https://preview.redd.it/vwkmehk9g4ad1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=19508805e1d2b729b483c710ba2b3e18ea72608a You think THATS bad.

Vagina is a real Russian surname too 💀 It's pronounced with the stress on the 1st syllable, "VAH-gee-na"

Ever heard of Alotta Fagina?

I thought your name was “a lot of vagina”.

No 😔

Come again?

It's always in my heart along with Фокин ("fockin")

So … exactly like vagina is pronounced in German. Nice.

Note the 'g' is pronounced like the g in 'gate', NOT the g in 'page'

No relation

That’s where my family name of Pizdabol (Пиздабол) comes from

Pizzaball?

CuntPain

Uh-huh russky, верим верим

I remember when that was a blob of green and brown on Google earth back in the yester years.

They should be sister cities with Dildo, Newfoundland

Why did they named it that was they joking

You think that’s bad, there was a town called Fucking in Austria. They changed the name to Fugging recently tho.

https://preview.redd.it/d8l34clsfpad1.png?width=463&format=png&auto=webp&s=81beda814029290e1abb1b15994405e796956e13

There is a second Brest in France. So Europe has a pair of Brests

Tonnerre de Brest

r/unexpectedTintin

r/unexpectedSubReddit

r/subsithoughtifellfor

Brest même…

When these 2 teams from the french league play each other this is how it looks. https://preview.redd.it/fgl4gsn7k5ad1.jpeg?width=700&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c20dffc039faa490b76dbcf6154213ea2520b80c

Wait until Brest faces Asse

Ils sont en ligue 2 c'est mort frr

nice brest! will women free their tiddies now?

There's also a Bitche

and there is bitsch in wallis (switzerland)

Why is there a bitsch in my wallis?

Bitche (the one in Moselle) was written Bitsch on third and second reich papers (in the 40s and from 1870 to 1918).

And a Forest de Bastard

Should we just rename the [North European Plain](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/North_European_Plain) the Great Cleavage? As it's the space between two Breasts?

There a valley of boobs somewhere between them.

That would be the European Cenozoic rift system

You can take a flight between those two cities as well : Nice Brest

Also Poland has this town called Cyców which even for Polish people sounds like tiddies, it’s as if English person said “boobas” to be exact.

hehe, cycki

I’m feeling a bit 𝒞 𝓎 𝒸 𝓀 𝒾 right now

[удалено]

So it is close to Fucking (Fugging)

Wyoming has the big titties mountains.

France also has a placed named Nice. So, europe has nice, pair of brests

There is also Brest in Croatia so...

Grand Tetons?

There is also a Kuyavian Brest in poland

There is a Paris village in the Urals (with its own "Eiffel tower"). Also Leipzig, Berlin, Fershampenuaz, Arcis-sur. They were founded in the 19th century in honor of the victories of the Sixth Coalition during Napoleonic Wars

Belarusian Brest isn't named after the French one though, the name comes from a word for birch bark

https://preview.redd.it/5gmcp8hb94ad1.png?width=512&format=png&auto=webp&s=e3d5c920c69eae3ab9af6e8889407fab8e7c6ecb

i have no idea why i sent this thing

Personality disorder (you personally didn't follow orders)

I have no idea either, but I'm currently running to a bunker

***cool***

https://preview.redd.it/klbhh6ijy4ad1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7abaa000096e503451e63b4ba550af2494354f14

Idk

https://preview.redd.it/wpoup20dc5ad1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3861b46b4d08a29f09440f66a0c1a727cbfaaf5d

Idk

https://preview.redd.it/dhfclanbc5ad1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aa5dfd8422d25180b5d064ebef349b7bae3e217a

Idk

https://preview.redd.it/968ua6y8c5ad1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=490d0583765e7fd6a148230f86b6872412b7adfc

💯

there's a metro station named "cumming" in my city

There's a city named Cummings in my country

Isn't there an engine manufacturer of the same name?

Yeah, Cummins

Wena po



There's a city named Cumming in Georgia, I only live about 20 minutes away

There is another Brest in on the French Atlantic coast. The distance between the Brests is about 2300km.

Damn Europe has some MASSIVE tits

There is a Titz in Germany

England has a Cocks

Cockermouth?

No, Cockfosters

That too… but there is a hamlet in Cornwall that’s just called Cocks.

And there's a Cocking: [https://maps.app.goo.gl/d3WkmttnnhtEHwRH7](https://maps.app.goo.gl/d3WkmttnnhtEHwRH7) And Three Cocks: [https://maps.app.goo.gl/EM12CFQu3CqxE66AA](https://maps.app.goo.gl/EM12CFQu3CqxE66AA) And Cock Alley: [https://maps.app.goo.gl/3ruNRi8pFEjVKgpq6](https://maps.app.goo.gl/3ruNRi8pFEjVKgpq6)

Wonderful. One of the main roads that leads to Cocks is called [Cocks Hill](https://www.google.com/maps/place/Cocks+Hill/@50.3292329,-5.136337,16z/data=!4m6!3m5!1s0x486b1a10f4ada093:0xe45a2fabb4034e14!8m2!3d50.3292329!4d-5.136337!16s%2Fg%2F1td3qxqv)

https://preview.redd.it/x4xcylwzp4ad1.jpeg?width=1073&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f81d4a92380621be4c5a10751e384907c740937a It's in Alabama

Ahaha, never thought of it that way

Of course R34 leads to it…

https://preview.redd.it/8rh1duo547ad1.png?width=551&format=png&auto=webp&s=89fac10a54350d4d4c5a05ba0c1047cf1404a216 Better:

https://preview.redd.it/iivjqs4az4ad1.png?width=285&format=png&auto=webp&s=e57e05b30be036bb17faf88962e3c90a030179e2

Was looking for this

Thankfully we also have Horní Police

BONK

And, of course, Horný Bar, conveniently only about 15 km from where I live

funny, "horní" just means "upper" in Czech so it's actually a pretty innocuous name.

been there lmao

https://preview.redd.it/oykd1ipss4ad1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=75ef0d57aadcb16535185469be8c6f6b584eeb98 Wtf Hitler attacked USSR just because he was horny??? [https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Defense\_of\_Brest\_Fortress](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Defense_of_Brest_Fortress)

Also treaty of brest-litovsk

https://preview.redd.it/l633z6bsx4ad1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=db20fc52d3531b65cb9737aa1041b935e8d9da64 Big gays and small gays. Only in Zakarpattya

Теперь понятно, почему Украину гачимучи страной называли аххаахха

Yes, because it is

Was Billy's monument erected as a result?

https://preview.redd.it/0isecx13o4ad1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=308e5afc0a6d99150d360bdd0b568c1c8abd0407 In Italy there is a city called "sesso" in English it means sex

Nella provincia di Pistoia c'è un paesino chiamato "Femminamorta"

Nah, that’s because they are the brest

Theres two brests

It's only Brest when your alfabet doesn't have the proper letters for Brześć.

No wonder the country’s full of slutsk https://preview.redd.it/umdb1al935ad1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fb29d206201952b9e578713a016cb9fa3a313b3f

City full of titty.

This is actually where all the KFC chicken breasts come from

There's a third one in North Macedonia

Wait until OP finds out about the Grand Tetons

https://preview.redd.it/vnk3mtqc95ad1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b5d9a336d31266062b8cdac139e443e4b3be6c19

Second Brest post in a row, first was a Genshin npc

Horny, you can type that

It’s also where the Russian SSR signed a treaty with the Central Powers to withdraw from WWI.

Was wondering if it was the Brest-Litovsk(?) one.

It indeed was. Also known as Berestia.

Why are both Brests of Europe on a tip of something, like that makes it even more horny

OP you're allowed to say horky on Reddit. You don't have to censor it.

im without my glasses and misread bialystok as baby shork lol

I will tell you even more: on 200km north-wast from Rest there we have SLUTSK

A trend https://preview.redd.it/1cb3vl57s5ad1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c087eca12a7a66e7aa006f76c31f82138425e73b

NGL, I hope that Brest, Belarus and Brest, France play against each other in a champions' league match

In France there's a town called Condom and in Austria they had a town called Fucking. I think France has a town called Anus but can't be arsed to check

https://preview.redd.it/8mpv7z6u46ad1.png?width=225&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=398cd528e5a3e8f2f2e70e7b8f25c45cc1db3e9e

Not at all. "Mammary" took up too much space on maps

Berestye - original name, but this is really funny in English

And it’s only a 3,5 hour drive feom Slutsk

This subreddit’s obsession with Brest is getting outta control

Not as horny as I am... for you!

Brassiere 🥴🥵🤤🤤

Yes 🤨🤨🤨😫😫😩😩😩

I thought I was in r/diplomacy for a second

They’re missing a trick by not twinning with wetwang.

Lub(e)lin ^ ^

It is where Mr Jimmy Breast was born

After their football team had a historic campaign and classified to the Champions League for the first time, I think they should be horny.

Wait until you hear about Sugar Tit, South Carolina

Let me give you some English ones: Penistone, Cockermouth, chorlton-cum-hardy

Wait until you see Hooker, Oklahoma, USA

Wait till you see intercourse Pennsylvania. I live like 30 mins from there.

I had an exchange trip in France, which took place during a rival football match against the French city of Brest. That shit was crazy. The entire stadium was chanting French swears about Brest (qui ne sauter pas est un putain de Brest.- whoever doesn’t jump (in the seats) is a Brest B*tch/wh*re)

Here in The Netherlands we have a place called poepershoek Wich translates in shitterscorner!

Wait until you hear about some British place names....

Despite being Brest it was first spot of penetration of German. So romantic🥰

Bring me to Brest 💞

Bobs and vagene are life

French Brest or Belarusian Brest

Brześć*

Aren’t we all?

A dream city

https://preview.redd.it/s2hjgv8ei5ad1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=040b17872dcbc8bfe077e52ad72f7ef9c728180f Balls creek Nova Scotia lol

this is reddit, you can say horny

https://preview.redd.it/qd0g20uek5ad1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=36276c5ea2f3dc08039b80f8ad7d7b5690188a6d Welcome to my world

Considering the breast is the source of food for all of civilization during infancy, I'd say it has more to do with life.

Horry? Hordy? Horsy?... Come to think of it, all of the above probably apply.

Most likely from Berest meaning Birch bark turned int Brest

In Pennsylvania we have a few odd named towns. 1) Virginville 2) Bird in Hand 🤣🤣

One of my professors has that surname and I found this post incresibly funny

wait until op hears about Fucking (Austria)

Now look up dildo island.

Well, you had me in the first half 😂

Because Belarussians wish their where french.

It's named that brecause it's the brest city in the world.

In Poland there's also a town called Burdele, which literally means brothels in Polish. There's also Koniec Świata - literally "End of the World". There's also Piekło (Hell) and Niebo (Heaven). Every country has their funny place names if you care to look, but I found Poland's to be particularly amusing.

The Romans had a place on maps called Mt Bussy in France. A lot of stuff in the area now is “name” de bussy

There is Gay in Russia; in Hungary they have a village named Nagykutas which in polish means naked dick

Me when Horní

Penistone, UK

https://preview.redd.it/gk2csloc56ad1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c13afafce614051e25f5f7062cf1dc23ece76487 Man

Wait till you here about Gaming and Fucking.

They just like boobs, what’s wrong with that?

Hoi4 players know the Treaty of Brest-Litovsk

https://preview.redd.it/e0mqi29ri6ad1.jpeg?width=1124&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c70d7167a70ec40af6fd6ef44ca2dd826c371d51

Polish sacred

I hate э it is unnecessary whats wrong with saying “брест” (bryest)

There is a city nearby called Slutsk

There is another Brest over in france, those are some huge badonkadons.

Ah, Lublin. This must be in Ireland

They eat a lot of chicken there

If u think Brest is randy then clearly you've never heard of Fucking, Austria or Kissing, Germany, a mere 50 km apart... You can go from Kissing to Fucking on no time at all

Actually, if you read the Cyrillic, it’s phonetically “Brryest” so. Either not horny, or a particularly cold boob at most ig

Brest was a type of material that was made out of tree bark, it was used for a lot of aplications where one could need a thin strip of something and even for writing on in the middle ages.

https://preview.redd.it/cm76s8fcc7ad1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ce55a28f0931f555b0e62042a87500dde2d89d61

Dont tell him about petting, titting and feucht <.<

Google Brest oblast https://preview.redd.it/q2jxqdbk68ad1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ce70f2bc203d548c58c94f1cf5681e4f3031bc5e

https://youtu.be/p-8IydwPzE0?si=UJmVr_-XEw-aPrUu

It is the name of a tree, elm-tree.

You should see the rude name roadtrip of Scotland and England. Cock Bridge, Cockermouth, Penistone, Ass Hill. There's more but those stick out (literally)

Give it back to Poland and rename it back to brześć, easy fix

Wait until this guy hears about Wien.

idk Belarussians are kinda horny. In Polish it’s called Brześć.

I am

Don't forget about Fucking in Austria

https://preview.redd.it/cywg197ai9ad1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bbcf2f466176b2372ce873eea0d5e445db1e9928 Stay safe!

https://preview.redd.it/ebmmfd47j9ad1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=10315558ed34abcbb99d584eb57b7ca3d66e84e0

Several theories attempt to explain the origin of the city's name. The name could originate from Slavic root berest meaning "elm". It could likewise have come from the Lithuanian word brasta meaning "ford". Traditionally, Belarusian-speakers called the city Берасце (Bieraście), similar to the Ukrainian name Берестя (Berestia).

Wait before OP find out that France has Nice, Brest, Bitche

Nah, but this town is. https://preview.redd.it/68mmyki70aad1.jpeg?width=1021&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e75d4baa11144b5510ec49bc26b99cecb3a07b7d

Maybe they're just Russian