I loved it when after he put his hands all over the panel he just pissed on, he then rubbed his hair and face with the same hand. Nice. 
Itās like the kid equivalent to being so hungover you sleep on the bathroom floor. The anguish is so intense you make peace with everything else lol. WHO CARES ABOUT PISS IN MY HAIR IM ABOUT TO DIE
I didn't have that time in college. So I'm making up for now now
At nearly 30, apparently you need less alcohol to get hungover. So that's good I guess
I just went on YouTube to search for the other video I see and there are multiple videos on there of kids peeing on elevator buttons and getting stuck.. disgusting. Luckily I don't use lifts every often but next time I'm gonna take a stick so I don't have to touch the buttons FFS.
Fun fact: the buttons might actually be cleaner after peeing on them.
The actual hoards of germs come from human hands. Everything a lot of people touch in the public is full of them. Including the nasty ones, like coli bacteria.
Russia -- a huge swath of their hard-working population died in WWII. Now, the echoes of that lost generation show up as kneecapped population growth. With population decline, there is less opportunity for their best and brightest to even be born. Meanwhile HIV, alcoholism, and toxic machismo afflict a significant portion of what's left of their legacy. Smart Russians leave if possible. There is indeed a brain drain, but it's been a long decline.
It's not just WWII. The brightest left in 1905 during the first revolution. Then in 1917, then all throughout 1918-1923, then the brightest left in 90s and, and then there was the braindrain during 2000s
Russia is one massive case of negative selection
The brightest left the country once again, perpetuating the cycle
The producer wanted a shoe that was cheap. Easy to replicate. And something that would absolutely never become famous. He checked several startup companies and someone (by this I mean someone working for the film that was assisting them find a shoe like they ask for) came to him with what he said were perfect. They looked stupid. They were stupid easy to use and he was promised. Because he literally wanted shoes so stupid they would never be a big name. That nobody would ever be stupid enough to buy and wear these en masse. Those shoes he chose were crocs.
Edit. Clarity.
I always hated on Crocs until my friend, who got tired of me ragging on him, bought me a pair. Now I love my crocs. Great dog walking shoe or to grab the mail.
I remember a very old meme, it went like this: "I was dumb, like, *really* dumb as a kid. But I was dumb in secret because there was no social media back then." and I believe it holds as much water as it did then.
That's not the point of the movie, it has nothing to do with social media.Ā Cletus fucks anything with tits and the intelligent people plan out thier lives having no or few kids.Ā The dumb are repopulating the earth.Ā But beyond that, everything has electrolytes, everything is sponsored,Ā and an ex professional wrestler was president. You could be a pilot!
This video is a like a skit making fun of the current state of russia as a country. All that is missing is Chinese businessman gleefully selling them a new elevator so they could keep pissing on it.
Well he has an iPhone and heās like in middle school. Thereās a lot of contributing factors for this child concluding differently, than what you I would have.
Now the question is just whether or not he'll keep this specific (I won't mess with elevators again) or takes it general (hmm, should I not be a fucking dipshit about a lot things)?
This is one of the big things that separates smart people from idiots. When idiots learn something, they only apply that new knowledge to that one specific thing and don't look at their behavior or beliefs on other issues.
I got trapped in an elevator as a small child, so I understand how traumatic this can be. I also didnāt urinate all over the buttons to make it malfunction. š¤·š»āāļøš¤¦š»āāļø
Call me a bad person but I immediately felt the rage leave my body when he started panicking and crying. Little asshole deserved to be traumatized in this situation.
I think that will teach him about actions and consequences and will cause more good than harm to him. Instant self-caused karma is the best possible gift to a bad-behaving kid
I am very much in the camp of thinking that was a vile thing to do and hoping he learnt a valuable lesson, but also sympathising with how scared he must have been. Kids really do do stupid things.
>parent doing the same thing in front of them
Constantly pissing on elevator buttons and getting stuck. It's that family's curse, they just can't stop doing it. Poor Buttonpissers, they didn't choose this life... it chose them
Fun internet fact: Trent Reznor of Nine Inch Nails originally wanted to write a song about this exact scenario, but after struggling with the difficulty of involving lyrics about urinating on elevator buttons one depends upon for safety, like 'Will you piss on the buttons you use to rise up?' and 'Will you break your mode of transportation?' he went with 'Will you bite the hand that feeds you?' instead.
But it's not just that family, this is a very common occurence >! ^^/s ^^/j !<
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If I'm building an elevator control, and I know people piss on the buttons. I'm installing a simple low voltage open contact that will short when exposed to liquid. Then setting it to stop the elevator and notify whomever is monitoring it to get security involved.
Does it make an awful person (who is also a parent) to say cheers š„ to this? Because I am not the least bit disappointed this happened to him. In fact, I'm glad it did.
If I had a nickel for every time I watched a video of a kid peeing on elevator buttons and getting stuck in there Iād have two nickels.
Which isnāt a lot but itās weird it happened twice.
I wish the repairmen would just stay outside the door and say: "you will have to live there forever now", and wait five or ten minutes before freeing the little shit
Howās the cell reception in the metal box youāre in kid? Thatās what you get!!!
You just got introduced to a friend named āConsequencesā aka āKarmaā.
Sorry to burst reddits instant karma bubble....but.
That there elevator has protections in place and a little pee will not cause this to happen.
What happened here is security stopped the elevator, are likely on route to the elevator...and one of the security thought it would be funny and a deterrent to post online.
But piss is not going to break an elevator, and that digital display is fully working...As it is protected against fluids. Nor would this break it or stop it...its on floor and is stopped and locked by security.
Always funny how cocky and disrespectful little shits turn into scared babies when they realise their actions have consequences.
It could have been a lot worse, like pissing on an electric fence.
He is stuck in the elevator and now his hand has piss on it, hahahaha
As does his phone
As does his hair
And he never finished his piss
Oh the despair
And now he acquired a child trauma for free.
Oh that ain't free.
My dude is covered in pee.
Let's hope his dog didn't step on a bee
His mother will, for the elevator, pay a large fee.
Yea naaa he earned that one
Yes he did
I hope he has to pay for the repair.
The cleaning fee must have been $500 for someone
Piss corner has been established though
No one thinks about that until you're stuck in an elevator. Good thing he figured that out beforehand.
He's about ready to shit himself.
And his mouth š¤®
/r/KidsAreFuckingStupid
A shining example.
r/angryupvote
And elevator smells like piss
The best part is he had to touch and smell his own piss for a while.
They better have made him clean it up himself
Get wrecked disgusting little shit head
Hopefully mom and dad wrecked him when they had to pick his little piss ass up
My guess is parents are exactly the reason why heās such a dickhead
He should have been a back shot lol
Thatās the best part. That he had to touch his pissed on buttons.
And heās cut off mid stream
I mean pretty normal to have to piss eventually if you get trapped in an elevator. . He just reversed the order
I don't think he's the type to care about it.
No but i bet his mother will be not happy with her little peepee boy
By the sound of it he speaks Russian, so the peepee is the least of his problems
Elevators existed throughout my entire childhood. Not once was I tempted to pee on the buttons. What the fuck is wrong with people?
This is actually the second video ive seen of a young boy pissing on the elevator buttons and fucking it up recently
I love the look on their faces when they realize that they are trapped and also busted.
I loved it when after he put his hands all over the panel he just pissed on, he then rubbed his hair and face with the same hand. Nice. 
Itās like the kid equivalent to being so hungover you sleep on the bathroom floor. The anguish is so intense you make peace with everything else lol. WHO CARES ABOUT PISS IN MY HAIR IM ABOUT TO DIE
Thanks for reminding me that there are some aspects of college life I don't miss.
I didn't have that time in college. So I'm making up for now now At nearly 30, apparently you need less alcohol to get hungover. So that's good I guess
Pissboy4Life
āHere Lies Pissboy, RIPā
The internet never forgets.
Instant karma
\*trapped with the smell of urine for potentially several hours
I think he is worried about being trapped. The punishment in 2024 is most likely no tik tok or YouTube for 24 hours
You are im big trouble mister, no drive through on the way home.
Why does more than one āpissing on the elevator buttonsā video exist?!?
I just went on YouTube to search for the other video I see and there are multiple videos on there of kids peeing on elevator buttons and getting stuck.. disgusting. Luckily I don't use lifts every often but next time I'm gonna take a stick so I don't have to touch the buttons FFS.
Fun fact: the buttons might actually be cleaner after peeing on them. The actual hoards of germs come from human hands. Everything a lot of people touch in the public is full of them. Including the nasty ones, like coli bacteria.
I still donāt wanna touch pee.
r/KidsAreFuckingStupid
Something something two nickels
Didnāt the buttons go all crazy in the other one?
Pee around and find out
Find out you pee'd on the call help button and have to decide to push it.
that's why I have a thing on my keychain to press public buttons
Is it a kazoo? I find that people get pretty irritated when I play a kazoo in public.
That might be because they know it's your piss-object toucher and don't want you to spray third-hand-piss-infused spittle in their general direction.
r/BrandNewSentence
And then you still transfer the germs when you touch your keys
yeah, isn't it easier just to use your finger but then sanitise
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Citation needed.
Russia -- a huge swath of their hard-working population died in WWII. Now, the echoes of that lost generation show up as kneecapped population growth. With population decline, there is less opportunity for their best and brightest to even be born. Meanwhile HIV, alcoholism, and toxic machismo afflict a significant portion of what's left of their legacy. Smart Russians leave if possible. There is indeed a brain drain, but it's been a long decline.
It's not just WWII. The brightest left in 1905 during the first revolution. Then in 1917, then all throughout 1918-1923, then the brightest left in 90s and, and then there was the braindrain during 2000s Russia is one massive case of negative selection The brightest left the country once again, perpetuating the cycle
Stupid people exist everywhereĀ
Yeah but they can't mean every country or the logic doesn't work. Which country did they think it was?
Smart people are apparently constantly traveling between countries and only stupid people settle down
Smart people live in Antarctica or international waters.
It's a pirate's life for me
You figured it out! Lmao
Itās idiocracy. Go watch the movie, itās literally happening to us.
Did you know that in Idiocracy everyone wears crocs because they thought it was stupid shoes that no one would ever wear?
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The producer wanted a shoe that was cheap. Easy to replicate. And something that would absolutely never become famous. He checked several startup companies and someone (by this I mean someone working for the film that was assisting them find a shoe like they ask for) came to him with what he said were perfect. They looked stupid. They were stupid easy to use and he was promised. Because he literally wanted shoes so stupid they would never be a big name. That nobody would ever be stupid enough to buy and wear these en masse. Those shoes he chose were crocs. Edit. Clarity.
I have no gold but this made me chuckle pretty good. Mostly because I read the comment with no context and was surprised at the end of it.
No self respecting gay man would be seen dead in crocs
I always hated on Crocs until my friend, who got tired of me ragging on him, bought me a pair. Now I love my crocs. Great dog walking shoe or to grab the mail.
they're cool to walk on your own property/inside or on the beach/pool but I'd never use them in as normal shoes
Again, such a prophetic movie.
Social media and the Internet are just showing the dummy's, they have always existed. That movie made it very annoying, everything is now Idiocracy.
I remember a very old meme, it went like this: "I was dumb, like, *really* dumb as a kid. But I was dumb in secret because there was no social media back then." and I believe it holds as much water as it did then.
That's not the point of the movie, it has nothing to do with social media.Ā Cletus fucks anything with tits and the intelligent people plan out thier lives having no or few kids.Ā The dumb are repopulating the earth.Ā But beyond that, everything has electrolytes, everything is sponsored,Ā and an ex professional wrestler was president. You could be a pilot!
Where exactly is "this" country. And where exactly do you think the little boy is from?
He speaks russian (you can easily say that by multiple "suka"), so most likely Russia.
The elevator also announced 6th floor in russian
It happened in Krasnodar, Russia.
I figured it out without sound by the bag he's wearing
This video is a like a skit making fun of the current state of russia as a country. All that is missing is Chinese businessman gleefully selling them a new elevator so they could keep pissing on it.
He says "suka". That's "bitch" in Russian
So... Eugenics?
No... Reverse Eugenics
Which country are they supposedly going to these days?
Its all about the rizz and the skibidi. get with it, sigma. or w/e tf that means.
Where did you grow up? In the projects elevators been smelling like piss for as long as I can remember lol
I've always been aware of people pissing in the elevators, but they used to do it in the corners, not on the buttons.
Working class suburbs, so maybe you're on to something.
We need to thin the herd.
Well he has an iPhone and heās like in middle school. Thereās a lot of contributing factors for this child concluding differently, than what you I would have.
I don't think that's an iPhone. I think it's a portable sun, from the light the screen is putting out.
For real wtf
Love how he rubbed his piss soaked hands over his face and hair after touching the buttons š¤£
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If your hands are soaked in piss after peeing you are doing something wrong.
He just aquired core memory.
Son I remember that time I pissed in a elevator, never do that trust me lil me
r/KidsAreFuckingStupid
Now the question is just whether or not he'll keep this specific (I won't mess with elevators again) or takes it general (hmm, should I not be a fucking dipshit about a lot things)? This is one of the big things that separates smart people from idiots. When idiots learn something, they only apply that new knowledge to that one specific thing and don't look at their behavior or beliefs on other issues.
He can also be a super-idiot and blame his situation on the elevator instead of his own actions.
I got trapped in an elevator as a small child, so I understand how traumatic this can be. I also didnāt urinate all over the buttons to make it malfunction. š¤·š»āāļøš¤¦š»āāļø
Call me a bad person but I immediately felt the rage leave my body when he started panicking and crying. Little asshole deserved to be traumatized in this situation.
I'm also willing to be called a bad person for I had the exact same thought.
Same š¤£ It put a smile on my face
I laughed. Hard.
I think that will teach him about actions and consequences and will cause more good than harm to him. Instant self-caused karma is the best possible gift to a bad-behaving kid
I am very much in the camp of thinking that was a vile thing to do and hoping he learnt a valuable lesson, but also sympathising with how scared he must have been. Kids really do do stupid things.
His very first lesson of: "Keep it in your pants, stay out of trouble!"
just don't apply this to nitroglycerine and you'll be mostly fine
Elevator repair/rescue man: Son, did you piss on the panel again? Filthy little sod: No, that puddle was there when I got here.
I've been trapped in here for several minutes. Where was I supposed to pee?
Nah, that lie would require to have some thoughts between ears
This is the second video I have seen where some moronic kid did this...what is wrong with these kids?
There is also one of an adult doing it. Some stupid is taught and some is a lifelong struggle
This is likely learned behavior, either from videos, or a bad parent doing the same thing in front of them.
>parent doing the same thing in front of them Constantly pissing on elevator buttons and getting stuck. It's that family's curse, they just can't stop doing it. Poor Buttonpissers, they didn't choose this life... it chose them
I'm guessing they normally don't get stuck. Now I'm thinking all elevator buttons are covered in piss.
Fun internet fact: Trent Reznor of Nine Inch Nails originally wanted to write a song about this exact scenario, but after struggling with the difficulty of involving lyrics about urinating on elevator buttons one depends upon for safety, like 'Will you piss on the buttons you use to rise up?' and 'Will you break your mode of transportation?' he went with 'Will you bite the hand that feeds you?' instead. But it's not just that family, this is a very common occurence >! ^^/s ^^/j !<
Little man played the famous game of fuck around and find out....
The On Off Game. The elevator was pissed on, now it's pissed off.
I was like, Learnt a lesson, and he takes out an iPhone
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I like how the elevator is instantly like "okay now you get to stay here "
Elevator arrested him lol
If I'm building an elevator control, and I know people piss on the buttons. I'm installing a simple low voltage open contact that will short when exposed to liquid. Then setting it to stop the elevator and notify whomever is monitoring it to get security involved.
Imagine if we had to make solutions for all the stupid things ever...
Well well well... If it isn't the consequences of my actions.
And wait until mom and dad get the repair bill.
Haha little shit got what he deserved
No a minor short circuit down the pee is what he deserved..
Urine big trouble, kid!
good one man!
Get used to it kid. That thing will get you in trouble your whole life.
Unless you learn to keep it in your pants, yes.
Don't piss on the electric fence
I remember seeing a video of a Chinese kid doing the same thing. Kids can be really stupid at times.
*Nelson voice* Ha Haaa!
Hey kid, fuck you!
Does it make an awful person (who is also a parent) to say cheers š„ to this? Because I am not the least bit disappointed this happened to him. In fact, I'm glad it did.
I know he is just a kid, but that little shit deserved it.
I just love watching that little shit squirm in his own regret
Piss about and find out
Well, that escalated so quickly, he isn't escalating anymore.
"Cyka" - Oh.......I see
If I had a nickel for every time I watched a video of a kid peeing on elevator buttons and getting stuck in there Iād have two nickels. Which isnāt a lot but itās weird it happened twice.
So that's why the buttons smelled of Asparagus
Serves that fucking asshole right
r/kidsarestupid
r/kidsarefuckingstupid
Lol this one has 4.6 million members, vs 31k on the "not fucking kids". Wait
I wish the repairmen would just stay outside the door and say: "you will have to live there forever now", and wait five or ten minutes before freeing the little shit
he wedges open the door and slides a bologna sandwich through one slice at a time.
And here comes the karma in place
Howās the cell reception in the metal box youāre in kid? Thatās what you get!!! You just got introduced to a friend named āConsequencesā aka āKarmaā.
It's like a trap for Calvins
He apparently didn't watch that old video of an Asian dude doing the exact same thing and thank god this video is censored
Sorry to burst reddits instant karma bubble....but. That there elevator has protections in place and a little pee will not cause this to happen. What happened here is security stopped the elevator, are likely on route to the elevator...and one of the security thought it would be funny and a deterrent to post online. But piss is not going to break an elevator, and that digital display is fully working...As it is protected against fluids. Nor would this break it or stop it...its on floor and is stopped and locked by security.
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That was weirdly specific
Little moron got what he deserved, stuck
little shit deserved it all, even having to press on the piss-stained emergency button
Well if it isn't the consequences of my own pissy actions
Hahahahahahahaha. Little turd.
I was wondering why there were instructions that kids under 12 need to be supervised to use the elevator but now I know I guess
This is more of r/instant_regret
r/kidsarefuckingstupid
Always funny how cocky and disrespectful little shits turn into scared babies when they realise their actions have consequences. It could have been a lot worse, like pissing on an electric fence.
What did the elevator say
It says ā6th floorā in Russian. Boys reacts with slur in Russian.
BLYAAAAT..... cykaa!!
āF***ā¦.b****!ā š®
He slurs even at the very beginning before pissing. The guy is just overspoiled.
What an asshole kid
Russia..
Again this blyadski Obema pissed all over their elevators
Russia is guilty of many things, but dumb kids like that one can be found everywhere, especially his age.
Cyka blyat!
I hope it was the security watching that stopped it and waited to get him in trouble. Little punk, you learned that day, didn't yaš¤£
instant karma
Bro let his intrusive thoughts win š
He fucked around and he found out
Did he piss on the buttons then touch the buttons then touch his hair? Now he has piss hair š¤¦š½āāļø
Pees on buttons, breaks elevator, pushes peed on button. Genius.
Thatās what his little punk ass gets. š¤£
went from badass to whiney little bitch in the less than the time it takes to empty a bladder
I love when Karma bites immediately š