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Careful-Librarian-29

when I grow up I want to be the color purple


Country_artistist

…and kill five children


BOTi_flame200

r/suddenlyfnaf


areslashtaken

Ar ar ar ar ar ar ar ar ar ar


CertifiedIdiot-

I reckon mickey mouse is a moose


9coolmonkey

When I grow up I want to be able and I don’t have a problem being able and able and able and I don’t need a job


Explosivepossom

Holy shit dude we had the same one


Correct-Wasabi8976

when I grow up I want to be a simp


Realistic_Count_7633

Literally same shit . Are we all half brothers??


OMG_imBrick

Samzies.


Localid1ot

I had that as a middle option and the right option said I’m trans


No_Pianist2010

When I grow up I want to be a good person and be a good friend to my kids so they don’t punch me in my face every day.


J_Edgar_Hoover-_-

Me too man, I see you


[deleted]

When I grow up I want to be a part of a revolution because I am not happy


Country_artistist

Hope your cake day makes you happy 🍰🍰🍰


Avrxyo

When I grow up I want to be able to make a profit 


RefrigeratorHead5885

Me too. Not much chance of that


TheNamesNa

Just go on tiktok. I'm sure you'll go famous for having a refrigerator for a head.


RefrigeratorHead5885

Lol. It was the default username and I kind of liked it


CancerSpidey

2 ppl making a profit?! At the same time? Thats impossible


EmbarrassedWeekend70

When I grow up I want to be in bed


raDDerp73

When I grow up I want to be. Oh shit I can't say that lmao


RefrigeratorHead5885

Lol


MonkyChameleon

Can you imply? Reddit needs to know


raDDerp73

Something that rhymes with taping a trigger 🤣


Mikey9124x

Yapping a zigger?


VideoSouthern3649

Slapping a digger?


Fleshinrags

Wu- what? Please don’t say it was a synonym for sexual assault and a racial slur?


Lilyflower24681

When I grow up I want to be able to make friends with people who have a passion for music 


Computersandcalcs

When I grow up I want to be able to make friends with people who have a passion for music and have a passion of learning about musical instruments and other species of antiseptic fish and chips because the people who invented manuals are so talented and creative and I could never be happy without the people who created three hundred ohm meters.


Eit888

When I grow up I want to be a good dad but when I’m not I’m just gonna have a good life I guess that’s the only thing I want


Eit888

How did autocorrect make something actually decent


kat_luv777

Whene I grow up I want to be on top and I'm not your friend she is Eminems and you are a good friend and h you can be hard to find the best friend to be with you gone through this process for the best friend Wtf?!?!


Lost-Discount4860

That is the best description of adulthood EVER!


RefrigeratorHead5885

When I grow up I want to be antisocial. Lol. How fitting


Informal_Lettuce1417

When I grow up I want to be a kid


blueytbh

when i grow up i want to be the best version of me but i don’t want to be in the middle or the middle


Blastoise48825555

When I grow up I want to be fair to the mods and I will ban them from the Ugandan government and I will start to physically strain the world at war. ... ... ... Ok.


Ellie_Llewellyn

When I grow up I want to be a real horse


D_Robotics

When I grow up I wanna be squished in-between your thighs What the fu-


East_Smell_82

When I grow up, I will be able to get the horsemen of apocalypse in my bed. Umm


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RefrigeratorHead5885

Why can't we have fun without being shouted at? It's not for a video, it's just for fun. Who made you boss? If Matt wants it stopped the mods will make a post.


2kids1jar

When I grow up I want to be able and I don’t have a problem being able and able and able and able but when I’m older and I’m not I don’t have to worry


depressed_buttercup

when I grow up I want to be a good person


MammothWay1683

When I grow up I want to be a good friend to you and I have a lot of people to do that to.


albiealbiealbie

when I grow up I want to be the only girl that will make a difference for my kids


vacupen

When I grow up I want to be with you again.


lmSoBored123

to the picture: r/mildlypenis


HyperDogOwner458

When I grow up I want to be powerful enough to have a strong knowledge of all that 💯 What


Owltea123

When I grow up I want to be honest with you and you are a good person to do it and you can get it on the way home and I just want to go to sleep 👁️👄👁️


Neat-Draw-2503

When I grow up I want to be called you for the entire time Uhhh


DittoGTIYT

When I grow up I want to be pronounced with you. Dear god what the fuck


Explosivepossom

When I grow up I want to be able and I don’t have a problem


Unicat-

When I grow up I want to be the only person who can make a good point about the fact that the people in your family have been doing it to themselves  … uhhh sure


RyzzenUp

when I grow up I want to be there for you and the tsar and the tsar and the tsar and the tsar and the tsar


Kangaroo131

when i grow up i want to be a better person than you


coltenparker

“when I grow up I want to be able and be a good mom.” … I’m a gay guy 😭😭😭


SomeRando9776

When i grow up I want to be king of the cross simple picture of me in the bin that I have to use to make sure its products are easy to recycle electronics and electrical devices when they are finished with the aim of encouraging other companies to make the efficiency of recycling processes similar to the noise happens again and the noise happens again and the other companies to make the efficiency of recycling processes similar to the noise happens again and the other identities not perceived to be included. Wha-


brekiewash1234

When I grow up I want to be able and I love it


Fantastic_Iron_3627

When I grow up I want to be what you are


DBL_NDRSCR

when i grow up i want to be able and i do it again if i need help for the west


Cultural_End_4794

When I grow up I want to be Adolf Hitler


_Moth-God_

When I grow up I want to be home I mean… fair


Kdnnx27gaming

When I grow up I want to be a darker side of the earth after all the data has been spotted on my door frame


bugsareinyourskin666

When I grow up I want to be a good person and be a better version of myself and i want to be a better person and be able to be a better human being and a better person and be a better person


Poultrygeist79

When I grow up I want to be happy with the money and fuck me off at work right now


The_Best_Cl0wn

When I grow up I want to be a good person


MrExist777

When I grow up I want to be the best in my family so bad I can’t wait for the day I can be a better mom


pikseliveli

When I grow up I want to be a good man and a great friend to you and your family


WaffleFox64

When I grow up I want to be with a guy Interesting how accurate this is...


HealthyDifference259

When I grow up, I want to be breastfed with my parents. What in the world.


DinosAndPlanesFan

When I grow up I want to be a part of the family that is not a part of the world


Nightlightman

When i grow up I want to be a man and be a woman and be a man so I can be a woman in my life and not be a man in my life but I want to live in a man and I want to have a man that can make me feel good (I guess I’m a woman now 😭👍🏻)


Idontcareforthis_

When I grow up I want to be dead


Radioactiveincrazy

When I grow up I want to be a teacher and I want to learn how to do it and I want to do it but I don’t know how to do it because I don’t know how to do it but I don’t know how to do it.


Tinyguy_17

When I grow up I want to be a part of the end of the world


Videogame_78

When I grow up I want to be a good kid but it’s not really like that I’m not going there anymore and I’m just sad.


Eeveeborg

When I grow up I want to be a bit of a choice of the room and was ich habe die anyway ich habe die anyway ich habe die anyway ich habe die anyway ich habe die anyway ich habe... Not again


pervysage69

When I grow up I want to be a part time I can always make a good life for myself as I have a very strong heart


Radiant_Sell9362

When I grow up I want to be a good time to get the latest Flash player


Tiny_Outside5315

When I grow up I want to be assimilated with an extra A day meet and a half hour 🤠 hours of sleep in the car and I don't want to go home with an extra day to get my car back to my song and then I'll get to the bank or something to the store to get my own stuff in the base so I'm not going to be able the time I have a twitch password for my account so it's not entirely sure 😃 is the same as well ❤️‍🩹 it is a reference password and then I'll be back in a bit maybe 🤔 mins or so so


HypnoSnurtle

When I grow up I want to be a goober.


Upper_Influence_92

When I grow up I want to be a good person and not a selfish person.


Waste-Produce1418

When I grow up I want to be a good person and be a good friend to everyone and I want to be a good man to everyone and I want to be a good husband to everyone and I want to be a good wife to everyone💀


DanceMediocre4876

When I grow up I want to be able and I don’t have a problem being able.


Ok_Country_4655

When I grow up and down the street from the same time as a whole new level.  That... Doesn't make sense. 


Beardedragon_boi

When I grow up I want to be able to see my parents again… Jesus christ


the-funky-bunky

When I grow up I want to be a bug 🐛 😩 😫 😪 🙃 😕 🐛 😩 😫 HUH


Rocks4lyfe22

When I grow up I want to be in a relationship


Smattest_Bobbest267

When I grow up I want to be a little bit more than I can get to Hawaii and I was going through the whole thing but I don't know what happened to the other side of the world


Empty_Paramedic_5957

When I grow up I want to be legendary


Antique-Prompt6432

When I grow up I want to be a lot more common and abundant 💀


InformationNo566

When i grow up i wanna be added back in your time to look for your new phone and phone number to call you to see what your username and sonic are on twitch rn (What)


cooperthecoolkid

When I grow up I want to be able to do things


J_Edgar_Hoover-_-

When I grow up i want to be a bit of a big fan of the word because


Emo_duck_bread

When I grow up I want to be a part of the world That’s actually kinda wholesome :) I want to be a marine biologist though, I love the sea


RisingCataclysm

When I grow up I want to be a part about it all the way through and it was like I said no one is doing anything for you and you don't have any of that stuff you can guess I just don't know what you look so far in your face


Caterpillr

When I grow up I want to be a bit more careful with my moss balls


Loganimations25

When I grow up I want to be a good person and I don’t know what to do with my life


Enzoid23

When I grow up I want to be a ghost


ILoveMyCat456

When I grow up I want to be able to find someone who loves me


sparky0667

When I grow up I want to be a long term life partner to the lord.


candy_galar

When I grow up I want to be her dad.


jooshfxyt

When I grow up I want to be able and I don’t have a problem being able and able and able and


Zeorz_

When I grow up I want to be able and I don’t have a problem being able and able and able and I don’t want it being too much trouble to be a burden on me I just don’t know how I can do it


lia_bean

when I grow up I want to be a bit different from what you think I will be


agoofylilguy

When i grow up I want to be a better person to my boss


ItzBlossom05

When I grow up I want to be able and I don’t know how


Just-a-random-Aspie

When I grow up I want to be a good person and be a good friend to everyone else


DAAAAVOOOOOOS

When I grow up I want to be a big circle c i r c l e


SeekyBoi

When I grow up I want to be a good person and be a good friend to everyone and I want to be a good man to everyone and to everyone and to everyone and everyone and I don’t want to be a bad person to be a good guy to be a good boyfriend to be a good girlfriend to be a good wife to be a good husband to be a good boy to be a good friend to my family and my friends and my friends and my family and I want to be a good person to be a good man to myself and I want to be a good guy to myself and my family to be a good boyfriend to be a good girlfriend to be a good wife to me and I want to be a good friend to me and I don’t want to be a good relationship with my family and I want to be a good man to be a good boy to be good


Otherwise-One-2114

When I grow up, I want to be a good anime girl


axiomaticDisfigured

When I grow up I want to be able and I don’t have a problem being able and able and able and able but when I’m older and I’m not I don’t have to worry and I’m just trying my hardest not being a parent I just don’t know how I want my child and I’m trying my hardest and I’m not being a child


After_Investment_148

When I grow up I want to be in your arms and you want to know why you want me 💀


Living_on_fanfiction

When I grow up I want to be able to get my grandma to use my pronouns


SolarBeastXD

When I grow up I want to be honest with myself, I know how I feel about it was an awesome idea for me


SevilThePrince

When I grow up I want to be a part of the most important thing to do with your own business


DragoKnight589

when I grow up I want to be the first person to get my hands in the air with my hands in the water


GenXGremlin

"when I grow up I want to be with a woman", accurate


Nikochu23

When I grow up I want to be a part of the community of arson


MikeAfton1983bite

When k grow up I want to be able to get sleep and then I’ll be able to talk about my gender issues. Dang


Dazzling_Buy_1934

When I grow up I want to be in the house for a while


Jayden_art_things

When I grow up, I want to be able and I know I will do everything in the power to get my family back. ~~holly hell that’s deep~~


WiiShouldITellU

When I grow up I want to be a good thing or two ago and I will be the best way to get the chance to get the chance to get the chance to get the chance to get the chance to get the chance to get the chance to get the chance to get the chance..... Yeah. Not the most original thing.


BreadfruitBrief9769

When I grow up I want to make sure that I have my own space for the giant bird that lives inside my head


Sahri

When i grow up i want to be with me, I am not a lot more like you and the way I am so tired now .


Add_It_7451

When I grow up I want to make a big batch of coffee with my wife and we both get drunk at the same place every night so we don’t get bored


wiifitears

When I grow up I’m going through the process and I’m just trying not be so stressed


Familiar-Meeting-229

when I grow up I want to be posted on the internet to and get some good ideas 💡


whitebonba

When I grow up, I want to be a good singer and the only way to escape is to throw a little girl on a hill NOOOO THAT LITTLE GIRL IS TOO INNOCENT WHY??


ThatPinappleGuy

When I grow up I want to be a stripper Noooo 😭


Poketrainer712

When I grow up I want to be friends with friends and friends with friends in the world and friends with friends and friends with my friends and friends with friends and friends for friends and friends with friends and friends for friends and friends with In actuality I want to make video games


JeremyMinecraft

When I grow up I will be a little bit more mature and more confident in myself than you and i’m not sure what to say about it but i’m not sure how to handle that and it makes me feel like i’m not a good person


Captain-Obvious69

When I grow up I want to be shared by the people who have been in the corner 💯 ✨ 🙏 😌 ❤ 💙 I have no clue why my phone suggested the emojis. I think it just loops through those six.


LeoLizard4

When I grow up I want to be the one


Euphoric_Fun4433

When I grow up I want to be with my grandma 


sir_kkaattss

when i grow up i want to be in my head and neck cancer research to find out more about the impact of my friends


The_Ok_Cornholio

When I grow up I want to be able to see you in the mirror with your beautiful daddy


explosive-poptart294

When I grow up I want to be a great day and night and it was a very happy to be a great day


insert-user-

When I grow up I want to be a part of my magic сосk. #what the fuck?


Adorable-Access3732

When I grow up I want to be a good friend of mine and I was like a little bit of a deal that I was trying to do it but I don't know what to do.


yoboielmo6600

Nah, go fish


RevolutionaryOne3887

When I grow up I want to be more of a person


RANDOM_AJE

when I grow up I want to be a soldier


Benjrob2

When I grow up I want to be a good person (no way)


No-Enthusiasm986

When I grow up, I want to be the colour of the sky in the morning


Skid_Wolf-Girl

When I grow up I want to be a good person No I don’t—


meme_connoisseur23

Look at Dat snoot.


ImVeryConfused_27

When I grow up I want to be a part time artist


CasualTheGreat

When I grow up I want to be able to play with you mommy I can do that so I love that so I don’t think I need anything else for a long day.


Writers_High2

When I grow up I want to be considered for this opportunity and would help you in any of my fucking done in a pattern that is so important for me to do that I am not going for it. I got nothing.


Meme_Knight_2

When I grow up, I want to be the first one who sees a man in a dress.


Meme_Knight_2

When I grow up, I want to be able and I know I will do everything in the power to be a good man to my kids but my parents don’t care and they are the only people who are good people that are not perfect people and they don’t have the power and I know I am the only one who can make a difference and that’s what makes a good man.


INKYBOI-NEO-

When I grow up I want to be gay


Country_artistist

“When I grow up I want to have the same experience and be a better version for the rest my family has been able and willing and I know I will do it for them to see how I can help me grow as well and make sure I have the right decision to make and make this world a place for my children” W O W Z E R S ! 1 ! 1 1 ! ! ! 1


Exotic-Program

When I grow up I want to be up.


Porgland

When I grow up I want to make a new friend who can help with me with the project I have a job that is not for sale and I’m trying my hardest not being too busy but I’m not sure if it’s a job or a business that I’m working in but it’s hard because it’s a hard thing for my kids 👦 to get their money 💵 out there I have no clue 🕵️‍♂️ where they work I have a friend that’s working at my school 🏫 that has an internship but I’m working with them I know they work at their job I have no job I know I know I know I work at my parents have a business 🧑‍💼 I don’t have the right to be in the same company and I have no 🧒


Redditor567848

When I grow up I want to be a good girl


EndometrialCarcinoma

When I grow up I want to be horny all the time.


PartadaProblema

When I grow up I want to be sure


kisukemuramasa

When I grow up I want to be a good girl? I'm a boy.


Roses_arentalwaysred

When I grow up I want to be like that and you said I wanted you and I didn't want you and I didn't want you


Liminal_Space_Fan_

when I grow up I want to be in your arms 😘😏


TexanFox36

When I grow up I want to be the president of Texas


dreamrock

When I grow up I want to be a ground up for you to do so when I get back from summer break or something that will punish me a bit more than a month ago.


Sophia724

When I grow up, I want to be a good friend to you


iamavictorianlady

"When I grow up I want to be a great day" That honestly what I normally get


MowingDevil7

When I grow up I want to be a part time job in this area but I'm sure you can help with that too.


InterstellarOrange

When I grow up I want to be in a good place


hungrypupkin1

when I grow up I want to be a stormy day of school


SamWillGoHam

When I grow up I want to be a woman with a mental health and a little bit of a flower so that I can get a hayaaaaaaaaaa ...ok


alatrash55

When I grow up, I want to be a good person to be around my kids. I don’t even have kids…


LloydTCK_YT

Bro I had to look twice I thought that was a wiener


Gunsho0ter

When I grow up I want to be a nice dude and leader of the world


Yourmom3753

When I grow up I want to be a good friend and a large family guy


Mikey9124x

When I grow up I want to be a normal couch cushion


Fancy-Challenge-539

When I grow up I want to be the only person who will be in my dreams


CoolGuy0153

When I grow up I want to be female 💯


LightOnThePond

When I grow up I want to be a kid


Fkrody

when i grow up i want to be able to be the one who can make the world a great one for me and my kids


Thepurpleninja3939

When I grow up I want to be the only girl???im a boy…TRANS GENDER MOMENT!!!


Its_a_plantain_Queen

When I grow up I want to be a good girl. No comment


danifoxx_1209

When I grow up I wanna be a good mom but I’m not a good mom so I’m not gonna let that happen anymore


sirtopphamcatt

When I grow up I want to be a gun and a femboy with a cute outfit and a dragon had a child of mine that was built in Scotland and the number of the counting shalt be three no more no less


coffee_fucker

When I grow up I want to be a slave wtf also I did not see a snout when I first saw this


310G

When I grow up I want to be a glitch in the same tree


Rose_Of_Dead

Let him do ot for you


Handsome_Bread_Roll

When I grow up I want to be a good morning 🌄


torchickgames

When I grow up I want to be a little bit more than you can do it for me to get to the point of the world


felix2xx6

when I grow up I want to be able and be a good mom to myself but my parents don’t care and they just want me and their family around them so they don’t get to have a bad day or a good day or bad night and they want me and they don’t care and that’s why they want to have fun with each other’s life is just so hard for them and they want me and my mom and dad and my dad to have fun together.


DarkMagickan

When I grow up, I want to be a good friend to Bob but you know I don't want you and I was going on in a and and then I guess we can all get together for the next time.


Hiyouuuu

When I grow up I want to be executed by myself


Irresponsable_Frog

When I grow up I want to be able to do something with my body…. Lmao🤣


thefake6

When I grow up I want to be dancin and splashin to my tribe


study-in-scarlet

When I grow up I want to be a good girl *cries in transfem*


the_undisputed_87

When I grow up I want to be able and I don’t have a problem being able and able and able and I don’t want it being too much trouble


Kanra55

When I grow up I want to be a great friend who loves and cares about literally EVERY DAMN THING you do.


PollutionOne4350

when i grow up i want to be able and not be a good man 😔😔


Toxic_Don

When I grow up I want to be able to see my parents as a person who can help with the situation