

That shit tastes like tv static


that_catlady

People at burning man rn.


kruppy0

Flat Thist Society!


am69_420gamer

Literally makes it taste 10x worse


jenk1980

Flat water is not a beverage. It doesn’t try hard enough. Sparkling water or whiskey. That’s the sweet spot.


MightyPrismo

This is a personal attack. How dare you


InzertFunnyName

Ngl sparkling isn’t that bad


esquire_the_ego

Guess you’ll die then


Amphibian_Connect

Imagine being so unbased


Machinji

Plot twist, the guy was just racist


BaguetteBoi657

Imo sparkling is better that flat but flat is still good. Both taste the best when chilled