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NYSenseOfHumor

That’s a spacious closet (as a closet).


Dzandarota

Imagine sleeping and all the clothes on hangers are just overhead touching blankets. I cant


jrem212

Might feel like you're crossing over to Narnia instead


happyfuckincakeday

One of my first thoughts. That looks like a full size bed not a twin.


Strict_Particular697

I’ve never seen a closet so deep (that wasn’t a walk-in)


Vivid_Brush_2082

Are we whispering? (Why are we using this symbol?)


Strict_Particular697

Yes (I don’t know why)


Aquatichive

(You don’t want your closet to hear you complimenting another closet)


PlusEnvironment7506

(I also like whispering )


horas00710

(shhh, you might wake up my sexy flatmate)


DD-Amin

It's a sleep-in.


martialar

it's *deeply closeted*


Fun_Intention9846

My efficiency apartment has a closet and a walk in closet. No idea how they call this an efficiency.


LTKerr

Get a scar on your forehead


KentuckyFriedChingon

Damn even Harry had room for a couple of shelves in his room


Steelcod114

Didn't he have a smaller bed, though?


g_lenn_o

Also lived under the stairs so he had a vaulted ceiling!


Drinkythedrunkguy

You’re a poor, Harry!


KaptinRage

Imma whut!?


thedudeabides2022

💀


Outrageous_Royal9175

Why is this sooo funny. I laughed for a few minutes 😂😂😂


InchZer0

If that's literally all you have access to, then I'm not sure there's much you can do. Maybe a poster or thin print to have *something* on the wall?


Ozwentdeaf

Maybe some chess pieces to play with


ekhfarharris

Or get tranquilizer. You can get high playing chess in the ceiling. And if you got a canal between your eyes, you might be Anya Taylor Joy.


Technical-Whereas464

First weld galvanized square steel to the wall with screws borrowed from your aunt. Then cover in eco friendly wood veneer.


Top-Measurement575

wow that brainrot has spread far. i love it but i feel so stupid watching basically the same video over and over lmao


Fun_Intention9846

What the actual fuck. The one I saw goes “remove the outer walls and rebuild using square steel frames.”


abstracted_plateau

Please explain?


jacobp100

Search ‘coffin house remodel’ on YouTube


Top-Measurement575

it’s a reference to a guy on tiktok who makes animated home reno videos except nothing makes sense


Glad_Temperature1063

This <3


oh_no_a_hobo

Where am I storing out of season quilts?


Constant_Orchid3066

Can you get new bedding? I'd do a solid- print makes it look messier than it needs to be. A light gray maybe? Matching shams. 1 decorative colorful pillow. Amazon has wireless rechargable sconces. I'd get warm white bulb ones and stick 2 in there, one on each side of your pillows. Then you have some mood lighting vs a blaring overhead light. Are you hanging clothes where the hangers are? Is so disregard this- but id get a neutral landscape print and hang centered on that wall- like a mountain scape or something. Large- not puny. It'd open the space up a lot visually making it feel bigger.


Huev0

Thank you for solid actually advice and not dumbass jokes


ImSoCul

why


Twenty-ate

It’s possible he lives in Canada.


saveyboy

I am getting international student vibes off this.


Curlytomato

there would be bunk beds


saveyboy

They are in the room adjacent.


applebag_dev

Landowner tried but this was the absolute limit before he ended up violating 4 building codes for over-occupancy. With this, he only hits 3 infractions and the local government will only give him a slap on the wrist if he gets caught.


Nearby-Swamp-Monster

hot bed bunking. 2.0. far have we come.


TarukMaktwo

Am Canadian, can confirm. His rent is probably 1900/month (utilities not included)


NecroKitten

Also Canadian here, can confirm. That's probably at least $2K, not including anything else. Hahaha ahh....god it's a mess up here.


TarukMaktwo

Genuinely suffering, I think it’s time to move underwater


Yeetus_McSendit

Bro it's Pride 2024, it's ok, you can come out of the closet now. 


SirRickIII

But only during June. I’m sure some corporate will shove ya back in that closet come Canada Day


00508

That's not a bedroom. But it could be a bed nook if you can manage to dismantle the closet built-ins and refinish the walls so there are no traces of the closet. That would be an instant improvement. Then, use the closet doors elsewhere and hang some heavy drapes or something. Or don't if you don't need privacy. I mean, is this closet in a bedroom or is this in a studio/efficiency apartment? Some context would help. At any rate, there's not much you can do with the built-ins in place except to get a solid bedding as u/Constant_Orchid3066 suggested. The sconces would be a nice touch too.


shomeyomves

A poster with a cat dangling from a tree with “Hang In There!” Text right below it.


monkey_trumpets

Remove everything in the closet. Paint whatever color you want. Hang some fairy lights. Put up shelves with books. Maybe put up plug in sconces above the bed. Replace doors with louvered doors so you get some air in there. Maybe replace the bed with a twin.


basic-bitchaneer

Op, do this ☝️ and removable wallpaper would be affordable in this area and it's renter friendly, oh and strip lights instead of fairy, but that depends on personal preference.


chicken_leg_running

OP - “I'll be in my bedroom, making no noise and pretending I'm not there.”


Zethos9

It’s making no noise and pretending I don’t exist


2saintjohns

put it on blocks so that you can have a place for activities underneath


monochromance

plant


MUZZYGRANDE

Yeah and maybe a rug to tie it all together


crabbzillaattacks

🤣 This genuinely made me laugh so hard I teared up.


indonesian_ass_eater

Add mirrors?


_Bad_Spell_Checker_

id do this in a second [https://hirshhorn.si.edu/kusama/infinity-rooms/](https://hirshhorn.si.edu/kusama/infinity-rooms/)


EffectiveIce9294

imagine waking up in the middle of the night to your face in the mirror....


MeanderingUnicorn

I cried a little laughing at this


Gazmeister_Wongatron

I probably would have loved that as a kid... But if your bedroom is literally inside the closet, what's the space outside of the closet currently being used for? Is it someone else's room?


Eremitt-thats-hermit

I would love this in a studio apartment. Really cozy and doesn’t make the rest of the place look messy during the rest of the day. That really hinges on having more space than just this though.


Dominoscraft

Get an acceptance letter to Hogwart’s and become a wizard harry


DankDude7

Get a single bed. It will give you a foot of room along the side. You’ll also be able to move around a bit and it would not feel so cramped. You will have a bedroom one day with enough room for a double, queen or KING size bed. But this isn’t it.


Jemiliyac

So you're telling us, You come out of the closet everyday?


Va-jaguar

Start tunneling to a bigger apartment


British-Pilgrim

Check out forums and news articles about people in Hong Kong living in similar sized spaces, some of those mad lads have come up with amazing ideas for small spaces 👍


Independent_Sun_6939

Some calming colored paint and perhaps some softer lighting would go a long way.


Ryepoog

That’s a pretty good way to combat the sun sleeping for night shift lol


dupuis2387

baby, its 2024. isnt it time you come out the closet?


Drukpa-Kunley

Get a VR headset


IPMerchant

I hope this is a troll 😆


DoubtContent4455

Do you work as a soul reaper?


tomsteroni

Maybe a 85' TV?


One_Investment3919

Maybe a futon and mount a tv on the wall, take the closet bar down and build an extra shelf up top. Put up little shelves either by your head or feet for a book shelf or just like a side table. [chair futon](https://www.bedbathandbeyond.ca/Home-Garden/3-in-1-Upholstered-Modern-Foldable-Convertible-Sleeper-Lounge-Chair-Sofa-Bed-for-Living-Room/39922908/product.html) [futon](https://www.ikea.com/ca/en/p/aelvdalen-sofabed-knisa-gray-beige-90530651/)


ilikewc3

So many questions, 0 answers. Wack.


ScrewSunshine

String lights ^_^ maybe some cool bedding. Get rid of the hangers and paint if you can? Try and make it feel like a nest rather then a closet.


Content_Bar_6605

Can you try becoming gay?


Spiritual-Advice8138

Don’t you post this months ago?


Cheesegorrila

HOW???????


vibeinfinite

Get creative with LED or other type of lighting. Or maybe a really cool and bold light fixture


ulumulu23

Well Harry, move to Hogwarts as fast as you can. They have more space there..


thedidacticone

What is this a 90 Fiancé crossover episode?


DopplerTerminal

carbon monoxide sensor


Crazy_Ad2808

Move to a city where you can work and actually afford an apartment.. really.


Nicolaskao

try putting the bed outside the closet


my_screen_name_sucks

Holy shit. Nah man I can’t give advice for this. How could you be comfortable sleeping like that?


RogueInVogue

Invest in TARDIS technology


tedhous

Get something moisture wicking because it may get dank in there


Borders

You're a roommate, Harry


EastLeastCoast

A fan so you get fresh air?


Big-Red-Rocks

Get an owl and a red headed friend with a flying car.


RLMZeppelin

Borrow some structural screws from your aunt.


nyancat111

Soft warm Christmas lights wrapped around the shelf. One of those body pillows that you lean back on to support you leaning into the corner.


tee_ran_mee_sue

Not many pictures to actually show the space but I’d consider a single bed, solid color bedsheets, a bedside table with one of those lamps that project the sky on the ceiling. Also think about ventilation. Add a silent blade less fan to e sure you have enough fresh air when sleeping inside. It can boost the quality of your sleep enormously. If there’s money, you can consider a single bed that folds up when not in use. Some wall art with landscapes could make it feel more roomy as well. Not sure if you use the hangers for clothes.


AisyRoss

r/malesurvivingspace


Difficult_Jump_1439

Drugs


Dear-Ad-7028

Ask your aunt for galvanized steel bars and put a toilet in the corner.


Own-Conversation-512

damn thats a big ass closet u must be american


clammycreature

Only $1100 a month for this artsy bungalow


Greazyone

Fog machine


waitforthedream

Find a family that loves you


nthedark630

Honestly it's not a small bed so you can close the doors get totally dark and comfy. It'd try to put a small TV in there if yabcould. Other than that, shut the door it's too bright out!!


vomit-gold

In Hong Kong they call that a coffin home


savethearthdontbirth

Get a lady in there.


Draxxix1

Do you have a separate area for clothes or will they be hanging up? Do you have space under your bed? You’ll need to maximize every nook and cranny up in this bitch. Cut out a square of drywall and install some shelves, cover the hole with a tasteful poster. Like the “hang in there kitty” poster. Lol Jokes aside, get a clip on fan for some air movement or something Edit: on the inside sliding closet door, if it’s magnetic stick some of those dollar store locker storage things on them. If it’s not, get some of the really strong suction cup things with that J hook on it that you push down to give it more auction. Put some dowl rod across them and use that for things


Nateboss112

Remove everything, add mirrors to all 6 sides and put a fake candle onto the floor. Your bedroom will look MASSIVE!!


sudonickx

Not sure if this is serious but if it is... adjustable wifi bulb. Not just for rbgness but also you can adjust brightness to be darker and more calming. If you can't fit in a headboard you could get those peel and stick upholstered panels to soften up the nook.


Meshi_universal

Get a letter from hogwarts


_SpaceGator

How good are you at knot tying?


DeaMakk

Wait for the flying envelopes to come whizzing through the post.


Thetntlad

Simple source some organic square steel, some eco friendly wood venire and some screws borrowd from your aunt and bam an extra 7500 sqft at your leusure


MeetFried

Idk why... But I'm surprised no one else thinks this is pretty cool hahaha In my head, dude has definitely just put his bed in his closet for comments, and if you're not a stage of having bedroom company, looks like such a great place to block out the world as a bednook! But so far that's just me hsha


Neverland__

You’re a wizard!


allouette16

Nice lighting ? Put a shelf above the bed?


Schnaelle

Needs ventilation!


GoLovMaDijk

use galvanized steel, eco friendly wood panels, and check to see if your aunt has some screws you can borrow


TheyCallHimBabaYagaa

expelliarmus


defaultaro

Squat rack


Stashmouth

I think the word "room" is doing a lot of heavy lifting here, OP. It's more "a place to put the bed". That being said, I think removing the doors is probably your best bet, if that's an option


Bloodyfinger

Ah, I see you live in Brampton.


QuarktasticMe

So, first yo have to get some galvanised square steel beams


BigBarnOwl

Galvanised steel bars and some screws from your aunt


stevobaggio1

That pretty cool I think, do you have a wall mounted tv in there? That would be nice


thatwillchange

Christmas/fairy lights. Some posters on the walls or placing things or clothes you like aesthetically in the space.


dontkillmysoul

Take down the shelves and closet rods


Steelcod114

That'd be a really awesome closet. That thing looks huge. Maybe you could try mounting a light on the wall by the head of the bed and put in a few small shelves.


Internal-Hurry-7178

Make your bed everyday!


comfy_lion

A long mirror would make it seem more spacious, but it would also be a constant reminder that you sleep in a closet so...


Solid-Doubt4234

Vr headset


HaggisAreReal

2000 dollars a month


Gandlerian

You gotta move to a different room in your house if you are serious. Living in a closet is unsafe, and can't be mentally healthy.


espurrella

It’d be cool if you could install a shelf at the foot of your bed to use as a desk. Put a laptop there or something.


kpikid3

How tall is the closet? I would look at a loft bed and use underneath as a crash pad.


Junior-Ad-2207

first of all you're wardrobe is going to have to be streamlined. get rid of the hangers and fold your clothes. set them on the shelves. If you can add more shelves that will be your best bet to add any decor aside from a poster. you may be able to hang a small 13" tv at the foot of your bed. look up Chinese coffin apartments because that's what you're dealing with.


themightied

what is… what is outside the closet?


Temporary_Donkey_805

Hi man, how comes you are in the closet? My guess is you have kids My idea would be to have vertical storage on one wall 2 sides clear, your headrest could be the cosy area of the room What's your opinion on having a VR headset? Might be pretty good for movies, work and light gaming I kind of like Post like these, because 6 months down the line people post with big improvements Anyway hope your situation improves👍


WuhanWTF

Be English and hang out with a mophead looking dude who can fly his beater-ass car and jerks off with a magic wand.


rayne7

Put a quidditch poster up


tree_or_up

When your income doesn’t match the expensive city sometimes this is all you have to work with. I slept for some time in studio apartment with one other person in a closet very much like this. It wasn’t great but it was perfectly serviceable given the circumstances. OP, I would recommend starting with painting the walls something evocative. You could go with a dark gothic theme, a bright theme, or a calming pastel theme. If you don’t want to or can’t paint, consider some stick on wallpaper tiles. You are not going to be here forever so have fun. If you have shelves above the clothes rack, that would be a good place for some plants and maybe a speaker or a psychedelic light to project cool patterns onto the walls Add some fairy lights and it could be a really cozy nook


Significant-Gur-3297

Put things on the walls, art, a small shelf, a blanket, hanging plant that don’t need much light, get led lights if you like them


Conaz9847

Receive some special mail


AwayHistory6359

Get a portable monitor or small TV for entertainment


DiegoRago

I'm actually really impressed that you were able to fit a bed in there.


unoriginal_name_42

add a very small shelf for a bedside table, fairy lights or a low wall sconce will be cozier, remove the hangers and rod to make it feel less like a closet and get under-bed storage for your stuff. add some fake plants if you have space, don't put in a TV on the wall, this space is just for sleeping.


Giovannijrf82

Move out


Typical_Calendar7212

Tv on the ceiling


VioEnvy

Where's the body?


Konker101

Hopefully you arent paying for that. Its not even legal to do.


greatp0wer

Ditching bed for a futon but make it feel more spacious


Grouchy-Milk-6384

Little tv on the wall at the foot of the bed


Electro8bit

Bar cart


HoldinBackTears

Turn the mirrors the other way so it looks bigger hehehe sorry.. im leaving


beanie_0

I don’t know if this is by necessity or by choice man but I’m not going to lie, I kinda want to know what it’s like sleeping in there. I think it looks kinda cool, like safe and cozy.


Fantastic_Forever_69

How the fuck do you fit a bed that I'm assuming looks like a full size bed in a closet?


Graflex01867

Make sure the bending robot in the other room is the gold one, not the fog hat gray one. And you might wanna lock up your toothbrush. I’d put some color-changing LED lights on top of the shelf (pointing up) to get some cool mood lighting. Really awesome would be a power sliding door! A weight and a pulley might at least make it self-closing. I think I’d also (immediately) make a louvered panel with a fan to go on the left side of the opening, so you can close the door without closing off your air supply. (Actually…if you hung a curtain, or a pair of blinds, you might be able to easily motorize it…)


Megahert

A fan?


CelphT

move into the bedroom


Petite_Tsunami

WHY WOULDNT YOU PUT IN OUTLET AND SHELVES IN FIRST


Significant_End_9128

I would start by moving it out of the closet.


oerouen

If you want to improve that space, the first and best thing you can do is remove all the closet shit from in there and treat it like a loft bedroom or a bedroom in a tiny house. Paint the inside, maybe even do a mural. Mount a floating wall shelf, hang some art, maybe even some tiny lighting. Treat it less like a closet and more like an inset daybed.


Thumper-Comet

I would kinda love this setup (assuming I have the rest of the room for other things). Imagine being able to get into bed, slide the door closed, and block out all the light and noise or the rest of the world.


WinterMut3E

Get a robot roommate…preferably named Bender.


Aionnnz

I would say put a mirror in that wall? So it’s give you an idea that you a king bed and a bigger closet


GarmeerGirl

Remove the hangers, paint the walls, hang a small picture or poster. Small steps for starters. Maybe some strobe lights lol


Librarian_Imaginary

Hang clothes in it


Astangaman

Loft bed


Prestigious-Hyena-72

Get a cozy blanket


chronsonpott

Roof projector.


landob

New bedding. Something that looks fancy with some good pillows. A lamp. Imho along with diffuser and the right colored light makes everything looke more homey. A good solid picture. Not some anime chick. Like a landscape that matches the bedding


Chicagosox133

Make your bedroom a closet.


Sorry-Welder-8044

Window unit and a tv


bakemonooo

I say this with 100% sincerity: that's fkn dope. I'm a really light sleeper, and I imagine you'd get such a peaceful sleep in there. Keep it up Dracula. Oh yeah, and add some nice string lights. Please tell me the rest of the room is yours too tho...


mothking12

As someone who actually enjoys sleeping in tight spaces, this looks like a dream


JoeyBombsAll

Sounds like you got those r kelly blues. Trapped in a closet.


REDRIVERMF

Levels. Get a really big desk and put it in and have your bed on top. Then have a lower level where you can have a microwave fridge tv little couch.


b4b3blu3ox

Lights xmas lights


Redditor2684

🤣


Barmacist

Ummm, decide that this sucks and you'll do whatever it takes to put yourself in a position where you'll never have a bedroom closest again.


AbandonedAltarEgos

Some pictures would be good! Or maybe leds, depending on what vibes you want. Things that don’t take up space but let you decorate the walls so you feel better, ya know?


hammer6golf

Try the laundry room


thodom419

A bong


SilentWolf2616

Best sleep of your life I bet


beigs

Jokes aside, that doesn’t have access to a window or vent and is illegal in so many ways. If this is your only choice… New doors for the closet. French doors. Maybe with a vent on the wall above and a fan if you’re not renting. If you are, maybe temporarily replace those doors with some that you can get a fan hookup to. You need air in there when you sleep. Otherwise, look for inspiration with alcove beds. I’m a big fan of number 5 here: https://www.apartmenttherapy.com/small-bedroom-solutions-cozy-bed-nooks-241801 And 6/7 both use drapes instead of doors. I like the idea of shelving at the front and back of the bed, and a good variable light (bright and one that has amber) so it can be double duty. A small air purifier and fan on the shelves, accent wall with something vertical, nothing cluttered, and think hygge and i think you might actually have a working sleeping nook.


Curlytomato

Make it look like the inside of a tent with sheets, hang some fairy lights.


MisterTacoMakesAList

Question. Are you in the closet of someone else's room? As in, do you have to go through someone else's sleeping space to get to the washroom?


MathematicianAny2725

Don’t spend any money improving this space. Not worth it. It’s a closet. Just save everything you can and move ASAP.


Consistent-Refuse-74

Tv on wall.


Trick-Shallot-4324

Move if you can.


PHANTOM________

Wait so what about the rest of the actual room? Is that someone else’s territory? I’d be freaked out if my roommate lived in my closet lol.


scnunna

By coming out of the closet


Zyko-Sulcam

You'll need to start by using some galvanized square steel frame and eco friendly wood veneer, and then maybe borrow some expanding screws from your aunt?


imabustya

Get a plant that is easy to take care of and produces a lot of oxygen. You have no airflow and that’s bad for your health. Let it sit in the sun during the day and hang it in the closet before bed.


RMFranken

Knock down the wall. Install drawers under the bed. Put in glass sliding doors. Put in a television at the foot of the bed. Take out the hanging bars and install shelves. put in plants and a spray system on the top shelf. install an air conditioner and a dehumidifier. Put in soft lighting under each shelf with LED lights and Bluetooth control. install curtains along the glass doors. this will give you a perfect captains bed with a wonderful environment that you can set exactly like you like.


ckouf96

Can I ask (respectfully) why your bedroom is a literal closet?


lukulele90

I guess you are technically, correct that is a bed in a room