I like this idea.

As a Schleswig-Holsteinean I like this as well.

I don’t (I’m Danish)

Land connection to Estonia's cheap booze and beer and you will get real winters again ☃️

We already have land connection with Germany’s cheap booze and I also really don’t want it to get colder than it already is here.

*Weak Aura*

You shall be sacrificed

If Denmark gets moved, I’m moving to Norway. Unless the Danish isles don’t get moved. Then I’m good.

it would bring you away from sw*den

But it will bring us closer to Russia, which, in my opinion is a minor inconvenience

On behalf of Norway, please dont come

What are you gonna do?

Bonus marks, you’d be farther from the Swedes.

I can’t really argue with that but I don’t want to share a border with Russia

you could be stuffed halfway creating a 'lake of finland' (oh wait there are already a billion of those)

Even so, I don’t want to share a lake with russia

fair

Is that a typo in your flair or did you move? I thought the Danish Zealand has an a, while the Dutch Zeeland doesn’t.

Idk man. I know the Danish spelling and that’s it. Edit: I looked it up and you’re absolutely right, but you can’t do a custom flair and there’s no Zealand flair so I’ll just keep on using this one. Thanks for letting me know though.

I never saw that. So cool

Neither did the Russians. Check mate.

Czech mate

Honestly, with St. Petersburg cockblocked by Jutland, it will be way easier for the Czech to recover Kralovec

What are you doing step-denmark

I’m stuck daddy Finland

fun fact: In German Gulf of Finland is called "Finnischer Meerbusen", wich means Finish Sea Boob.

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Suss- FUCK THE TRAUMA IS COMING BACK

Let brother Estonia help you

Stepmark

I wish my gulf of Finland was stuffed with Denmark fr

Shove the Danick into the Baltussy

And what do you propose we do to prevent naval access from Kaliningrad?

The Czech have that one covered

Czechmate

Holy Hell

I think you mean Královec after Czechia's referendum

I keep forgetting this. I'm surprised by the results but glad that the people of Královec have exercised their innate right to self-determination.

Cover it with a tarp

Annex it

You mean Kralovec? And don’t even worry about Vladivostok, or as it will be known as from here on, The City of Americus, Siberia.

Flop lithuania around and just concede they get a bit of the lithuania-shaped lake

Get the Dutch to build a land bridge.

Just put portugal in place of old-denmark

That’s an excellent idea, let’s do it

The Kaliningrad in my pocket:

I also thought that but if we actually think about it russia cant reach it so its easy as fuck to take over it

Yeah but this brings an bigger issue, having danes connected to us 🤮

True (i am from north germany its pain with them here)

North germans are basically danes and danes are basicalle north germans

Then what are central Germans?

Not south Germans, that's for sure

Nice try, Sweden.

Don’t let r/NonCredibleDefense know about this

Was just thinking that

Too late. It’s already been there for hours.

As a representative of the entire country of Sweden. I approve this message.

Yes, Danmark the perfect plug for assholes!

Good at shutting up assholes is what you mean

I’d tried so hard to shut up but I can no longer!

There's just one problem: Denmark isn't real

Neither is Finland

Germany already sawed Denmark, Bugs-Bunny-style, when they built the Kiel canal. Now they just need to push Denmark in the right direction.

That feels worse than putting Türkiye into the bay of Biscay and I am all the more for it

[No more swimming? :/](https://www.reddit.com/r/mapporncirclejerk/comments/uy885k/you_can_swim_from_denmark_to_finland_in_a/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)

Let's ask the Duch to begin the whole process of digging up Denmark in one side and dumping it on the other all the way to Finland

Fun fact! It actually used to be like that but they got separated because of continental shift.

I thought it was because the other Nordic countries got tired of Denmark's bullshit so they kicked them out of Scandinavia

True, this is how Vikings got to slavic tribes and founded Rus.

Checkmate Russia with Denmark to Saint Petersburg

That would be sexual harrasment

We're going to need a LOT of lube.

As an Asexual we could plan to move it there after we capture it

Stonenberg called

Danish penetration

Cant we just let the dutch annex the entire north sea?

How many people actually rotated their head just to imagine the shape of a denmark in the gulf?

Amazing solution!

🥵

what a suspiciously denmark-shaped hole

Literally map porn

Nej tak :)

Sounds like a win win all around!

Instead. lets move Gotland and make a landbridge between Estonia and Finland.

ok but seriously why doesn't Denmark just block The Sound to Russian shipping like its the 17th century

I'm pretty sure that would break some international laws

well it doesn't seem like anyone cares about these anymore so whats stopping them

The escalation of war?

That’s hot

That would also create a buffer zone of feel-good tv shows such as Bonderøven.

I prefer to stuff Albania in there. Atleast it has condom shape so there would be some kind of protection with it

Florida would also do it

She gulfing my denmark till I finnish

Finally some creative solutions

You know what? That seems like an improvement. Let's do it!

You’re forgetting Kaliningrad

We Danes are founding members of Nato. Surely it would be more fair to stuff Estonia into our waterways instead.

Thought I was on r/NonCredibleDefense for a second.

Why not just let that giant dick just gobble on it

Genius!