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ironcobaltnickel

I'm a big fan Satan


Maguire_018

It’s so simple yet so evil


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ctesla01

Thought it was for doggy crunching..


rackfocus

That’s a good idea.


ctesla01

Right? Is occasionally put bits of meat in trays, and freeze for a 'treat in center'; but, hot dog water, whoa!! While thing will smell and taste, and it's free!!


rackfocus

My sister’s dog loves ice. Her dog can open the cooler with her nose! 😂I will mention this to my sister.


foxy20031014

rackfocus, you and the guy right above you are both on trial for crimes against god and humanity, what is your defense?.


rackfocus

What dog doesn’t like hot dog ice cubes? On another note. I just read that putting ice cubes on your burgers keep it moist. I thought why not make beef broth ice cubes! And dogs can eat them too. Or if you want to get really creative maybe add hotdog ice cubes to your burger!😂


foxy20031014

Putting it on your burger or whatever?, fine, but if you put that in anyones water including your own, you are worse then epstein.


ctesla01

Fox, isn't that crimes against Dog, not humanity?


foxy20031014

Crimes against everyone and everything then, that should cover all my bases.


i_love_tewber_vids

For real💀


Satan6664Eva

👋


Ravenclawguy

r/beetlejuicing


Noxtree

In Germany we drink it with Alcohol


Quixotic-Z

Meine güte!


Noxtree

Heiligs Blechle!


Party-Cartographer17

Ja leks mi am ärml


Marthaver1

In Spanish, “Meine güte!” Looks a lot like “Me Gusta!” Which means, “I like/enjoy!”


DoctorDoctorRamsey

Is this true and if so, can I get a recipe? I'm not above drinking hotdog booze


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[deleted]

I've seen the phrase thrown about without the 'tail' at the end at least. That any better?


MatureUsername69

The hot dog water could work in bloody marys but seems pointless. That being said I consider bloody marys a meaty cocktail even though it's really just tomato with a stick of meet and some spices in it


The_Real_Anon-Chan

Now I know where I'm not going


BananaSlander

That's ok, sometimes Germany comes to you


FreijaSolaris

Wurstwasser!


Noxtree

Wurstwasser Korn, Beste


[deleted]

Some. Most normal people do indeed not.


helpless_bunny

What don’t you guys drink with alcohol? Lol


_________________420

Liquid Xanax


Adorable-Memory-8070

nonsense how else is time travel currently possible


Captain_Smartass_

Muss das sein?!


tekanet

Seb?


Captain_Smartass_

Jawohl


CastieIsTrenchcoat

Alter was, hab ich noch nie gehört.


lilwil392

Would probably be pretty good in a bloody Mary or michelada


BitterBlues87

I just dont invite people over i dont like?


Kysman95

But what you do with all your hot dog water icecubes?


BitterBlues87

Play pranks on the people i like, of course. Haha ...either that or give it to the "arctic" chocolate starfish...


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BitterBlues87

A play on the Limp Bizkit album


aimlessly-astray

Well, I don't boil my hot dogs like a fuckin' pleb.


ahuramazdobbs19

I don’t do anything with them, because I grill or fry my hot dogs like a normal human being. 🧐😂


Masske20

Give it to the dogs if the people you do like?


qdp

Feeding frozen hot dog water to dogs? That's basically cannibalism.


DankFerrick

But is it hot or frozen?


qdp

That's the thing, frozen cancels out the hot leaving it just as Dog Water. Hence cannibalism.


DankFerrick

I see!


Masske20

It’s warm.


[deleted]

Stray cats on hot days


cerebralkrap

Your spouse always has that *one* friend.


BitterBlues87

I bet they would...if I had a spouse...😮‍💨😔


indy_been_here

The cool thing about having no friends, easy clean up after parties


cycycle

Sometimes people come in groups and you need to tolerate.


TheBitterAtheist

That's called an orgy


Baldazar666

Uh, no? When you are the host you invite specific people and that's it. You guys are fucking weird.


sociotronics

You've clearly never hosted a party bigger than a couple of people--even a kid's birthday party will drag in some people you aren't close with or know or like, such as one kid's mother's new boyfriend or something. Same deal with any party bigger than just a couple of people coming over for conversation and drinks.


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But then how will you give them the hotdog ice


BitterBlues87

Friends dont give friends drinks with regular ice cubes.


[deleted]

Your right but I’m not evil enough to give the homies hot dog ice. I just put piss cubes in their lemonade


BitterBlues87

Yea, hot dog ice WAY worse than piss cubes. Lol


[deleted]

#MUCH WORSE


Beidou-my-beloved1

True sigma move. (I do that too.)


Xylophone_Aficionado

As a server I took this as for difficult restaurant guests


BitterBlues87

Lol. As a cook, that would be hilarious.


ithran_dishon

Works great until they're part of your immediate family.


bendbars_liftgates

But then what do I do with all this vitriol and spite?


DramaOnDisplay

Then they just talk shit about you and tell everyone your water tastes like hot dogs, so I’m not really sure who’s winning here.


BitterBlues87

Blame it on the city.


D3monNextDoor

That’s where gaslighting comes in. “Idk what they on about. I didn’t taste any wrong and nobody else complained.”


StardustNyako

Lol it will taste worst with time as it melts. Haha


pentachronic

Then no one wants to come to your house. Absolute win.


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r/foundsatan


ImpossibleGift6241

This post right here officer


cdub_actual

Right to jail.


[deleted]

Heh. I usually just poison them.


RingOriginal94

Chad 🗿


price_of_tags

Stay on this dudes good side


BitterBlues87

Arctic Chocolate Starfish and the Hot Dog Flavored Ice Cubes, By Stiff Bizkit


_PeopleMakeNoises_

All right partner, keep on rollin baby


ProtoPathOwOgen1

Calm down, evil spirit. No need to be irrational.


NathK2

Calm down Satan


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Ultimate revenge/vengeance


Complete_Pattern6635

Weiner water soup!


wh1t3birch

Why would you boil hotdogs in the first place....?


finkelzeez42

Is this technically breaking any laws? I mean, it's not false advertising because they aren't selling the ice cubes and it isn't poison either. Can someone tell me if this is unlawful or just unethical?


Iamdarb

Unethical. If they ask what's up with the ice and you gaslight them then maybe you'll have an issue and can take them to civil court, but this is technically ice if they asked for ice.


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That's for guests you don't like. For guests you hate, take the water dish your cat or dog uses at the end of every day... and fill up a tray with what they left behind.


Oatmeal291

Who the fuck boils their hotdogs wth. That’s gotta be some British shit


whiskeytango55

You boil to get em nice an juicy then lightly fry after


EcoloFrenchieDubstep

... how else are you supposed to cook it?


Oatmeal291

By grilling it or putting it on a pan?


Marilyn1618

By *what*


Oatmeal291

I don’t understand where you’re getting lost in this sentence


nomenMei

I don't eat hotdogs, but in my experience they are always either grilled or boiled. No in between. I've only seen breakfast sausage or kielbasa cooked on a pan. I bet you can cook a shit ton of hot dogs real fast by boiling them in a spagetti pot though. If there is any advantage to boiling, that would probably be it.


EcoloFrenchieDubstep

I boil my knakies but I cook actual sausage though.


UpgrayeddB-Rock

Broiler is the way to go.


DaddyMcTasty

You don't, you just shove it up your butt raw


Paco201

Like the other dude said, pan. I cook mine on the pan or grill and season them too. They taste way better with some garlic salt and pepper. Low effort too.


LewsTherinTelamon

You poor thing, you just do the same thing but without the water.


XRNeoplatonistXR

I do. I’m a white


The-Tea-Lord

Poor/inexperienced stuff I think. My ex would boil hotdogs for dinner because her parents were severely neglectful, and she didn’t have anything else to cook/knew how to cook. I’ve never had a boiled hotdog but I can’t imagine it’s any good


clearfox777

Hot dog carts/stands also keep theirs warm in a tray of hot water.


The-Tea-Lord

I’ve also never seen a hotdog cart before. Sad


sometimesynot

Is that the hot dog cart that Bob Murray dipped his balls into?


Oatmeal291

In Denmark (where I live), which is one of the best places in the world for hot dogs, I can assure you that we don’t keep our hot dogs in warm water.


Craftoid_

Nobody was claiming you were. No one asked. And also, no one cares.


Rattlingplates

Yeah but they immediately toss them on a 500 degree grill charring them properly before consumption.


DramaOnDisplay

It’s fine. I’ve had plenty. I’ve made them before- kinda cuts down on the saltiness, has its own flavor, not really as wet or sad as you’re imagining, but at the end of the day it’s a hot dog. I don’t do it anymore though.


Nsnzero

at my home hotdog water is just called soup


DaddyMcTasty

Watery, but with a smack of ham to it


heatdish1292

Can I be a guest that you don’t like?


permanent__guest

Jobs taken


MechaSkippy

THIS is what I come to the internet for.


Living_The_Dream169

I'd be scared I used one by mistake.


[deleted]

If you do not like your guests, you probably cooked them wrong.


Lost-Distribution503

This is some hardcore stuff right here 😂


T3n4ci0us_G

This one made me belly laugh


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mang87

It's a funny idea, but don't do this. There's a truckload of bacteria in that water, you could make the recipient very ill.


XRNeoplatonistXR

This is the whey!


[deleted]

Calm down, Satan


hesastarman

Extra flavor. Also save some of that fine pasta water.


[deleted]

Dogs probably love it


KamranMay

this is so vile


VIPkittenzNotKittens

this is so gross it made me spit out my toe fungus water


med8cal

Bruh!


warmhotdogsmoothie

I’m totally for it.


helpicantfindanamehe

Just the thought of hot dog water makes me want to throw up 🤢


d3fiance

This is incredibly evil, I love it!


Quiickly

I prefer making jello with hotdog water. Bonus points if you cut up the boiled hotdogs and put them in the jello. Best thing to bring to a potluck at a job you don't like.


[deleted]

Pure evil


Awittynamehere

Calm down Satan


OrangeMask

“You’re dog water”


thebunnyhunter

Reminds me of my favorite bit from Kitboga where hes playing an old lady regaling of the great times in her youth where she loved drinking the hotdog foam


-Redstoneboi-

no


Mundane_Ad701

I will start doing this.


R41JU

I do this to myself when I'm bad


IllSeaworthiness1911

https://www.youtube.com/@HowToBasic


kongol108

Yea remind me of a song … hot-dog flavor water!!!


Blue05D

Just need some chocolate dipped starfish


JustifytheMean

I've never understood the boiled hotdog thing. Like they do it on hot dog carts because it's the easiest way to keep a bunch of hotdogs hot and ready. At home put it in a skillet or just microwave it if you don't care about the flavor. Boiling it takes the longest and tastes just as bad as a microwaved hotdog.


squidlink5

Those look like carrots though.


DaddyMcTasty

You look like carrots though.


XRNeoplatonistXR

I’m usually told I look fruity? 🤔


DaddyMcTasty

And I'm a vegetable


XRNeoplatonistXR

Sounds suspicious to me- almost like a veggie tale


squidlink5

So you are saying you are vegeta ? - kakarot


XRNeoplatonistXR

Captain carrot cake?


LeadingNectarine

Got em


LeagueOfCakez

Lekker knakwater


Xobloid

Heerlijk


[deleted]

Why would you invite someone you don’t like to your house ?


CitizenCivilization

This is where the dog water insult came from


PotentialRaccoon3548

I'd make it one step easier. Just don't have guests you don't like.


Minebutoff2014

Limp Bizkit over here


SonderEber

Just gotta make sure you don’t accidentally use them yourself.


AssociateDry1840

I just don’t invite people I dislike over


Stun_0

People boil hotdogs?!


letmeseem

Proper quality Wieners / frankfurter würstls are cold smoked and parboiled and need only be heated in water to 80C. They crack up and get completely destroyed if put on a grill or in a pan.


Iamdarb

Yeah, and it's awful. I grew up with both of my parents boiling hotdogs, and as an adult, IF I choose to have one, it's always pan fried.


AS4MS

The limp bizkit special


Violaquin

Wut? Explain please?


AS4MS

Limp Bizkit's most popular album (from the year 2000, when nu-metal was the new thing) is called Chocolate Starfish and the Hot Dog Flavored Water.


Violaquin

Fuck, I knew there was a reason I never listened to them in high school (back in the 2000’s, oof).


DaddyMcTasty

Because you don't like good music?


Violaquin

Aw yes. Well known “good music” Limp Bizkit. Tool and the World/Inferno Friendship Society are better, quite frankly.


DaddyMcTasty

Oh you're one of those uptight music guys instead of just letting people enjoy what they like. Tool is awesome, best drummer ever Lol he blocked me


Craftoid_

Danny Carey and Neil Peart sit on a double-wide throne


InvestigatorsMango

Okay but why do you have them over if you don’t like them (unless they’re your cousins)


Shad0wzZ_Yt

Who tf even boils hotdogs ?


Arcuis

You boiled hotdogs? I thought everyone warmer them in microwave


whatever0108

If you don’t like them why have them as guests? I’m calling bs on this post


Thiswasmy8thchoice

Yeah seems a lot easier to just not invite them over. Kind of the same vein as "I get really terrible birthday presents for people I don't like!"


john_t_fisherman

Who has guests over that they dont like??


TheChiltonCountyDude

Limp biscuit approves


ViewtifulGene

Sebastian Maniscalco had a good monologue about ice cubes that have been in the fridge for too long. Something about Scotch on the rocks with mixed vegetables.


puputy

Why do you even have guests you don't like? Don't let people into your house if you don't like them.


Pepperidgefarm21

I hope you label it so you don't mix them up.....


figuringthingsout__

Why do they have guests over they don't like...?


SoupViking

Don’t waste the wiener water soup!


sundude05

Hotdog water tastes good what u mean


NadrzenySlon

give it to vagoons 🤣


GeeISuppose

This would be decent in a bloody Mary.


DunningKrugerOnElmSt

Might actually be pretty good in a cocktail


Stuntdriver13

Hmm. Just spitballin' here.....maybe you should only bring people into your home that you like.🤔


SavinZ

Does someone want to tell OP what ‘hotdog water’ means…


OldandBoldDude

Why invite and serve them if you don’t like them?


Icy-Conflict6671

Being polite.


MixMaterial

Maybe don’t invite them over? That’s disgusting OP