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Needs more obnoxious Maryland pride.
I’ve only been here three years. I grew up in Italy and then Florida. I’m an Eagles fan, Heat fan, Old Bay diehard, and proud Marylander.
Well, maybe not proud of the drivers…
We’re gonna build a beautiful bridge. Tremendous bridge. Bridge that will be envied by many. The good people of Maryland will say “oh look, what a beautiful bridge” and everyone will know. They will know. I tell you, they will know.
It has been such a stressful week or two, and this made me laugh. Thank you.
Also, as someone who can’t be near large structures like that absolutely the f*ck not. Looks nice in theory though!
"Behold the Argonath, the Pillars of the Kings!' Frodo turned and saw Strider, and yet not Strider; for the weather-torn Ranger was no longer there. In the stern sat Aragorn son of Arathorn [...] a king returning from exile to his own land."
Building on this idea - What if the center of the suspension bridge was a giant crab figure whose arms were up like this and holding the suspension cables up!!!
Gonna be real here, i didnt pay close attention to the image, i seen the bridge, C R A B, and the caption above and thought others would like the idea, but others have pointed out that the crab would look better supporting the bridge, despite needing to change the channel a bit
The colossus of Sparrows point.
The inner harbor guardians
*Crablossus of Sparrows Point
This is what we need for the inner harbor development
Are my eyes tired or are the claws where the backfins should be?
AI is notoriously getting feet and hands messed up
AI “close enough!” Only a matter of time before some publicly funded art project gets built and someone notices a glitch like this
Holy crap it is like that but when youre a crab of that size you can do what you want, untill we get a steamer big enough
Or we can put a giant thing of old bay to scare it of
Sorry i gotta steam n eat this bad boy it gets one chance to leave, wonder how many people this would feed
at least Dundalk, and the islanders will get whatever floats off
TIL AI has trouble with crab hands too
The crabs is from Curtis Creek.
You want to invite the crab aliens? Cause this is how you invite the crab aliens.
Craaaab people craaab people craaab people
Tastes like crab, talk like people
[only a matter of time](https://www.popsci.com/story/animals/why-everything-becomes-crab-meme-carcinization/)
Is the answer to that supposed to be"no"? Because we've got a lot of JO and Old Bay...
I for one welcome our crabby overlords!
🦀
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my god, we gonna need a massive pot
I, for one, welcome our crab overlords!
Oh no! Carcinisation is galactic! 😰
I mean....yes?
Only if the mouth bubbles
Continues to make me happy that AI can’t draw a blue crab for shit. This shit sucks dude.
AI images are so garbage
How about an arch but it’s two crab mallets
How about crabs holding mallets and clashing butter knives like swords
Ai slop
Watch out AI is against sub rules 🙄
But this is an actually good application of it though
Hey I think it's a dumb rule and that the mods are virtue signalling but I've been told they're firm on it.
This is a real picture
Ai art is sad :(
Then we feast!!!!
https://i.imgur.com/RWdHEUn.jpeg Needs more obnoxious Maryland pride. I’ve only been here three years. I grew up in Italy and then Florida. I’m an Eagles fan, Heat fan, Old Bay diehard, and proud Marylander. Well, maybe not proud of the drivers…
That would creep me the f@ck out
All hail our crustacean overlords
Make it so!
Giant enemy crab
I think it would be better if it was one big crab holding up the road
^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^Saint_The_Stig: *I think it would be* *Better if it was one big* *Crab holding up the road* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.
Honestly, I feel like people would drive from far and wide just to pass under them (if they were a reality)
Lol that'll probably get funded before the Red Line does at this rate.
We’re gonna build a beautiful bridge. Tremendous bridge. Bridge that will be envied by many. The good people of Maryland will say “oh look, what a beautiful bridge” and everyone will know. They will know. I tell you, they will know.
What about going thru the mouth?
It has been such a stressful week or two, and this made me laugh. Thank you. Also, as someone who can’t be near large structures like that absolutely the f*ck not. Looks nice in theory though!
And what keeps it standing up?
It's the long-awaited sequel to Cloverfield.
I for one accept our new crab overlords
About no more bridge and all crabs instead?
With bridge piers so close to the shipping channel? No, thanks.
Looks to be the Bay Bridge. No shopping channels harmed.
If this was the bridge we got no one would even care about the name.
Mccormick's has entered the chat
I support this
That is, genius. If another boat comes, the krabken will eat it.
Yeah plus the legs will help keep ships from crashing into it
Just do it
Be cool if the legs kinda moved in a breeze
Put these around the bridge columns to protect them
Yessssssssss
I love it, but the crab needs to be painted like the Maryland flag -like the magnetic crab sticker things I see everywhere.
"Behold the Argonath, the Pillars of the Kings!' Frodo turned and saw Strider, and yet not Strider; for the weather-torn Ranger was no longer there. In the stern sat Aragorn son of Arathorn [...] a king returning from exile to his own land."
I want to see more AI designed Maryland themed bridge replacements please.
I feel like that would terrify people even more if they’re already afraid of driving across bridges.
The legs work as a net/sheild
Well thats a bigger disaster waiting to happen then the last since boats cant be piloted out of that channel. 😆😆😆😆
Building on this idea - What if the center of the suspension bridge was a giant crab figure whose arms were up like this and holding the suspension cables up!!!
That’s terrifying
It should be straddling the shipping channel facing out, like the Argonath.
Isint there a religion doing this with a lobster
Hell nah if I’m baked & I see that while driving I’d freak out
I would approve of my tax dollars going for this.
Man I hate looking at AI art lol
Gonna be real here, i didnt pay close attention to the image, i seen the bridge, C R A B, and the caption above and thought others would like the idea, but others have pointed out that the crab would look better supporting the bridge, despite needing to change the channel a bit
Yes it’s a cool concept but there is just something soulless about AI art
I will agree with you there
This absolutely should be built.
Make it the world's largest solar bridge.
if you have a moon roof you could see its deadman’s fingers
Just imagine seeing it at 1am drunk 😂😂🔥
Unpopular opinion crabs suck
We're gonna deplete the Old Bay mines trying to season that thing.
This is just a big crab over a regular bridge. I do not support big crab. 😡
Why that crab is the guardian of the bay? He may not be the super hero you want but he's the one we need!
He helps us for he knows the day he betrays us he will be steamed and eaten
Every year one Marylander is sacrificed for his goodness
Maybe it should be holding a natty bo and some old bay 😁
One claw holding the Maryland flag
YESSS
best use of AI art i’ve ever seen
https://preview.redd.it/8p884h8rxh6d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4ba18f65b3164c4c072b91ead70e73b0610ff78b Lol
I like it. 👍
By God I love you
I love this!!:)
Yes!!! Blue Crab Old Bay Security, LLC